GM's thread about nothing (32 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

 

[krista4]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

I bet you taste delicious.

 

[T Bell]

Have you ever been diagnosed with OCD?

Inability to check out at all is one of my problems. We are definitely very different. :(

 

[T Bell]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

This is how I support gay rights - by choking on Chik-fil-A chicken ironically.

 

[T Bell]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

How did you ship a live duck through the mail? Or is it dead?

Was there a mattress over the box?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I TOO received a BOX O' NOT CRAP

1 Madonna "Music" CD

1 Bob Marley "Legend" CD

1 Washington Redskins Wristband (cue faux outrage)

1 Boston Red Sox Greatest Moments in Boston Redsox DVD (with Easter Eggs)

Thanks Guster!

Guster. Please PM me your address. You are deserving of a return BOC.

 

[T Bell]

How did you ship a live duck through the mail? Or is it dead?

It sort of depends upon whether cosjobs transported it, no?

 

[Disco Stu]

Oh and to mix things up a bit... I'm actually looking forward to Thanksgiving. My family is awesome.

:honeymoonphase:

I'm in a honeymoon phase with MY family? Not talking about the in-laws, who are kinda meh. That's Christmas. Not looking forward to that one nearly as much. 20+ people at our house. Already sketching out my escape plan.

 

[krista4]

Have you ever been diagnosed with OCD?

Inability to check out at all is one of my problems. We are definitely very different. :(

No.

I just read these symptoms and only have the bold: Symptoms of the disorder include excessive washing or cleaning; repeated checking; extreme hoarding; preoccupation with sexual, violent or religious thoughts; relationship-related obsessions; aversion to particular numbers; and nervous rituals, such as opening and closing a door a certain number of times before entering or leaving a room.

Everyone knows that 4s, 6s, and 9s are #######s, though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

This is how I support gay rights - by choking on Chik-fil-A chicken ironically.

Their chicken is delicious. I don't care if it's fried in the oil of orphan kids.

I'm also drinking water like I'm Gail the Snail.

 

[krista4]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

Not many--that's why I added the :( . Think Mr. krista probably smells like it, too, though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh and to mix things up a bit... I'm actually looking forward to Thanksgiving. My family is awesome.

:honeymoonphase:

I'm in a honeymoon phase with MY family? Not talking about the in-laws, who are kinda meh. That's Christmas. Not looking forward to that one nearly as much. 20+ people at our house. Already sketching out my escape plan.

"I'm going to the strip club with Uni"

 

[Disco Stu]

- Two Porn DVD's, that unbelievably were originally mine in the early aughts, but were shipped to Disco Stu to help deal with his humbling divorce and troubles with ladies. How?

I porned it forward.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I love you."

 

[Bogart]

- Two Porn DVD's, that unbelievably were originally mine in the early aughts, but were shipped to Disco Stu to help deal with his humbling divorce and troubles with ladies. How?

I porned it forward.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

This is how I support gay rights - by choking on Chik-fil-A chicken ironically.

Their chicken is delicious. I don't care if it's fried in the oil of orphan kids.

I'm also drinking water like I'm Gail the Snail.

What kind of person makes you salt them?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"BTW, I ####ed 'zooks last night."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I love you."

"I already graduated from high school"

 

[YSR]

Well, unfortunately Thanksgiving with my in-laws appears to be back on. And, because my MIL wants nothing more than for everyone to get along on Thanksgiving, she's asked Romo to "clear the air" with his sister.

Yes, it's on him to make things right with his sister who steals from the family to buy drugs, leaves needles and burnt spoons around where her 3 year old son could find them, and drives around town high with her son in the car.

Poor guy. He's really close with his family but in all of this his mother has clearly chosen his sister over him (I realize that this is pretty common with parents of addicts) and is actually blaming him for her downfall at times. Me? I'm just annoyed by it all and trying to keep my daughter as far away as I can, but I can tell it really bothers him. :(

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

Oddly, I was thinking just the opposite.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I do"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Well, unfortunately Thanksgiving with my in-laws appears to be back on. And, because my MIL wants nothing more than for everyone to get along on Thanksgiving, she's asked Romo to "clear the air" with his sister.

