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At a Texas Restaurant Association casino night, which is the opening event for a golf tournament I'm playing in tomorrow. Its pretty sweet. Angrywife won a bottle of Jamesons earlier. It would be better but Yuke refused to sleep for our babysitter so now Angrywife is at home while I see if we won anything in the raffle.

 
At a Texas Restaurant Association casino night, which is the opening event for a golf tournament I'm playing in tomorrow. Its pretty sweet. Angrywife won a bottle of Jamesons earlier. It would be better but Yuke refused to sleep for our babysitter so now Angrywife is at home while I see if we won anything in the raffle.
Describe this babysitter...

 
At a Texas Restaurant Association casino night, which is the opening event for a golf tournament I'm playing in tomorrow. Its pretty sweet. Angrywife won a bottle of Jamesons earlier. It would be better but Yuke refused to sleep for our babysitter so now Angrywife is at home while I see if we won anything in the raffle.
Describe this babysitter...
62 year old semi alcoholic male. Has a Purple Heart from Vietnam and manages hundreds of people on $100 million plus construction jobs as a senior superintendent. However, he seems to be outgunned by my 2 year old son.

Shall I go on?

 
I have absolutely ####### MASTERED the hot toddie (sp?) recipe. So good.
Whatever you do, don't post the recipe!
Seriously. Let's keep this under wraps.

For sure don't let your grilled pizza recipe slip out either.
:lmao: I'll put some dough in the box of beers. Her recipe is very nuanced.

Hot Toddy - Your Mileage Might Vary:

1 Small Cinnamon Stick

1 Very Fresh Lemon Wedge

1-2 Ounces Honey

2-4 Ounces Whiskey (we like Bushmills, but you Catholics might like Jameson)

5-8 Ounces Boiling Water

Small Dash Cayenne.

Masterpiece

 
At a Texas Restaurant Association casino night, which is the opening event for a golf tournament I'm playing in tomorrow. Its pretty sweet. Angrywife won a bottle of Jamesons earlier. It would be better but Yuke refused to sleep for our babysitter so now Angrywife is at home while I see if we won anything in the raffle.
Describe this babysitter...
62 year old semi alcoholic male. Has a Purple Heart from Vietnam and manages hundreds of people on $100 million plus construction jobs as a senior superintendent. However, he seems to be outgunned by my 2 year old son.

Shall I go on?
Booking my flight to Austin...

 
At a Texas Restaurant Association casino night, which is the opening event for a golf tournament I'm playing in tomorrow. Its pretty sweet. Angrywife won a bottle of Jamesons earlier. It would be better but Yuke refused to sleep for our babysitter so now Angrywife is at home while I see if we won anything in the raffle.
Describe this babysitter...
62 year old semi alcoholic male. Has a Purple Heart from Vietnam and manages hundreds of people on $100 million plus construction jobs as a senior superintendent. However, he seems to be outgunned by my 2 year old son.

Shall I go on?
Would smash

beers with him for hours :oldunsure:

 
I have absolutely ####### MASTERED the hot toddie (sp?) recipe. So good.
Whatever you do, don't post the recipe!
Seriously. Let's keep this under wraps.For sure don't let your grilled pizza recipe slip out either.
:lmao: I'll put some dough in the box of beers. Her recipe is very nuanced.

Hot Toddy - Your Mileage Might Vary:

1 Small Cinnamon Stick

1 Very Fresh Lemon Wedge

1-2 Ounces Honey

2-4 Ounces Whiskey (we like Bushmills, but you Catholics might like Jameson)

5-8 Ounces Boiling Water

Small Dash Cayenne.

Masterpiece
So pretty much like every other Hot Toddy recipe?
 
I have absolutely ####### MASTERED the hot toddie (sp?) recipe. So good.
Whatever you do, don't post the recipe!
Seriously. Let's keep this under wraps.For sure don't let your grilled pizza recipe slip out either.
:lmao: I'll put some dough in the box of beers. Her recipe is very nuanced.

Hot Toddy - Your Mileage Might Vary:

1 Small Cinnamon Stick

1 Very Fresh Lemon Wedge

1-2 Ounces Honey

2-4 Ounces Whiskey (we like Bushmills, but you Catholics might like Jameson)

5-8 Ounces Boiling Water

Small Dash Cayenne.

Masterpiece
So pretty much like every other Hot Toddy recipe?
oh sure, deride, deride...

 
Made a 4 hour and 15 minute drive (each way) from rural Maine to Providence to see a new group San Fermin who was founded by a super cool, very smart/generous young man, Ellis Ludwig Leone, who I have know since he was six. He is a recent Yale classical music grad and about to kick off a Reykjavik, Glasgow, London tour.

shameless plug link to audio session and band website:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW8EhsxwPJA

http://sanferminband.com/

However, I have to drive back because I have an 8:15am dentist appointment for a cracked filling. Then I get a 7:30am call telling me my appointment is cancelled.

Not happy. Still and was great to see Ellis and the band he has assembled. Many of you will like the female lead singer in link 1

 
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Question for the lawyers...

