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[Abraham]

I think I may drive to Dallas for the weekend.

Anyone up for a Rangerhole?

Aren't you drafting with us Sunday at 2?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

What is the Sirius NFL radio demographic that every other commercial break there is a christian mingle or a tiger tax (10% to charity and all the glory to god) ad?

As far as I can tell it's people in Detroit who play fantasy football.

 

[Gadzooks]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

 

[Abraham]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

I'm glad my tendency to save money on gas has evolved in to a nickname for the high-school-prude.

 

[krista4]

What is the Sirius NFL radio demographic that every other commercial break there is a christian mingle or a tiger tax (10% to charity and all the glory to god) ad?

I'm not in love with this living in Nicaragua thing, but you just gave me the first item for my "what's best about living here" list. I think Christian Mingle must run continual ads on every station back in the US. Oh and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head now.

 

[Gadzooks]

Frosty: Regarding the FB pic your lovely wife (who I'm assuming only married you because you blackmailed her and then she made beautiful kids with the mailman) posted at kindergarten.... In the background there is a blonde wearing a purple tanktop with a black skirt. What's her story? Can't see her face in the picture and her legs may be thick, can't really tell. However, while utilizing the zoom, I can see under her right arm what appears to be the side angle of a good sized breast. It is covered by her shirt so no skin is visible (sorry GM) but I'd bet a box of freeze pops that she has quite the set of fun bags. I'm also getting a vibe that she's maybe a single-mom who is sexually frustrated because she's so busy with work and raising her kid on her own. Could you or Mrs Frosty maybe try to get some strategic pics at kindergarten tomorrow with Momma-FunBags in the background? But try to get her face in the pictures. Post them on FB or here, whichever is easier. TIA.

 

[General Malaise]

GMTAN FOOTBALL PAID VS UNPAID UPDATE:

Sweatier Vests

Ice Bag and Nachos

Es Pipi

Amazon Prmlvrs

Elderly Anoos Aids

Let it Sweat

1/2 Paid:

Oildale Meat Raffle (Frosty paid, Tanner Unpaid)

UNPAID:

Power Aids

Drugstore Cowboys

Jr. High Cheerleaders

Stinky Fingers

Reeses Power

Vag Head Hummus Men

Get your dues in soon or I will shut off your ability to make trades or free agent moves!

Again: Do I pay you or Frosty?

Pretty sure I answered you the first time, but you need to pay me. $12.50. You can do it via paypal or by check. Or if you want to give me $12.50 of phone sex, we can do that too. PM me if you need anything of my personal info.

Pretty sure you didn't. I wish you weren't such a GD liar.

Whooops.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

What is the Sirius NFL radio demographic that every other commercial break there is a christian mingle or a tiger tax (10% to charity and all the glory to god) ad?

I'm not in love with this living in Nicaragua thing, but you just gave me the first item for my "what's best about living here" list. I think Christian Mingle must run continual ads on every station back in the US. Oh and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head now.

You say "back in the US" like you've been gone for years already.

 

[Gadzooks]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

I'm glad my tendency to save money on gas has evolved in to a nickname for the high-school-prude.

Me too!

If I can get her to wear a sweater-vest while giving me an abbreviated handy at the reunion, I'll try to get a picture for you.

 

[General Malaise]

GMTAN FOOTBALL PAID VS UNPAID UPDATE:

Sweatier Vests

Ice Bag and Nachos

Es Pipi

Amazon Prmlvrs

Elderly Anoos Aids

Let it Sweat

1/2 Paid:

Oildale Meat Raffle (Frosty paid, Tanner Unpaid)

UNPAID:

Power Aids

Drugstore Cowboys

Jr. High Cheerleaders

Stinky Fingers

Reeses Power

Vag Head Hummus Men

Get your dues in soon or I will shut off your ability to make trades or free agent moves!

Again: Do I pay you or Frosty?

Pretty sure I answered you the first time, but you need to pay me. $12.50. You can do it via paypal or by check. Or if you want to give me $12.50 of phone sex, we can do that too. PM me if you need anything of my personal info.

Did I dream that you talked dirty to Girl A on the phone one night? My notebook says as much, but given my drinking problem, I never can be sure how accurate it is.

 

[Abraham]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

I'm glad my tendency to save money on gas has evolved in to a nickname for the high-school-prude.

Me too!

If I can get her to wear a sweater-vest while giving me an abbreviated handy at the reunion, I'll try to get a picture for you.

