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[Guster]

thanks. here til friday if someone wants to get a drink in the evening.

I can get some beers on Thursday probablyPurple Pig is good. Pretty sure Guster hit it when he was in town.

Yep, got lucky and avoided a long wait by hovering behind someone eating at the bar

Really enjoyed the meal and would definitely recommend

 

[Guster]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

 

[Ignoramus]

Speaking of beer, can one of you easterners send me some Yuenling (or whatever the hell it's called). We don't have it here it Ellinoise and I'm curious. Relay your terms.

Don't bother. Seriously.

 

[Abraham]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

please help me understand what you do for a living? I do not understand.

 

[Thorn]

Still no $$$ for GM Magic Football Leeg from Tanner or Gusterzooks.

Let me drink some of Oregon's finest beers as I ponder this post. Wait, I can't.

Oof.

Let's all pay our debts here, OK?

I JUST NEED AN ADDRESS IS ALL

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

please help me understand what you do for a living? I do not understand.

He's like the men who stare at goats, only for P&G.

 

[Thorn]

I actually think I owe zooks beer for the NCAA thing.

I got blackout drunk on Sunday afternoon for no reason at all. We went to a local pub after church for Irish breakfast at about 11:30. An older couple and their son who are close friends of my family were there toasting their daughter's birthday, who had passed from cancer 4 years ago. After breakfast, my son was hitting nap-time so my wife left with him and I bellied up to the bar. I told her I might watch the Packers there, I might not. She said "No problem, have fun." Well toasting to Melissa turned into one of those "Let's have another drink for Melissa!!"

She called the bar around 7:30 and they said I had left about a half hour prior (probably a 10 minute walk). She found me trying to get my key in the hole, not a euphemism, but the door was unlocked. Then I apparently passed out on the ####ter for a half hour, woke up and tried to do the dishes "because it's ####### dirty in here". There was only a plate, a glass and some utensils on the counter, yet I managed to break the glass and put the dirty dishes in with the clean ones she had just done. I passed out again until 10:30, trying to get my shoes off and then tried for some hibbity dibbity. That led to an argument about how I "never get to have fun anymore" that I'm pretty sure I lost. She just started speaking to me again.

One thing I learned recently is to not call your significantly younger foreign girlfriend "kiddo." Language barrier or some such thing.

 

[kevzilla]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

please help me understand what you do for a living? I do not understand.

He's like the men who stare at goats, only for P&G.

Something something moonbeams something

 

[Thorn]

Thorn, I finally fired up that porno you sent SLB that accidentally went to my house. I hope that one was free. Good night, that was horrendous. I mean, still 'did' but boy....2003 produced a horrendous crop of grapes.

Bing (1) send me your address so I can mail this off to you.

I got it from stryker. Don't wave a black light over it unless you're wearing SPF60.

 

[Abraham]

This week has at work has been interesting. Almost all the people from my function across the globe have gotten together for 3 days of inspirational speakers, etc. Most of the group are industrial designers by training, so people that care about their look and aesthetic. There has been some amazing people watching as most people have used this as a stage to display their unique sense of fashion. I think I've seen more red pants this week than all the junior high schools across the country have in a year.

please help me understand what you do for a living? I do not understand.

He's like the men who stare at goats, only for P&G.

Something something moonbeams something

Sounds made up.

 

[Annyong]

Abe- The team in your signature is awful.

 

[UOFI_316]

My 7 month old is wedged under the tv stand and doesn't know how to get out. What an idiot.

Sounds like you got childcare figured out.

 

[Annyong]

My 7 month old is wedged under the tv stand and doesn't know how to get out. What an idiot.

Sounds like you got childcare figured out.

i would have never let my first one even get in the position to get stuck under something.

 

[Goat Herders]

Abe- The team in your signature is awful.

Really? Wow. I had no idea.

 

[T Bell]

Going out to the bar with a couple of co-workers. They just invited a girl out that I've secretly been banging.

This will end well!

You'd think she'd notice if you were banging her

"He's so rude. He repeatedly bumps into me without saying 'excuse me'."