Do lawyers usually have each others back?

I ask because (and Thorn has helped me here) when my house went into foreclosure I hired a lawyer to help out. To make a long story short (Sort of), I met with her on July 3rd), while I was there she looked up my case and found that on the 2nd, my case was processed and that she would have to petition the court to reopen it. She charged me $775.

On July 6th, I received a letter stating that the bank had petition to stop the Liz Pendens, and let me proceed with a Loan Mod.

On Monday July 8th, I called my lawyer and told her about the letter and she was surprised but said it was good news and to email it to her. She also stated she stopped by the judges chambers that morning but found that he was on vacation the whole month of July. I emailed her the letter and asked her to advise.

She never replied and I had no contact with her after that.

In early August I was notified by the bank that my Loan Mod was approved after a lot of communication by me and the bank.

After consulting with Thorn he said I could send her a letter asking to close my case and return any unused funds with a detailed bill.

I did that and received a check for $15. All the bill states is that it was a Foreclosure case and that she charged me $10 for office supplies.

I want to consult a lawyer for his opinion on getting my money back because she did absolutely nothing for me, but I am worried if I do, that lawyer will let her know and she will get me a modified bill.

I realize for this amount it would be small claims, but that money would come in handy.

How can she justify this? The folder she sent back has no record of her doing anything and there was only two days of communication with me.

tl:dr, sorry
I would talk to the state bar association before going to another lawyer. They probably have a way to arbitrate it without small claims.

 
I have absolutely ####### MASTERED the hot toddie (sp?) recipe. So good.
Whatever you do, don't post the recipe!
Seriously. Let's keep this under wraps.For sure don't let your grilled pizza recipe slip out either.
:lmao: I'll put some dough in the box of beers. Her recipe is very nuanced.

Hot Toddy - Your Mileage Might Vary:

1 Small Cinnamon Stick

1 Very Fresh Lemon Wedge

1-2 Ounces Honey

2-4 Ounces Whiskey (we like Bushmills, but you Catholics might like Jameson)

5-8 Ounces Boiling Water

Small Dash Cayenne.

Masterpiece
So pretty much like every other Hot Toddy recipe?
VERY FRESH LEMON WEDGE takes it over the top, imo.

 
I have absolutely ####### MASTERED the hot toddie (sp?) recipe. So good.
Whatever you do, don't post the recipe!
Seriously. Let's keep this under wraps.For sure don't let your grilled pizza recipe slip out either.
:lmao: I'll put some dough in the box of beers. Her recipe is very nuanced.

Hot Toddy - Your Mileage Might Vary:

1 Small Cinnamon Stick

1 Very Fresh Lemon Wedge

1-2 Ounces Honey

2-4 Ounces Whiskey (we like Bushmills, but you Catholics might like Jameson)

5-8 Ounces Boiling Water

Small Dash Cayenne.

Masterpiece
So pretty much like every other Hot Toddy recipe?
No. This one calls for a VERY fresh lemon wedge. Go cut one off the tree or forget about it.

 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.

 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Guys really love when girls talk about dreams they had.

 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Depends on who it's about. Mathew McConnahay? Sure. My Dad? No. Mila Kunis? Absolutely. Roseanne Barr? Absolutely.
 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Guys really love when girls talk about dreams they had.
I'm sensing sarcasm.

I don't go on and on. I usually just wake up shaking my head and laughing and give him a 2-3 sentence synopsis. He laughs, too. :shrug:

Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Again?
:lmao:

Wasn't you. This time.

 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Guys really love when girls talk about dreams they had.
:lmao:

So I was driving to Pismo with my 5th grade teacher and Soupy Sales but it was an RV that drove itself so we just played cribbage and drank Shasta Orange but the drive was taking like 12 hours so we got out and walked but instead of the highway we were in the middle of the city and somehow we lost Soupy so I rented a bike but it only had one wheel and that's when that girl Kara I used to work with showed up and offered me a ride in this old hot-rod but it was weird because she couldn't talk normally and it was hard to tell her where to go so I told her I was going to drive and that's when I noticed I was wearing my bathrobe the pink one with the yellow flowers not the blue one your mom got me for Christmas last year and I remember thinking "it's too hot for a robe" but by that time Kara had suddenly become the mom from 'Modern Family' but not the Mexican one with the big boobs, the blonde one that is kind of a ##### but she wouldn't talk to me so I got out of car and somehow I was in the mall over by Wetzel's Pretzels but I didn't have my purse with me and guess who the manager was? Your stepsister but she wouldn't give me anything free because I wasn't wearing closed toed shoes so I started to cry but everybody in the mall was watching these big TVs they put up all over the place because there was some big horserace going on anyway that's why I woke up mad at you...

