St. Louis Bob
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Of course Dylan just said to me "hey dad, did you know beer is a drug? I learned that in school".
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Oh myPretty sure they mixed up the vials of cum.Dylan is the adopted one, right?I've thought about that. We'll see how it goes. His teacher said there are assignments that should take 25 minutes and he's done in 3. She was showing us his work and was literally like "I mean look at this! Three minutes! Some of the kids didn't even finish!".
We talked tonight about giving him extra math to do keep him busy because he likes it so much. He whistles and sings doing his homework and just knocks it out. He makes it easy being a dad.
St. Louis Bob
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Meh. Women.Crazy how that happens.Hm. I came home drunk which led to a fight with the wife about me comin home drunk.
BTW, on a totally unrelated note, the golf tournament ran about 90 minutes longer that I thought it would. Mostly because everyone was drunk by the back nine and most of the guys spent several minutes hitting on the liquor girls instead of teeing off. That made Angrywife 90 minutes late for her monthly happy hour with a bunch of women that she used to work with. So, she's not exceptionally happy with me right now.
St. Louis Bob
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There were a lot of people in the room. One guy looked particularly interested in my wife's snatch. Should probably hit him up for back child support.Oh myPretty sure they mixed up the vials of cum.Dylan is the adopted one, right?I've thought about that. We'll see how it goes. His teacher said there are assignments that should take 25 minutes and he's done in 3. She was showing us his work and was literally like "
We talked tonight about giving him extra math to do keep him busy because he likes it so much. He whistles and sings doing his homework and just knocks it out. He makes it easy being a dad.
You going to the Seahawks game SLB? I have tickets as well. Going to game 4 Sunday. Hope it is not to see the Sox win.
Drifter
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I've been to one World Series game and it was Game 4 of the Sox/Rockies world series. Cool to go and see the trophy get handed out but not all that great as a fan.
Officer Pete Malloy
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They were in the room when you spudged in a cup?There were a lot of people in the room. One guy looked particularly interested in my wife's snatch. Should probably hit him up for back child support.Oh myPretty sure they mixed up the vials of cum.Dylan is the adopted one, right?I've thought about that. We'll see how it goes. His teacher said there are assignments that should take 25 minutes and he's done in 3. She was showing us his work and was literally like "
We talked tonight about giving him extra math to do keep him busy because he likes it so much. He whistles and sings doing his homework and just knocks it out. He makes it easy being a dad.
Homer J Simpson
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Officer Pete Malloy
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Guster
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Send wife my way and I'll return her with a better dispositionHm. I came home drunk which led to a fight with the wife about me comin home drunk.
krista4
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Abraham
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Abraham
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Are you sure you have to return her?Send wife my way and I'll return her with a better dispositionHm. I came home drunk which led to a fight with the wife about me comin home drunk.
krista4
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General Malaise
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General Malaise
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Pretty sure tomorrow I find out the fate of my career in the uranium biz. I vote....Homer, you guys hiring? :(
Going to watch the episode of Seinfeld where George thinks he can become a General Manager of a sports team....
Going to watch the episode of Seinfeld where George thinks he can become a General Manager of a sports team....
General Malaise
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St. Louis Bob
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My GB's and myself have season tickets. We burn more tickets lately than go. That casino across the street has been nice.
Bob Sacamano
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Gllll gb.
Limp Ditka
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GLGBGM
Homer J Simpson
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Homer J Simpson
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General Malaise
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Bob Sacamano
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Form of... pedoghost
St. Louis Bob
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Limp Ditka
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Bob Sacamano said:
St. Louis Bob
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No, it was so ####### weird. There was a room with a little window. The doctor and a couple nurses were there. They get Mrs. SLB all prepped then knock on the window. Guy passes through the embryos then just stares at her squeeze box. I give a WTF look at the doctor and he closes the window.Officer Pete Malloy said:They were in the room when you spudged in a cup?St. Louis Bob said:There were a lot of people in the room. One guy looked particularly interested in my wife's snatch. Should probably hit him up for back child support.Officer Pete Malloy said:Oh mySt. Louis Bob said:Pretty sure they mixed up the vials of cum.Officer Pete Malloy said:Dylan is the adopted one, right?St. Louis Bob said:I've thought about that. We'll see how it goes. His teacher said there are assignments that should take 25 minutes and he's done in 3. She was showing us his work and was literally like "T Bell said:
We talked tonight about giving him extra math to do keep him busy because he likes it so much. He whistles and sings doing his homework and just knocks it out. He makes it easy being a dad.
St. Louis Bob
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It sounds like your boss loves you. All my love GB.General Malaise said:
St. Louis Bob
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Homer J Simpson
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Abraham
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Homer J Simpson
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I wish Morgan Freeman was my grampa.
Unless that means I'd be black, in which case, #### that noise.
Unless that means I'd be black, in which case, #### that noise.
Homer J Simpson
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What happened to that golf/bar thing we were gonna do?General Malaise said:
General Malaise
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General Malaise
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St. Louis Bob
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krista4 said:
It's a good thread. Dentist has an a-holish delivery, but he means well and knows his personal finance stuff. Honestly think the people in there want to learn/share info and not bragg (although I realize that the mere title of the thread can easily be construed as bragging and will put some folks off)
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St. Louis Bob
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When I said to Mrs. SLB "I think we need to have a Parent Teacher conference every night". She replied " because he has two hot teachers?". That should tell you enough.
kevzilla
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But he met his projection.we got 0 out of TynesGLGM. In positive news, Cam Newton took good care of us.
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