GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

It's not rape if you yell SURPRISE.

Rape isn't funny...unless you're being raped by a clown.

Ah, sex from my wife's point of view.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took the boys to IHOP for a early afternoon breakfast. Cal made a good observation that the IHOP sign/logo is all wrong. It looks like a frowny face, he contends they should reverse the "restaurant" part to make a smiley face. I already e-mailed them.

Kid should go into advertising.

Also tell him the joke about "Where did the one-legged waitress work?"

They already replied thanking him.

When we were leaving he noticed a sign stating they would be open for the holidays. He remarks" having to work on the holidays, what a pity. "

 

[Frostillicus]

This Blackfish thing is tough.

 

[Tiger Fan]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

Strangers with benefits

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

Strangers with benefits

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

For the record I stopped being really into rape culture sometime in the mid 1990s.

Rape is such an ugly word. I prefer "forced sex".

Cuddle fight.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

weird...i just came here to post how much i want to bang April from Parks and Rec

 

[strykerpks]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

She was the broad who killed herself at the beginning of Lethal Weapon :youcanseeherboobs:

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

She was the broad who killed herself at the beginning of Lethal Weapon :youcanseeherboobs:

Never saw it. Going to be doing a little googling. Thanks!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh hells yes.

 

[strykerpks]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

She was the broad who killed herself at the beginning of Lethal Weapon :youcanseeherboobs:

Never saw it. Going to be doing a little googling. Thanks!

Pretty sure Bob here is a communist. Let's lynch him!

 

[General Malaise]

GM>we should talk about Bilal.

You have full authority. Checking out out for the weekend.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

She was the broad who killed herself at the beginning of Lethal Weapon :youcanseeherboobs:

Never saw it. Going to be doing a little googling. Thanks!

Pretty sure Bob here is a communist. Let's lynch him!

 

[Frostillicus]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

She was the broad who killed herself at the beginning of Lethal Weapon :youcanseeherboobs:

Good info here.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

weird...i just came here to post how much i want to bang April from Parks and Rec

Get ready for Bonerville:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtOToiIDNRA

 

[strykerpks]

Friday nights suck around here.

My wife just told me her work schedule for her 2nd job (Yes SLB, some of our wives actually work 50+ a week) and I am solo with the kid every single Saturday until at least December.

I don't play many video games but I got GTA5. I could stop at a Blockbuster (yes there is one 3 blocks from my work) and get drunk and shoot #### with someone if you were so inclined

 

[Mr. Pickles]

This is some bull ####...

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/2013/10/deep_ellum_brewing_company_dec.php

That's one of the beers I sent Zooks. (rapey blow job not included)

I planned on sending Annoyong a few cans of that, since I cannot get the Chinese crap he's pining for

Good choice. I think he's the type of guy who would appreciate the weird doll head staring at him as he drinks.

you have me pegged. Prolly not the first time you've heard that.

I thought we decided this was banned here.Pickles?

Banned.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I'd like a crack at the Scottish chick from Chvrches.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I'd like a crack at the Scottish chick from Chvrches.

She seems none too happy about comments like this.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Sorry, man. Been sleeping like a regular person this week.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

She was the broad who killed herself at the beginning of Lethal Weapon :youcanseeherboobs:

Never saw it. Going to be doing a little googling. Thanks!

I didn't think this was possible.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Wheeeeeee!

 

[mr roboto]

If you like hot Latina wimenz, South Texas is money.

 

[Abraham]

Did you Guys see that someone stole a dickton of pappy ? Was it any if us? Sharing?

 

[boilerdave]

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

I've wanted to bang Kelly from Married w/ Children since 1987.

 

[T Bell]

If you like hot Latina wimenz, South Texas is money.

Really?

 

[krista4]

Not me.

 

[T Bell]

Not me.

We know. Your bill would be MUCH higher after nine years.

 

[Annyong]

Anyone got a shipload of old Disney/Pixar movies they don't want anymore?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Friday nights suck around here.

My wife just told me her work schedule for her 2nd job (Yes SLB, some of our wives actually work 50+ a week) and I am solo with the kid every single Saturday until at least December.