 

[T Bell]

I barely understand genital warts shtick. when did having a tiny unit become a thing (yeah, I went there, Pickles)?

It's a fad. I've had my reduced so I can join in with the other hipster-tiny's.

 

[T Bell]

Nomination for worst Facebook post of the day....this courtesy of a friend of mine who is to the Dental profession what Hipple is to law:

Thought for the day:

Have you ever felt Type-Cast or Pigeon Holed? I mean someone assigns you as being a certain way or possessing a certain flaw and you are therefore bound to that opinion for life. The more you try to fight it or even improve as a person the deeper the hook is set. It is infuriating and it is a hopeless feeling. I think that people who tend to do this don't possess much hope themselves when it comes to personal growth or change. It is really a judgement and a life sentence rolled up in one. I personally choose not to be a person who essentially writes another person off. I choose to focus on the good in people and firmly hold to the belief that we all are trying and want to our best. Part of love is believing in someone and seeing the real person they are. Oh and by the way, I've been type-cast recently! Lol

What?

Your response should be: "It's not 'forever'. Just start using soap and all will be forgotten."

 

[Annyong]

If its cool to have a small penis consider me Miles Davis

 

[Mr.Pack]

Hey guys, could use some positive thoughts and prayers for my wife today.

She has been living on Vicodin, Tramadol and Oxy Contin for the past 6-8 months as they try to figure out why she's in so much pain. A surgeon finally did some more testing and found that she has a huge hernia on her left side and her abdomen is actually hanging out over her hip, but the pain is all on the right side.

He's giving her a nerve block today on her right side and if that works he will try to strengthen the left with PT, if not she has to go in for some pretty extensive surgery to repair the hernia.

I hope to God this works, she can't keep living like this.

 

[Ignoramus]

If its cool to have a small penis consider me Miles Davis

I'm the James MFing Dean of tiny wieners.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Call me Carrot Top

 

[Frostillicus]

Speaking of beer, can one of you easterners send me some Yuenling (or whatever the hell it's called). We don't have it here it Ellinoise and I'm curious. Relay your terms.

If we're sending Yuengling I want to be on that train. ####'s money, yo.

I need to make up a couple boxes o crap... I'll add you to the list, but it probably won't get out til early next week.My place is gonna feel empty after this next round of shipments

 

[T Bell]

If its cool to have a small penis consider me Miles Davis

I was not aware he had a small penis.

Kind of Blue Balls?

 

[Abraham]

Hey guys, could use some positive thoughts and prayers for my wife today.

She has been living on Vicodin, Tramadol and Oxy Contin for the past 6-8 months as they try to figure out why she's in so much pain. A surgeon finally did some more testing and found that she has a huge hernia on her left side and her abdomen is actually hanging out over her hip, but the pain is all on the right side.

He's giving her a nerve block today on her right side and if that works he will try to strengthen the left with PT, if not she has to go in for some pretty extensive surgery to repair the hernia.

I hope to God this works, she can't keep living like this.

TPW.

As a point of discussion I don't understand this kind of thing. Isn't a huge hernia and an abdomen hanging over her hip something that should have been noticed in the last six months? My SIL's mother was in excruciating back pain and coughing constantly while smoking two packs a day and it took 5 months for someone to figure out that she had stage 4 lung cancer. I simply don't understand why diagnosing physical ailments seems so impossibly difficult sometimes.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

I am procrastinating about putting together a couple of presentations for Friday presentations at the maine International Conference of the Arts. So, I will be checking in her often. Please try to be extra entertaining today so I can keep avoiding this work.

TIA

 

[heckmanm]

Yikes. TPW for Mrs. Pack.

 

[Annyong]

I am procrastinating about putting together a couple of presentations for Friday presentations at the maine International Conference of the Arts. So, I will be checking in her often. Please try to be extra entertaining today so I can keep avoiding this work.

TIA

I pooped twice already and its only 9:30am. I think the Pizza Hut for breakfast had something to do with it but I'm not certain.

