GM's thread about nothing (29 Viewers)

[walnutz]

Little 'Zooks is getting his tonsils and adnoids taken out tomorrow. I'm not sure what the hell adnoids are or what they do. Regardless I look forward to posting about it tomorrow and having Old Man Tanner telling me to eat a ####. I love him. And Shuke. And the hot Mrs. SLB. And Jenny Dell.

Adenoids are basically a useless piece of the human anatomy. My son had his out a few years ago because he got ear infections about every month for the first few years of his life. He got tubes and his adenoids removed at the same time.

Is little zooms getting lots of ear infections?

 

[General Malaise]

Uh oh, Shady.

 

[Abraham]

 

[Abraham]

Kansas City chiefs quarterback Ryan gosling ?

 

[Frostillicus]

Good luck Shuke. If you need advice, I'd PM Shuke.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Shuke, I hope this cheers you up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEMd4fmLIfc

 

[Tiger Fan]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Explain this to me. The thought is that something is bothering shuke's kid, so he started acting out (the behavioral issues) and is now, instead, internalizing it to the point that it's causing him physical discomfort? Or am I misunderstanding all that?

Regardless, I hope things improve for you and the family, shuke.

He is acting out some, exhibiting some behaviors not normal for him. But he is also complaining that his stomach hurts some times, usually during physical activity. His doctor thinks he is manifesting some type of worry as this physical issue. Who knows, maybe it's just constipation. But we have to fill out a boatload of paperwork, have his teachers fill some out, and then go see the doctor again next week.

Thanks all for the kind words. I'm not looking for pity, just want to talk some of this #### out.

Take him to White Castle. You'll find out for sure.

 

[Frostillicus]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

Tell him to eat a ####

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

Put it in a crock pot on low with some poh-tay-toes, onions, carrots, and celery.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

Let a bunch of hamsters loose in the place and then say "Looks like old Ron's not wearing any underwear!"

 

[T Bell]

Kansas City chiefs quarterback Ryan gosling ?

I loved watching him strike out Reggie Jackson.

 

[-fish-]

More awkward than providing sperm at the doctor: shopping at Victoria's Secret. Picked up a couple things for future ex mrs fish.

Salesgirl: how about this?

Fish: not quite

Salesgirl: this? It's pretty

Fish: um, no

Salesgirl: well, what does she like?

Fish: you have anything sluttier?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

TF, get the waiter's **** out of your mouth and ________.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

More awkward than providing sperm at the doctor: shopping at Victoria's Secret. Picked up a couple things for future ex mrs fish.

Salesgirl: how about this?

Fish: not quite

Salesgirl: this? It's pretty

Fish: um, no

Salesgirl: well, what does she like?

Fish: you have anything sluttier?

You're better than most guys. I generally get scared and just go the Target junior miss department.

 

[The_Burning_Bush]

On a semi-related note, the other day I was at American Eagle, where you have to get an employee to unlock the door to a fitting room. I was in a fitting room when the girl working there, after forgetting I was in there, unlocked the room I was in to open it for someone else. Luckily I still had pants on.

 

[kevzilla]

Frederick's of Hollywood FTW

 

[Frostillicus]

On a semi-related note, the other day I was at American Eagle, where you have to get an employee to unlock the door to a fitting room. I was in a fitting room when the girl working there, after forgetting I was in there, unlocked the room I was in to open it for someone else. Luckily I still had pants on.

bummer

 

[Homer J Simpson]

On a semi-related note, the other day I was at American Eagle, where you have to get an employee to unlock the door to a fitting room. I was in a fitting room when the girl working there, after forgetting I was in there, unlocked the room I was in to open it for someone else. Luckily I still had pants on.

I'd have gone from fully clothed to naked and erect in the time it took her to open the door.

 

[strykerpks]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

I wouldn't #### you with Bea Aurthur's ****

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

What are the common ballbusting subjects for him?

 

[bentley]

Damn. Someone has drunkened me again tonight. And i have to defend the department budget with the CFO at 8:30 tomorrow morning. One of these days my alcoholism will win out over my natural charm and things will really go to ####, but tomorrow is not that day. One of these days there will be an hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. Tomorrow I will fight. By all that I hold dear on this good earth, I will stand. And fight.

 

[YSR]

Mr YSR and I are currently in a tiff, which makes the fact that we are staying in a double bed not awesome. T&P received.

Also, terrible Clemson game.

 

[strykerpks]

Damn. Someone has drunkened me again tonight. And i have to defend the department budget with the CFO at 8:30 tomorrow morning. One of these days my alcoholism will win out over my natural charm and things will really go to ####, but tomorrow is not that day. One of these days there will be an hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. Tomorrow I will fight. By all that I hold dear on this good earth, I will stand. And fight.

