GM's thread about nothing (14 Viewers)

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

 

[T Bell]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

Eerie. He even looks like him when he's passed out drunk.

 

[Tiger Fan]

My 3 year old noticed some items in her stocking yesterday and immediately asked how they got there. Grasping for an answer I told her the elf might have brought them or contact Santa and maybe he sent them. Which started the conversation again about where the elf keeps his phone to call Santa and what kind of phone is it and does he play angry birds on the phone...

You even fill her stocking an item a day?

No. Wife handles it all and adds items as she buys them. It's hanging up on the mantle so I didn't expect she'd notice.

"Mommy and Daddy buy you presents also, not just Santa"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

There was a kid that lived in the neighborhood when my older brothers and sister were little. His name was Pat. He always wanted to play "mom" when the girls played "house". He was obsessed with his mother's clothes and make-up. As a teen he worked as a tranny prostitute in order to fund his sex-change operation (which he had when he was about 20). I think he has the hivvy now.

Your kid is probably OK though, Frosty.

I had a friend in 6th grade that thought it was totally normal for boys to shower together. Spent the night at his house once. did not shower. Did not go back.

Turned out gay, obviously.

But we still accept you, GB.

They probably hadn't yet invented "gay" when you were in 6th grade.

I'm pretty sure Tanner's depicted in some of those scenes on the Greek urns.

Really?

 

[mr roboto]

I have a cousin named Cannon. Nickname was boom boom.

 

[T Bell]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

There was a kid that lived in the neighborhood when my older brothers and sister were little. His name was Pat. He always wanted to play "mom" when the girls played "house". He was obsessed with his mother's clothes and make-up. As a teen he worked as a tranny prostitute in order to fund his sex-change operation (which he had when he was about 20). I think he has the hivvy now.

Your kid is probably OK though, Frosty.

I had a friend in 6th grade that thought it was totally normal for boys to shower together. Spent the night at his house once. did not shower. Did not go back.

Turned out gay, obviously.

But we still accept you, GB.

They probably hadn't yet invented "gay" when you were in 6th grade.

I'm pretty sure Tanner's depicted in some of those scenes on the Greek urns.

Really?

Oliveoildale

 

[General Malaise]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

There was a kid that lived in the neighborhood when my older brothers and sister were little. His name was Pat. He always wanted to play "mom" when the girls played "house". He was obsessed with his mother's clothes and make-up. As a teen he worked as a tranny prostitute in order to fund his sex-change operation (which he had when he was about 20). I think he has the hivvy now.

Your kid is probably OK though, Frosty.

I had a friend in 6th grade that thought it was totally normal for boys to shower together. Spent the night at his house once. did not shower. Did not go back.

Turned out gay, obviously.

But we still accept you, GB.

They probably hadn't yet invented "gay" when you were in 6th grade.

I'm pretty sure Tanner's depicted in some of those scenes on the Greek urns.

Really?

Oliveoildale

Is that......is that a glory hole???

 

[General Malaise]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

I don't know who that is. Handsome fella, that's for sure.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

I don't know who that is. Handsome fella, that's for sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash_Mihok

he's a pretty prolific character actor.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Another win for Mihoks!

 

[Joe T]

I just got an email from a man who replied to a question I asked with "Golly, sure!"

I'm not sure what to do with that.

Reply back with "Okie dokie, Gomer."

http://gafflife.com/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.SiteFiles/beagaffgirl1.jpg

 

[Bogart]

Now having two nephews with the middle name of Danger doesn't seem as strange. I still think one of them slaps my brother at some point in their high school years for it.

 

[Frostillicus]

Bob and fish your boxes are in the mail. YSR I still haven't received that book but I will forward on as soon as I do so hopefully you have it in time for Christmas.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I just got an email from a man who replied to a question I asked with "Golly, sure!"

I'm not sure what to do with that.

Reply back with "Okie dokie, Gomer."

http://gafflife.com/cfs-file.ashx/__key/CommunityServer.Components.SiteFiles/beagaffgirl1.jpg

wat

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Now having two nephews with the middle name of Danger doesn't seem as strange. I still think one of them slaps my brother at some point in their high school years for it.

Wait, what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikbT372DaMU

 

[Abraham]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

My brother played dress-up, my little pony, and barbies with my sister. He also only liked pretty girls (if you were an ugly teacher or something, he hated you), and then later in life obsessed about the spice girls, Brittany spears, and his favorite x-man was Storm. Also, musicals instead of sports. 100% gay now, and we all just knew forever.

There was a kid that lived in the neighborhood when my older brothers and sister were little. His name was Pat. He always wanted to play "mom" when the girls played "house". He was obsessed with his mother's clothes and make-up. As a teen he worked as a tranny prostitute in order to fund his sex-change operation (which he had when he was about 20). I think he has the hivvy now.

Your kid is probably OK though, Frosty.

I had a friend in 6th grade that thought it was totally normal for boys to shower together. Spent the night at his house once. did not shower. Did not go back.

Turned out gay, obviously.

But we still accept you, GB.

They probably hadn't yet invented "gay" when you were in 6th grade.

I'm pretty sure Tanner's depicted in some of those scenes on the Greek urns.

Really?

Oliveoildale

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

I don't know who that is. Handsome fella, that's for sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash_Mihok

he's a pretty prolific character actor.

He was great at Trey Falcon in "Firehouse Dog".

 

[Binky The Doormat]

Speaking of blades though, I got my old man a modern day gladius for Christmas. ####### thing is sharp.

Plus, this review of this dude using it is hilarious.

"I'm happy with that cut"

Its a cardboard mother ####in killin' machine!!

