GM's thread about nothing (46 Viewers)

[Tecumseh]

So good

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Awesome.

 

[cosjobs]

Zooks, did you ever send checks for your HR pool?

I was trying to hold off to avoid paying you since you might die soon since you've been having chest pains and stuff and 3 out of every 4 people you know seem to die......but apparently NOTHING CAN KILL YOU!!!!!

But funny you mention the checks, I did successfully create a PayPal account after giving up on PayPal a couple years ago when I kept screwing up the signup process with different email addresses. Not sure why, but for some reason it was like PayPal was NetFlix and I was slightly tanned GM. Anyhoos..... you, Frosty, Gusty and COS pm me your emails and I will utilize the magical PayPal. (thats how it works, right? I put in your email and money magically goes to your bank account?)

eff all this technology. I want mine hand delivered in cash. Royal Sonesta hotel bar, 9pm Dec. 26

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've got a meeting with a mom in about 5 minutes. She sent me an email yesterday asking if we could meet to discuss "an issue" with her son.

It might have something to do with me almost calling the kid "stupid" on Friday.*

* I really didn't call him stupid but told him "I need you to let me know if you're just being sarcastic or playing dumb. I guess the third choice is that you're actually stupid but I know you really aren't."

How is that meeting worthy? My parents would have told me to stop being dumb.

The meeting went well. The actually did go home and tell his mom "Mr. Malloy called me stupid"

I gave the mom my side of the story and she was cool with it. She said "I figured it was something like that." We talked for a while about how her kid isn't a bad kid but has trouble following the rules quite often. The biggest problem is that when I call him out on his behavior he has an excuse or argues or doesn't think he did anything wrong.

She also had some great cleavage.

 

[T Bell]

I've got a meeting with a mom in about 5 minutes. She sent me an email yesterday asking if we could meet to discuss "an issue" with her son.

It might have something to do with me almost calling the kid "stupid" on Friday.*

* I really didn't call him stupid but told him "I need you to let me know if you're just being sarcastic or playing dumb. I guess the third choice is that you're actually stupid but I know you really aren't."

How is that meeting worthy? My parents would have told me to stop being dumb.

The meeting went well. The actually did go home and tell his mom "Mr. Malloy called me stupid"

I gave the mom my side of the story and she was cool with it. She said "I figured it was something like that." We talked for a while about how her kid isn't a bad kid but has trouble following the rules quite often. The biggest problem is that when I call him out on his behavior he has an excuse or argues or doesn't think he did anything wrong.

She also had some great cleavage.

"Johnny's a great kid, Susan, and I don't want him to slip through the cracks. How about we make this a weekly thing? Over drinks."

 

[Frostillicus]

She also had some great cleavage.

I thought you taught history, not geology.

 

[T Bell]

She also had some great cleavage.

I thought you taught history, not geology.

"Saaaaaaay, that's quite a mercator projection you've got there, Mrs. Ballstein!"

 

[Annyong]

I've got a meeting with a mom in about 5 minutes. She sent me an email yesterday asking if we could meet to discuss "an issue" with her son.

It might have something to do with me almost calling the kid "stupid" on Friday.*

* I really didn't call him stupid but told him "I need you to let me know if you're just being sarcastic or playing dumb. I guess the third choice is that you're actually stupid but I know you really aren't."

How is that meeting worthy? My parents would have told me to stop being dumb.

The meeting went well. The actually did go home and tell his mom "Mr. Malloy called me stupid"

I gave the mom my side of the story and she was cool with it. She said "I figured it was something like that." We talked for a while about how her kid isn't a bad kid but has trouble following the rules quite often. The biggest problem is that when I call him out on his behavior he has an excuse or argues or doesn't think he did anything wrong.

She also had some great cleavage.

YAY!

