GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[Thorn]

I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Hattie just sounds like "hatty" in my brain. As in "related to hats".

"That girl sure likes hats. I don't think I've ever met a more hatty girl."

I think that's on you.

But you'll always think of what I posted when you hear the name "Hattie" so I win.

o/u number of Hatties I meet from here on out 1.5

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Hopefully Hattie doesn't come down with the Rheumatizz

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Hattie just sounds like "hatty" in my brain. As in "related to hats".

"That girl sure likes hats. I don't think I've ever met a more hatty girl."

I think that's on you.

How you be, my initial-coshole-meet?

(then a giant got out of the van)

No complaints my friend. I work too much but that's probably my fault. On the plus side I have a new girlfriend from the Russian-bride-friendly nation of Ukraine. Sort of eats away at most chances to do a 4am cucumber vodka drink, but the benefits outweigh the costs.

How you feelin?

I'm feeling fine, amigo. Have you been knocked down for saying "THE Ukraine" yet? I dated a lady from there and I thought that was the correct way to say it. Nope and I'm lucky to still have all of my body parts.

 

[Gadzooks]

Abe, I like the name Hattie. It's unique without being weird. And as a man who has perhaps the most uncommon and weirdest sounding middle name in the history of the world, she'll live no matter what you go with. My middle name gets used less than a Sybian Machine in an Amish barn.

Plus, you can always correct people when they pronounce John like it rhymes with Dawn and tell them it's got a French pronunciation, like the bald guy from Star Wars, Jean-Luc.

Baxter?

Honestly it took me a while to accept that your real name is what it is. I thought for sure it was made up. I can't imagine what your middle name is.

 

[Gadzooks]

Hattie makes me think of Scott Hatteberg. She may or may not get made fun of, but I bet she'll have the best on base percentage when she plays softball.

 

[Gadzooks]

Had my follow up with the doctor after the shaft-wart removal a couple weeks ago. All is good. He felt the need to remind me about the "dangers" of random sexual encounters. Which made me wonder what or who was the cause of my affliction. I had been seeing my buddy's sister for a few months but she doesn't seem like the type that would've passed this on to me. I hadn't slept with the 22 year old in almost a year, and I don't think it would be her. There was a girl around Xmas time who was home visiting her family and we hooked up but I don't think it could be her. The only other option is the non-skinny midget-ish co-worker that had drunk sex with me on MLK day, but I'm not sure she would've passed it to me. I sat there in deep thought as the Doc was blabbering on about being "careful" and then it hit me and I yelled out "HOLY ####". I suddenly remembered a really drunken stupid night and vaguely remembered posting about it here:

Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.

No need. That will probably happen on its own.

I should've known I'd never be able to forget her.

Wouldn't it be funny if it was your friends sister and not the stripper?

I think I probably gave it to her and that may be why she never called me back. Perhaps I should've given her flowers instead.

 

[Thorn]

I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Hattie just sounds like "hatty" in my brain. As in "related to hats".

"That girl sure likes hats. I don't think I've ever met a more hatty girl."

I think that's on you.

How you be, my initial-coshole-meet?

(then a giant got out of the van)

No complaints my friend. I work too much but that's probably my fault. On the plus side I have a new girlfriend from the Russian-bride-friendly nation of Ukraine. Sort of eats away at most chances to do a 4am cucumber vodka drink, but the benefits outweigh the costs.

How you feelin?

I'm feeling fine, amigo. Have you been knocked down for saying "THE Ukraine" yet? I dated a lady from there and I thought that was the correct way to say it. Nope and I'm lucky to still have all of my body parts.

Funny, someone else gave me that warning as well, but I've heard her say it that way many times. I asked her and she was shuked.

 

[Drifter]

Plus the potential for teasing by her classmates and father is off the charts.

Well that's always something you want for your child.

ETA: Is the middle name really John?

Yes. Let me have it. (It's five generations in my family including mine. We aren't haven't any more kids and I have will have only daughters.)

Yes, John is such an unusual and rare name that it's important that you're family ensure its future propagation

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Hattie just sounds like "hatty" in my brain. As in "related to hats".

"That girl sure likes hats. I don't think I've ever met a more hatty girl."

I think that's on you.

How you be, my initial-coshole-meet?

