GM's thread about nothing (81 Viewers)

[bentley]

I find it hard to believe K4 has never been in a gentleperson's club.

Actually have not. I'm not sure why, but it's just never happened.

Definitely erotic to go with a guy you're romantically involved with.

I'd recommend cosjobs.

I've probably mentioned this here before but I took Angrywife to a strip club once and it was brutal. It was all "That girl on stage won't look at herself in the mirror because she has self esteem issues. She was probably molested as a chld." And "Why would anyone ever wear a floral print bikini with that coverup and those color shoes. With the money you guys are spending you think they could afford matching outfits."

Never again. Might be more fun if we went with K4.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Since we're on breathing chat. I have no trouble sleeping, but I do have this terrible annoying hacking cough that occurs:

1. Upon waking

2. Going from hot/moist air to cold

3. After exertion

I always thought it was mild asthma. Anyone with similar experiences?

I totally read number 3 as "After erection".

I don't put in that much effort.

 

[T Bell]

I find it hard to believe K4 has never been in a gentleperson's club.

Actually have not. I'm not sure why, but it's just never happened.

Definitely erotic to go with a guy you're romantically involved with.

I'd recommend cosjobs.

I've probably mentioned this here before but I took Angrywife to a strip club once and it was brutal. It was all "That girl on stage won't look at herself in the mirror because she has self esteem issues. She was probably molested as a chld." And "Why would anyone ever wear a floral print bikini with that coverup and those color shoes. With the money you guys are spending you think they could afford matching outfits."

Never again. Might be more fun if we went with K4.

Was your wife soused? This helps.

I did it once with red-ex in Vegas. Spur of the moment, unplanned. We'd both seen a show that was a little erotic but nothing crazy, and we'd had plenty of booze with dinner so I told the cab to go to CH2. She actually liked it a lot more than I'd figured, and sex later on that night was outstanding.

 

[timschochet]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

What exactly is being required of you? Can't you sneak off to a bar and catch some game action? Don't you have a smart phone capable of pulling scores? It isn't YOUR wedding. Why is this YOUR problem?

Friday night- rehearsal dinner

Saturday at 8am- drive my wife and daughters to get their hair done.

Saturday at 1pm- wedding photos.

Saturday at 3pm- parking attendant. The church is next to a synagogue and it's Yom Kippur. I'm supposed to chase all the Jews away from parking there, unless they're on the guest list.

Saturday at 4pm- wedding ceremony

Saturday at 6pm- reception- I'm supposed to drive some old couple I don't know to the reception

Sunday- special family brunch at a hotel before the Honeymoon.

 

[Gadzooks]

Since we're on breathing chat. I have no trouble sleeping, but I do have this terrible annoying hacking cough that occurs:

1. Upon waking

2. Going from hot/moist air to cold

3. After exertion

I always thought it was mild asthma. Anyone with similar experiences?

I totally read number 3 as "After erection".

I don't put in that much effort.

 

[Abraham]

I find it hard to believe K4 has never been in a gentleperson's club.

Actually have not. I'm not sure why, but it's just never happened.

Definitely erotic to go with a guy you're romantically involved with.

I'd recommend cosjobs.

I've probably mentioned this here before but I took Angrywife to a strip club once and it was brutal. It was all "That girl on stage won't look at herself in the mirror because she has self esteem issues. She was probably molested as a chld." And "Why would anyone ever wear a floral print bikini with that coverup and those color shoes. With the money you guys are spending you think they could afford matching outfits."

Never again. Might be more fun if we went with K4.

I had been out with my eventual wife about 4 times and she called me and I was out drinking with buddies. So I didn't really know her well enough to know that this sort of thing was of no interest to her. My group of dudes had her and a couple of her friends meet us at a strip club. Was similar to what you described above. Absolutely none of the desired reaction and more of "this carpet is filthy....oh my goodness, that beer cost $10!" Never again.

 

[timschochet]

And yeah I have a smart phone and I'll get the scores. And yeah I'll sneak off and catch glimpses. But that's not the same thing as being propped on my couch, ready for a great day of college football. This sucks.