 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Guys really love when girls talk about dreams they had.
:lmao:

So I was driving to Pismo with my 5th grade teacher and Soupy Sales but it was an RV that drove itself so we just played cribbage and drank Shasta Orange but the drive was taking like 12 hours so we got out and walked but instead of the highway we were in the middle of the city and somehow we lost Soupy so I rented a bike but it only had one wheel and that's when that girl Kara I used to work with showed up and offered me a ride in this old hot-rod but it was weird because she couldn't talk normally and it was hard to tell her where to go so I told her I was going to drive and that's when I noticed I was wearing my bathrobe the pink one with the yellow flowers not the blue one your mom got me for Christmas last year and I remember thinking "it's too hot for a robe" but by that time Kara had suddenly become the mom from 'Modern Family' but not the Mexican one with the big boobs, the blonde one that is kind of a ##### but she wouldn't talk to me so I got out of car and somehow I was in the mall over by Wetzel's Pretzels but I didn't have my purse with me and guess who the manager was? Your stepsister but she wouldn't give me anything free because I wasn't wearing closed toed shoes so I started to cry but everybody in the mall was watching these big TVs they put up all over the place because there was some big horserace going on anyway that's why I woke up mad at you...
:blankstare: "Whelp, what are you gonna do."
 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Guys really love when girls talk about dreams they had.
:lmao:

So I was driving to Pismo with my 5th grade teacher and Soupy Sales but it was an RV that drove itself so we just played cribbage and drank Shasta Orange but the drive was taking like 12 hours so we got out and walked but instead of the highway we were in the middle of the city and somehow we lost Soupy so I rented a bike but it only had one wheel and that's when that girl Kara I used to work with showed up and offered me a ride in this old hot-rod but it was weird because she couldn't talk normally and it was hard to tell her where to go so I told her I was going to drive and that's when I noticed I was wearing my bathrobe the pink one with the yellow flowers not the blue one your mom got me for Christmas last year and I remember thinking "it's too hot for a robe" but by that time Kara had suddenly become the mom from 'Modern Family' but not the Mexican one with the big boobs, the blonde one that is kind of a ##### but she wouldn't talk to me so I got out of car and somehow I was in the mall over by Wetzel's Pretzels but I didn't have my purse with me and guess who the manager was? Your stepsister but she wouldn't give me anything free because I wasn't wearing closed toed shoes so I started to cry but everybody in the mall was watching these big TVs they put up all over the place because there was some big horserace going on anyway that's why I woke up mad at you...
:lmao: :lmao:

 
Guster said:
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Guys really love when girls talk about dreams they had.
:lmao:

So I was driving to Pismo with my 5th grade teacher and Soupy Sales but it was an RV that drove itself so we just played cribbage and drank Shasta Orange but the drive was taking like 12 hours so we got out and walked but instead of the highway we were in the middle of the city and somehow we lost Soupy so I rented a bike but it only had one wheel and that's when that girl Kara I used to work with showed up and offered me a ride in this old hot-rod but it was weird because she couldn't talk normally and it was hard to tell her where to go so I told her I was going to drive and that's when I noticed I was wearing my bathrobe the pink one with the yellow flowers not the blue one your mom got me for Christmas last year and I remember thinking "it's too hot for a robe" but by that time Kara had suddenly become the mom from 'Modern Family' but not the Mexican one with the big boobs, the blonde one that is kind of a ##### but she wouldn't talk to me so I got out of car and somehow I was in the mall over by Wetzel's Pretzels but I didn't have my purse with me and guess who the manager was? Your stepsister but she wouldn't give me anything free because I wasn't wearing closed toed shoes so I started to cry but everybody in the mall was watching these big TVs they put up all over the place because there was some big horserace going on anyway that's why I woke up mad at you...
:lmao: :lmao:
:lmao: Jesus H Christmas, that's beautiful.

 
Do you guys/ladies want to know when your spouse/significant other has a dream about another person? I always tell Romo first thing when I wake up and it doesn't bother him, but I wonder if it's normal.
Guys really love when girls talk about dreams they had.
:lmao:

So I was driving to Pismo with my 5th grade teacher and Soupy Sales but it was an RV that drove itself so we just played cribbage and drank Shasta Orange but the drive was taking like 12 hours so we got out and walked but instead of the highway we were in the middle of the city and somehow we lost Soupy so I rented a bike but it only had one wheel and that's when that girl Kara I used to work with showed up and offered me a ride in this old hot-rod but it was weird because she couldn't talk normally and it was hard to tell her where to go so I told her I was going to drive and that's when I noticed I was wearing my bathrobe the pink one with the yellow flowers not the blue one your mom got me for Christmas last year and I remember thinking "it's too hot for a robe" but by that time Kara had suddenly become the mom from 'Modern Family' but not the Mexican one with the big boobs, the blonde one that is kind of a ##### but she wouldn't talk to me so I got out of car and somehow I was in the mall over by Wetzel's Pretzels but I didn't have my purse with me and guess who the manager was? Your stepsister but she wouldn't give me anything free because I wasn't wearing closed toed shoes so I started to cry but everybody in the mall was watching these big TVs they put up all over the place because there was some big horserace going on anyway that's why I woke up mad at you...
nice touch

:lmao:

 
Have to admit I got pretty choked up at the Stand Up To Cancer thing during the game last night. I wasn't expecting a tribute like that.

 
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