GM's thread about nothing (58 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

those minutes you spend waiting in the jetway for your gate-checked bag allow all the other people to get ahead of you in lines for cabs or rental cars too. gate checking is better than the regular checking, but doesn't really help that much since you still have to take it through security and can't load it up with bottles of beer or booze.

I've flown a lot and can't remember ever not finding space for my carry on in an overhead bin. If it happens, I can see it being annoying but the odds have to be like 20 to 1. Take a risk!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

nice league where Dwayne Allen is left unprotected. Did your 2yo play as well?

With the utmost respect, who the #### is Dwayne Allen?

#14 ranked TE according to Dodds projections. #15 ranked TE by FBG Staff Experts!

 

[bentley]

Also, fantasy football sucks. Instead of just enjoying the first game of the year, I spent the last two minutes of the first half hoping that the last drive ended on a Ray Rice TD or Justin Tucker FG.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Also, fantasy football sucks. Instead of just enjoying the first game of the year, I spent the last two minutes of the first half hoping that the last drive ended on a Ray Rice TD or Justin Tucker FG.

you should really never gamble then I guess. what's the point of watching if you don't care what happens?

 

[bentley]

nice league where Dwayne Allen is left unprotected. Did your 2yo play as well?

With the utmost respect, who the #### is Dwayne Allen?

#14 ranked TE according to Dodds projections. #15 ranked TE by FBG Staff Experts!

It's a keeper league, so everybody loads up at the end of the draft on young RBs and WRs. Since only 17 tight ends were taken in the whole auction, it would seem pretty reasonable that he was on the waiver wire.

SICK BURN RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

nice league where Dwayne Allen is left unprotected. Did your 2yo play as well?

With the utmost respect, who the #### is Dwayne Allen?

#14 ranked TE according to Dodds projections. #15 ranked TE by FBG Staff Experts!

It's a keeper league, so everybody loads up at the end of the draft on young RBs and WRs. Since only 17 tight ends were taken in the whole auction, it would seem pretty reasonable that he was on the waiver wire.

SICK BURN RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sorry. this is too much football talk in here.

I'm getting another beer.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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I'm pretty efficient when it comes to the gambloring.

 

[bentley]

Also, fantasy football sucks. Instead of just enjoying the first game of the year, I spent the last two minutes of the first half hoping that the last drive ended on a Ray Rice TD or Justin Tucker FG.

you should really never gamble then I guess. what's the point of watching if you don't care what happens?

Never gamble on sports that I'm not participating in. Just watch because I find it entertaining.

 

[Tecumseh]

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[Homer J Simpson]

I think Rud and Bentrey should fight.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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The Diary of LisFranc is now registered, my week 1 pick of your Indianapolis Colts is entered, and $10 has been sent via Paypal.I'm pretty efficient when it comes to the gambloring.

Hey buddy.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So I go to the car hole to regroup. Have a smoke. If there is anything less repulsive than the smell of weed, it's cigarette smoke.

Head back in, Mrs. SLB is in bed, lights off.

(Now imagine I'm doing all of this straight)

Me: So if I take a shower now and come to bed, what are my odds of seducing you?

Mrs. SLB: Wow (seriously impressed) this is a well thought out plan.

Me: In my stoned mind (Ha I knew it!!) So what percentage we talking here? Less than one?

Mrs. SLB: I just want to go to sleep so I can walk tomorrow morning.

Translated:

If I have sex with you I'll have a couple of minutes of "pleasure" and another 4 hours being awake and thinking "where did I go wrong?"

Me: Alight that's cool.

Mrs. SLB: Come here and kiss me.

Me: (Go over kiss her, look her in the eyes....playing it so straight still) You know baby, you've been a lot out of sorts lately. I understand. I just thought I would try to spark things a bit.

Mrs. SLB: I know, I'm sorry.

Me: That's why I wired the bed with copper wire and a car battery.

Mrs. SLB: I love you.