 

[Abraham]

And yeah I have a smart phone and I'll get the scores. And yeah I'll sneak off and catch glimpses. But that's not the same thing as being propped on my couch, ready for a great day of college football. This sucks.

tl;dr

 

[charvik]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

Free country, buddy.

I'm sorry...we trespassed on your ####### territory. God! I'm sorry!

Did you set our lineup? If not, I can do it and will basically just decide whom I think we should start, and then do the opposite.

I'm still a little curious about who we drafted and how we are doing, but I guess I can wait until the playoffs...

 

[-fish-]

-fish- is going to lose his freakin' mind.

 

[General Malaise]

Hold up....you have to drive your wife to get her hair done? Is she 14? The hell.....

Just rent one of these to chase away teh jews.

 

[charvik]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

Luckily this thread have perfected the way of dealing with all if life's curveballs. For the typical FIL re-marriage situation, its generally moving to a sub tropical country for a month, genital warts or drinking heavily.

 

[UniAlias]

I think I subconsciously gravitated to lurking this thread a couple years ago because it was one of the last places timschochet hadn't yet plagued. I give it two weeks before he surpasses GM's post count in here.

 

[General Malaise]

ex wife and I went a handful of times. it was okay, but there's not a chance in hell I ever go with current wife. outside of my visit with Uni, I've avoided them like the warts this year. Well, except when I had to meet Bianca* at one to pick up my $650.

*not her real name

 

[St. Louis Bob]

IB

Is this a recent phenomona? The last couple of days I've been coughing now and again for no apparent reason. This morning I took an allergy pill and no problems.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

It was a run

 

[krista4]

I find it hard to believe K4 has never been in a gentleperson's club.

Actually have not. I'm not sure why, but it's just never happened.

Definitely erotic to go with a guy you're romantically involved with.

I'd recommend cosjobs.

I've probably mentioned this here before but I took Angrywife to a strip club once and it was brutal. It was all "That girl on stage won't look at herself in the mirror because she has self esteem issues. She was probably molested as a chld." And "Why would anyone ever wear a floral print bikini with that coverup and those color shoes. With the money you guys are spending you think they could afford matching outfits."Never again. Might be more fun if we went with K4.

I had been out with my eventual wife about 4 times and she called me and I was out drinking with buddies. So I didn't really know her well enough to know that this sort of thing was of no interest to her. My group of dudes had her and a couple of her friends meet us at a strip club. Was similar to what you described above. Absolutely none of the desired reaction and more of "this carpet is filthy....oh my goodness, that beer cost $10!" Never again.

I'm not completely sure what my reaction would be, but it wouldn't be anything along these lines.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ex wife and I went a handful of times. it was okay, but there's not a chance in hell I ever go with current wife. outside of my visit with Uni, I've avoided them like the warts this year. Well, except when I had to meet Bianca* at one to pick up my $650.

*not her real name

Have I mentioned I love going with my wife? I love going with my wife. Too bad it doesn't happen very often. Stupid kids.

 

[Gadzooks]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

Luckily this thread have perfected the way of dealing with all if life's curveballs. For the typical FIL re-marriage situation, its generally moving to a sub tropical country for a month, genital warts or drinking heavily.

80% of sexually active males contract HPV. It is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[timschochet]

I think I subconsciously gravitated to lurking this thread a couple years ago because it was one of the last places timschochet hadn't yet plagued. I give it two weeks before he surpasses GM's post count in here.

No worries, I'm out.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

But the smell will stay in the carpet forever.

 

[-fish-]

I think I subconsciously gravitated to lurking this thread a couple years ago because it was one of the last places timschochet hadn't yet plagued. I give it two weeks before he surpasses GM's post count in here.

I will throw my computer out a 30th floor window.

 

[Abraham]

I think I subconsciously gravitated to lurking this thread a couple years ago because it was one of the last places timschochet hadn't yet plagued. I give it two weeks before he surpasses GM's post count in here.

Under.