(then a giant got out of the van)

No complaints my friend. I work too much but that's probably my fault. On the plus side I have a new girlfriend from the Russian-bride-friendly nation of Ukraine. Sort of eats away at most chances to do a 4am cucumber vodka drink, but the benefits outweigh the costs.

How you feelin?

I'm feeling fine, amigo. Have you been knocked down for saying "THE Ukraine" yet? I dated a lady from there and I thought that was the correct way to say it. Nope and I'm lucky to still have all of my body parts.

Funny, someone else gave me that warning as well, but I've heard her say it that way many times. I asked her and she was shuked.

Maybe mine was a fake - most Ukrainettes come from Winchester VA and look like the sherriff-chick from Under The Dome. Right?

 

[UniAlias]

Stripper chat

Thorn/Kev/CPAP people, what symptoms did you have prior to getting checked out? I know I snore like crazy, and recently someone told me it sounded like I was gasping for air in my sleep. And despite getting 7-8 hours of sleep I'm usually completely exhausted and have to take a nap as soon as I get home from work. I figured it was just because I'm lazy, but maybe I need a Darth Vader mask to get sleep like a regular person.

 

[Abraham]

Stripper chat

Thorn/Kev/CPAP people, what symptoms did you have prior to getting checked out? I know I snore like crazy, and recently someone told me it sounded like I was gasping for air in my sleep. And despite getting 7-8 hours of sleep I'm usually completely exhausted and have to take a nap as soon as I get home from work. I figured it was just because I'm lazy, but maybe I need a Darth Vader mask to get sleep like a regular person.

My snoring and choking and hacking during sleep is almost completely related to my alcohol intake. Since I quit drinking so much both me and the wife sleep a lot better. Could that be part of the issue for you?

 

[UniAlias]

Stripper chat

Thorn/Kev/CPAP people, what symptoms did you have prior to getting checked out? I know I snore like crazy, and recently someone told me it sounded like I was gasping for air in my sleep. And despite getting 7-8 hours of sleep I'm usually completely exhausted and have to take a nap as soon as I get home from work. I figured it was just because I'm lazy, but maybe I need a Darth Vader mask to get sleep like a regular person.

My snoring and choking and hacking during sleep is almost completely related to my alcohol intake. Since I quit drinking so much both me and the wife sleep a lot better. Could that be part of the issue for you?

It's possible but I'm not half the alcoholic you are. I think.

I imagine the pack of cigarettes I huff down when drunk probably doesn't help matters. Maybe I'll start with eliminating that.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I don't want to get into a huge educational-philosophical discussion in this thread but what it comes down to is people (politicians, admins, parents, etc0 want numbers and/or stats they can point to and say "this is working" or "this isn't working". Or "look at how well/bad our kids are doing".

To me "teaching to the test" means that the bottom line as far as your lessons and approach go is improving test scores even if it has nothing to do with the kids actually knowing or understanding the subject matter. And when it comes to the current standardized test we use (pure multiple choice) it is mostly teaching kids facts and teaching them how to take a multiple choice tests.

I don't think there is any reason to not have a discussion in here as long as it doesn't get in the way of making fun of my gas-pumping habits or Zook's rotten weiner.

Regarding point one: The problem with the quantifying of results by politicians and administrators is that the parents are complicit in it. They want a way to know their kid is doing "well "or "better" than other kids. So scoring things becomes imperative (supposedly).

Regarding point two: Part of the problem is that it's a multiple choice test so a lot of the test doesn't teach process or problem solve but rather fact recollection. Agreed - I see the issue.

What about having a different evaluation method? Why not something extreme like peer review where teachers from different districts trade classrooms for a couple weeks each semester and perform evaluations? An educator - a good one - should be able to walk in to a classroom and with a little time evaluate if the students are "getting it" or not.

Yeah...

teacherchatdeactivated

 

[Thorn]

Stripper chat

Thorn/Kev/CPAP people, what symptoms did you have prior to getting checked out? I know I snore like crazy, and recently someone told me it sounded like I was gasping for air in my sleep. And despite getting 7-8 hours of sleep I'm usually completely exhausted and have to take a nap as soon as I get home from work. I figured it was just because I'm lazy, but maybe I need a Darth Vader mask to get sleep like a regular person.

Those are the classic symptoms :(

 

[Thorn]

I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Hattie just sounds like "hatty" in my brain. As in "related to hats".