This is getting weird. ALthough I'm in favor of you getting an abbreviated handy at your high school reunion because, hey, why not?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

abbreviated handy

band name

 

[Limp Ditka]

abbreviated handy

band name

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

abbreviated handy

band name

band name.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Sometimes students tell me some really off-the-wall stuff. Every so often it ventures into "complete bull####" territory.

"My uncle got 14 Purple Hearts in some war."

"I found a musket ball once in the gutter outside the mall."

"My dad says we're related to Daniel Boone and Tom Sawyer."

Today a girl told me her great-grandfather invented the Jitter Bug (the dance, not the cell phone I use).

I looked it up. She was telling the truth.

 

[krista4]

What is the Sirius NFL radio demographic that every other commercial break there is a christian mingle or a tiger tax (10% to charity and all the glory to god) ad?

I'm not in love with this living in Nicaragua thing, but you just gave me the first item for my "what's best about living here" list. I think Christian Mingle must run continual ads on every station back in the US. Oh and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head now.

You say "back in the US" like you've been gone for years already.

How would you say it, in order to distinguish it from TV here?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I have no where else to put this. But isn't that what this thread is for? -

I quit cable about 5 months ago and have been living on Netflix and basic channel antenna broadcasting. I've actually enjoyed it. But with football season here today, I stopped by my local Verizon Plus store yesterday and inquired about adding ESPN to my bill (I get interweb through Verizon and they gave me a cable box for local channels which I really don't use).

Me: How much to add ESPN just for football season?

Verizon Dude: Our basic cable package that just includes ESPN is an additional $25 a month to your bill. Would you like a two year contract?

Me: No, just the football season. Thanks. This is ESPN in HD correct?

Verizon Dude: No, you'd get the non-HD version. Would you like to add an HD box for $13 per month?

Me: So to get ESPN in HD, I need to pay an additional $38 a month to my bill?

Verizon Dude: Correct.

Me: Okay.

Cable company death cometh, and that right soon.

God, I'm so ready to cut the cord. Know what my DirecTV bill is this month? $203. Add another $50 for internet. Know why - besides being an idiot - I haven't ditched DTV/cable? Because I can't get OTA channels on antenna out here in HillbillyMethLand, which means I get no live NFL. So, the ####### NFL is driving my $200/mo habit.

To be fair to DTV, my bill will drop back all the way to $140/mo come January. :fml:

 

[cosjobs]

I think I may drive to Dallas for the weekend.

Anyone up for a Rangerhole?

Aren't you drafting with us Sunday at 2?

Pretty sure its at 1

yes

 

[T Bell]

Frosty: Regarding the FB pic your lovely wife (who I'm assuming only married you because you blackmailed her and then she made beautiful kids with the mailman) posted at kindergarten.... In the background there is a blonde wearing a purple tanktop with a black skirt. What's her story? Can't see her face in the picture and her legs may be thick, can't really tell. However, while utilizing the zoom, I can see under her right arm what appears to be the side angle of a good sized breast. It is covered by her shirt so no skin is visible (sorry GM) but I'd bet a box of freeze pops that she has quite the set of fun bags. I'm also getting a vibe that she's maybe a single-mom who is sexually frustrated because she's so busy with work and raising her kid on her own. Could you or Mrs Frosty maybe try to get some strategic pics at kindergarten tomorrow with Momma-FunBags in the background? But try to get her face in the pictures. Post them on FB or here, whichever is easier. TIA.

Stalker chat activated? And taking requests?

 

[T Bell]

Sometimes students tell me some really off-the-wall stuff. Every so often it ventures into "complete bull####" territory.

"My uncle got 14 Purple Hearts in some war."

"I found a musket ball once in the gutter outside the mall."

"My dad says we're related to Daniel Boone and Tom Sawyer."

Today a girl told me her great-grandfather invented the Jitter Bug (the dance, not the cell phone I use).

I looked it up. She was telling the truth.

Just tell her that he only invented that dance step because of the war time rationing on other dance steps.

 

[cosjobs]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

I'm glad my tendency to save money on gas has evolved in to a nickname for the high-school-prude.

At least she only waited until marriage before "filling it up."

 

[T Bell]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

I'm glad my tendency to save money on gas has evolved in to a nickname for the high-school-prude.

At least she only waited until marriage before "filling it up."

Can cars get blue tanks?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

EYE - - DENTICAL !!!

Solid smilie use here.

SJax at 2.03, CJ at 2.04 - and the kicker - GORE at 2.06.

Gore is listed as a running back on both MFL and ESPN. Not sure about Yahoo!

