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[Notorious T.R.E.]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

It seems you've figured this out--care to share? I'm still shuked.

The guy on Duck Dynasty loves beards but hates gays.

Hate is a strong word. He is just confused why some guys like #######s more than ######.

Looks like we have a duckpologist.

 

[Drifter]

You remember about 20 years ago how Jimmy Connors made that unlikely run in the US Open and how fun that was for a while?

Ham's school lockdown thread is like that.

I completely powdered the two smallest toes on my right foot that night when a huge bench fell on my foot. Still spent the night bar hopping.

Crushed?

Yeah- just mangled them. I'm sure there were multiple fractures. On my left foot the slope from my big toe to smallest is more or less a nice straight line. On my right foot, that line now takes a nose dive to two lumpy cashes looking things.

Ouch. Do they still bother you?

Not at all. I think they're dead

 

[Bogart]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

It seems you've figured this out--care to share? I'm still shuked.

The guy on Duck Dynasty loves beards but hates gays.

Hate is a strong word. He is just confused why some guys like #######s more than ######.

Looks like we have a duckpologist.

Can't stand the show. Hate everything it's about.

I'm just waiting for the Chick-Fil-A/Duck Dynasty cross promotion. A duck call and bag of hate in every Kids Meal.

 

[T Bell]

"Save Phil".

Do who what now?

It seems you've figured this out--care to share? I'm still shuked.

The guy on Duck Dynasty loves beards but hates gays.

Hate is a strong word. He is just confused why some guys like #######s more than ######.

Looks like we have a duckpologist.

Can't stand the show. Hate everything it's about.

I'm just waiting for the Chick-Fil-A/Duck Dynasty cross promotion. A duck call and bag of hate in every Kids Meal.

Supersize me.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Is the depression ad at the bottom of the scramble game trying to tell me something?

 

[Disco Stu]

Sounds like he also grouped gays with terrorists, which they don't seem to like for some reason.

I'm guessing terrorists aren't real pleased either, but no one cares about their feelings. Damn liberal media.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Sounds like he also grouped gays with terrorists, which they don't seem to like for some reason.

I'm guessing terrorists aren't real pleased either, but no one cares about their feelings. Damn liberal media.

and don't forget the drunks! he threw them in there too

 

[T Bell]

Sounds like he also grouped gays with terrorists, which they don't seem to like for some reason.

I'm guessing terrorists aren't real pleased either, but no one cares about their feelings. Damn liberal media.

Some of my best friends are gay terrorists.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Sounds like he also grouped gays with terrorists, which they don't seem to like for some reason.

I'm guessing terrorists aren't real pleased either, but no one cares about their feelings. Damn liberal media.

and don't forget the drunks! he threw them in there too

Ok, now I really don't like this guy I don't know.

 

[Gadzooks]

Um, nice sweater!

Reminds me of one of my favorite lines from the first or second season of "Happy Days" (ask your parents).

Richie, Ralph and Potsie get a hold of a "stag film" (ask your grandpa). It was probably just one of those Swedish "naturist" things (ask Charvik). Anyway I guess a chick with really big boobs comes on the screen and Potsie says "How'd you like to see those in a sweater!"

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Sounds like he also grouped gays with terrorists, which they don't seem to like for some reason.

I'm guessing terrorists aren't real pleased either, but no one cares about their feelings. Damn liberal media.

and don't forget the drunks! he threw them in there too

Ok, now I really don't like this guy I don't know.

and HE used to be a drunk... I have no knowledge of him ever being a gay terrorist, but who knows

 

[Thorn]

He did the whole "gayness leads to bestiality and other horrors" thing. Maybe he doesn't want anyone literally f ucking one of his ducks.

 

[Gadzooks]

Never watched Duck Dynasty or paid any attention to it and I have no desire to. But I am slightly curious about one thing: are there actual ducks involved? Is their last name Duck? Do they sell ducks or have some kind of super duck zoo?

 

[Thorn]

Never watched Duck Dynasty or paid any attention to it and I have no desire to. But I am slightly curious about one thing: are there actual ducks involved? Is their last name Duck? Do they sell ducks or have some kind of super duck zoo?

They make duck calls for hunters.