Now I'm drinking whiskey. Oh and she cut the grass for me when I was at the bar.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

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The Diary of LisFranc is now registered, my week 1 pick of your Indianapolis Colts is entered, and $10 has been sent via Paypal.

I'm pretty efficient when it comes to the gambloring.

I just went to join but I'm in already.

I have Indy too. So does everybody. This is generally a bad choice.

 

[Frostillicus]

those minutes you spend waiting in the jetway for your gate-checked bag allow all the other people to get ahead of you in lines for cabs or rental cars too. gate checking is better than the regular checking, but doesn't really help that much since you still have to take it through security and can't load it up with bottles of beer or booze.

I've flown a lot and can't remember ever not finding space for my carry on in an overhead bin. If it happens, I can see it being annoying but the odds have to be like 20 to 1. Take a risk!

It's really stressful to some.

 

[bentley]

I think Rud and Bentrey should fight.

That seems like a lot of effort. Maybe we can just tickle fight.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry ladies!! I'm taken.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I think Rud and Bentrey should fight.

That seems like a lot of effort. Maybe we can just tickle fight.

Dibs on video rights.

 

[Frostillicus]

Homer's real name is Paul.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

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The Diary of LisFranc is now registered, my week 1 pick of your Indianapolis Colts is entered, and $10 has been sent via Paypal.I'm pretty efficient when it comes to the gambloring.

I just went to join but I'm in already.

I have Indy too. So does everybody. This is generally a bad choice.

I'm gonna bet a hundy on the Raiders as a hedge.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer's real name is Paul.

WTF? Stays here down?

 

[Frostillicus]

Homer's real name is Paul.

WTF? Stays here down?

Aaron Paul.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I don't go to a lot of football games, but I can't remember the last time I went in person and saw the Bills win. They get blown out almost every time I go out of my way to see them in person.

I'll be at the game this weekend so it's pretty much a stone cold lock that the Patriots will beat our Bills by 20+.

I may be so drunk that I don't notice though as the tailgating is starting at 8am and might not end until sundown.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Homer's real name is Paul.

WTF? Stays here down?

Aaron Paul.

Cool van though.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Was Dungy holding that umbrella to keep himself dry from his son's tears?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I smiled a bit.

 

[shuke]

I usually check a bag because worrying about if I'm going to have room for it in the overhead bins is too stressful.

How is it stressful? If there's not room, they'll check it anyway.

Way more stressful worrying about whether your bag is going to make that connection.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer's real name is Paul.

WTF? Stays here down?

Aaron Paul.

Wish I was that cool.

 

[Tecumseh]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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The Diary of LisFranc is now registered, my week 1 pick of your Indianapolis Colts is entered, and $10 has been sent via Paypal.I'm pretty efficient when it comes to the gambloring.

Hey buddy.

Wanna make out?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I don't go to a lot of football games, but I can't remember the last time I went in person and saw the Bills win. They get blown out almost every time I go out of my way to see them in person.

I'll be at the game this weekend so it's pretty much a stone cold lock that the Patriots will beat our Bills by 20+.

I may be so drunk that I don't notice though as the tailgating is starting at 8am and might not end until sundown.

Going to a lot of Big Red games as a kid and the Rams the last 7 years, I understand. I'll be rooting for the Patriots to help you out.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I enjoy most bedroom scenes involving our Pepper.

 

[Abraham]

The best part about being married is...

Nevermind.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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The Diary of LisFranc is now registered, my week 1 pick of your Indianapolis Colts is entered, and $10 has been sent via Paypal.I'm pretty efficient when it comes to the gambloring.

Hey buddy.

Wanna make out?

I can be persuaded. :wrysmile:

 

[Frostillicus]

I usually check a bag because worrying about if I'm going to have room for it in the overhead bins is too stressful.

How is it stressful? If there's not room, they'll check it anyway.

Way more stressful worrying about whether your bag is going to make that connection.

