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Wouldn't mind a 27-24 MNF game tonight one bit :coffee:
I think I need a 47 total. :coffee: :coffee:
I've got 48. There are 5 of us tied with 4 losses. There is on broad that only has 3 losses but she picked our Bears to win.
3 losses, Consuelo.
Que?
Are you talking Bob's thing?
His wiener?

 
Wouldn't mind a 27-24 MNF game tonight one bit :coffee:
I think I need a 47 total. :coffee: :coffee:
I've got 48. There are 5 of us tied with 4 losses. There is on broad that only has 3 losses but she picked our Bears to win.
3 losses, Consuelo.
Que?
Are you talking Bob's thing?
His wiener?
Just realized you're in some noob league where 4 losses gets you something.

 
Wouldn't mind a 27-24 MNF game tonight one bit :coffee:
I think I need a 47 total. :coffee: :coffee:
I've got 48. There are 5 of us tied with 4 losses. There is on broad that only has 3 losses but she picked our Bears to win.
3 losses, Consuelo.
Que?
Are you talking Bob's thing?
His wiener?
Just realized you're in some noob league where 4 losses gets you something.
:lmao: How many loses did last week's winner have?

 
Wouldn't mind a 27-24 MNF game tonight one bit :coffee:
I think I need a 47 total. :coffee: :coffee:
I've got 48. There are 5 of us tied with 4 losses. There is on broad that only has 3 losses but she picked our Bears to win.
3 losses, Consuelo.
Que?
Are you talking Bob's thing?
His wiener?
Just realized you're in some noob league where 4 losses gets you something.
:lmao: How many loses did last week's winner have?
0 :0

Edit: 6 others had 1 loss. :0

 
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Wouldn't mind a 27-24 MNF game tonight one bit :coffee:
I think I need a 47 total. :coffee: :coffee:
I've got 48. There are 5 of us tied with 4 losses. There is on broad that only has 3 losses but she picked our Bears to win.
3 losses, Consuelo.
Que?
Are you talking Bob's thing?
His wiener?
Just realized you're in some noob league where 4 losses gets you something.
:lmao: How many loses did last week's winner have?
0 :0

Edit: 6 others had 1 loss. :0
I won last week with 19 wins 0 loses.

I predicted Nick Foles throwing 7 TD and Richie Icognito trying to gay-rape rookies.

 
For a guy named Incognito, you'd think he'd be better about not leaving evidence of wanting to #### in someone's mouth. I mean, even Dentist was smart enough to change usernames when he started dumping shtick.

 
Officer Pete Malloy said:
Notorious T.R.E. said:
guru_007 said:
Wouldn't mind a 27-24 MNF game tonight one bit :coffee:
I think I need a 47 total. :coffee: :coffee:
I've got 48. There are 5 of us tied with 4 losses. There is one broad that only has 3 losses but she picked our Bears to win.
i've got Packers 63 - Bears 0 tonight
I think they'll pull Rogers at halftime.
Roberts will throw for 8 td's tonight and run for 3 more

 
Not needing it's own thread, but thoughts and prayers would be appreciated. Heading home to have the talk of living situation and division of property with the soon to be ex.

Somebody just shoot me now... :topcat:

 
She's a great gal, but let's just say Fish and I have similar taste in women.

Fish, now that you may or may not be single again, would you like her number? :lol:

 
I'm in a confidence pick'em league with 40 or so folks. I've been running middle of the pack all season and had about zero chance of winning the big season-end prize before this week started.

Vitals: pick every game that week against the thread and assign "confidence" points starting from 1 (lowest confidence of that pick coming true) to the number of however many games are being played that particular week are being played. There are payouts for high score of each week (basically, you're entry fee returned) and a big payout for the season-aggregate winners.

I'm sure the gambling degenerates here know it but I am too lazy to follow up with the rules later for someone who doesn't.

So, this week has 13 games. Of the 12 played so far, I picked a grand total of 1 correctly. And that was my 7 point pick. I'm going to post the lowest point total in league history.

Going forward, I will post my picks here for lucrative fading purposes..

 
Hey, speaking of ####ting yourself, hypothetically isn't miserable when you're sick with the flu or whatever, but 20% of the time when you cough you need a shower and new boxers?

Hi Homer.