 

[krista4]

You not only got me to post in there and have to read his worthless ####ing posts, but like that little kid who wanted to kill Jack Bauer in that movie with Julia Roberts and the fat musketeer, you brought your sins back here with you.

Free country, buddy.

I'm sorry...we trespassed on your ####### territory. God! I'm sorry!

Did you set our lineup? If not, I can do it and will basically just decide whom I think we should start, and then do the opposite.

I'm still a little curious about who we drafted and how we are doing, but I guess I can wait until the playoffs...

Our rooster--sorry but I'm too hot/lazy/itchy/Spanished to clean it up:

Spoiler

Player Note

Ben Roethlisberger Pit - QB

Mon 7:40 pm @Cin

16.89 8% 21 191 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Player Note

Randall Cobb GB - WR

Sun 12:00 pm vs Was

31.50 97% 0 0 0 0 0 2 6 0 0 7 108 1 0 16 0 0 0

New Player Note

Eric Decker Den - WR

Sun 3:25 pm @NYG

5.20 74% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 32 0 0 0 0 0 0

No new player Notes

Ray Rice Bal - RB

Sun 12:00 pm vs Cle

24.10 99% 0 0 0 0 0 12 36 1 0 8 35 0 0 0 0 0 0

No new player Notes

Montee Ball Den - RB

Sun 3:25 pm @NYG

4.40 13% 0 0 0 0 0 8 24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Player Note

Brandon Myers NYG - TE

Sun 3:25 pm vs Den

19.60 31% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 7 66 1 0 0 0 0 0

Player Note

Carson Palmer Ari - QB

Sun 3:05 pm vs Det

32.58 8% 26 327 2 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1

New Player Note

Mike Wallace Mia - WR

Sun 12:00 pm @Ind

2.50 50% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 15 0 0 0 0 0 0

No new player Notes

Johnathan Franklin GB - RB

Sun 12:00 pm vs Was

0.00 0% - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Player Note

Isaiah Pead StL - RB

Sun 12:00 pm @Atl

0.00 0% - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

New Player Note

Kendall Wright Ten - WR

Sun 12:00 pm @Hou

3.10 1% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 11 0 0 0 0 0 0

Player Note

Alshon Jeffery Chi - WR

Sun 12:00 pm vs Min

9.20 7% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 42 0 0 0 0 0 0

Player Note

Coby Fleener Ind - TE

P

Sun 12:00 pm vs Mia

1.70 2% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 7 0 0 0 0 0 0

Player Note

Jeremy Kerley NYJ - WR

O

Thu 7:25 pm @NE

10.45 0% 0 0 0 0 0 1 -1 0 0 3 45 0 0 28 0 0 0

New Player Note

Shonn Greene Ten - RB

Sun 12:00 pm @Hou

2.80 2% 0 0 0 0 0 4 18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

No new player Notes

Evan Royster Was - RB

Sun 12:00 pm @GB

0.00 0% - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Player Note

Brian Quick StL - WR

Sun 12:00 pm @Atl

2.60 0% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 16 0 0 0 0 0 0

No new player Notes

Markus Wheaton Pit - WR

Mon 7:40 pm @Cin

3.70 0% 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 37 0 0 0

No new player Notes

Bruce Gradkowski Pit - QB

Mon 7:40 pm @Cin

0.00 0% - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

No new player Notes

Cierre Wood Hou - RB

Sun 12:00 pm vs Ten

0.00 0% - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Es pipí?'s Kickers roster for week 2. To edit your roster using the keyboard, press tab to select an editable row, enter to edit the row, and use the up and down arrows to select an available destination. Fantasy Field Goals Made FG Miss PAT

Edit Kickers Fan Pts % Start 0-19 20-29 30-39 40-49 50+ 0-19 20-29 Made

No new player Notes

Dan Bailey Dal - K

Sun 12:00 pm @KC

13.00 55% 0 0 2 1 0 0 0 3

No new player Notes

Sebastian Janikowski Oak - K

P

Sun 3:25 pm vs Jax

5.00 66% 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 2

Es pipí?'s Defense/Special Teams roster for week 2. To edit your roster using the keyboard, press tab to select an editable row, enter to edit the row, and use the up and down arrows to select an available destination. Fantasy Tackles Turnovers TD Misc Ret

Edit Defense/Special Teams Fan Pts % Start Pts Allow Sack Safe Int Fum Rec TD Blk Kick Yds Allow TD

No new player Notes

Carolina Car - DEF

Sun 12:00 pm @Buf

13.00 11% 12 2.0 0 0 1 0 0 370 0

No new player Notes

Kansas City KC - DEF

Sun 12:00 pm vs Dal

 

[-fish-]

But the smell will stay in the carpet forever.