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

I don't know who that is. Handsome fella, that's for sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash_Mihok

he's a pretty prolific character actor.

He was great at Trey Falcon in "Firehouse Dog".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Dog

never even heard of that one. how does it compare with Air Bud: Spikes Back?

 

[Binky The Doormat]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

I don't know who that is. Handsome fella, that's for sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash_Mihok

he's a pretty prolific character actor.

He was great at Trey Falcon in "Firehouse Dog".

Also the inspiration for Dash Riprock.

 

[T Bell]

Let's go no verbs or inanimate objects for names right now.

 

[Frostillicus]

There's a girl in my daughters class named Abbygayle. That might be the worst ever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

GM, anyone ever tell you that you look a little like Dash Mihok?

I don't know who that is. Handsome fella, that's for sure.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dash_Mihok

he's a pretty prolific character actor.

He was great at Trey Falcon in "Firehouse Dog".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehouse_Dog

never even heard of that one. how does it compare with Air Bud: Spikes Back?

Apples and oranges. One is about a dog that has a real job.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

There's a girl in my daughters class named Abbygayle. That might be the worst ever.

I'm partial to the girl I had a couple of years ago named Kenadee.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There's a girl in my daughters class named Abbygayle. That might be the worst ever.

Wait, isn't that your daughter?

 

[T Bell]

There's a girl in my daughters class named Abbygayle. That might be the worst ever.

I'm partial to the girl I had a couple of years ago named Kenadee.

I hope you asked her if she could spell it phonetically.

 

[Frostillicus]

There's a girl in my daughters class named Abbygayle. That might be the worst ever.

Wait, isn't that your daughter?

No, we spelled it like americans.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think the guy whose bottle of champagne Heather Graham steals in License to Drive is the guy who yells "Get him a body bag" in Karate Kid.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

There's a girl in my daughters class named Abbygayle. That might be the worst ever.

Wait, isn't that your daughter?

No, we spelled it like americans.

Abigail?

 

[Fuller]

Speaking of blades though, I got my old man a modern day gladius for Christmas. ####### thing is sharp.

Plus, this review of this dude using it is hilarious.

"I'm happy with that cut"

That dude's legs make mine look like Tom Platz's

 

[Bogart]

I think the guy whose bottle of champagne Heather Graham steals in License to Drive is the guy who yells "Get him a body bag" in Karate Kid.

No, but he did wonder what a Cessna would look like splattered all over the rocks in Iron Eagle.

 

[Abraham]

http://youtu.be/Nrq31J6RbgU

 

[Frostillicus]

I think the guy whose bottle of champagne Heather Graham steals in License to Drive is the guy who yells "Get him a body bag" in Karate Kid.

No, but he did wonder what a Cessna would look like splattered all over the rocks in Iron Eagle.

I'm pretty sure it's him.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Get him a body bag guy did jack and #### as an actor: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859462/

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Get him a body bag guy did jack and #### as an actor: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859462/

yeah, but look at us all sitting around talking about him all these years later. guy's a legend based on one line.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Interestingly, the bad guy from "RAD", Bart Taylor, is married to Nadia Comenechee, the gymnast.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Get him a body bag guy did jack and #### as an actor: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0859462/

yeah, but look at us all sitting around talking about him all these years later. guy's a legend based on one line.

Better to hit big and leave them wanting more. His awesome movie/movie ratio is way higher than De Niro's.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Nadia Comenechee, the gymnast.

she was our first pick in uber (selected by Nipsey).

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think the guy whose bottle of champagne Heather Graham steals in License to Drive is the guy who yells "Get him a body bag" in Karate Kid.

Rob Garrison was not in "License to Drive".

*FTR: I never saw License to Drive

 

[Frostillicus]

There's a girl in my daughters class named Abbygayle. That might be the worst ever.

Wait, isn't that your daughter?

No, we spelled it like americans.

Abigail?

Of course.

 

[Frostillicus]

I think the guy whose bottle of champagne Heather Graham steals in License to Drive is the guy who yells "Get him a body bag" in Karate Kid.

Rob Garrison was not in "License to Drive".

*FTR: I never saw License to Drive

He's not in it though, not really. He's just sitting at the table when she steals the champagne. I'm not sure that would get him listed on imdb.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

RAD is on YouTube in its entirety. Looks like I'm setting aside 90 minutes later tonight.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

The kid who Mathew Broderick tells "Larry, we're not electing the ####### Pope here. Just tell me who won" in Election is banging Lizzy Caplan in "Masters of Sex" these days.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I think the guy whose bottle of champagne Heather Graham steals in License to Drive is the guy who yells "Get him a body bag" in Karate Kid.

Rob Garrison was not in "License to Drive".

*FTR: I never saw License to Drive

He's not in it though, not really. He's just sitting at the table when she steals the champagne. I'm not sure that would get him listed on imdb.

 

[Bogart]

Interestingly, the bad guy from "RAD", Bart Taylor, is married to Nadia Comenechee, the gymnast.

Being in the Olympics has it's benefits.

Better gymnast turned actor? Bart Conner in RAD or Kurt Thomas in Gymkata?

 

[Frostillicus]

I went back and re-watched it and it's not him I'm pretty sure. Like 99% sure it's not.

I didn't expect to create so much controversy.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

KEEP US ####### POSTED!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I went back and re-watched it and it's not him I'm pretty sure. Like 99% sure it's not.

I didn't expect to create so much controversy.

You have it on DVD?

 

[Bogart]

I went back and re-watched it and it's not him I'm pretty sure. Like 99% sure it's not.

I didn't expect to create so much controversy.

You have it on DVD?

 

[Frostillicus]

Netflix.

Sorry GM.