"That girl sure likes hats. I don't think I've ever met a more hatty girl."

I think that's on you.

How you be, my initial-coshole-meet?

(then a giant got out of the van)

No complaints my friend. I work too much but that's probably my fault. On the plus side I have a new girlfriend from the Russian-bride-friendly nation of Ukraine. Sort of eats away at most chances to do a 4am cucumber vodka drink, but the benefits outweigh the costs.

How you feelin?

I'm feeling fine, amigo. Have you been knocked down for saying "THE Ukraine" yet? I dated a lady from there and I thought that was the correct way to say it. Nope and I'm lucky to still have all of my body parts.

Funny, someone else gave me that warning as well, but I've heard her say it that way many times. I asked her and she was shuked.

Maybe mine was a fake - most Ukrainettes come from Winchester VA and look like the sherriff-chick from Under The Dome. Right?

No the taking offense to calling it "the" Ukraine is a thing supposedly some take it as diminutive. Don't tell tOSU people, I guess.

Haven't seen Under teh Dome - link?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Right. This is the perfect time for SLB to be entertaining "unknown" women.

Yes, this would be ungood. I reall appreciate the offer GB but I doubt it. I'm going to the Rams game on the 19th, my son has an appointment with a shrink the 20th at 5:30 and the 21st is Mrs. SLB's birthday.

But, you never know. It all depends on what she would like to do on her birthday. Going out to dinner downtown isn't totally out of the question. Give me a couple of days to make her hate me and not care if I'm cheating.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Hattie just sounds like "hatty" in my brain. As in "related to hats".

"That girl sure likes hats. I don't think I've ever met a more hatty girl."

I think that's on you.

How you be, my initial-coshole-meet?

(then a giant got out of the van)

No complaints my friend. I work too much but that's probably my fault. On the plus side I have a new girlfriend from the Russian-bride-friendly nation of Ukraine. Sort of eats away at most chances to do a 4am cucumber vodka drink, but the benefits outweigh the costs.

How you feelin?

I'm feeling fine, amigo. Have you been knocked down for saying "THE Ukraine" yet? I dated a lady from there and I thought that was the correct way to say it. Nope and I'm lucky to still have all of my body parts.

Funny, someone else gave me that warning as well, but I've heard her say it that way many times. I asked her and she was shuked.

Maybe mine was a fake - most Ukrainettes come from Winchester VA and look like the sherriff-chick from Under The Dome. Right?

No the taking offense to calling it "the" Ukraine is a thing supposedly some take it as diminutive. Don't tell tOSU people, I guess.

Haven't seen Under teh Dome - link?

No link. CBS Monday nights. It's awful. The sherriff is a(n?) Hispanic. I really did date a real Ukraine woman, but the rest of my feeble attempt at humor failed miserably.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't want to get into a huge educational-philosophical discussion in this thread but what it comes down to is people (politicians, admins, parents, etc0 want numbers and/or stats they can point to and say "this is working" or "this isn't working". Or "look at how well/bad our kids are doing".

To me "teaching to the test" means that the bottom line as far as your lessons and approach go is improving test scores even if it has nothing to do with the kids actually knowing or understanding the subject matter. And when it comes to the current standardized test we use (pure multiple choice) it is mostly teaching kids facts and teaching them how to take a multiple choice tests.

I don't think there is any reason to not have a discussion in here as long as it doesn't get in the way of making fun of my gas-pumping habits or Zook's rotten weiner.

Regarding point one: The problem with the quantifying of results by politicians and administrators is that the parents are complicit in it. They want a way to know their kid is doing "well "or "better" than other kids. So scoring things becomes imperative (supposedly).

Regarding point two: Part of the problem is that it's a multiple choice test so a lot of the test doesn't teach process or problem solve but rather fact recollection. Agreed - I see the issue.

What about having a different evaluation method? Why not something extreme like peer review where teachers from different districts trade classrooms for a couple weeks each semester and perform evaluations? An educator - a good one - should be able to walk in to a classroom and with a little time evaluate if the students are "getting it" or not.

Yeah...

teacherchatdeactivated

Thank you!

Back to breathing chat.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

On the good news front...

It's pretty much confirmed that we will not have standardized state testing at the end of the year since everybody is busy dry-humping Common Core.

