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[General Malaise]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

Hey, wait just one gosh-durned second here. Weren't we watching Season 5 of Wires first? (I have watched the first two episodes.)

I figured I could, you know....watch BOTH at the same time. Too much?

You're officially ahead of me now in Wires. But I'm through 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (though I think my DVR missed the 2nd episode, so I technically have watched the pilot and the 3rd episode only) and I am ready to jump into this thing with both livers.

The second episode is kind of important.

Ok I'll netflick it.

 

[Disco Stu]

GM>I dialed up Bilal and James Jones this week. They can't be any worse.

Cool. I assume we also what the heck flexed in Donald Brown?

It doesn't matter. You're facing a very shorthanded Team Dallas this week.

We thought six WRs were enough. Now two are on IR, two are on bye, one has been ruled out, and one is Brian Hartline.

We're also starting a TE with 11 career receptions and flexing a RB who isn't technically off IR yet.

#tedious

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

Hey, wait just one gosh-durned second here. Weren't we watching Season 5 of Wires first? (I have watched the first two episodes.)

I figured I could, you know....watch BOTH at the same time. Too much?

You're officially ahead of me now in Wires. But I'm through 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (though I think my DVR missed the 2nd episode, so I technically have watched the pilot and the 3rd episode only) and I am ready to jump into this thing with both livers.

The second episode is kind of important.

Ok I'll netflick it.

Don't skip anything. Watch all episodes completely undistracted, if possible.

 

[Disco Stu]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

Hey, wait just one gosh-durned second here. Weren't we watching Season 5 of Wires first? (I have watched the first two episodes.)

I figured I could, you know....watch BOTH at the same time. Too much?

You're officially ahead of me now in Wires. But I'm through 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (though I think my DVR missed the 2nd episode, so I technically have watched the pilot and the 3rd episode only) and I am ready to jump into this thing with both livers.

The second episode is kind of important.

Ok I'll netflick it.

Don't skip anything. Watch all episodes completely undistracted, if possible.

You want him to get divorced again?

 

[-fish-]

dammit. didn't have the bloody mary and my hangover kicked in full force at about 11:00. Meeting lasted until 11:30.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

dammit. didn't have the bloody mary and my hangover kicked in full force at about 11:00. Meeting lasted until 11:30.

30 minute meeting? You guys electing a new pope or something?

 

[BigJohn]

Stick?

Stick

Stick

 

[Annyong]

that .gif with the dog and the stick is funny

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

 

[UOFI_316]

Peyton Manning has scored 426 points for us, the other 6 position players in our lineup have scored 502 on the year.

Combined Manning and Romo have scored 738, or 47% of our team total.

Devin Hester is the 4th highest scoring player on our team.

When do we get to use our #1 waiver wire priority?

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

YSR built a monster team.

 

[-fish-]

dammit. didn't have the bloody mary and my hangover kicked in full force at about 11:00. Meeting lasted until 11:30.

30 minute meeting? You guys electing a new pope or something?

hour and a half. hangover kicked in an hour in.

sometimes I envy you that you can just pop in a video when you don't feel like actually doing your job.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

dammit. didn't have the bloody mary and my hangover kicked in full force at about 11:00. Meeting lasted until 11:30.

30 minute meeting? You guys electing a new pope or something?

hour and a half. hangover kicked in an hour in.

sometimes I envy you that you can just pop in a video when you don't feel like actually doing your job.

Hey! That's completely unfair.

He can just pop in a video even on days he feels like actually doing his job.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

dammit. didn't have the bloody mary and my hangover kicked in full force at about 11:00. Meeting lasted until 11:30.

30 minute meeting? You guys electing a new pope or something?

hour and a half. hangover kicked in an hour in.

sometimes I envy you that you can just pop in a video when you don't feel like actually doing your job.

The funny thing is that I can pop in a video and still do my job.

 

[Thorn]

Rude > I'm getting my wife some UW hockey tickets. Would we be better off behind the goal, on a circle, or in the corners (only single tickets available on the blue line). Also if not on the glass is it better to be a bit higher up?

Corners suck. Center ice is typically best but behind the goals are good if you like to watch plays develop. Only downside is you miss stuff at the opposite end.Sight lines down low can be bad but you appreciate the speed when you are closer.

I happen to really like behind the home goal just high enough to see over the glass.

ETA center ice is always nice if you're a FBG or whatever.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Woman at the dentist's office is arguing about her bill when I walk in. She's pretty into it, and she's getting louder by the second. I'm pretty good at drowning out even the voices I should be listening to, so I managed to miss most of her crazy ranting, but I perked up when I heard her demand that the dentist come out to talk to her about it.

