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GM's thread about nothing (18 Viewers)

UniAlias said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Glad to be a business owner with GM and Uni. Krista, your investment is gonna pay for itself tenfold just in the entertainment value.
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:hifive:

Drink and Drive is genius. And since we won't be an actual franchise we can add our own twist to the concept, like strippers. Or maybe the General Malaise VIP room which provides discrete hookers and cocaine to billionaire hedge fund guys.

Everything's coming up Milhouse! :thumbup:
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:lmao: at Drink & Drive.

Yeah, I'm thinking there might be a hangup with the liquor license on that one. Better hold back on the dba 'til you land the license.


 
Chased after and yelled at a guy who let his dog crap on the soccer field where my sons go to school and where we have soccer practice twice a week. The nerve of this guy...broad daylight, signs everywhere insisting dog owners pick up their dog crap and bag stations around the perimeter in case you forgot one. Over the years, both me and the boys have stepped in dog crap left on this elementary school field and I've had enough. For the first time, I watched a guy let his dog poop and walk away as if he was the king of New York.

So, I chased after him, told him to pick it up, he jawed back at me, said he'd come back later to get it, I directed him to the bags, he started screaming at me, I took out my phone, snapped a photo and told him I'd see him around. I don't know what that means. I'm thinking about making some fliers and posting them around the school to shame this doo-doo bandit.

Great example I'm setting for the kids. I need some anger management training. But damn it, I've had enough of these mother f'n snakes on this mother f'n planes. Pick up your dog poop. Especially on an elementary school field where kids play.

 
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T Bell said:
UniAlias said:
Homer J Simpson said:
Glad to be a business owner with GM and Uni. Krista, your investment is gonna pay for itself tenfold just in the entertainment value.
Click to expand...
:hifive:

Drink and Drive is genius. And since we won't be an actual franchise we can add our own twist to the concept, like strippers. Or maybe the General Malaise VIP room which provides discrete hookers and cocaine to billionaire hedge fund guys.

Everything's coming up Milhouse! :thumbup:
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:lmao: at Drink & Drive.

Yeah, I'm thinking there might be a hangup with the liquor license on that one. Better hold back on the dba 'til you land the license.
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How about Putt and Smutt?

 
General Malaise said:
Chased after and yelled at a guy who let his dog crap on the soccer field where my sons go to school and where we have soccer practice twice a week. The nerve of this guy...broad daylight, signs everywhere insisting dog owners pick up their dog crap and bag stations around the perimeter in case you forgot one. Over the years, both me and the boys have stepped in dog crap left on this elementary school field and I've had enough. For the first time, I watched a guy let his dog poop and walk away as if he was the king of New York.

So, I chased after him, told him to pick it up, he jawed back at me, said he'd come back later to get it, I directed him to the bags, he started screaming at me, I took out my phone, snapped a photo and told him I'd see him around. I don't know what that means. I'm thinking about making some fliers and posting them around the school to shame this doo-doo bandit.
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much better move than flinging the dog poo at him.

 
General Malaise said:
Chased after and yelled at a guy who let his dog crap on the soccer field where my sons go to school and where we have soccer practice twice a week. The nerve of this guy...broad daylight, signs everywhere insisting dog owners pick up their dog crap and bag stations around the perimeter in case you forgot one. Over the years, both me and the boys have stepped in dog crap left on this elementary school field and I've had enough. For the first time, I watched a guy let his dog poop and walk away as if he was the king of New York.

So, I chased after him, told him to pick it up, he jawed back at me, said he'd come back later to get it, I directed him to the bags, he started screaming at me, I took out my phone, snapped a photo and told him I'd see him around. I don't know what that means. I'm thinking about making some fliers and posting them around the school to shame this doo-doo bandit.

Great example I'm setting for the kids. I need some anger management training. But damn it, I've had enough of these mother f'n snakes on this mother f'n planes. Pick up your dog poop. Especially on an elementary school field where kids play.
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So you don't eat all the poop after all. Liar.
 
