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kevzilla said:
In for the night as well, though I will be watching the Horns more than the NFL game. Iowa State's cheerleaders are nicer than I imagined, though the bar was low.

I have an assortment of rums if things are going well. I have a bottle of El Jimador in the freezer if they don't. :oldunsure:
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Now guzzling tequila. This won't end well.

 
General Malaise said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
General Malaise said:
Soccer practice cancelled, fields a swamp, rain still coming down. Wife's two lovely unmarried friends coming over tonight for dinner, one bringing her 12 year old daughter whom I THINK my formerly gay son has a little crush on. Bringing my recently divorced neighbor friend over for male reinforcement as these three gals are of the strong HEAR ME ROAR woman variety (which I actually enjoy). One of them is Bosnian, but moved her as a kid to avoid genocide. Smart gal. Has an advanced degree in anti-terrorism or some such. Also likes Brazilian dancing, bikinis and showing off her butt.

Me? On top of getting good and loaded? I'm cooking burgers on the grill for 'em all. Going back to an old favorite of mine. Will work in some crumbled feta and fresh basil from my garden in with the ground beef avec some other spices - red pepper flakes, black pepper, cumin, paprika maybe some Tony's I dunno - might even throw an egg in there. I can't think of many things that smell better than freshly chopped basil. Maybe the girl in the Tom Petty video?
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I thought you ate vegetarian or something?

Sounds good, when should stop by?
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No, that's wife. But thankfully she eats fish, so we try to eat that at least once a week. I've gotten quite adroit at blackening/grilling salmon. Make my own dry rub that I think is outstanding. Lot of rock fish too, which doesn't taste like much, but man, when fresh and paired up with the right flavoring, it is good eating. Point I'm crawling towards is that no f'n way am I a vegetarian, but because the wife sort of is, we don't eat much red meat/burgers. Which should extend my miserable life by a few days or so.

Also, the burgers might have been my best effort ever. I used a shot of Bushmills in 'em. Big hit.
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hehe

 
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
Homer J Simpson said:
You should all be proud of me. I actually got out of bed and showered and shaved and left the house for a little bit today. :thumbup:

I was even planning on going out for beers and stuff but that was just a little much so I picked up a case of Miller Lite and I'm gonna watch football and play video games and hang out with you guys for the night. Supercool, right?

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Weird. I haven't shaved since Saturday. Today I didn't shower, didn't go into work, played video games all day, and I'm about to crack a beer.
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Wanna make out? YSR seems too busy lately.
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Rain check. :wub:

These days my only topics are how ####ty my job is and how awesome my kid is. And I figured I'd spare you all from either.

 
kevzilla said:
kevzilla said:
In for the night as well, though I will be watching the Horns more than the NFL game. Iowa State's cheerleaders are nicer than I imagined, though the bar was low.

I have an assortment of rums if things are going well. I have a bottle of El Jimador in the freezer if they don't. :oldunsure:
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Now guzzling tequila. This won't end well.
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I love you.

 
YSR said:
Homer J Simpson said:
strykerpks said:
Homer J Simpson said:
You should all be proud of me. I actually got out of bed and showered and shaved and left the house for a little bit today. :thumbup:

I was even planning on going out for beers and stuff but that was just a little much so I picked up a case of Miller Lite and I'm gonna watch football and play video games and hang out with you guys for the night. Supercool, right?

:bag:
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Weird. I haven't shaved since Saturday. Today I didn't shower, didn't go into work, played video games all day, and I'm about to crack a beer.
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Wanna make out? YSR seems too busy lately.
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Rain check. :wub: These days my only topics are how ####ty my job is and how awesome my kid is. And I figured I'd spare you all from either.
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I love you a little more.

 
Guster said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Much to Mrs. SLB's dismay, I made her start putting out resumes this week. Having a cush job and lots of free time to #### off is nice, I would imagine, but I was pretty adament (psychopathic) about this. She has already had calls back and did a phone interview this morning that will be followed by a face-to-face interview next week. Sounds pretty perfect. It will be working in the OR which is what she wants. No weekends and a part time gig where she would get 56 hours a month. Oh plus a 25%+ increase over what she's making now. Only bad thing is she will have to be on call one weekend day per month.