The woman behind the desk keeps saying, "He's unavailable right now," and assuring her that the dentist wouldn't be able to help her anyway. It's a billing and insurance manner, and the dentist really isn't involved in these things and whatnot. Finally she says, "Mrs Shutthe####up, he just got back from lunch a few minutes ago, and he really can not come out to speak with you at the moment."

This is the point at which I wanted to scream, "Lady, he's getting reay to jam a needle into my mouth, so if you'd give him a few minutes to poop in peace, I'd greatly appreciate it."

I hate people.

 

[YSR]

YSR built a monster team.

Your Round 6 pickup of Jordy Nelson was awesome, though, GB. Thanks for picking up the slack on that one.

 

[Thorn]

Skills

His two buddies sure Cutler the hell out of that one.

Love the guy in the red shorts. Welp, that didn't go well. Guess it's my turn.

 

[Thorn]

You guys are missing out on some pretty heated Scramble with Friends games. I keep getting nipped at the wire.

What is that like boggle?

 

[Thorn]

Started Breaking Bad. Whoa.

Hey, wait just one gosh-durned second here. Weren't we watching Season 5 of Wires first? (I have watched the first two episodes.)

I figured I could, you know....watch BOTH at the same time. Too much?

You're officially ahead of me now in Wires. But I'm through 2 episodes of Breaking Bad (though I think my DVR missed the 2nd episode, so I technically have watched the pilot and the 3rd episode only) and I am ready to jump into this thing with both livers.

The second episode is kind of important.

Ok I'll netflick it.

When did you get that installed?

 

[mr roboto]

Anyone else up to their ####### eyeballs in Rainbow Loom bracelets? My 5 year old is obsessed. She's made me 4-5 of them and always wonders why I'm not wearing all of them, all the time.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Anyone else up to their ####### eyeballs in Rainbow Loom bracelets? My 5 year old is obsessed. She's made me 4-5 of them and always wonders why I'm not wearing all of them, all the time.

My 7 year-old is making them for every girl in her class. If I could get my wife as into them as my daughter is, I'd be ecstatic.

Right before kickoff Sunday I might just suggest she make them for every girl in school. Or the greather Phoenix area.

 

[mr roboto]

Anyone else up to their ####### eyeballs in Rainbow Loom bracelets? My 5 year old is obsessed. She's made me 4-5 of them and always wonders why I'm not wearing all of them, all the time.

My 7 year-old is making them for every girl in her class. If I could get my wife as into them as my daughter is, I'd be ecstatic.

Right before kickoff Sunday I might just suggest she make them for every girl in school. Or the greather Phoenix area.

Good point, but the 3 year old seems to knock over the bucket of rubber bands every other day, then all hell breaks loose.

 

[krista4]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

 

[krista4]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

OK, fine, we'll take the rest, too.

 

[kevzilla]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

OK, fine, we'll take the rest, too.

Krista is going to be the coolest crazy old cat lady ever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You guys are missing out on some pretty heated Scramble with Friends games. I keep getting nipped at the wire.

What is that like boggle?

Yes

 

[Guster]

My wife is already done Christmas shopping....except for the names we'll draw at Thanksgiving. I'm kinda happy about that but I'm also somewhat disturbed.

At any rate, is there interest in another GMTAN Secret Santa? Seems like a good excuse to get people to send bags of crap and maybe pay off debts. If so I'll set that up after Thanksgiving (the real one, Frosty).

I'm in for sure

 

[-fish-]

My wife is already done Christmas shopping....except for the names we'll draw at Thanksgiving. I'm kinda happy about that but I'm also somewhat disturbed.

At any rate, is there interest in another GMTAN Secret Santa? Seems like a good excuse to get people to send bags of crap and maybe pay off debts. If so I'll set that up after Thanksgiving (the real one, Frosty).

I'm in for sure

yeah, but can we make sure that krista doesn't send someone a damn cat?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

The one at the top of the Jesus tree is "Minuette"? Top left is "Kestrel" which is a freaking bird. And pretty sure that's "Honey Pie"...unless you were interested in adopting a v agina then whatever.

 

[krista4]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

The one at the top of the Jesus tree is "Minuette"? Top left is "Kestrel" which is a freaking bird. And pretty sure that's "Honey Pie"...unless you were interested in adopting a v agina then whatever.

I meant Kestrel and Honey Pie.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

The one at the top of the Jesus tree is "Minuette"? Top left is "Kestrel" which is a freaking bird. And pretty sure that's "Honey Pie"...unless you were interested in adopting a v agina then whatever.

