GM's thread about nothing (23 Viewers)

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

And I'm the old one?

Great, he's gone senile.

 

[Thorn]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

And I'm the old one?

Great, he's gone senile.

Sweet, now we'll get gifs of him doing stupid stuff.

I hate all of you.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

sounds tedious.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

And I'm the old one?

Well, yeah. I'm just older. It's like being the shortest midget.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Whoa. Never triple-quoted before

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

A cuddle?

 

[General Malaise]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

Kinda weird

 

[Dan Lambskin]

Just received a corporate email detailing how we should specify any holdiday shipments sent to the office as Personal if it's something we don't want inspected

Wondered aloud to a male coworker if this stemmed from a female coworker having some dildos shipped here then realized I had taken my Conf call off mute

Pretty sure nobody heard but

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just received a corporate email detailing how we should specify any holdiday shipments sent to the office as Personal if it's something we don't want inspected

Wondered aloud to a male coworker if this stemmed from a female coworker having some dildos shipped here then realized I had taken my Conf call off mute

Pretty sure nobody heard but

Is that something that is frowned upon in the private sector?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

And I'm the old one?

Great, he's gone senile.

Sweet, now we'll get gifs of him doing stupid stuff.

I hate all of you.

I've clicked no gifs this week, but here are what Funny or Die deem the best ones this week.

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/5e6fb1d6a3/21-best-gifs-of-all-time-of-the-week-volume-19

 

[General Malaise]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

Kinda weird

I'm so depressed that I misspelled the word 'beer' that I'm going to go consume 100 of them today to numb the pain. :bag;

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

 

[Thorn]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

A cuddle?

Does that mean I have to do it twice?

PS same answer either way

 

[T Bell]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

I've always called it "dating".

 

[Guster]

Just received a corporate email detailing how we should specify any holdiday shipments sent to the office as Personal if it's something we don't want inspected

Wondered aloud to a male coworker if this stemmed from a female coworker having some dildos shipped here then realized I had taken my Conf call off mute

Pretty sure nobody heard but

Is that something that is frowned upon in the private sector?

Just got out of a meeting where we were talking about giving everyone on the next team we're working with dildos. We typically give everyone on the team a box of stuff for inspiration and wonder before they come in for a session. In this case, the dildo would directly tie to the work we are doing with them

 

[Abraham]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

That's two words. Takes too long to say.

 

[T Bell]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

That's two words. Takes too long to say.

"love"?

 

[YSR]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

Kinda weird

I'm so depressed that I misspelled the word 'beer' that I'm going to go consume 100 of them today to numb the pain. :bag;

Did I miss something? Do you have a job update? :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

Kinda weird

I'm so depressed that I misspelled the word 'beer' that I'm going to go consume 100 of them today to numb the pain. :bag;

Did I miss something? Do you have a job update? :(

Did I miss something about GM's job?

 

[YSR]

Tre> no word back from my PV friends. Sorry to tell you I don't know much around there. If you want to come slumming up north to Jax Beach, there is an awesome - if casual - place called TacoLu that I miss on a weekly basis. It's not fancy, but it's really good food and they have a bar.

Sorry I'm not more help, but I'm sure there are awesome places at Sawgrass. Where you headed from there?

 

[Ignoramus]

Just got out of a meeting where we were talking about giving everyone on the next team we're working with dildos. We typically give everyone on the team a box of stuff for inspiration and wonder before they come in for a session. In this case, the dildo would directly tie to the work we are doing with them

You know how a lot of times you can tell who the poster is without even seeing their name or avatar? Before scrolling up to check, I seriously thought this was a Tanner post.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Tre> no word back from my PV friends. Sorry to tell you I don't know much around there. If you want to come slumming up north to Jax Beach, there is an awesome - if casual - place called TacoLu that I miss on a weekly basis. It's not fancy, but it's really good food and they have a bar.

Sorry I'm not more help, but I'm sure there are awesome places at Sawgrass. Where you headed from there?

Noted, thanks.

 

[General Malaise]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

Kinda weird

I'm so depressed that I misspelled the word 'beer' that I'm going to go consume 100 of them today to numb the pain. :bag;

Did I miss something? Do you have a job update? :(

Avoided a come to Jesus meeting today, and had a very good marketing meeting for about 2 hours that seems promising. But, that won't stop me from constant worry and stress this weekend. Maybe I just misread my email exchange with my boss last night, but I don't feel really good about the long haul here. Will be talking to some people this weekend about potential job openings. Also will be attending some therapy sessions with Dr. Feelgood.

 

[YSR]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

Kinda weird

I'm so depressed that I misspelled the word 'beer' that I'm going to go consume 100 of them today to numb the pain. :bag;

Did I miss something? Do you have a job update? :(

Avoided a come to Jesus meeting today, and had a very good marketing meeting for about 2 hours that seems promising. But, that won't stop me from constant worry and stress this weekend. Maybe I just misread my email exchange with my boss last night, but I don't feel really good about the long haul here. Will be talking to some people this weekend about potential job openings. Also will be attending some therapy sessions with Dr. Feelgood.

Gllll, s.

At least you landed a Bingo, you got that going for ya.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just got out of a meeting where we were talking about giving everyone on the next team we're working with dildos. We typically give everyone on the team a box of stuff for inspiration and wonder before they come in for a session. In this case, the dildo would directly tie to the work we are doing with them

You know how a lot of times you can tell who the poster is without even seeing their name or avatar? Before scrolling up to check, I seriously thought this was a Tanner post.