I think MT is my favorite staffer, after Aaron of course.

Just a tad high-strung.

I have no where else to put this. But isn't that what this thread is for? -

I quit cable about 5 months ago and have been living on Netflix and basic channel antenna broadcasting. I've actually enjoyed it. But with football season here today, I stopped by my local Verizon Plus store yesterday and inquired about adding ESPN to my bill (I get interweb through Verizon and they gave me a cable box for local channels which I really don't use).

Me: How much to add ESPN just for football season?

Verizon Dude: Our basic cable package that just includes ESPN is an additional $25 a month to your bill. Would you like a two year contract?

Me: No, just the football season. Thanks. This is ESPN in HD correct?

Verizon Dude: No, you'd get the non-HD version. Would you like to add an HD box for $13 per month?

Me: So to get ESPN in HD, I need to pay an additional $38 a month to my bill?

Verizon Dude: Correct.

Me: Okay.

Cable company death cometh, and that right soon.

Sometimes students tell me some really off-the-wall stuff. Every so often it ventures into "complete bull####" territory.

"My uncle got 14 Purple Hearts in some war."

"I found a musket ball once in the gutter outside the mall."

"My dad says we're related to Daniel Boone and Tom Sawyer."

Today a girl told me her great-grandfather invented the Jitter Bug (the dance, not the cell phone I use).

I looked it up. She was telling the truth.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I went to our local gubbermint yesterday to drum up some business. When I pulled into the parking lot some guy that works there stood at attention and saluted me. He then walked into the employee only/cop entrance.

The first sales rep I hired made his quota today. He had until tomorrow. SO happy about this. I will transform the sales force.

A friend that isn't a FBG just sent me an e-mail and finished it with "I love you".

Other than the huge amount of work I've been doing and even more insane home life, that's the only non-wrist cutting stuff I have.

I love you

 

[T Bell]

God ‏@TheTweetOfGod 3m

Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal.

 

[Abraham]

I went to our local gubbermint yesterday to drum up some business. When I pulled into the parking lot some guy that works there stood at attention and saluted me. He then walked into the employee only/cop entrance.

The first sales rep I hired made his quota today. He had until tomorrow. SO happy about this. I will transform the sales force.

A friend that isn't a FBG just sent me an e-mail and finished it with "I love you".

Other than the huge amount of work I've been doing and even more insane home life, that's the only non-wrist cutting stuff I have.

I love you

The key to building a sales force is to make a plan and hold them to it. Sales people who miss their quota are great with excuses about how hard they are working or they are getting a divorce or they have deals that are close to closing. Bull####. Set the number. The first miss is a freebie. The second miss calls for serious review and oversight of activity. The third miss means they don't have a job. If you bend on that you deserve what you get. My company failed in large part because I ignored this. Never again.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I went to our local gubbermint yesterday to drum up some business. When I pulled into the parking lot some guy that works there stood at attention and saluted me. He then walked into the employee only/cop entrance.

The first sales rep I hired made his quota today. He had until tomorrow. SO happy about this. I will transform the sales force.

A friend that isn't a FBG just sent me an e-mail and finished it with "I love you".

Other than the huge amount of work I've been doing and even more insane home life, that's the only non-wrist cutting stuff I have.

I love you

The key to building a sales force is to make a plan and hold them to it. Sales people who miss their quota are great with excuses about how hard they are working or they are getting a divorce or they have deals that are close to closing. Bull####. Set the number. The first miss is a freebie. The second miss calls for serious review and oversight of activity. The third miss means they don't have a job. If you bend on that you deserve what you get. My company failed in large part because I ignored this. Never again.

I think I got this covered. Plus they are both crushing it. 2-2 so far.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Sorry for your loss, Pack.

Thanks, and thanks to all I missed.

turns out it might not have been suicide, but it was an overdose. Whether it was intentional, I don't know.

Not sure what pisses me off more. 3 kids are fatherless though.

What an effing waste.

 

[T Bell]

Sorry for your loss, Pack.

Thanks, and thanks to all I missed.

turns out it might not have been suicide, but it was an overdose. Whether it was intentional, I don't know.

Not sure what pisses me off more. 3 kids are fatherless though.

What an effing waste.

:( Awful.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I have no where else to put this. But isn't that what this thread is for? -

I quit cable about 5 months ago and have been living on Netflix and basic channel antenna broadcasting. I've actually enjoyed it. But with football season here today, I stopped by my local Verizon Plus store yesterday and inquired about adding ESPN to my bill (I get interweb through Verizon and they gave me a cable box for local channels which I really don't use).