Charv<hey :coffee:
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Look at the pimp hand on SLB : thumbup:
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Oh it was painful, GB. I had to deny her sweet lovin down by the fire one night to get my point across. That wasn't easy.

 
:lmao:

I have this really annoying hole in the basement. It's a roughed in pipe should I ever be adopted by Krista and have the dough, or the will, to finish the basement. So after Dylan's soccer game Sunday I tell the boys we are going to hit a new home construction complex to get some wood so I could make a box to go over it. Cal says "so you're going to steal some wood Dad?". There was way too much nonchalance in his tone of voice. I explained I was only taking stuff out of the dumpster.....He didn't seem too convinced but I could tell he thought it was cool.

I get about a 5 foot 2x4 and a 6 foot or so L shaped piece of plywood out of the dumpster. Plywood wouldn't fit with the boys in the car. So me, in my stupid mind, think "hey Bob just kick the L off, I can't be too strong". So I begin to walk away from the car and Cal says "hey Dad! Just karate kick it!". :lmao: ####, it's on. So I leaned it up against the dumpster and BOOM snapped it right at the seam. Dylan let out a gleeful "OH MY GOD!!". Cal was more in shock and just went "WHOAHHHHH". Now, it's particle board. This really shouldn't be a difficult thing but my boys thought it was the coolest thing ever. That right there was neat.

 
Things are progressing with Chicago girl. Making plans to see her again sometime soon. A couple possibilities on the horizon :popcorn:

 
Notorious T.R.E. said:
commisholio said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
I like that rice/butter/broth needs it's own special recipe.
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YOU HAVE TO BROWN THE NOODLES!!!! :rant:
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Yeah, just like those Lipton rice packets you can get for $.99. ;)
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Dude... those are straight frigging DELICIOUS if you know how to make them.

And by know how to make them, I of course mean adding an inordinate amount of butter and cheese to the mix. Preferably a thick and stringy (no homo) cheese like a mozzarella or even maybe/possibly a parmesan if you're feeling particularly frisky.

It's kind of like Ramen in this regard.

 
I would like to re-thank K4 (tpw GB) for introducing me to pappy and Tre for giving me the heads up on the tasting in a couple weekends. Working every angle I have to procure some bottles of this year's release :fingerscrossed:

 
BTW, Cal has decided to start taking school seriously. One more day and he'll have a full week without me hearing about something idiotic (can't believe these things have come back to haunt me) he's done. Now he is impressing the teachers with what he is able to do. Thanks for the T&P's (except Tanner you dickmuffin) I appreciate it.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
:lmao:

I have this really annoying hole in the basement. It's a roughed in pipe should I ever be adopted by Krista and have the dough, or the will, to finish the basement. So after Dylan's soccer game Sunday I tell the boys we are going to hit a new home construction complex to get some wood so I could make a box to go over it. Cal says "so you're going to steal some wood Dad?". There was way too much nonchalance in his tone of voice. I explained I was only taking stuff out of the dumpster.....He didn't seem too convinced but I could tell he thought it was cool.

I get about a 5 foot 2x4 and a 6 foot or so L shaped piece of plywood out of the dumpster. Plywood wouldn't fit with the boys in the car. So me, in my stupid mind, think "hey Bob just kick the L off, I can't be too strong". So I begin to walk away from the car and Cal says "hey Dad! Just karate kick it!". :lmao: ####, it's on. So I leaned it up against the dumpster and BOOM snapped it right at the seam. Dylan let out a gleeful "OH MY GOD!!". Cal was more in shock and just went "WHOAHHHHH". Now, it's particle board. This really shouldn't be a difficult thing but my boys thought it was the coolest thing ever. That right there was neat.
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Glad there was a happy ending. I thought the last line would be you getting impaled.

 
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