GM's thread about nothing (40 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Netflix.

Sorry GM.

I thought you weren't allowed to have Netflix?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

The have the internet on computers now.

 

[Bogart]

I did buy RAD on pirated DVD, and the soundtrack came with it on CD. "Break The Ice" and "Thunder In Your Heart" are right up there with "You're The Best Around" for me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is this as funny as I think it is?

 

[Bogart]

Is this as funny as I think it is?

Yes. The dog's smile is priceless.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is this as funny as I think it is?

I laughed a little.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I never saw RAD either. And all this time I thought I had seen the majority of crappy movies released in the 80s.

 

[T Bell]

Is this as funny as I think it is?

I laughed a little.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The kid who Mathew Broderick tells "Larry, we're not electing the ####### Pope here. Just tell me who won" in Election is banging Lizzy Caplan in "Masters of Sex" these days.

Man, I hadn't put that together. That's awesome.

 

[Frostillicus]

Netflix.

Sorry GM.

I thought you weren't allowed to have Netflix?

I caved.

 

[Bogart]

I never saw RAD either. And all this time I thought I had seen the majority of crappy movies released in the 80s.

How about Thrashin'? The Dirt Bike Kid?

These along with Iron Eagle and RAD were pretty much staples that young Bogart would rent from the local video store on weekends to moms.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

 

[Abraham]

I used to do a RAD and Thrashin' double-feature every weekend in middle school.

 

[Frostillicus]

Not having He Got Game or White Men Can't Jump on here is a travesty.

 

[Bogart]

I never saw RAD either. And all this time I thought I had seen the majority of crappy movies released in the 80s.

How about Thrashin'? The Dirt Bike Kid?

These along with Iron Eagle and RAD were pretty much staples that young Bogart would rent from the local video store on weekends to moms.

I used to do a RAD and Thrashin' double-feature every weekend in middle school.

I knew I liked you Abe for more than your snazzy sweater vests.

 

[kevzilla]

GYMKATA!!!!!!1!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

Her ##### gets so wet!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Dancing Ninja with Hasselhoff is now on Amazon Prime

 

[Good Posting Judge]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

Her ##### gets so wet!

I think it was hotter that they never showed her getting drilled, it was only discussed.

If you watch Election and you don't want to #### Tracey Flick, you're a 'mo.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

Her ##### gets so wet!

I think it was hotter that they never showed her getting drilled, it was only discussed.

If you watch Election and you don't want to #### Tracey Flick, you're a 'mo.

Keb mo?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

I'm in that 2%.

Most realistic movie about teachers ever IMO.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I never saw RAD either. And all this time I thought I had seen the majority of crappy movies released in the 80s.

How about Thrashin'? The Dirt Bike Kid?

These along with Iron Eagle and RAD were pretty much staples that young Bogart would rent from the local video store on weekends to moms.

Iron Eagle: Yes

Thrashin': Yes

Dirt Bike Kid: No

Right before Iron Eagle came out Jason Gedrick was in this hunk of crap that was on HBO about 4 times a day called "The Heavenly Kid". He was terrible in it. I think I avoided seeing Iron Eagle for at least a year because he was in it.

 

[T Bell]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

I'm in that 2%.

Most realistic movie about teachers ever IMO.

Don't think I had any awareness of that movie until I read about it in this thread just now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

I'm in that 2%.

Most realistic movie about teachers ever IMO.

Don't think I had any awareness of that movie until I read about it in this thread just now.

Good god, man. You some sort of Amish caveman?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

I'm in that 2%.

Most realistic movie about teachers ever IMO.

Don't think I had any awareness of that movie until I read about it in this thread just now.

Seriously?

You're missing out. Great flick. (pun intended)

 

[-fish-]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

I'm in that 2%.

Most realistic movie about teachers ever IMO.

Don't think I had any awareness of that movie until I read about it in this thread just now.

unwatchable

 

[T Bell]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

I'm in that 2%.

Most realistic movie about teachers ever IMO.

Don't think I had any awareness of that movie until I read about it in this thread just now.

Good god, man. You some sort of Amish caveman?

Roma actually, so I have to steal my cable.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And I've seen Election more times than at least 98% of all other Americans.

I'm in that 2%.

Most realistic movie about teachers ever IMO.

Don't think I had any awareness of that movie until I read about it in this thread just now.

Seriously?

You're missing out. Great flick. (pun intended)

And every day after school Lisa and I would go to her house to #### and have a hot tub.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Um, nice sweater!

 

[T Bell]

Um, nice sweater!

I used the zoom function. On all three pics. And for all three colors.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Um, nice sweater!

I used the zoom function. On all three pics. And for all three colors.

 

[UniAlias]

Never heard of Election either. Weird. Guess I'll have to watch it this weekend.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Um, nice sweater!

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from the first or second season of "Happy Days" (ask your parents).