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Never watched Duck Dynasty or paid any attention to it and I have no desire to. But I am slightly curious about one thing: are there actual ducks involved? Is their last name Duck? Do they sell ducks or have some kind of super duck zoo?

They make duck calls for hunters.

they also hunt, kill and eat ducks

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Never watched Duck Dynasty or paid any attention to it and I have no desire to. But I am slightly curious about one thing: are there actual ducks involved? Is their last name Duck? Do they sell ducks or have some kind of super duck zoo?

I think they make duck calls.

 

[Disco Stu]

Never watched Duck Dynasty or paid any attention to it and I have no desire to. But I am slightly curious about one thing: are there actual ducks involved? Is their last name Duck? Do they sell ducks or have some kind of super duck zoo?

My understanding is that it's like a live action Ducktales.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Never watched Duck Dynasty or paid any attention to it and I have no desire to. But I am slightly curious about one thing: are there actual ducks involved? Is their last name Duck? Do they sell ducks or have some kind of super duck zoo?

My understanding is that it's like a live action Ducktales.

 

[Guster]

Worked from 6am-7pm tonight and had 3 Oreos for dinner. Plus 4 beers.

Those have been the hours of my light days since about mid September. FML

Don't know how you do it GB

 

[Hawks64]

Worked from 6am-7pm tonight and had 3 Oreos for dinner. Plus 4 beers.

Those have been the hours of my light days since about mid September. FML

Don't know how you do it GB

I would go nuts working that schedule.

 

[Frostillicus]

Worked from 6am-7pm tonight and had 3 Oreos for dinner. Plus 4 beers.

Those have been the hours of my light days since about mid September. FML

Don't know how you do it GB

I've been working about 9:30-4:30 the last month or so and I'm exhausted.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I've seen about 3 minutes of Duck Dynasty. The best way I can explain it is imagine if the butt-rapist hill folk from Deliverance won the PowerBall and then got their own reality show.

Needless to say the show is Totes McGotes popular here in God's Country.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never watched Duck Dynasty or paid any attention to it and I have no desire to. But I am slightly curious about one thing: are there actual ducks involved? Is their last name Duck? Do they sell ducks or have some kind of super duck zoo?

My understanding is that it's like a live action Ducktales.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Maybe a live action Duck Tales starring Linda Evans and Joan Collins?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

I ####### hate all the first amendment outrage when something like this happens. Yes, you can say virtually anything you want without getting arrested or punished by the government; but what you say or how you act can have consequences from your employer, customers, or any joe on the street.

 

[Gadzooks]

I have a gay cousin and I was the first person in the family (besides his parents) that he "came out" to. We're the same age and I wasn't totally surprised by it. I told him I was fine with it but if he was also a Yankee fan then I would never talk to him again. He has a sense of humor about it, when my brother asked him if he was sure he was gay he replied "well if I'm not gay then I'm first straight guy that hates ##### but love ****". I also reminded him that my mother still has a picture of him and I when we were 4 years old taking a bath together, and I asked him how he was able to control himself in the tub with such a studly naked guy right next to him, he replied "it was easy, you had an awful hair cut and you were hung like a 2 year old"

 

[charvik]

:softball:

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I ####### hate all the first amendment outrage when something like this happens. Yes, you can say virtually anything you want without getting arrested or punished by the government; but what you say or how you act can have consequences from your employer, customers, or any joe on the street.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that any hard-core Duck Dynasty fan (or anyone that thinks like this Phil bumpkin) probably thinks the First Amendment is that exit ramp they're building where the interstate hits County Line Road (you know, right by the Stuckey's)

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I have a gay cousin and I was the first person in the family (besides his parents) that he "came out" to. We're the same age and I wasn't totally surprised by it. I told him I was fine with it but if he was also a Yankee fan then I would never talk to him again. He has a sense of humor about it, when my brother asked him if he was sure he was gay he replied "well if I'm not gay then I'm first straight guy that hates ##### but love ****". I also reminded him that my mother still has a picture of him and I when we were 4 years old taking a bath together, and I asked him how he was able to control himself in the tub with such a studly naked guy right next to him, he replied "it was easy, you had an awful hair cut and you were hung like a 2 year old"

Keep going...