What does that mean to your humble narrator? I don't have to cover everything in the freaking text. I can go back to what it was like before there was a History portion on the state test.

If I want to skim over the American System or the Nullification Crisis in favor of spending more time on something I think is more interesting/relevant I can.

Explain this to me like I smoked dope through HS and went to college for one day.

So, you don't have to "teach the test" anymore?

Yes. Even though we were never supposed to "teach to the test". This is what it sounds like coming from a higher-up

"Tests are just one yardstick."

"I'd really like to see our numbers go up."

"Don't teach to the test. Your lessons should incorporate all of the standards anyway."

"Make sure you cover Reconstruction. There seem to be a lot of questions on that last year."

"Standardized tests are just a tiny window into one day of one week of one school year."

"I bet we can improve by 4-6% this year!"

Serious question: The whole "teach to the test" thing created a lot of strong opinions, mostly against it. My parents are both teachers and I gather that their interest has always been - in order - (1) fostering a love of learning (2) taking what is learned and using it in exponential ways i.e. 'learning to solve problems' and (3) imparting specific knowledge on the student. Seems reasonable. Why not just make the test more of a reflection of 2 instead of 3?

I don't want to get into a huge educational-philosophical discussion in this thread but what it comes down to is people (politicians, admins, parents, etc0 want numbers and/or stats they can point to and say "this is working" or "this isn't working". Or "look at how well/bad our kids are doing".

To me "teaching to the test" means that the bottom line as far as your lessons and approach go is improving test scores even if it has nothing to do with the kids actually knowing or understanding the subject matter. And when it comes to the current standardized test we use (pure multiple choice) it is mostly teaching kids facts and teaching them how to take a multiple choice tests.

I would destroy in school if it was like this when I was a kid.

It is next to impossible to talk in your sleep with a CPAP mask ramming air up your nose. Just throwing that out there.

Solid point. I've really been meaning to start wearing it again. I tried about a month ago again but kept ripping the mask off in the middle of the night.

Man, it sure doesn't take long to get 30+ pages behind in this thread...

Hey SLB:

Sounds like you're having a tough time lately so I'd like to buy you a beer. My girlfriend and I are going to be in St. Louis from 9/19 - 9/23 visiting my best friend and his wife. I'm not sure exactly where they live anymore, but I don't think it's too far from whatever the big hospital is downtown as that's where his wife works. Also, I'm sure over the course of the weekend we'll be all over the place.

GM can vouch that we're mostly respectable people. He definitely did not end up in a 55-gallon drum when we met for drinks out in Portland. I promise we won't poison and skin you. This meetup would probably be a little easier, too, considering my girlfriend's entire family won't be with us this time.

Anyway, if you'd like to grab a beer with us at some point your first one is on me. Looking forward to getting back to your fine city. I visited once when my buddy first moved there and we had a blast. I fuzzily remember spending a month in a vodka bar called, I think, Sub Zero, one night.

Yup, great dude, awesome lady friend. Totally out-kicked his coverage.

Yep, though Bob gets better-looking every dream I have. There's just something about a head made out of a ###### (band name!) that touches the soul.

 

[timschochet]

My father in law is getting remarried Saturday. My wife and her sister are trying to pretend they're ecstatic, but mostly they're annoyed with new stepmom. She's nice, but a little too formal. I like her though. Plus it's only been about a year since my mother in law died of cancer, so they think it's too soon and they're resentful. They make comments under their breath. My FIL is oblivious. The wedding is going to be a HUGE deal.

I'll be glad when it's over. I have to miss almost the entire weekend of football. I plan on drinking a lot.

 

[-fish-]

For those that may not frequent the SP or :e:, this is pretty funny.

That "popular" star has some potential.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

:lmfao:

 

[T Bell]

Last night I fell asleep quite quickly but it was typical I'm kind of sleeping, I'm kind of not. Mrs. SLB puts her arm around me and I say "oh you scared me, I thought you were my wife for a minute". I said it, no doubt about it. I remember saying it but zero idea why. She then says last week I said something about cheating on her in my sleep.

So now she thinks I have a girlfriend or something. The fact that I'm completely, totally and unequivocally miserable right now with life should be hint enough that I'm not having an affair.

FML

Sorry to laugh, but that's the sort of mess I get into with my smart assed sense of humor.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Damn you Truck.