I meant Kestrel and Honey Pie.

Wally and Ming look like a couple of bad-asses.

 

[krista4]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

The one at the top of the Jesus tree is "Minuette"? Top left is "Kestrel" which is a freaking bird. And pretty sure that's "Honey Pie"...unless you were interested in adopting a v agina then whatever.

I meant Kestrel and Honey Pie.

Wally and Ming look like a couple of bad-asses.

Wally looks just like our Tinktinktinktinktink, who is a badass.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

The one at the top of the Jesus tree is "Minuette"? Top left is "Kestrel" which is a freaking bird. And pretty sure that's "Honey Pie"...unless you were interested in adopting a v agina then whatever.

I meant Kestrel and Honey Pie.

Wally and Ming look like a couple of bad-asses.

Wally looks just like our Tinktinktinktinktink, who is a badass.

With a name like that he better be.

 

[krista4]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

The one at the top of the Jesus tree is "Minuette"? Top left is "Kestrel" which is a freaking bird. And pretty sure that's "Honey Pie"...unless you were interested in adopting a v agina then whatever.

I meant Kestrel and Honey Pie.

Wally and Ming look like a couple of bad-asses.

Wally looks just like our Tinktinktinktinktink, who is a badass.

With a name like that he better be.

She's a she, and she sends word that she's going to kick your ####### ###.

 

[-fish-]

Peyton Manning has scored 426 points for us, the other 6 position players in our lineup have scored 502 on the year.

Combined Manning and Romo have scored 738, or 47% of our team total.

Devin Hester is the 4th highest scoring player on our team.

When do we get to use our #1 waiver wire priority?

you have too much free time.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

OK, fine, we'll take the rest, too.

Krista is going to be the coolest crazy old cat lady ever.

lol at going to be

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How am I going to afford a boat?

Got Krista's Xmas card in the mail today.

We'll take Toby, Lucy, Damian, Honey Pit, the gray one top left whose name I can't read, and the one with one ear on the bottom left.

The one at the top of the Jesus tree is "Minuette"? Top left is "Kestrel" which is a freaking bird. And pretty sure that's "Honey Pie"...unless you were interested in adopting a v agina then whatever.

I meant Kestrel and Honey Pie.

Wally and Ming look like a couple of bad-asses.

Wally looks just like our Tinktinktinktinktink, who is a badass.

With a name like that he better be.

She's a she, and she sends word that she's going to kick your ####### ###.

I sweat no cat.

 

[Osaurus]

Apparently Billy Joel is still alive.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Apparently Billy Joel is still alive.

Only the good die young.

 

[-fish-]

Don Rickles is still alive. I was pretty sure he was dead.

 

[T Bell]

Apparently Billy Joel is still alive.

Only the good die young.

Love the Rocket Man.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Obligatory Abe Vigoda shout out.

 

[belljr]

I know I know I know

Welker for Dobson and a 2nd OR

Welker and 4th for a 1st

Dyno ppr



I'm sorry

suck it spoofy

 

[-fish-]

tedious.

 

[cosjobs]

Woman at the dentist's office is arguing about her bill when I walk in. She's pretty into it, and she's getting louder by the second. I'm pretty good at drowning out even the voices I should be listening to, so I managed to miss most of her crazy ranting, but I perked up when I heard her demand that the dentist come out to talk to her about it.

The woman behind the desk keeps saying, "He's unavailable right now," and assuring her that the dentist wouldn't be able to help her anyway. It's a billing and insurance manner, and the dentist really isn't involved in these things and whatnot. Finally she says, "Mrs Shutthe####up, he just got back from lunch a few minutes ago, and he really can not come out to speak with you at the moment."

This is the point at which I wanted to scream, "Lady, he's getting reay to jam a needle into my mouth, so if you'd give him a few minutes to poop in peace, I'd greatly appreciate it."

I hate people.

I'm kind of on cranky lady's side in this one. If your name's on the door and I make the check out to you, the buck stops with you

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

I know I know I know

Welker for Dobson and a 2nd OR

Welker and 4th for a 1st

Dyno ppr



I'm sorry

suck it spoofy

Wrong internet

 

[Abraham]

Agree with cos. Service doesn't stop when I've paid.

 

[bentley]

Last tailgate of the year tomorrow. Expecting a bit of a smaller crowd because of folks going to the race. Austin jimtanners still welcome.

There's a lot of animals in that picture up there.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Yeah, I laughed. And I don't feel bad about it.

Why on earth would someone in a wheelchair try getting on an escalator?