 

[Annyong]

So this Chromecast thing is awesome. I'm streaming old GI JOE cartoons from Netflix to the tv for the boys and I'm dicking around here with you guys

 

[Hawks64]

So this Chromecast thing is awesome. I'm streaming old GI JOE cartoons from Netflix to the tv for the boys and I'm dicking around here with you guys

Just don't accidentally cast the wrong tab, that could be bad.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What happens when you order a pizza from the place where your brother works.

If those commercials were more honest...

 

[Frostillicus]

What happens when you order a pizza from the place where your brother works.

If those commercials were more honest...

I don't want to get into a whole debate here like that other thread, but I don't think that's a pizza.

 

[Annyong]

Tons of hot chicks in the old GI JOE cartoons.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

What happens when you order a pizza from the place where your brother works.

If those commercials were more honest...

I don't want to get into a whole debate here like that other thread, but I don't think that's a pizza.

Yes it is.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Abe also buys gas $1 at a time, so math may not be his strongest subject.

Went wild and splurged for 22 gallons this morning. Felt great. $2.91!

$2.81 here.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Abe also buys gas $1 at a time, so math may not be his strongest subject.

Went wild and splurged for 22 gallons this morning. Felt great. $2.91!

$2.81 here.

Barely gets below $4 here.

 

[charvik]

I'm concerned my ss gift may be late. So far, I have a box.

I just got started myself Might get it out tomorrow.

 

[Annyong]

I fill up a few Big Gulps with 87 octane and pay for them inside.

 

[Frostillicus]

After Krista's order my wife has now made over $400 dollars this year. Gross, not profit after materials purchased. That represents over a 100% increase vs. last year!

 

[krista4]

After Krista's order my wife has now made over $400 dollars this year. Gross, not profit after materials purchased. That represents over a 100% increase vs. last year!

Congrats! I was cool with how I paid 67% more than listed prices!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not sure if to avoid or exploit

 

[Frostillicus]

After Krista's order my wife has now made over $400 dollars this year. Gross, not profit after materials purchased. That represents over a 100% increase vs. last year!

Congrats! I was cool with how I paid 67% more than listed prices!

Seriously?

 

[shuke]

Have these people getting carried away with elves on shelves been addressed yet? Do they not realize the #### they do has consequences for the rest of us?

"Little Johnny's elf made elf doughnuts for him and his sister because they were so good. And Chartreuse's elf undecorated her tree last night. Julia's elf brought her a note. How come my elf hasn't done any of that?"

"Based on the recycle bin, it seems like your elf got into a bottle of Pritchard Hill last night. She was probably sleeping it off. "

I hate you people. :finger:

Is this the little bendable elf that my stupid sister-in-law keeps putting up pictures of on her Facebook? What the #### is that all about?

Some chicks are trying too make a bunch of money off of Christmas by getting kids to get their parents to buy them stuffed elves. Parents have to be parents and take it to the next level. At this point, for way too many of them, it's more about the parents than the kids.I'm easily annoyed, so this bothers me.

Well, that and my daughter being a social butterfly who feels like she's missing out on something because, "She's THE ONLY ONE in her class without an elf. "

Yeah, I'm sure the Weinsteins have an elf.

Oh, OK. Sounds awful. My SIL has some elf-thing that she keeps putting in different made-up situations and posting a picture of it on Facebook every day. Like, in the wine bottles deciding between red and white. It's horrible. She's pretty horrible, too, yet somehow a bit better than my brother.

Yeah, that's the one.

So it's a thing? Not just her being particularly dumb?

I weep.

It's fun for the kids, but social media has made it some competition among suburban housewives that is embarrassing.

 

[shuke]

Just saw this on the news.

Does anyone else see anything weird going on here?

 

[shuke]

And so, tomorrow night brings an end to "MAN WEEK". We cemented our last day absent wives/sisters/daughters/rules/dishes/reason/vegetables by going straight from school to Buffalo Wild Wings to eat happy hour fried pickles and other healthy choices. We had popcorn for dinner with what was left of an ice cream cake for dessert. It'll be good to see the women, but we've had fun since they left. Whole lot could be written here that won't, but suffice it to say, I got good kids. Good friends. Good family. You folks. Best friend lost his SIL today. I knew her. Sent her flowers over 10 years ago when she was diagnosed with cancer the first time around FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK you cancer. Take me, jerkass. Leave these good people alone. Come fight me. I'm gonna swing at you a few times hard.