Ignoramus said:
General Malaise said:
Chased after and yelled at a guy who let his dog crap on the soccer field where my sons go to school and where we have soccer practice twice a week. The nerve of this guy...broad daylight, signs everywhere insisting dog owners pick up their dog crap and bag stations around the perimeter in case you forgot one. Over the years, both me and the boys have stepped in dog crap left on this elementary school field and I've had enough. For the first time, I watched a guy let his dog poop and walk away as if he was the king of New York.

So, I chased after him, told him to pick it up, he jawed back at me, said he'd come back later to get it, I directed him to the bags, he started screaming at me, I took out my phone, snapped a photo and told him I'd see him around. I don't know what that means. I'm thinking about making some fliers and posting them around the school to shame this doo-doo bandit.

Great example I'm setting for the kids. I need some anger management training. But damn it, I've had enough of these mother f'n snakes on this mother f'n planes. Pick up your dog poop. Especially on an elementary school field where kids play.
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So you don't eat all the poop after all. Liar.
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I actually picked up his dog's poop and threw it away. :bag:

 
Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise said:
I think Tiger has TWO co-owners.....FDAS and somebody else.

Neat team.
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FDAS bankrolled them and commisholio (I think) offered to set lineups each week because TF hates that.

after the Jimmy Graham and Jacquizz Rogers picks, I think his co-owners are probably trying to distance themselves from that squad.
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:ahem:

"Clipped from the NFL.com article: "A person informed of Jackson's injury tells NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport that Jackson might miss 2-4 weeks with a thigh injury. The 30-year-old officially is viewed as "week to week."

Jacquizz Rodgers and Jason Snelling are expected to share time in the backfield. "

 
Tiger Fan said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise said:
I think Tiger has TWO co-owners.....FDAS and somebody else.

Neat team.
Click to expand...
FDAS bankrolled them and commisholio (I think) offered to set lineups each week because TF hates that.

after the Jimmy Graham and Jacquizz Rogers picks, I think his co-owners are probably trying to distance themselves from that squad.
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:ahem:

"Clipped from the NFL.com article: "A person informed of Jackson's injury tells NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport that Jackson might miss 2-4 weeks with a thigh injury. The 30-year-old officially is viewed as "week to week."

Jacquizz Rodgers and Jason Snelling are expected to share time in the backfield. "
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Maybe you guys can pick up Snelling this week.

Oh, wait.

 
General Malaise said:
Tiger Fan said:
Aaron Rudnicki said:
General Malaise said:
I think Tiger has TWO co-owners.....FDAS and somebody else.

Neat team.
Click to expand...
FDAS bankrolled them and commisholio (I think) offered to set lineups each week because TF hates that.after the Jimmy Graham and Jacquizz Rogers picks, I think his co-owners are probably trying to distance themselves from that squad.
Click to expand...
:ahem:

"Clipped from the NFL.com article: "A person informed of Jackson's injury tells NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport that Jackson might miss 2-4 weeks with a thigh injury. The 30-year-old officially is viewed as "week to week."

Jacquizz Rodgers and Jason Snelling are expected to share time in the backfield. "
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Maybe you guys can pick up Snelling this week.

Oh, wait.
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Too tedious.
 
General Malaise said:
Good read here. Nate Jackson was a back-up TE/Special Teams NFL guy for 6 years. Had a cup of coffee with Cleveland and has nothing nice to say about Eric Mangini. I enjoyed this....
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I think he grew up in the same neighborhood as my wife? They belonged to the same swim club.

I bet his book's really good, it's always the smart-assed fringe guys who pen better tomes than some dull superstar with a phalanx of ghostwriters.

 
Good Posting Judge said:
General Malaise said:
Good read here. Nate Jackson was a back-up TE/Special Teams NFL guy for 6 years. Had a cup of coffee with Cleveland and has nothing nice to say about Eric Mangini. I enjoyed this....
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I think he grew up in the same neighborhood as my wife? They belonged to the same swim club.

I bet his book's really good, it's always the smart-assed fringe guys who pen better tomes than some dull superstar with a phalanx of ghostwriters.
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Like what I've read thus far. Will probably buy this for my Netflix.

 
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