Richie, Ralph and Potsie get a hold of a "stag film" (ask your grandpa). It was probably just one of those Swedish "naturist" things (ask Charvik). Anyway I guess a chick with really big boobs comes on the screen and Potsie says "How'd you like to see those in a sweater!"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Um, nice sweater!

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from the first or second season of "Happy Days" (ask your parents).

Richie, Ralph and Potsie get a hold of a "stag film" (ask your grandpa). It was probably just one of those Swedish "naturist" things (ask Charvik). Anyway I guess a chick with really big boobs comes on the screen and Potsie says "How'd you like to see those in a sweater!"

Holy crap, I remember that too.

 

[Frostillicus]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

How much of his persona is just BS? Doesn't he work for a trucking or moving company that is shady or something? How is he making it rain in that business?

 

[UniAlias]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

It's like he's teeing these up on purpose...

I particularly liked "I think people see the white patches on the side of their heads and think that's their eyes"

 

[Homer J Simpson]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

It's like he's teeing these up on purpose...

I particularly liked "I think people see the white patches on the side of their heads and think that's their eyes"

That's not their eyes? OMG!!!

 

[Abraham]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

How much of his persona is just BS? Doesn't he work for a trucking or moving company that is shady or something? How is he making it rain in that business?

Don't question the Rainmaker. EVER>

 

[-fish-]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

Spot the opening for "you abandoned your ******* son" jokes has become a fun group activity.

 

[Guster]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

Have you tried asking him?

He said no.

He does like sports, video games, cars, sharks, and dinosaurs so he's probably not, it's just that he was doing his mom's hair like his sister always does.

Keep an eye on him. If he asks to have his nails painted like his sister's, then you may have a problem. boy with an interesting lifestyle.

Could make a good MLB catcher

 

[T Bell]

How do you know if your son is actually gay, or if he's just being a little brother and copying his big sister like most younger siblings do at 3 years old?

Have you tried asking him?

He said no.

He does like sports, video games, cars, sharks, and dinosaurs so he's probably not, it's just that he was doing his mom's hair like his sister always does.

Keep an eye on him. If he asks to have his nails painted like his sister's, then you may have a problem. boy with an interesting lifestyle.

Could make a good MLB catcher

FYP

 

[Guster]

Going to allow "K-man".

I use "D" or "Deck" for Declan I guess. Haven't tried "D-man". Also use Tank sometimes, but that's his name.

Tank's pretty badasssss. Not sure how you got that one approved, but god love you, that's freaking awesome.

When I reffed Peewee football, there was a kid named Rage Thomas. He was the middle linebacker and awesome. I should look him up. Maybe he's gay or straight.

Modified version of Ray J or RJ? RJ>Hi

 

[Guster]

Going to allow "K-man".

I use "D" or "Deck" for Declan I guess. Haven't tried "D-man". Also use Tank sometimes, but that's his name.

Tank's pretty badasssss. Not sure how you got that one approved, but god love you, that's freaking awesome.

When I reffed Peewee football, there was a kid named Rage Thomas. He was the middle linebacker and awesome. I should look him up. Maybe he's gay or straight.

Modified version of Ray J or RJ? RJ>Hi

They all had their names taped to their helmets. His said "Rage Thomas". Anyways, I tried to name my first born "Knife Fight" but settled for "Knox"

I've already locked in "Brick" for the middle name if we have another son. "Missile", "Explosion", "Rocket" and "Monster' were all turned down.

My college roommate was named Brik

 

[Mr.Pack]

And so, tomorrow night brings an end to "MAN WEEK". We cemented our last day absent wives/sisters/daughters/rules/dishes/reason/vegetables by going straight from school to Buffalo Wild Wings to eat happy hour fried pickles and other healthy choices. We had popcorn for dinner with what was left of an ice cream cake for dessert. It'll be good to see the women, but we've had fun since they left. Whole lot could be written here that won't, but suffice it to say, I got good kids. Good friends. Good family. You folks. Best friend lost his SIL today. I knew her. Sent her flowers over 10 years ago when she was diagnosed with cancer the first time around FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK you cancer. Take me, jerkass. Leave these good people alone. Come fight me. I'm gonna swing at you a few times hard.

Seems I've overindulged. Again. Another win for MILOS?

I miss Shining Path. I still cry when I think about Big Bottom losing his son. I'm glad Bill is still alive and kicking. I really like him. I wish I was nicer to Cosjobs than I've been to him in the past. I'd like to do Mellyhole III and Cosjobs I over again. I thank you all for keeping this thread alive. I don't have much money or power or anything to call a legacy. But we have this. Cool. Should we show our kids?

You are the man GM.

 

[Mr.Pack]

After Krista's order my wife has now made over $400 dollars this year. Gross, not profit after materials purchased. That represents over a 100% increase vs. last year!

Congrats! I was cool with how I paid 67% more than listed prices!

Seriously?

 

[T Bell]

Science! (why cats suck)

 

[mr. furley]

Rudi> you have a pm

 

[T Bell]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

 

[T Bell]

Some ######## on FB posted this.

Love me some confession bear meme.