Me: How much to add ESPN just for football season?

Verizon Dude: Our basic cable package that just includes ESPN is an additional $25 a month to your bill. Would you like a two year contract?

Me: No, just the football season. Thanks. This is ESPN in HD correct?

Verizon Dude: No, you'd get the non-HD version. Would you like to add an HD box for $13 per month?

Me: So to get ESPN in HD, I need to pay an additional $38 a month to my bill?

Verizon Dude: Correct.

Me: Okay.

Cable company death cometh, and that right soon.

God, I'm so ready to cut the cord. Know what my DirecTV bill is this month? $203. Add another $50 for internet. Know why - besides being an idiot - I haven't ditched DTV/cable? Because I can't get OTA channels on antenna out here in HillbillyMethLand, which means I get no live NFL. So, the ####### NFL is driving my $200/mo habit.

To be fair to DTV, my bill will drop back all the way to $140/mo come January. :fml:

GB Uruk, you need to check this thread out, seriously. It works

 

[mr roboto]

I have no where else to put this. But isn't that what this thread is for? -

I quit cable about 5 months ago and have been living on Netflix and basic channel antenna broadcasting. I've actually enjoyed it. But with football season here today, I stopped by my local Verizon Plus store yesterday and inquired about adding ESPN to my bill (I get interweb through Verizon and they gave me a cable box for local channels which I really don't use).

Me: How much to add ESPN just for football season?

Verizon Dude: Our basic cable package that just includes ESPN is an additional $25 a month to your bill. Would you like a two year contract?

Me: No, just the football season. Thanks. This is ESPN in HD correct?

Verizon Dude: No, you'd get the non-HD version. Would you like to add an HD box for $13 per month?

Me: So to get ESPN in HD, I need to pay an additional $38 a month to my bill?

Verizon Dude: Correct.

Me: Okay.

Cable company death cometh, and that right soon.

Just think how many $9 ####ty t-shirts you could buy with all that money.

 

[Mr.Pack]

God ‏@TheTweetOfGod 3m

Sometimes Jesus appears on toast, sometimes pancakes, sometimes waffles. Always on breakfast food. Why? It's the most important meal.

 

[heckmanm]

Wife has a colonoscopy in the AM. How long should I wait to play the "See, it's not so bad" card?

TIA

 

[T Bell]

Wife has a colonoscopy in the AM. How long should I wait to play the "See, it's not so bad" card?

TIA

During.

 

[kevzilla]

I am convinced Tebow couldn't hit the side of a barn.

FROM THE INSIDE

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

What is the Sirius NFL radio demographic that every other commercial break there is a christian mingle or a tiger tax (10% to charity and all the glory to god) ad?

I'm not in love with this living in Nicaragua thing, but you just gave me the first item for my "what's best about living here" list. I think Christian Mingle must run continual ads on every station back in the US. Oh and thanks for getting that song stuck in my head now.

You say "back in the US" like you've been gone for years already.

How would you say it, in order to distinguish it from TV here?

I don't know, it just struck me as you being settled in.

 

[cosjobs]

uni? stu? bogie?

rangers?

 

[UniAlias]

uni? stu? bogie?

rangers?

Pretty busy weekend, looks like unfortunately I won't be able to make it.

None of my tickets to this weekend series have sold yet though so if you want any just let me know.

 

[Finless]

Am I crazy or right side, near the bottom is that not the old Bobby Sac puppet avatar? http://www.jerrylayne.com/html/figuregallery.html

Pretty sure it is...looking for confirmation. If so we're kind of like family.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry for your loss, Pack.

Thanks, and thanks to all I missed.

turns out it might not have been suicide, but it was an overdose. Whether it was intentional, I don't know.

Not sure what pisses me off more. 3 kids are fatherless though.

What an effing waste.

:( Awful.

:(

 

[shuke]

"[SIZE=12pt]Our friends in the underground hip hop group Potluck dedicated a whole verse of their song "Livin' In a Fantasy" to Footballguys with shoutouts to Sigmund Bloom, Cecil Lammey Matt Waldman and Jene Bramel."[/SIZE]

[SIZE=12pt]What?[/SIZE]

 

[shuke]

Watched gi joe retaliation. This is a bad movie. I usually like every movie and had really low expectations since I'd heard it was a mess. But it was awful. I don't even know where to begin.

Why don't you pick up a novel instead of watching this brain rot.

Dude loves his crappy movies.