 

[T Bell]

On the bright side, I really can't imagine a stripper being named Hattie.

Pretty sure they all use fake names.

Do they bolt those on too?

 

[T Bell]

I find it hard to believe K4 has never been in a gentleperson's club.

Actually have not. I'm not sure why, but it's just never happened.

Definitely erotic to go with a guy you're romantically involved with.

I'd recommend cosjobs.

 

[General Malaise]

I don't want to get into a huge educational-philosophical discussion in this thread but what it comes down to is people (politicians, admins, parents, etc0 want numbers and/or stats they can point to and say "this is working" or "this isn't working". Or "look at how well/bad our kids are doing".

To me "teaching to the test" means that the bottom line as far as your lessons and approach go is improving test scores even if it has nothing to do with the kids actually knowing or understanding the subject matter. And when it comes to the current standardized test we use (pure multiple choice) it is mostly teaching kids facts and teaching them how to take a multiple choice tests.

I don't think there is any reason to not have a discussion in here as long as it doesn't get in the way of making fun of my gas-pumping habits or Zook's rotten weiner.

Regarding point one: The problem with the quantifying of results by politicians and administrators is that the parents are complicit in it. They want a way to know their kid is doing "well "or "better" than other kids. So scoring things becomes imperative (supposedly).

Regarding point two: Part of the problem is that it's a multiple choice test so a lot of the test doesn't teach process or problem solve but rather fact recollection. Agreed - I see the issue.

What about having a different evaluation method? Why not something extreme like peer review where teachers from different districts trade classrooms for a couple weeks each semester and perform evaluations? An educator - a good one - should be able to walk in to a classroom and with a little time evaluate if the students are "getting it" or not.

Yeah...

teacherchatdeactivated

Thank you!

Back to breathing chat.

 

[T Bell]

On the good news front...

It's pretty much confirmed that we will not have standardized state testing at the end of the year since everybody is busy dry-humping Common Core.

What does that mean to your humble narrator? I don't have to cover everything in the freaking text. I can go back to what it was like before there was a History portion on the state test.

If I want to skim over the American System or the Nullification Crisis in favor of spending more time on something I think is more interesting/relevant I can.

Good. California needs someone to carry the torch for this guy's curriculum now that he's out of action.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Damn you Truck.

[McNulty]What the #### did I do?[/McNulty]

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Search function working.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

 

[timschochet]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

Free country, buddy.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

It's been fun, kids.

 

[cosjobs]

I kinda like Hattie, Abe. It's different but traditional, too.

Sitting on my ### at home waiting on the HVAC guy to show up for the "SIX MONTH CHECK UP" on my furnace/AC. They gave me a 4 hour window when I scheduled it. I told them I worked LITERALLY 2 minutes away, so they could call me when they pulled up and I'd be there before they got their tools out of the truck. No dice.

So, screw going back to the office. I'm drinking beer, listening to mariachi, and reading Philip Meyer's "The Son".

Just finished The Son this afternoon. Good read.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

Free country, buddy.

I'm sorry...we trespassed on your ####### territory. God! I'm sorry!

 

[cosjobs]

Latoya is a great stripper name.

Maybe if Labatoir is already taken

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Stripper chat

Thorn/Kev/CPAP people, what symptoms did you have prior to getting checked out? I know I snore like crazy, and recently someone told me it sounded like I was gasping for air in my sleep. And despite getting 7-8 hours of sleep I'm usually completely exhausted and have to take a nap as soon as I get home from work. I figured it was just because I'm lazy, but maybe I need a Darth Vader mask to get sleep like a regular person.

Waking with intense head aches, acid reflux, waking up with taste of vomit in the back of your throat and dry heaving to get rid of it, waking up feeling like your lungs are totally drained and taking large gasps of air. Those were my symptoms. And my sleep study revealed 84 "events" in 90 minutes of sleep, which according to them was minor. Since the mask, no issues at all other than the occasional sore nose or feeling of suffocation if the power goes out. I'm debating looking into one of those mouth pieces instead of the mask, but I'm not sure how that works.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Since we're on breathing chat. I have no trouble sleeping, but I do have this terrible annoying hacking cough that occurs:

1. Upon waking

2. Going from hot/moist air to cold

3. After exertion

I always thought it was mild asthma. Anyone with similar experiences?