 

[cosjobs]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

What exactly is being required of you? Can't you sneak off to a bar and catch some game action? Don't you have a smart phone capable of pulling scores? It isn't YOUR wedding. Why is this YOUR problem?

Friday night- rehearsal dinner

Saturday at 8am- drive my wife and daughters to get their hair done. Sleep in while wife and daughters get hair done

Saturday at 1pm- wedding photos.

Saturday at 3pm- parking attendant. The church is next to a synagogue and it's Yom Kippur. I'm supposed to chase all the Jews away from parking there, unless they're on the guest list.

Saturday at 4pm- wedding ceremony

Saturday at 6pm- reception- I'm supposed to drive some old couple I don't know to the reception

Sunday- special family brunch at a hotel before the Honeymoon.

I just freed up five hours for you.

 

[Gadzooks]

ex wife and I went a handful of times. it was okay, but there's not a chance in hell I ever go with current wife. outside of my visit with Uni, I've avoided them like the warts this year. Well, except when I had to meet Bianca* at one to pick up my $650.

*not her real name

Ok Tebow. When are you gonna share your middle name with the rest of the class?

 

[charvik]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

Luckily this thread have perfected the way of dealing with all if life's curveballs. For the typical FIL re-marriage situation, its generally moving to a sub tropical country for a month, genital warts or drinking heavily.

80% of sexually active males Moves to sub tropical climates. It is nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[General Malaise]

ex wife and I went a handful of times. it was okay, but there's not a chance in hell I ever go with current wife. outside of my visit with Uni, I've avoided them like the warts this year. Well, except when I had to meet Bianca* at one to pick up my $650.

*not her real name

Ok Tebow. When are you gonna share your middle name with the rest of the class?

First ever comparison to Tim Tebow. I feel so....nobel.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

One gentleman's club appearance w/ wife in Boston along with several other couples. The level of talent there was, uh, lacking.

 

[General Malaise]

Where's Pickles been?

 

[General Malaise]

One gentleman's club appearance w/ wife in Boston along with several other couples. The level of talent there was, uh, lacking.

I picture that hideous girl from SNL who did that "NOMAH" sketch with Fallon working there. Yuck. A bunch of dirty Irish prostitutes with horrendous skin.

 

[-fish-]

Where's Pickles been?

screwing around with his ktcoins alias.

 

[General Malaise]

I like tim just fine ( ), but I don't think you'll be that interested in this thread, buddy. We actively avoid political chat and most other things that I think you are interested in.

I know. And I would never discuss any of that in here. I respect you guys. I offered a post about my father in law's wedding because it pisses me off that I have to spend the whole weekend dealing with it.

What exactly is being required of you? Can't you sneak off to a bar and catch some game action? Don't you have a smart phone capable of pulling scores? It isn't YOUR wedding. Why is this YOUR problem?

Friday night- rehearsal dinner

Saturday at 8am- drive my wife and daughters to get their hair done. Sleep in while wife and daughters get hair done

Saturday at 1pm- wedding photos.

Saturday at 3pm- parking attendant. The church is next to a synagogue and it's Yom Kippur. I'm supposed to chase all the Jews away from parking there, unless they're on the guest list.

Saturday at 4pm- wedding ceremony

Saturday at 6pm- reception- I'm supposed to drive some old couple I don't know to the reception

Sunday- special family brunch at a hotel before the Honeymoon.

I just freed up five hours for you.