 
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Still hate Aaron Rodgers even though he's nice to sick kids. Yuengling isn't good. I'm switching to Busch Light. Guster sent a ridiculous box of crap

 
Still hate Aaron Rodgers even though he's nice to sick kids. Yuengling isn't good. I'm switching to Busch Light. Guster sent a ridiculous box of crap
Yuengling is good. Guster did send a ridiculous box of crap.

Guster PM your address and I'll give you a box of crap back.

 
Still hate Aaron Rodgers even though he's nice to sick kids. Yuengling isn't good. I'm switching to Busch Light. Guster sent a ridiculous box of crap
Yuengling is good. Guster did send a ridiculous box of crap.

Guster PM your address and I'll give you a box of crap back.
I meant ridiculous as in ridiculously strange. Good strange. It was my first package from an Internet guy. It was exciting.
 
Still hate Aaron Rodgers even though he's nice to sick kids. Yuengling isn't good. I'm switching to Busch Light. Guster sent a ridiculous box of crap
Yuengling is good. Guster did send a ridiculous box of crap.

Guster PM your address and I'll give you a box of crap back.
I meant ridiculous as in ridiculously strange. Good strange. It was my first package from an Internet guy. It was exciting.
I got a broken direct tv remote.

 
Still hate Aaron Rodgers even though he's nice to sick kids. Yuengling isn't good. I'm switching to Busch Light. Guster sent a ridiculous box of crap
Yuengling is good. Guster did send a ridiculous box of crap.

Guster PM your address and I'll give you a box of crap back.
I meant ridiculous as in ridiculously strange. Good strange. It was my first package from an Internet guy. It was exciting.
I got some broken stuff too! Even one of the beer cams was smashed. I got a broken direct tv remote.
 
Still hate Aaron Rodgers even though he's nice to sick kids. Yuengling isn't good. I'm switching to Busch Light. Guster sent a ridiculous box of crap
Yuengling is good. Guster did send a ridiculous box of crap.

Guster PM your address and I'll give you a box of crap back.
I meant ridiculous as in ridiculously strange. Good strange. It was my first package from an Internet guy. It was exciting.
I got a broken direct tv remote.
It's still works, actually true. It just looks broken
 
Still hate Aaron Rodgers even though he's nice to sick kids. Yuengling isn't good. I'm switching to Busch Light. Guster sent a ridiculous box of crap
Yuengling is good. Guster did send a ridiculous box of crap.

Guster PM your address and I'll give you a box of crap back.
I meant ridiculous as in ridiculously strange. Good strange. It was my first package from an Internet guy. It was exciting.
I got a broken direct tv remote.
It's still works, actually true. It just looks broken
Holy #### you're right!

 
My wife and I were having a relatively lighthearted discussion about her headaches the other day. She was saying that sometimes lately her pain was "11 out of 10". I tried to explain to her that 10 is the max, you can't go above that. She said it was worse than that, though. So I said, "like Nigel Tufnel"? I got a blank stare. So I explained the whole bit to her. And she said, "but I'm serious, this is different. Mine are probably like a 12".

Don't feel bad for laughing at this.

 
hey guys. I've been battling a ton of #### lately and not had much time to hang out much.

We had a big flood here last week and I found out today that the lady that cleans rooms here lost everything. She's probably about 35, married with a 2 & 5 year old. They had an apartment in the flood plain on Onion Creek and a wall of water rushed through it, four foot deep. They lost everything they had: clothes, furniture, etc., and both their cars were found destroyed about half a mile away.

They are now living with their in-laws - nine people in a 2/1 apartment.

I have a friend who owns a car lot and and he has a crappy old ####box van he just took in on a trade that he is going to sell me for the $600 he gave on trade-in. That will at least allow her husband to get to work Wednesday and maybe keep his job. We will pick her up/take her home to keep working here (with a $2/hr raise). We are also going to Kohl's tomorrow to buy them some clothes. I can probably hustle and find what furniture I cannot provide them, but they are going to need $3K to get another apartment. I'm broke and doing all I can but I cannot come close to helping the out on that.

So if any of you are feeling particularly benevolent, maybe you could send some donations this way to help out. I'll send out boxes of crap with at least one failed venture article of clothing included (WineBat and UHEM fans take note) for each donation of $100 or more.

Most of you have my phone and/or address to contact me, otherwise you can PM me here. I can even run credit cards if you want to do it that way. My phone is 5 one dozen 444 54hundred.

thanks

 

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