GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Guster]

GM, I don't see how your Hawks don't beat the Rams by four touchdowns tomorrow. Thoughts?

Dude I love you, but I ####### hate Seattle sports teams. I'm a cowboys fan from childbirth forward. I hope the Rams win.

I'm considering loading up on Seattle.

Zooks, pics of the whorish Halloween girls please?

ETA

Love you too

Friend of mine. My lord.

Why is she not a friend of mine?

 

[Guster]

Still distraught over the end of the World Series game last night. I get that by the rule book it was the correct call, but man I don't know how you can call that. MLB needs to take an NFL-like stance to what it means to be in the action of making the play/fielding. In the NFL, a receiver has to get two feet down and make any act common to the game for a caught ball to count. In baseball, the act of diving to field a ball should complete when the defender gets back to his feet... It's not like he's gonna spend the rest of the game lying on the ground.

bitter homer Sox fan

What are your thoughts on the tuck rule?

Not a Pats fan, so don't really care. It's not a rule anymore is it?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I saw Dada in concert tonight. They sang that Diz knee Land hit. Also drunk. Costume chicks all over Chicago tonight. No pics.

Big fan of dada (pretty sure it's lowercase), but these guys were already doing the state fair circuit almost 20 years ago.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

I saw Dada in concert tonight. They sang that Diz knee Land hit. Also drunk. Costume chicks all over Chicago tonight. No pics.

Big fan of dada (pretty sure it's lowercase), but these guys were already doing the state fair circuit almost 20 years ago.

they handed out "20 years" keychains.

the average age in the crowd had to be about 50. Tanner would have fit right in.

they put on a good show though.

 

[cosjobs]

Hey Bob and GM,

Did your gay kids like to watch Strawberry Shortcake on netflix? Asking for a friend.

ETA: NTTAWWT

No, he throws up confusing signals by watching stuff like iVictoria and cooking shows. Kind of gay, kind of awesome. For a nine year olds and Homer.

You need clarification. Buy some Judy Garland albums and find out.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Last week Pats fans complained they got screwed on a CORRECT call. Now Sox fans are complaining they got screwed on a CORRECT call. Apparently these rules shouldn't apply to them. Life is good.

Pretty much. Suck it up.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

I saw Dada in concert tonight. They sang that Diz knee Land hit. Also drunk. Costume chicks all over Chicago tonight. No pics.

Big fan of dada (pretty sure it's lowercase), but these guys were already doing the state fair circuit almost 20 years ago.

they handed out "20 years" keychains.the average age in the crowd had to be about 50. Tanner would have fit right in.

they put on a good show though.

Seeing them live in front of a crowd of maybe 200 was pretty fun. Their lead guitarist can shred pretty good.

My favorite song is Dim.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Not sure if YSR accepted my team invite or whether she has input here but I think the pick is Calvin Johnson.

YSR>great pick here.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

How does Calvin get that many yards and only one score? It's like they're trying to keep him from amassing TDs.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Had Flipper Anderson & his 300+ yard game in a TD-only league back in '89. Zero points.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Had Flipper Anderson & his 300+ yard game in a TD-only league back in '89. Zero points.

He scored a TD, though.

Flipper Anderson 15 yard pass from Jim Everett (Mike Lansford kick)

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Had Flipper Anderson & his 300+ yard game in a TD-only league back in '89. Zero points.

He scored a TD, though.

Flipper Anderson 15 yard pass from Jim Everett (Mike Lansford kick)

Wow. My hatred of TD-only leagues has clouded my memory. So, IIRC (no sure thing, evidently), I got a whopping 3 points.

 

[YSR]

Not sure if YSR accepted my team invite or whether she has input here but I think the pick is Calvin Johnson.

YSR>great pick here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

GM, I don't see how your Hawks don't beat the Rams by four touchdowns tomorrow. Thoughts?

Dude I love you, but I ####### hate Seattle sports teams. I'm a cowboys fan from childbirth forward. I hope the Rams win.

I'm considering loading up on Seattle.

Zooks, pics of the whorish Halloween girls please?

ETA

Love you too

Friend of mine. My lord.

Why is she not a friend of mine?

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Hey Bob and GM,

Did your gay kids like to watch Strawberry Shortcake on netflix? Asking for a friend.

ETA: NTTAWWT

No, he throws up confusing signals by watching stuff like iVictoria and cooking shows. Kind of gay, kind of awesome. For a nine year olds and Homer.

You need clarification. Buy some Judy Garland albums and find out.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

They call him Flipper is one of my all time favorite calls.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

How does Calvin get that many yards and only one score? It's like they're trying to keep him from amassing TDs.

He has an amazing ability to get tackled at the 1. It's uncanny.

 

[General Malaise]

GM, I don't see how your Hawks don't beat the Rams by four touchdowns tomorrow. Thoughts?

Dude I love you, but I ####### hate Seattle sports teams. I'm a cowboys fan from childbirth forward. I hope the Rams win.

I'm considering loading up on Seattle.

Zooks, pics of the whorish Halloween girls please?

ETA

Love you too

Friend of mine. My lord.

Best legs I've ever seen. Wow.

 

[General Malaise]

broke up a cat fight last night at a bar. pretty sure i should be castrated.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

broke up a cat fight last night at a bar. pretty sure i should be castrated.

Did you get some boob at least?