Seems I've overindulged. Again. Another win for MILOS?

I miss Shining Path. I still cry when I think about Big Bottom losing his son. I'm glad Bill is still alive and kicking. I really like him. I wish I was nicer to Cosjobs than I've been to him in the past. I'd like to do Mellyhole III and Cosjobs I over again. I thank you all for keeping this thread alive. I don't have much money or power or anything to call a legacy. But we have this. Cool. Should we show our kids?

Love you.

 

[shuke]

Dylan did ask me this morning why he had tags on him.

Didn't take the tags off

 

[Frostillicus]

I just want you to know that we don't have that elfie thing, although that seems like the kind of thing my wife would be into.

 

[shuke]

Jesus

yeah, that seemed creepy.

We're all thinking it

 

[shuke]

Just had a brioche mushroom back burger from Wendy's since I'm an OCD sucker

wtf does this even mean?

 

[Frostillicus]

Just had a brioche mushroom back burger from Wendy's since I'm an OCD sucker

wtf does this even mean?

It means gross.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Jesus

yeah, that seemed creepy.

We're all thinking it

we are?

 

[shuke]

for Shuke

Exactly

 

[shuke]

Jesus

yeah, that seemed creepy.

We're all thinking it

we are?

What are we talking about again?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Just saw this on the news.

Does anyone else see anything weird going on here?

Standard no cash for cigar fueled rage.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Just saw this on the news.

Does anyone else see anything weird going on here?

Standard no cash for cigar fueled rage.

Trayvon didn't get skittles?

 

[Limp Ditka]

His and Hers matching hoodies?

 

[shuke]

Just saw this on the news.

Does anyone else see anything weird going on here?

Standard no cash for cigar fueled rage.

Keep looking.

 

[shuke]

His and Hers matching hoodies?

Exactly. wtf?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

His and Hers matching hoodies?

Exactly. wtf?

She wasn't even the clerk. She was robbing the place before the other guy even got there.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Just saw this on the news.

Does anyone else see anything weird going on here?

Matching sweatshirts???

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Jesus

yeah, that seemed creepy.

We're all thinking it

we are?

Lot of creeps here

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

One of my favorite bars had a burger special last night for what they called an "American Lucy" which was supposed to be white American cheese inside the burger patty(ies). I've seen these on food network when they're in Minnesota and they looked gooey cheesy amazing ness. I got mine to go, and when I got home and took that bite, it was as if all the cheese had evaporated. The beef was good and it was on a house made pretzel bun, so it was tasty, but man was I disappointed.

 

[Abraham]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

You even fill her stocking an item a day?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

You even fill her stocking an item a day?

Nailed it.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"It isn't a Microsoft phone, I can tell you that."

 

[Bob Sacamano]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

You even fill her stocking an item a day?

Nailed it.

Great news!

 

[krista4]

After Krista's order my wife has now made over $400 dollars this year. Gross, not profit after materials purchased. That represents over a 100% increase vs. last year!

Congrats! I was cool with how I paid 67% more than listed prices!

Seriously?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

After Krista's order my wife has now made over $400 dollars this year. Gross, not profit after materials purchased. That represents over a 100% increase vs. last year!

Congrats! I was cool with how I paid 67% more than listed prices!

Seriously?

They are essential oils.

 

[T Bell]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

You even fill her stocking an item a day?

Nailed it.

And that's why we converted and started celebrating Hannakkuh!

 

[trogg78]

You've continuously add to a quilt you've made out of your used sanitary napkins.

Did you see the video of the woman who knits yarn from her V. It gets interesting when she's on her period.

No, I did not see that video.

You're welcome

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