GM's thread about nothing (48 Viewers)

[Mr. Pickles]

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[Mr. Pickles]

One of the first people I followed when I opened my twitter account was Tiffani Thiessen because she played two of the hottest tv characters ever and has always and will always be my #1 and I would gladly cheat on my wife with her and then my wife would give me a high five when I told her. But since she squeezed out that kid all her tweets are about being a mom and pictures with that damn kid and nothing about boobs at all. This is so disappointing.

I felt the same way about @homerjayy

Twitter is horrible.

When they eliminate hashtags and @ everything, I might take a second look. It's like reading assembly language.

 

[T Bell]

One of the first people I followed when I opened my twitter account was Tiffani Thiessen because she played two of the hottest tv characters ever and has always and will always be my #1 and I would gladly cheat on my wife with her and then my wife would give me a high five when I told her. But since she squeezed out that kid all her tweets are about being a mom and pictures with that damn kid and nothing about boobs at all. This is so disappointing.

I felt the same way about @homerjayy

Twitter is horrible.

When they eliminate hashtags and @ everything, I might take a second look. It's like reading assembly language.

Your eyes learn to skip over that stuff pretty quickly, but some people use that coding more skillfully than others.

It's best used when you're looking for something specific, such as a news event or you're following a sports team. If you try to use it to subscribe to a wide variety of things it's a mess.

 

[kevzilla]

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Augie is probably a dead man walking too.

 

[T Bell]

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Augie is probably a dead man walking too.

Maybe they can trade jobs. It's like Strangers on a Train, but more Longhorny.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I used to take Intramural soccer in college, because hey, half a unit, goof off, talk to chicks, etc.

One time I went to an early class, and it was held in a huge field. I got there early because I had an even earlier class beforehand. There aren't many people around, except the baseball coach (http://www.baseball-reference.com/minors/player.cgi?id=swimle001phi), who is hitting golf balls. Just randomly off into a huge expanse of grass, I guess he was too cheap to go to a proper range?

Out of nowhere, this guy starting approaching him cursing and holding something in his hand and holding his face. Golf ball, obviously. He's screaming at Ol' Phil that he hit him in the ####### face, and nothing really comes of it, except the best part is that Swimley denied that he did it. Gigantic field with like three people on it, one of them holding a golf club with a bucket of golf balls next to him. He was in the Yankees organization because of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Week 13 Random Shots? Joe sends this thing out completely wasted, doesn't he?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

For all you fans of inked-up babes.

 

[Osaurus]

For all you fans of inked-up babes.

26 is....uh...interesting

 

[Guster]

I'm kind of amazed you guys dont like this movie

I'm a fan. For a long time we watched it every year, somewhere between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Plus my daughter likes watching it... It's way better than when she was really into The Santa Clause 3

 

[Abraham]

Secret Santa at reddit

http://redditgifts.com/gallery/gift/spoiler-alert-bill-gates-did-not-get-you/

 

[Hawks64]

Or just take them all?

Wish I could take them but I have shown addictive tendencies before and it's not worth the change IMO.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Or sell them to the highest bidder.

I mean, not that at all. That would be wrong.

 

[Limp Ditka]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

Spot the opening for "you abandoned your ******* son" jokes has become a fun group activity.

From the Thanksgiving thread...

1st Thanksgiving in the new house and you would think we might want to make a big dinner. My wife, son, and I are leaving on Friday for a few days to see her family and I just don't want to cook a lot of food and then no one around to eat it. So I think we are going to eat out at a restaurant for Thanksgiving.

.... and no one bites.

 

[Hawks64]

Or sell them to the highest bidder.

I mean, not that at all. That would be wrong.

Yes yes it would, maybe I need to send out some boxes of crap..

 

[Guster]

Shipped my GMTAN SS package out this morning. Expected delivery is Monday

 

[Bogart]

Love how the same people in my Facebook feed that ate Chick-Fil-A for a month straight to show their support are now posting pictures of "Save Phil".

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Love how the same people in my Facebook feed that ate Chick-Fil-A for a month straight to show their support are now posting pictures of "Save Phil".

I'm not sure why they just don't come out and join the Westboro Baptist Church.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

This seemed like something SLB would like. No clue if it's been around forever or is brand new: http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/pavlov-s-cat

 

[YSR]

A coworker of mine came in upset this morning because her boyfriend of one month broke up with her yesterday. My response of "Well, all relationships end until the one that doesn't" probably wasn't what she was looking for.

I'm so bad at being a girl.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Oh, I see.

Gays, drunks, terrorists, and prostitutes.

Sounds like a night out with JTG.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Oh, I see.