I don't play many video games but I got GTA5. I could stop at a Blockbuster (yes there is one 3 blocks from my work) and get drunk and shoot #### with someone if you were so inclined

I hear you. Being stuck out here, there are a limited number of people for me to hang around miss my old crowd. Almost PMed Nutz but decided sober and to bed early was better.

I still want to bang Kelly from Cheers. Badly.

I've wanted to bang Kelly from Married w/ Children since 1987.

Well yeah but I was watching Cheers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Two weeks ago when I was leaving the office, I had the feeling I was being watched. I looked all around me and up in the air. Didn't see anybody/anything and thought I was really being paranoid. Then I get an e-mail from my Dad this morning that a drone was spotted above our building last week. It hovered there for a couple of minutes then took off.

 

[Osaurus]

Space Mountain just stole my sunglasses. RIP Maui Jim.

 

[strykerpks]

Not me.

That's where my sister had her wedding reception a few months ago. I didn't see her

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Did you Guys see that someone stole a dickton of pappy ? Was it any if us? Sharing?

Me trying to get Guster a 1/5 has nothing to do with this.

 

[krista4]

Not me.

We know. Your bill would be MUCH higher after nine years.

My first thought was how low that bill was. Nine years for only $28K? I might move in there after all.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Two weeks ago when I was leaving the office, I had the feeling I was being watched. I looked all around me and up in the air. Didn't see anybody/anything and thought I was really being paranoid. Then I get an e-mail from my Dad this morning that a drone was spotted above our building last week. It hovered there for a couple of minutes then took off.

Before my company moved to VA, our office in MD was less than a mile from NSA. Talking on mobile phones was always interesting as conversations were interrupted by clicks every few seconds.

 

[bentley]

Did you Guys see that someone stole a dickton of pappy ? Was it any if us? Sharing?

Are there also gallons of diet coke missing? If so, it might be us.

I love having boys. Ten riding lawnmowers out here at Home Depot and JR and Yuke are fighting to the death over the same mower.

 

[General Malaise]

Not me.

We know. Your bill would be MUCH higher after nine years.

My first thought was how low that bill was. Nine years for only $28K? I might move in there after all.

Racine makes West Memphis look like Beverly Hills.

 

[krista4]

Not me.

That's where my sister had her wedding reception a few months ago. I didn't see her

Living in a hotel and getting all your meals free by showing up at people's weddings would be good shtick.

 

[General Malaise]

Before I offend any Racineites, I worked for Case Tractors for a couple of years. I had to visit Racine a time or two. Would not advice. Maybe I was in the bad area.

 

[Guster]

Did you Guys see that someone stole a dickton of pappy ? Was it any if us? Sharing?

It was Bogart

 

[General Malaise]

Did you Guys see that someone stole a dickton of pappy ? Was it any if us? Sharing?

Are there also gallons of diet coke missing? If so, it might be us.

I love having boys. Ten riding lawnmowers out here at Home Depot and JR and Yuke are fighting to the death over the same mower.

I'd like to tell you it gets better as they age, but I would be lying to you. My sons recently went to blows over who was a better big brother to Hazel. I lost count on how many times I've made them take the stairs in a building to avoid a great Elevator Button Pushing battle.

 

[General Malaise]

Sold my Duck tickets to the UCLA game several weeks ago. Kind of wish I was going today. Fall leaves are simply breathtaking this time of year in Eugene.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Not me.

We know. Your bill would be MUCH higher after nine years.

My first thought was how low that bill was. Nine years for only $28K? I might move in there after all.

I read "bill" as "Bill" and got all fluttery. I work much cheaper than that.

 

[General Malaise]

Bad start for our Golden Gophers today.

 

[Annyong]

I still think dickmitten is funny

 

[T Bell]

Not me.

We know. Your bill would be MUCH higher after nine years.

My first thought was how low that bill was. Nine years for only $28K? I might move in there after all.

You wouldn't be caught dead squatting in that dump.

 

[T Bell]

I still think dickmitten is funny

do you follow him on twitter?