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My boys are off the next two days so I took off so we can go **** around. Tomorrow I'm thinking some bowling, video games,lunch and then a movie. My eyes have been opened.

 
Pro tip: when you meet Ditka, asking if he regretted giving Perry the ball and depriving Walter Payton of a Super Bowl TD--not entirely well received.

 
krista4 said:
Remember how I lived in Nicaragua and was bored and accidentally took on two full-time jobs? I quit one because I realized how ridiculous that was.

Just did it again. And "full time" in this context means 50 hours a week, so 100 hours a week total. Oops.
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Need a virtual assistant? PM for resume. Open to a GMTAN wide interview. :popcorn:

 
-fish- said:
Pro tip: when you meet Ditka, asking if he regretted giving Perry the ball and depriving Walter Payton of a Super Bowl TD--not entirely well received.
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Not that I'm one to believe in things like Karma, but I'd like to think that his impotence is due to this.

 
Mr.Pack said:
Hey guys, could use some positive thoughts and prayers for my wife today.

She has been living on Vicodin, Tramadol and Oxy Contin for the past 6-8 months as they try to figure out why she's in so much pain. A surgeon finally did some more testing and found that she has a huge hernia on her left side and her abdomen is actually hanging out over her hip, but the pain is all on the right side.

He's giving her a nerve block today on her right side and if that works he will try to strengthen the left with PT, if not she has to go in for some pretty extensive surgery to repair the hernia.

I hope to God this works, she can't keep living like this.
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Best of luck. Crazy they didn't find that before.

 
Page 2 save... So hungover today. Free beer at a work event last night. At least we're having Indian food brought in for lunch. Best hangover food ever :thumbup:

 
Guster said:
Page 2 save... So hungover today. Free beer at a work event last night. At least we're having Indian food brought in for lunch. Best hangover food ever :thumbup:
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Watching baseball until midnight at a bar your brother works at isn't much better. oof

 
Coeur de Lion said:
Warrior said:
Coeur de Lion said:
ldizzle said:
Coeur de Lion said:
Amazing how people just don't get it. Ellington not getting more work has nothing to do with Mendenhall, and everything to do with Ellington himself.
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arians told you this?
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Yeah, he came right out and said Ellington is a 30-32 snap player. You must have missed it, but googling it will clear things up for you. You're welcome.
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He also said Ellington has "every-down back" talent, Capernicus. Google can tell you that too. What's your point?
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The condescending schtick would work better if you were actually able to spell Copernicus, Einstein.
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This reminded of Tanner. And I laughed.

 
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1. Always carry a +2 weapon.
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3. If you say Candy Yams 5 times fast in a mirror it is delicious.
4. Jizz is in fact, ghosts, so wear a hazmat suit when venturing into a haunted site or risk exposure to haunted HPV.

 
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