Keep fighting the good fight, GB

Sounds like my GBs bachelor party is going to be in Austin sometime next year

 

[bentley]

Damn. Someone has drunkened me again tonight. And i have to defend the department budget with the CFO at 8:30 tomorrow morning. One of these days my alcoholism will win out over my natural charm and things will really go to ####, but tomorrow is not that day. One of these days there will be an hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. Tomorrow I will fight. By all that I hold dear on this good earth, I will stand. And fight.

Keep fighting the good fight, GB Sounds like my GBs bachelor party is going to be in Austin sometime next year

I'm there. I can't imagine that it would be weird at all if I just dropped in.

 

[YSR]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

 

[General Malaise]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

how about you go in Scrabble?

 

[bentley]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

We missed this YSR during your 17 month pregnancy. Punch Romo in the bag for all of us.

 

[YSR]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

how about you go in Scrabble?

How 'bout I do? Who else?

 

[Drifter]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

that's so close to being so much hotter

 

[General Malaise]

Sorry your team won by double digits on the road.

 

[strykerpks]

Damn. Someone has drunkened me again tonight. And i have to defend the department budget with the CFO at 8:30 tomorrow morning. One of these days my alcoholism will win out over my natural charm and things will really go to ####, but tomorrow is not that day. One of these days there will be an hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. Tomorrow I will fight. By all that I hold dear on this good earth, I will stand. And fight.

Keep fighting the good fight, GB Sounds like my GBs bachelor party is going to be in Austin sometime next year

I'm there. I can't imagine that it would be weird at all if I just dropped in.

I'm all drunk and ornery.

that's so close to being so much hotter

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

Hey.

Sup.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW Tanner made me get drunk tonight. I was sitting here all innocent like and he texted asking if I was drinking. What an ###hole.

 

[YSR]

Aaaaand I forgot about being up at 5 with a 3-month-old.

 

[Abraham]

 

[YSR]

Don't I get a Uni handoff? (That sounds almost dirty).

(I might still be drunk)

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Damn. Someone has drunkened me again tonight. And i have to defend the department budget with the CFO at 8:30 tomorrow morning. One of these days my alcoholism will win out over my natural charm and things will really go to ####, but tomorrow is not that day. One of these days there will be an hour of wolves and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down. But it is not this day. Tomorrow I will fight. By all that I hold dear on this good earth, I will stand. And fight.

Probably the most coherent drunk post ever.

 

[krista4]

Cat pooped and vomited on the way to the airport. We stopped at the parking lot and did our best to clean up because, good Girl Scout that I am, I'd brought extra carrier liners just in case. Then same cat peed all over us when we had to take him out to go through security.

Fun times here.

 

[shuke]

On a semi-related note, the other day I was at American Eagle,

You've got some explaining to do.

 

[shuke]

I'm all drunk and ornery.

how about you go in Scrabble?

PARTY!!

 

[shuke]

Cat pooped and vomited on the way to the airport. We stopped at the parking lot and did our best to clean up because, good Girl Scout that I am, I'd brought extra carrier liners just in case. Then same cat peed all over us when we had to take him out to go through security.

Fun times here.

GO EAT A HORSE ****!

/Tanner

 

[shuke]

Cat pooped and vomited on the way to the airport. We stopped at the parking lot and did our best to clean up because, good Girl Scout that I am, I'd brought extra carrier liners just in case. Then same cat peed all over us when we had to take him out to go through security.

Fun times here.

Seriously, that sounds like it sucks. Sorry.

 

[krista4]

Cat pooped and vomited on the way to the airport. We stopped at the parking lot and did our best to clean up because, good Girl Scout that I am, I'd brought extra carrier liners just in case. Then same cat peed all over us when we had to take him out to go through security.

Fun times here.

GO EAT A HORSE ****!

/Tanner

 

[Abraham]

 

[mr roboto]

Holy hell.

 

[Ignoramus]

Anyone ever done a roast for friends? If so, do you have any material I can steal?

I wouldn't #### you with Bea Aurthur's ****

Jesus, dude. The guy was just asking a simple question.TF, I'd #### you with Bea Aurthur's ****.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

GB post-anger sarcastic shuke

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Then same cat peed all over us..

Fun times here.

Go on...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Cat pooped and vomited on the way to the airport. We stopped at the parking lot and did our best to clean up because, good Girl Scout that I am, I'd brought extra carrier liners just in case. Then same cat peed all over us when we had to take him out to go through security.

Fun times here.

This is the point at which you decide security could use a cat mascott.