 

[krista4]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

Free country, buddy.

I'm sorry...we trespassed on your ####### territory. God! I'm sorry!

Did you set our lineup? If not, I can do it and will basically just decide whom I think we should start, and then do the opposite.

 

[cosjobs]

Had my follow up with the doctor after the shaft-wart removal a couple weeks ago. All is good. He felt the need to remind me about the "dangers" of random sexual encounters. Which made me wonder what or who was the cause of my affliction. I had been seeing my buddy's sister for a few months but she doesn't seem like the type that would've passed this on to me. I hadn't slept with the 22 year old in almost a year, and I don't think it would be her. There was a girl around Xmas time who was home visiting her family and we hooked up but I don't think it could be her. The only other option is the non-skinny midget-ish co-worker that had drunk sex with me on MLK day, but I'm not sure she would've passed it to me. I sat there in deep thought as the Doc was blabbering on about being "careful" and then it hit me and I yelled out "HOLY ####". I suddenly remembered a really drunken stupid night and vaguely remembered posting about it here:

Not sure how thus happened, but left the bar with with a stripper who has 5 kids and we ended up in her garage. Half way thru banging, i realize I'm banging a stripper mother of 5 in a garage. I couldn't finish. She asked what was wrung and i said "i thought i was drunk enough, but i guess I'm not". She said "ok, wanna get another drink and come back?"I left and came home. I feel like i should burn my penis off.

No need. That will probably happen on its own.

I should've known I'd never be able to forget her.

Wouldn't it be funny if it was your friends sister and not the stripper?

I think I probably gave it to her and that may be why she never called me back. Perhaps I should've given her flowers instead.

miniature pink wart blossoms down?

 

[krista4]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

 

[Abraham]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

You GREEAAATTTTLLLLY underestimate his breadth of interests and wealth of knowledge.

(FWIW, I don't mind tim either)

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Since we're on breathing chat. I have no trouble sleeping, but I do have this terrible annoying hacking cough that occurs:

1. Upon waking

2. Going from hot/moist air to cold

3. After exertion

I always thought it was mild asthma. Anyone with similar experiences?

Ball cancer?

Tim> start your own thread, s.

My parents got divorced almost 10 years ago, and both remarried. They're still miserable, but at least they're miserable with new people. :thumb up:

 

[timschochet]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Since we're on breathing chat. I have no trouble sleeping, but I do have this terrible annoying hacking cough that occurs:

1. Upon waking

2. Going from hot/moist air to cold

3. After exertion

I always thought it was mild asthma. Anyone with similar experiences?

Ball cancer?

Tim> start your own thread, s.

My parents got divorced almost 10 years ago, and both remarried. They're still miserable, but at least they're miserable with new people. :thumb up:

Since we're on breathing chat. I have no trouble sleeping, but I do have this terrible annoying hacking cough that occurs:

1. Upon waking

2. Going from hot/moist air to cold

3. After exertion

I always thought it was mild asthma. Anyone with similar experiences?

Sounds like asthma but I would see a doctor, GB.

 

[krista4]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

Yeah, also seems kind of strange to have a whole weekend of activities for a second marriage. But then again, I don't like weddings anyway.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

Free country, buddy.

I'm sorry...we trespassed on your ####### territory. God! I'm sorry!

Did you set our lineup? If not, I can do it and will basically just decide whom I think we should start, and then do the opposite.

I moved some players from BN to other things. I think that constitutes setting the lineup.

 

[General Malaise]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

What exactly is being required of you? Can't you sneak off to a bar and catch some game action? Don't you have a smart phone capable of pulling scores? It isn't YOUR wedding. Why is this YOUR problem?

 

[krista4]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

Free country, buddy.

I'm sorry...we trespassed on your ####### territory. God! I'm sorry!

Did you set our lineup? If not, I can do it and will basically just decide whom I think we should start, and then do the opposite.

I moved some players from BN to other things. I think that constitutes setting the lineup.

Good enough for me!

 

[Gadzooks]

Since we're on breathing chat. I have no trouble sleeping, but I do have this terrible annoying hacking cough that occurs:

1. Upon waking

2. Going from hot/moist air to cold

3. After exertion

I always thought it was mild asthma. Anyone with similar experiences?

I totally read number 3 as "After erection".