I wouldn't be caught dead giving a grown-### adult an "inspiration box". Your f-ing salary is your inspiration.

 

[SofaKings]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

I've always called it "dating".

I think Otis used that term first.

 

[Drifter]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

And I'm the old one?

Great, he's gone senile.

Sweet, now we'll get gifs of him doing stupid stuff.

I hate all of you.

I've clicked no gifs this week, but here are what Funny or Die deem the best ones this week.

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/5e6fb1d6a3/21-best-gifs-of-all-time-of-the-week-volume-19

The Dr Pepper guy cracks me up every time

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

And I'm the old one?

Great, he's gone senile.

Sweet, now we'll get gifs of him doing stupid stuff.

I hate all of you.

I've clicked no gifs this week, but here are what Funny or Die deem the best ones this week.

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/5e6fb1d6a3/21-best-gifs-of-all-time-of-the-week-volume-19

CAN YOU JUST POST THE FUNNY OR DIE LINK?

 

[T Bell]

This rules pretty hard.

 

[Annyong]

This rules pretty hard.

saw that on Kimmel last night. I really need to do that for my son one of these years. Is it even dark when they trick or treat though?

 

[Annyong]

When am I getting my boxes of beer?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

And I'm the old one?

Great, he's gone senile.

Sweet, now we'll get gifs of him doing stupid stuff.

I hate all of you.

I've clicked no gifs this week, but here are what Funny or Die deem the best ones this week.

http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/5e6fb1d6a3/21-best-gifs-of-all-time-of-the-week-volume-19

CAN YOU JUST POST THE FUNNY OR DIE LINK?

I did.

 

[Guster]

When am I getting my boxes of beer?

Probably next week

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

Better investment:

Get 1000 rolls of pennies at the bank and try and find wheat straws

Buy 20 cases of Dallas Blonde and store in the wine cellar to sell as a collector's item in 2022?

I still have a can of Billy Beer around somewhere

What can I trade you for it?

A cuddle?

Does that mean I have to do it twice?

PS same answer either way

yes

 

[Annyong]

When am I getting my boxes of beer?

Probably next week

I'm pretty excited. I've never gotten a package from a guy over the internet before.

 

[Frostillicus]

When am I getting my boxes of beer?

Probably next week

I'm pretty excited. I've never gotten a package from a guy over the internet before.

Expect a lot of keychains.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I had a Billy Bear displayed prominently on my book shelf growing up. Full too. Wonder what my parents did with it. It was next to a JR Ewing beer can that was empty. This is what I collected as a kid. Explains so much.

Kinda weird

I'm so depressed that I misspelled the word 'beer' that I'm going to go consume 100 of them today to numb the pain. :bag;

Did I miss something? Do you have a job update? :(

Avoided a come to Jesus meeting today, and had a very good marketing meeting for about 2 hours that seems promising. But, that won't stop me from constant worry and stress this weekend. Maybe I just misread my email exchange with my boss last night, but I don't feel really good about the long haul here. Will be talking to some people this weekend about potential job openings. Also will be attending some therapy sessions with Dr. Feelgood.

Hope things work out for you GB,

 

[Limp Ditka]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE.

You should yell SUPPLIES so if there is an investigation it centers around an asianed male assailant.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So, if there is a god, am I to assume that he'll smite me before he allows me to become my cousin's godfather tomorrow?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took the boys to IHOP for a early afternoon breakfast. Cal made a good observation that the IHOP sign/logo is all wrong. It looks like a frowny face, he contends they should reverse the "restaurant" part to make a smiley face. I already e-mailed them.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE.

I always say "just kidding" right when I finish. For legal reasons.

 

[kevzilla]

GM>we should talk about Bilal.

 

[T Bell]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE.

I always say "just kidding" right when I finish. For legal reasons.

"How 'bout a Fresca!"

 

[bentley]

This is some bull ####...

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2013/10/deep_ellum_brewing_company_dec.php

That's one of the beers I sent Zooks. (rapey blow job not included)

The guy just got more national press than he could ever pay for, and 99% of beer drinkers are going to be on his side.

I just don't like the "rape culture" stuff. People are stupid. Hopefully the exposure will help him though, since he does make good beer. The IPA is pretty awesome.

But in defense of Dallas Blondes, in my experience Dallas Brunettes go down just as easy if not easier. YMMV.

I had some of the IPA for the first time at the Draught House on Wednesday night. Damn good. May be my favorite IPA brewed in Texas.

 

[Drifter]

Took the boys to IHOP for a early afternoon breakfast. Cal made a good observation that the IHOP sign/logo is all wrong. It looks like a frowny face, he contends they should reverse the "restaurant" part to make a smiley face. I already e-mailed them.

Trucking Company Interstate Distribution used to have this logo. They recently changed it so the white line "trends upward". I guess these things matter (of course, they haven't updated their website yet though).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE.

Rape isn't funny...unless you're being raped by a clown.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Took the boys to IHOP for a early afternoon breakfast. Cal made a good observation that the IHOP sign/logo is all wrong. It looks like a frowny face, he contends they should reverse the "restaurant" part to make a smiley face. I already e-mailed them.

Kid should go into advertising.

Also tell him the joke about "Where did the one-legged waitress work?"