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A girl on Facebook just posted her Christmas tree, fully decorated, in her living room. "It's never too early!" she says. This is a girl who put her boobs on the glass of the front door of my apartment building in college for all to see via the security camera for us to buzz her in.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
A girl on Facebook just posted her Christmas tree, fully decorated, in her living room. "It's never too early!" she says. This is a girl who put her boobs on the glass of the front door of my apartment building in college for all to see via the security camera for us to buzz her in.
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Never too early for that either.

 
Leeroy Jenkins said:
A girl on Facebook just posted her Christmas tree, fully decorated, in her living room. "It's never too early!" she says. This is a girl who put her boobs on the glass of the front door of my apartment building in college for all to see via the security camera for us to buzz her in.
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I heard the other day that stores are starting Christmas decorations on average about 3 days earlier each year. At that rate, the decorations for the 2100 Christmas season will come out on December 24th, 2099. :mellow:

 
heckmanm said:
Leeroy Jenkins said:
A girl on Facebook just posted her Christmas tree, fully decorated, in her living room. "It's never too early!" she says. This is a girl who put her boobs on the glass of the front door of my apartment building in college for all to see via the security camera for us to buzz her in.
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I heard the other day that stores are starting Christmas decorations on average about 3 days earlier each year. At that rate, the decorations for the 2100 Christmas season will come out on December 24th, 2099. :mellow:
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I'm glad I'll be dead.
 
mr roboto said:
Cautiously enjoying this game as a Vikings fan. They are playing some spirited football.
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Watching AP is just awesome. Can't say I am super disappointed in the result, though. Have to keep the high draft pick.

 
kevzilla said:
Adrian Peterson is a full grown man.
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No doubt. It was kind of messed up that they purposely ignored the bit TE (Carlson or Rudolph) that grabbed him around the belly, held him up, and then shoved him in the end zone.

Now pretend that was AP doing the picking up and shoving in the end zone.

 
I've been slowly sifting through all the stuff I've accumulated in my apartment. I sent 8 boxes o crap last week, but have plenty more stuff that needs to find a new home. Anyone want a box o crap?

 
You know how I'm positive I'm winning my fantasy matchup this week? My bye week fill-in RB just threw a jump-pass TD to a TE that was on the ground when the pass was thrown. In this league I'm the #2 team facing off against the #1 :popcorn: :ptts: :yawn:

 
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I need all the TPW and power of the GMTAN to focus on my house closing (Memphis) that is scheduled to occur on Friday. Buyer is insane so I don't feel the least bit confident until money is wired into my account. I really need this to help ease my mind considerably (despite $50K loss on sale price). If we get this done I'll only have two abodes, which seems like just the right number.

:help:

 
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krista4 said:
I need all the TPW and power of the GMTAN to focus on my house closing (Memphis) that is scheduled to occur on Friday. Buyer is insane so I don't feel the least bit confident until money is wired into my account. I really need this to help ease my mind considerably (despite $50K loss on sale price). If we get this done I'll only have two abodes, which seems like just the right number.

:help:
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tpw from beaverton typing one handed baby

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
I need all the TPW and power of the GMTAN to focus on my house closing (Memphis) that is scheduled to occur on Friday. Buyer is insane so I don't feel the least bit confident until money is wired into my account. I really need this to help ease my mind considerably (despite $50K loss on sale price). If we get this done I'll only have two abodes, which seems like just the right number.

:help:
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tpw from beaverton typing one handed baby
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Oh jesus...I'm typing with one hand BECAUSE I'm holding my baby. I put her down just so I could clarify that. :lmao:

TPW, dear friend. :)

 
General Malaise said:
krista4 said:
I need all the TPW and power of the GMTAN to focus on my house closing (Memphis) that is scheduled to occur on Friday. Buyer is insane so I don't feel the least bit confident until money is wired into my account. I really need this to help ease my mind considerably (despite $50K loss on sale price). If we get this done I'll only have two abodes, which seems like just the right number.

:help:
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tpw from beaverton typing one handed baby
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Well this is weird.

 
Jesus ####dicks my boys don't understand 'fall back.' It was 5:10 this morning when I her the melodic tones of Yuke screaming to get out of his baby bed. Fifteen minutes later JR was playing drums on the wall in his room. At some point this morning, Yuke hit JR in the head with the DVD player remote while they were arguing over which episode of Mater's Tall Tales to watch.

Our hot PR consultant and her husband came to the tailgate yesterday. He's a great guy, but I'm pretty sure that I want to nail her even more than I did before.

 
I've lost my iPad charger. I'm positive it's a girl I brought home. Problem is that I don't use it often so it's about a 3 week window.

I'm not mad but the damn principle of the thing.

I thought what we had was special, ladies!

 
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