Yes, it's on him to make things right with his sister who steals from the family to buy drugs, leaves needles and burnt spoons around where her 3 year old son could find them, and drives around town high with her son in the car.

Poor guy. He's really close with his family but in all of this his mother has clearly chosen his sister over him (I realize that this is pretty common with parents of addicts) and is actually blaming him for her downfall at times. Me? I'm just annoyed by it all and trying to keep my daughter as far away as I can, but I can tell it really bothers him. :(

Joke reply: Maybe GM should call and taunt him first.

Real reply: I really feel for you and Romo. :( Love you guys.

P & S

I haven't seen a baby pic in awhile....

 

[RedmondLonghorn]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I do"

This is the winner.

Sadly, I didn't know there was a positive vote quota.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I do"

"Let me go poop first"

 

[Captain Quinoa]

why do Xmas music stations play "Do They Know It's Christmas?" Not really a holiday cheer song. That would be like a collection of patriotic songs that includes Born In The USA.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I do"

"Let me go poop first"

Beats, "Do you have a washcloth I could use to wash off my ****?"

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I do"

"Let me go poop first"

 

[T Bell]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I love you."

"Can you drive me to school this morning, Mr. Homer."

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I love you."

"Can you drive me to school this morning, Mr. Homer."

That's hot.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I do"

"Let me go poop first"

Beats, "Do you have a washcloth I could use to wash off my dick?"

Well yeah a #### is a total turn off. Especially if it needs washed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's like Seattle here. WTF?

It's been raining here for the last 2 days. Totally unsane.

 

[strykerpks]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I do"

"Let me go poop first"

"Wait, let's not be too hasty here"

/dentist

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

It's so strange that so many people here can't have Thanksgiving, you know, on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, well ole Honest Abe didn't exactly check everyone's calendars before setting the big occasion mid-week!

He was busy chopping down that cherry tree.

Can you blame the guy? Wood was needed for the cross so Jesus could die and make the day possible.

I thought it was for Tanner's woodshop project.

The beauty of nature

 

[Annyong]

It's so strange that so many people here can't have Thanksgiving, you know, on Thanksgiving.

Yeah, well ole Honest Abe didn't exactly check everyone's calendars before setting the big occasion mid-week!

He was busy chopping down that cherry tree.

Can you blame the guy? Wood was needed for the cross so Jesus could die and make the day possible.

I thought it was for Tanner's woodshop project.

The beauty of nature

http://i.imgur.com/wjANVCD.jpg

 

[Thorn]

Loudly calling tre "honey" in the grocery store is good shtick.

 

[Gadzooks]

BOX 'O' CRAP RECEIVED!!!!

Checklist:

- one black dress shoe

- Sun Block SPF 110 - "THE HIGHEST KNOWN SPF TO ALBINO KIND"

- several straws

- a wonderful, heartfelt card with the inscribed message "I Love You - Zooks"

- $25 in cash, broken down by a $10, a $5 and several $2s

- 1999 Edition of Penthouse!

- Two Porn DVD's, that unbelievably were originally mine in the early aughts, but were shipped to Disco Stu to help deal with his humbling divorce and troubles with ladies. How? Sidenote: That Jenna Jameson DVD was purchased on 9/11 after we shut down the office because markets were closed. I was tired of the tragedy porn so I went to the porn store and got porn porn.

- a 2011 desk calendar

- Gladiator VHS

- Beach Seat Cardio VHS

- Saw II DVD

- Midnight in Paris DVD

- Rum Diary DVD

- Flashlight

- Duck

- Q-tips

and if I left anything out, sue me.

Please tell me there was a tube of ointment in there. I also shipped out my niece's birthday present at the same time and it might be awkward if I mixed that up and she asks her parents why Uncle Zooks sent her a tube ****-wart ointment.

Oh, and I thought the one dress shoe was a nice touch.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Traffic

Ally-oop

Cutest rape ever (SFW: otter sex)

 

[Abraham]

Loudly calling tre "honey" in the grocery store is good shtick.

I imagine, considering you two don't exactly look like each other's "type".

 

[T Bell]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"I love you."

"Can you drive me to school this morning, Mr. Homer."

That's hot.

I picked you for more of a love 'em and leave 'em (at the bus stop) kind of guy.