The idea of not being able to find a place for my bag and having everybody on the plane looking at me and then having to turn around and bring it back to the jetway while people are still trying to find their seats and me going against the stream stresses me out beyond belief. I realize I'm not normal here.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I'll be rooting for the Patriots to help you out.

the nice thing is I can bet on the opponent and get reimbursed for my misery

 

[Frostillicus]

Homer's real name is Paul.

WTF? Stays here down?

Aaron Paul.

Wish I was that cool.

You strike me as the type,

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I don't go to a lot of football games, but I can't remember the last time I went in person and saw the Bills win. They get blown out almost every time I go out of my way to see them in person.

I'll be at the game this weekend so it's pretty much a stone cold lock that the Patriots will beat our Bills by 20+.

I may be so drunk that I don't notice though as the tailgating is starting at 8am and might not end until sundown.

Going to a lot of Big Red games as a kid and the Rams the last 7 years, I understand. I'll be rooting for the Patriots to help you out.

Big Red? You're from Steubenville?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Pretty awesome that I have a pm from drifter reminding me tangentially that I should have taken Julius Thompson

Also, someone is advising people to pm me for cfb advice. Great.

 

[shuke]

Julius Thomas at $2 was a no-brainer in this Subscriber thing, right?

yep

Did anyone seriously not pick him? I haven't paid attention to crap about fantasy this year and even I knew to take him. Figured it wouldn't give me jack as far as an advantage because he'd be on every other squad.

I probably didn't. I put in a quick lineup with intentions to change it once I knew what the hell was going on in the league, but totally forgot.

 

[bentley]

Pretty sure that whole thing was a lot funnier stoned.

I enjoy most bedroom scenes involving our Pepper.

Yes. This. Every Bobstory involves Mrs. Bob without a stitch on when I play it in my head.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer's real name is Paul.

WTF? Stays here down?

Aaron Paul.

Wish I was that cool.

You strike me as the type,

I'd ask you to make out, but I kinda got this thing going with someone else at the moment.

Your stock is rising though.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm pretty interested by this Syria thing, and I haven't been in that thread yet. So I check out who's posted in it, and I see "Timschochet - 78" at the top of the leaderboard. So, skipping that one.

5 mins of tim-free reading.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2013/08/29/9-questions-about-syria-you-were-too-embarrassed-to-ask/

Great read. Thank you. Scary what the bad guys are doing to kids...adults...to citizens.

 

[proninja]

My little girl started kindergarten today. This is horrible.

Looking forward to scrolling right by the facebook pic.

Holy crap.

Actually Frosty's daughter is scarily photogenic. I'm betting their old mailman was a handsome fellow.

You have no idea how many times I've heard the mailman joke.

Meter Reader? Pest Control Guy? Horny Dude Just Walking Down the Street?

Frosty's kid looks like SLB?

 

[Frostillicus]

Pretty awesome that I have a pm from drifter reminding me tangentially that I should have taken Julius Thompson

Also, someone is advising people to pm me for cfb advice. Great.

 

[shuke]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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Who do we pay?

Who the #### is W?

 

[Frostillicus]

My little girl started kindergarten today. This is horrible.

Looking forward to scrolling right by the facebook pic.

Holy crap.

Actually Frosty's daughter is scarily photogenic. I'm betting their old mailman was a handsome fellow.

You have no idea how many times I've heard the mailman joke.

Meter Reader? Pest Control Guy? Horny Dude Just Walking Down the Street?

Frosty's kid looks like SLB?

 

[Frostillicus]

I should have just done this in the first place:

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Who do we pay?

Who the #### is W?

:hi:

Also, get any college football related PMs today?

 

[Ignoramus]

Can Baltimore at least get back to within 10? Please?

 

[General Malaise]

What's tonight's play, fellas? I have another $50 free play.

And a very belated Happy Birthday, k4. I have a hard time keeping up here and am rarely on FB (unless it's to post pictures of my child), so I kind of missed the boat. Hope there were lots of fireworks.

I like Over 49.5, but have been abysmal to start the year. Fade Forrest.

Huge win for Milos!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

How bout our Ravens, Bill?!!!?!!!

Sorry, Bill. I jixed us.