 

[Annyong]

Good luck Mrs. Pack

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Yikes. TPW for Mrs. Pack.

 

[T Bell]

Hey guys, could use some positive thoughts and prayers for my wife today.

She has been living on Vicodin, Tramadol and Oxy Contin for the past 6-8 months as they try to figure out why she's in so much pain. A surgeon finally did some more testing and found that she has a huge hernia on her left side and her abdomen is actually hanging out over her hip, but the pain is all on the right side.

He's giving her a nerve block today on her right side and if that works he will try to strengthen the left with PT, if not she has to go in for some pretty extensive surgery to repair the hernia.

I hope to God this works, she can't keep living like this.

That sounds awful, my friend. I hope they find the problem and can fix it for her.

 

[Stoneys]

Hey guys, could use some positive thoughts and prayers for my wife today.

She has been living on Vicodin, Tramadol and Oxy Contin for the past 6-8 months as they try to figure out why she's in so much pain. A surgeon finally did some more testing and found that she has a huge hernia on her left side and her abdomen is actually hanging out over her hip, but the pain is all on the right side.

He's giving her a nerve block today on her right side and if that works he will try to strengthen the left with PT, if not she has to go in for some pretty extensive surgery to repair the hernia.

I hope to God this works, she can't keep living like this.

TPW

 

[rabidfireweasel]

I am procrastinating about putting together a couple of presentations for Friday presentations at the maine International Conference of the Arts. So, I will be checking in her often. Please try to be extra entertaining today so I can keep avoiding this work.

TIA

I pooped twice already and its only 9:30am. I think the Pizza Hut for breakfast had something to do with it but I'm not certain.

Good work. And good to hear you are making art again. It is tough to do with small children. Mine are 6 and 9 and I had them painting some temporary walls in my studio yesterday.

 

[rabidfireweasel]

Good luck Pack family.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I am procrastinating about putting together a couple of presentations for Friday presentations at the maine International Conference of the Arts. So, I will be checking in her often. Please try to be extra entertaining today so I can keep avoiding this work.

TIA

I pooped twice already and its only 9:30am. I think the Pizza Hut for breakfast had something to do with it but I'm not certain.

I'm reading this on the pot after having leftover pizza for breakfast.

 

[General Malaise]

Good luck Pack family.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Ever since Mrs. SLB is got back down to pre-wedding weight, she wears yoga pants everywhere it seems.

I don't mind at all.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Did Pat Summerall re-die or something?

Well?

Also, thanks for getting back to me on the question of whether or not Tim has staged a Wire's Character Draft yet or not.

NFL Network aired a one hour show on his life last night. Still dead.

No Wires character draft but there was a march madness style tournament I think. Omar won.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Wife is out of town. I haven't even had a drink yet.

Am I sick?

Have you at least tried some pills you know you're not supposed to?

zero

We should talk

 

[Disco Stu]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

 

[Gadzooks]

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

Eat Tanner's ****.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

thought that was odd myself.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Might as well have packwife get a gastric bypass while they're in there.

 

[Ignoramus]

Good luck Packs. Hoping it gets resolved and she's pain-free soon.

 

[Ignoramus]

Call me Carrot Top

Oh screw you, pal.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

Eat Tanner's ****.

I was going to take a pic of her this morning since she was wearing yoga pants to work, but was busy getting the boys ready for school. Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Call me Carrot Top

Oh screw you, pal.

 

[Annyong]

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

Eat Tanner's ****.

But it's all grisly.

 

[Ignoramus]

She also has two full time job offers on the table and another interview with a third place tomorrow. I just might be retired by the time I'm 45.

Eat Tanner's ****.

I was going to take a pic of her this morning since she was wearing yoga pants to work, but was busy getting the boys ready for school. Every night she gets undressed I feel like the kid in Animal House when the chick comes flying through his bedroom window as he's reading Playboy. THANK YOU GOD!!!!

Sorry to hear about your troubles with your hot, employable wife, GB. Hang in there. And eat some cawks.

 

[Annyong]

So now we're shipping Yuengling from Texas?

i dont care where its from.