Seriously....this one is just beyond baffling to me.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

One gentleman's club appearance w/ wife in Boston along with several other couples. The level of talent there was, uh, lacking.

I picture that hideous girl from SNL who did that "NOMAH" sketch with Fallon working there. Yuck. A bunch of dirty Irish prostitutes with horrendous skin.

They were mostly African-American or Spanished.

 

[UniAlias]

ex wife and I went a handful of times. it was okay, but there's not a chance in hell I ever go with current wife. outside of my visit with Uni, I've avoided them like the warts this year. Well, except when I had to meet Bianca* at one to pick up my $650.

*not her real name

Did you tell your wife about going to the strip club that day?

Still wish you would've stuck around. That 3rd place had tiny little closet sized private booths for lap dances.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

One gentleman's club appearance w/ wife in Boston along with several other couples. The level of talent there was, uh, lacking.

I picture that hideous girl from SNL who did that "NOMAH" sketch with Fallon working there. Yuck. A bunch of dirty Irish prostitutes with horrendous skin.

They were mostly African-American or Spanished.

Sounds awesome

 

[General Malaise]

ex wife and I went a handful of times. it was okay, but there's not a chance in hell I ever go with current wife. outside of my visit with Uni, I've avoided them like the warts this year. Well, except when I had to meet Bianca* at one to pick up my $650.

*not her real name

Did you tell your wife about going to the strip club that day?

Still wish you would've stuck around. That 3rd place had tiny little closet sized private booths for lap dances.

What are you, nuts? No. We have this beautiful relationship where she doesn't pry and I don't offer. Not unlike IBs sex life.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I think I subconsciously gravitated to lurking this thread a couple years ago because it was one of the last places timschochet hadn't yet plagued. I give it two weeks before he surpasses GM's post count in here.

I will throw my computer out a 30th floor window.

 

[General Malaise]

Ya'll suck. You chased out Tim before I could get an answer on the driving his wife and her sister to get her hair done. Now I'll never know. Thanks a lot.

Maybe I'll set up a poll or a separate draft thread to find the answer....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Went to one low-rent strip club with my wife and two other couples about 10 years ago. My wife and one of the other women thought it was fun. The third wife not so much. Thank god my buddy divorced her about 5 years ago. She was about as fun as reading about guys not being able to breathe.

 

[-fish-]

Ya'll suck. You chased out Tim before I could get an answer on the driving his wife and her sister to get her hair done. Now I'll never know. Thanks a lot.

Maybe I'll set up a poll or a separate draft thread to find the answer....

Maybe you could ask him in one of his other 4000 threads.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've used this picture just about every year when I discuss the Las Cow paintings.

I just noticed today that the human figure has a gigantic boner.

For realsies. It's not a spear or a smudge. Somebody painted him with a jumbo crank on purpose.

Oops ______

 

[strykerpks]

Whoa. Wait. What?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tim's life does sound horrible though. No wonder he has 400,000 posts on here in two years.

 

[Abraham]

Ya'll suck. You chased out Tim before I could get an answer on the driving his wife and her sister to get her hair done. Now I'll never know. Thanks a lot.

Maybe I'll set up a poll or a separate draft thread to find the answer....

Maybe you could ask him in one of his other 4000 threads.

I was going to say. Not like he's difficult to find.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'm home alone all Saturday. I think it's fair to say that sports will be watched and money will be wagered.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I've used this picture just about every year when I discuss the Las Cow paintings.

I just noticed today that the human figure has a gigantic boner.

For realsies. It's not a spear or a smudge. Somebody painted him with a jumbo crank on purpose.

Oops ______

Birdman is about to pound the buffalo. Must be symbolism for one of the first marriages.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've used this picture just about every year when I discuss the Las Cow paintings.

I just noticed today that the human figure has a gigantic boner.

For realsies. It's not a spear or a smudge. Somebody painted him with a jumbo crank on purpose.

Oops ______

Birdman is about to pound the buffalo. Must be symbolism for one of the first marriages.

Actually the buffalo has been gutted. Notice the loops of guts hanging out.

 

[Abraham]

What's the bird doing?