 

[Abraham]

"Our friends in the underground hip hop group Potluck dedicated a whole verse of their song "Livin' In a Fantasy" to Footballguys with shoutouts to Sigmund Bloom, Cecil Lammey Matt Waldman and Jene Bramel."

What?

It's really something to hear.

 

[shuke]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I usually like every movie

This seems kind of weird.

And he watches movies one scene at a time.

In high school there was this girl who came from a strict religious family and she would absolutely not have sex until she was married. She would fool around, but never go all the way. One time I persuaded her to give me a hand job, but she stopped after less than minute and said something like "I'll finish when I see you tomorrow" but then she didn't. I told my buddies and 2 of them said they did the same thing with her and she didn't finish with them either.. We used to joke that to get a full handy from her we'd have to spend a long weekend with her.

This Thanksgiving we have our 20th reunion. My buddy emailed me saying he hopes that "5 strokes" shows up and finishes her "handy" work. I told him I think we should refer to her as "Abe". He agreed without asking why.

So awesome

 

[shuke]

I have no where else to put this. But isn't that what this thread is for? -

I quit cable about 5 months ago and have been living on Netflix and basic channel antenna broadcasting. I've actually enjoyed it. But with football season here today, I stopped by my local Verizon Plus store yesterday and inquired about adding ESPN to my bill (I get interweb through Verizon and they gave me a cable box for local channels which I really don't use).

Me: How much to add ESPN just for football season?

Verizon Dude: Our basic cable package that just includes ESPN is an additional $25 a month to your bill. Would you like a two year contract?

Me: No, just the football season. Thanks. This is ESPN in HD correct?

Verizon Dude: No, you'd get the non-HD version. Would you like to add an HD box for $13 per month?

Me: So to get ESPN in HD, I need to pay an additional $38 a month to my bill?

Verizon Dude: Correct.

Me: Okay.

Cable company death cometh, and that right soon.

God, I'm so ready to cut the cord. Know what my DirecTV bill is this month? $203. Add another $50 for internet. Know why - besides being an idiot - I haven't ditched DTV/cable? Because I can't get OTA channels on antenna out here in HillbillyMethLand, which means I get no live NFL. So, the ####### NFL is driving my $200/mo habit.

To be fair to DTV, my bill will drop back all the way to $140/mo come January. :fml:

What the hell are you paying DTV 203 a month for?

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty: Regarding the FB pic your lovely wife (who I'm assuming only married you because you blackmailed her and then she made beautiful kids with the mailman) posted at kindergarten.... In the background there is a blonde wearing a purple tanktop with a black skirt. What's her story? Can't see her face in the picture and her legs may be thick, can't really tell. However, while utilizing the zoom, I can see under her right arm what appears to be the side angle of a good sized breast. It is covered by her shirt so no skin is visible (sorry GM) but I'd bet a box of freeze pops that she has quite the set of fun bags. I'm also getting a vibe that she's maybe a single-mom who is sexually frustrated because she's so busy with work and raising her kid on her own. Could you or Mrs Frosty maybe try to get some strategic pics at kindergarten tomorrow with Momma-FunBags in the background? But try to get her face in the pictures. Post them on FB or here, whichever is easier. TIA.

She did have large boobs but she did not look good overall.

 

[shuke]

I ####ing hate telemarketers. We of course have been on the national do not call list for years but still get crap occasionally.

I got one today where there is a recording, and you can press 1 to talk to someone. I always do. Today was something about my car warranty having run out.

"Hi am I speaking to <shuke>?"

"Yes"
"This is Jerry from Motor Vehicle Services. I"m calling about your manufacturers warranty for your Dodge Caravan that just expired"

"What company is this?"

"Motor Vehicle Services. Sir, I'd like to talk to you..."

"Where are you located?"

"This branch is in NJ but we are all over nationally. Sir, what I'm calling for..."

"What is the address and phone number of your company?"

"Why do you need to know that?"

"Pardon me?"

"Why do you need to know that information sir?"

"Because I'd like to know the information of the company that is calling to do business with me".

"I'm not calling to do business with you. I'm just calling as a courtesy to let you know that your warranty has expired"

"Oh, well, THANKS then!"

10 seconds of silence...click

 

[Raider Nation]

Tanner, I REALLY like Fresno State to win big tomorrow night. Am I misguided? Are you going?

No freaking clue.

ETA: Fresno St's QB is David Carr's little brother. Take that however you want.

Get 'em next year.

 

[Tiger Fan]

there. he. is.