 

[YSR]

I remember when my shower beers were to prep for going out to bars versus going over to my in-laws' for dinner.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I remember when my shower beers were to prep for going out to bars versus going over to my in-laws' for dinner.

That's hot.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

I had texts coming in and I thought you called me. I remember your wife not being happy....

Tanner could be Darth Vader BTW.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Why would you ever break up a cat fight?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

I had texts coming in and I thought you called me. I remember your wife not being happy....

Tanner could be Darth Vader BTW.

You called right in the middle of the wife and I and one kid arguing about the final play of the WS. They kept trying to tell me it was a bad call.

 

[Bogart]

The Andy Dalton pick just was unfair. Go Frogs!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I only missed one game in my work football pool (took the Eagles).

2 other guys only missed one as well. All three of us took the Packers and the Seahawks. It's going to come down to the total score Monday night.

I could be a $38aire.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I only missed one game in my work football pool (took the Eagles).

2 other guys only missed one as well. All three of us took the Packers and the Seahawks. It's going to come down to the total score Monday night.

I could be a $38aire.

Good luck, man.

 

[General Malaise]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

I had texts coming in and I thought you called me. I remember your wife not being happy....

Tanner could be Darth Vader BTW.

Lmao

 

[Mr.Pack]

Tried to be a he-man yesterday swinging a sledge hammer one handed, but with my arm that the bicep tendon was surgically repaired on a few years ago.

This was not a good decision.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

I had texts coming in and I thought you called me. I remember your wife not being happy....

Tanner could be Darth Vader BTW.

You called right in the middle of the wife and I and one kid arguing about the final play of the WS. They kept trying to tell me it was a bad call.

Sorry brother

 

[T Bell]

RIP Lou Dobbs. :(

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

I had texts coming in and I thought you called me. I remember your wife not being happy....

Tanner could be Darth Vader BTW.

You called right in the middle of the wife and I and one kid arguing about the final play of the WS. They kept trying to tell me it was a bad call.

Sorry brother

You didn't interrupt. It was hilarious.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Hated the end of the game last night. Cards winning was cool. Almost as cool as Tanner calling me.

You called me!

I had texts coming in and I thought you called me. I remember your wife not being happy....

Tanner could be Darth Vader BTW.

You called right in the middle of the wife and I and one kid arguing about the final play of the WS. They kept trying to tell me it was a bad call.

Sorry brother

You didn't interrupt. It was hilarious.

 

[Ignoramus]

Why would you ever break up a cat fight?

You've got a solid 25% chance of seeing a brassiere.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I hurt my neck during sexytime last night. Guess I was doing it wrong

 

[Ignoramus]

I hurt my neck during sexytime last night. Guess I was doing it wrong

I'd call that doing it right, GB.

 

[Guster]

I'm drunk and ready to be an irrational fan again watching this game... Come on Sox, get back in this thing!

 

[T Bell]

I hurt my neck during sexytime last night. Guess I was doing it wrong

Who was the lucky guy?

 

[strykerpks]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

Explain this Bacon Explosion to me.

 

[strykerpks]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

Explain this Bacon Explosion to me.

Weave bacon together so you have about a 12x12 square. Spread some pork sausage on top of that. Then cook some bacon and crumble it up and put on top of that along with some cheese and other fixings. Roll it up and smoke. Deliciousness to the nth degree, where n = infinity.

Here's where it started.

 

[Drifter]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

Explain this Bacon Explosion to me.

Looks what is commonly referred to in bbq circles as a fatty

 

[Drifter]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

Explain this Bacon Explosion to me.

Weave bacon together so you have about a 12x12 square. Spread some pork sausage on top of that. Then cook some bacon and crumble it up and put on top of that along with some cheese and other fixings. Roll it up and smoke. Deliciousness to the nth degree, where n = infinity.Here's where it started.

So not a fatty. Same concept but with more bacon involved. might have to give that a try

 

[kevzilla]

I think these Packers are up to something.

 

[strykerpks]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

Explain this Bacon Explosion to me.

Weave bacon together so you have about a 12x12 square. Spread some pork sausage on top of that. Then cook some bacon and crumble it up and put on top of that along with some cheese and other fixings. Roll it up and smoke. Deliciousness to the nth degree, where n = infinity.Here's where it started.

So not a fatty. Same concept but with more bacon involved. might have to give that a try

Yeah, pretty much. I think the variations are better than the original bacon explosion. The Philly, the marinara (with italian sausage) and others like that are soooo good.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

Explain this Bacon Explosion to me.

Weave bacon together so you have about a 12x12 square. Spread some pork sausage on top of that. Then cook some bacon and crumble it up and put on top of that along with some cheese and other fixings. Roll it up and smoke. Deliciousness to the nth degree, where n = infinity.Here's where it started.

Would smash.

 

[Guster]

There aren't many things better than the Bacon Explosion. My GB made a Philly, a mushroom and swiss and an "everything". I might be in a pork coma right now.

Explain this Bacon Explosion to me.

Weave bacon together so you have about a 12x12 square. Spread some pork sausage on top of that. Then cook some bacon and crumble it up and put on top of that along with some cheese and other fixings. Roll it up and smoke. Deliciousness to the nth degree, where n = infinity.Here's where it started.

Would smash.

Needs cream cheese

 

[Annyong]

I ordered bacon on my Pizza Hut today