Gays, drunks, terrorists, and prostitutes.

Sounds like a night out with JTG.

GB that man.

 

[Guster]

this isn't very interesting

 

[Guster]

First day of vacation, heading in to work this aftenoon anyway

 

[Idiot Boxer]

First day of vacation, heading in to work this aftenoon anyway

Real life too stressful?

 

[Guster]

First day of vacation, heading in to work this aftenoon anyway

Real life too stressful?

An acting professor at University of Cincinnati is using the video studio we made to shoot a short video and he wants me to play the role of "a guy"

I figured I'd get drunk first and give it my best Peter O'Toole

 

[Idiot Boxer]

First day of vacation, heading in to work this aftenoon anyway

Real life too stressful?

An acting professor at University of Cincinnati is using the video studio we made to shoot a short video and he wants me to play the role of "a guy"

I figured I'd get drunk first and give it my best Peter O'Toole

Break a leg.

PS - let me know when there are any openings in your in-house legal department.

 

[T Bell]

For all you fans of inked-up babes.

The best part about chicks with tattoos is that they like to show them off.

 

[Disco Stu]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

Puxatony Phil?

 

[T Bell]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

Puxatony Phil?

Dr. Phil?

 

[Disco Stu]

GM'd the hell out of that one but don't feel like googling.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

First day of vacation, heading in to work this aftenoon anyway

Real life too stressful?

An acting professor at University of Cincinnati is using the video studio we made to shoot a short video and he wants me to play the role of "a guy"

Seems like a stretch.

 

[Drifter]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

I completely powdered the two smallest toes on my right foot that night when a huge bench fell on my foot. Still spent the night bar hopping.

 

[Hawks64]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

I completely powdered the two smallest toes on my right foot that night when a huge bench fell on my foot. Still spent the night bar hopping.

Crushed?

 

[Drifter]

Worked from 6am-7pm tonight and had 3 Oreos for dinner. Plus 4 beers.

Those have been the hours of my light days since about mid September. FML

 

[Abraham]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

I completely powdered the two smallest toes on my right foot that night when a huge bench fell on my foot. Still spent the night bar hopping.

Crushed?

Looks like he wrote "powdered." HTH.

 

[krista4]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

It seems you've figured this out--care to share? I'm still shuked.

This seemed like something SLB would like. No clue if it's been around forever or is brand new: http://www.snorgtees.com/t-shirts/pavlov-s-cat

For some reason this one really made me laugh (I think it's the "No.")

 

[Drifter]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

I completely powdered the two smallest toes on my right foot that night when a huge bench fell on my foot. Still spent the night bar hopping.

Crushed?

Yeah- just mangled them. I'm sure there were multiple fractures. On my left foot the slope from my big toe to smallest is more or less a nice straight line. On my right foot, that line now takes a nose dive to two lumpy cashes looking things.

 

[Hawks64]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

I completely powdered the two smallest toes on my right foot that night when a huge bench fell on my foot. Still spent the night bar hopping.

Crushed?

Looks like he wrote "powdered." HTH.

Thanks for the clarification.

 

[Hawks64]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

I completely powdered the two smallest toes on my right foot that night when a huge bench fell on my foot. Still spent the night bar hopping.

Crushed?

Yeah- just mangled them. I'm sure there were multiple fractures. On my left foot the slope from my big toe to smallest is more or less a nice straight line. On my right foot, that line now takes a nose dive to two lumpy cashes looking things.

Ouch. Do they still bother you?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

It seems you've figured this out--care to share? I'm still shuked.

The guy on Duck Dynasty loves beards but hates gays.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

how many Phil's do we have in this thread and which ones need to be saved?

 

[Bogart]

"Save Phil" = the bearded opinionated dad on Duck Dynasty

 

[Bob Sacamano]

how many Phil's do we have in this thread and which ones need to be saved?

If you're looking to draw a Venn diagram, I'm guessing you only need 1 circle.

 

[krista4]

OK, thanks. I managed to avoid all things Duck Dynasty through now, so I'll try to stick with that.

 

[Bogart]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

It seems you've figured this out--care to share? I'm still shuked.

The guy on Duck Dynasty loves beards but hates gays.

Hate is a strong word. He is just confused why some guys like #######s more than ######.

 

[FDAS]

Am i the only one who doesn't give a #### what a redneck from Louisiana says?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

OK, thanks. I managed to avoid all things Duck Dynasty through now, so I'll try to stick with that.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

It seems you've figured this out--care to share? I'm still shuked.

The guy on Duck Dynasty loves beards but hates gays.

Hate is a strong word. He is just confused why some guys like #######s more than ######.

cockenballs? va####s?