 

[Gadzooks]

Man, I ate too much Chik-fil-a this morning.

We might have overdone it last night by having 13 dishes between us, plus dessert. I still smell like Jamaican goat curry today (I think the spices were Jamaican, not the goat). :(

Are there any words a woman could utter that a more of a turn-off than this?

"BTW, I ####ed 'zooks last night."

Luckily there aren't many women that can make that statement.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Loudly calling tre "honey" in the grocery store is good shtick.

 

[Disco Stu]

FIDLAR seems pretty good.

Yep.

 

[Annyong]

Loudly calling tre "honey" in the grocery store is good shtick.

I go with a casual "Hey Jon, those warts clear up?"

 

[Annyong]

Oh I need some Magic Football advice please.

Josh McCown @ StL

or

Case Keenum vs Jax

 

[YSR]

I recently started doing Mechanical Turk tasks as a way to combat boredom and make some extra Amazon spending money. The pay is terrible, but since I'm sitting at a computer all day anyway, it hasn't really bugged me. But it makes me wonder if there are other types of work out there that I could be looking into. Are there companies who need someone to just sit around and input data or something? How would I go about finding them?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I recently started doing Mechanical Turk tasks as a way to combat boredom and make some extra Amazon spending money. The pay is terrible, but since I'm sitting at a computer all day anyway, it hasn't really bugged me. But it makes me wonder if there are other types of work out there that I could be looking into. Are there companies who need someone to just sit around and input data or something? How would I go about finding them?

I did that for a while. Ended up making like $100 over a couple of months. Tedious.

 

[General Malaise]

BOX 'O' CRAP RECEIVED!!!!

Checklist:

- one black dress shoe

- Sun Block SPF 110 - "THE HIGHEST KNOWN SPF TO ALBINO KIND"

- several straws

- a wonderful, heartfelt card with the inscribed message "I Love You - Zooks"

- $25 in cash, broken down by a $10, a $5 and several $2s

- 1999 Edition of Penthouse!

- Two Porn DVD's, that unbelievably were originally mine in the early aughts, but were shipped to Disco Stu to help deal with his humbling divorce and troubles with ladies. How? Sidenote: That Jenna Jameson DVD was purchased on 9/11 after we shut down the office because markets were closed. I was tired of the tragedy porn so I went to the porn store and got porn porn.

- a 2011 desk calendar

- Gladiator VHS

- Beach Seat Cardio VHS

- Saw II DVD

- Midnight in Paris DVD

- Rum Diary DVD

- Flashlight

- Duck

- Q-tips

and if I left anything out, sue me.

Please tell me there was a tube of ointment in there. I also shipped out my niece's birthday present at the same time and it might be awkward if I mixed that up and she asks her parents why Uncle Zooks sent her a tube ****-wart ointment.

Oh, and I thought the one dress shoe was a nice touch.

Tell me more about this 1999 Penthouse.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BOX 'O' CRAP RECEIVED!!!!

Checklist:

- one black dress shoe

- Sun Block SPF 110 - "THE HIGHEST KNOWN SPF TO ALBINO KIND"

- several straws

- a wonderful, heartfelt card with the inscribed message "I Love You - Zooks"

- $25 in cash, broken down by a $10, a $5 and several $2s

- 1999 Edition of Penthouse!

- Two Porn DVD's, that unbelievably were originally mine in the early aughts, but were shipped to Disco Stu to help deal with his humbling divorce and troubles with ladies. How? Sidenote: That Jenna Jameson DVD was purchased on 9/11 after we shut down the office because markets were closed. I was tired of the tragedy porn so I went to the porn store and got porn porn.

- a 2011 desk calendar

- Gladiator VHS

- Beach Seat Cardio VHS

- Saw II DVD

- Midnight in Paris DVD

- Rum Diary DVD

- Flashlight

- Duck

- Q-tips

and if I left anything out, sue me.

Please tell me there was a tube of ointment in there. I also shipped out my niece's birthday present at the same time and it might be awkward if I mixed that up and she asks her parents why Uncle Zooks sent her a tube ****-wart ointment.

Oh, and I thought the one dress shoe was a nice touch.

Tell me more about this 1999 Penthouse.

The thing is 14 years old. You don't think it's been "used"?