 

[Tecumseh]

this isn't very interesting

Hello exactly.

 

[YSR]

Not cat related.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Not cat related.

I was laughing so hard I had to paws the video.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some guy is having the gas pipes on his street replaced. His son asked the workers to look for buried treasure while they were digging. They came home to find this.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Not cat related.

I was laughing so hard I had to paws the video.

lols

 

[krista4]

I ####### hate all the first amendment outrage when something like this happens. Yes, you can say virtually anything you want without getting arrested or punished by the government; but what you say or how you act can have consequences from your employer, customers, or any joe on the street.

Absolutely drives me nuts, too.

 

[krista4]

I can't stop watching the Lil Bub yule log video.

 

[General Malaise]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

How much of his persona is just BS? Doesn't he work for a trucking or moving company that is shady or something? How is he making it rain in that business?

Probably close to 85%. I think long ago he realized he had a gift of making posters in the FFA go nuts and either out of boredom or some sort of weird fetish to incite internet strangers, he started fabricating stories with inflammatory commentary meant to rile folks up. Board historians will tell you early on there were two versions of MOP: The Shark Pool version (which, say what you will about him, was well followed and respected by the booger eaters who live there) and the FFA version. For a while, I think he tried to keep those aspects separate, but inevitably, they bled over, especially when people who post here would follow him in the Shark Pool with the sole intent of baiting him.

Do I think he has a son? Absolutely not.

Do I think he threw a hooker out of his car? Come on.

Do I think he nearly went to blows over a guy opening tuna in a movie theater or a mispriced package of Swedish fish? Please. That didn't happen.

But when he posts those stories, he strikes absolute internet gold in the form of heated exchanges, which he augments by claiming a faux moral superiority coupled with jabs and barbs that piss folks off. He's gotten to me before. I've laid into him. I think he loves that. I think that entertains him.

But MOP is about as real as professional wrestling.

 

[Ignoramus]

First day of vacation, heading in to work this aftenoon anyway

Hey, just because you're on vacation doesn't mean you have to skip nap time.

 

[Frostillicus]

Man I make good chili (with beans!)

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

How much of his persona is just BS? Doesn't he work for a trucking or moving company that is shady or something? How is he making it rain in that business?

Probably close to 85%. I think long ago he realized he had a gift of making posters in the FFA go nuts and either out of boredom or some sort of weird fetish to incite internet strangers, he started fabricating stories with inflammatory commentary meant to rile folks up. Board historians will tell you early on there were two versions of MOP: The Shark Pool version (which, say what you will about him, was well followed and respected by the booger eaters who live there) and the FFA version. For a while, I think he tried to keep those aspects separate, but inevitably, they bled over, especially when people who post here would follow him in the Shark Pool with the sole intent of baiting him.

Do I think he has a son? Absolutely not.

Do I think he threw a hooker out of his car? Come on.

Do I think he nearly went to blows over a guy opening tuna in a movie theater or a mispriced package of Swedish fish? Please. That didn't happen.

But when he posts those stories, he strikes absolute internet gold in the form of heated exchanges, which he augments by claiming a faux moral superiority coupled with jabs and barbs that piss folks off. He's gotten to me before. I've laid into him. I think he loves that. I think that entertains him.

But MOP is about as real as professional wrestling.

Yet you can't spell MBA without using a dictionary.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So this is in the middle of a long MOP post in the netflix thread,

I never knew the kids live with mom n dad basically their whole life.

In case anybody wants it.

How much of his persona is just BS? Doesn't he work for a trucking or moving company that is shady or something? How is he making it rain in that business?

Probably close to 85%. I think long ago he realized he had a gift of making posters in the FFA go nuts and either out of boredom or some sort of weird fetish to incite internet strangers, he started fabricating stories with inflammatory commentary meant to rile folks up. Board historians will tell you early on there were two versions of MOP: The Shark Pool version (which, say what you will about him, was well followed and respected by the booger eaters who live there) and the FFA version. For a while, I think he tried to keep those aspects separate, but inevitably, they bled over, especially when people who post here would follow him in the Shark Pool with the sole intent of baiting him.

Do I think he has a son? Absolutely not.

Do I think he threw a hooker out of his car? Come on.

Do I think he nearly went to blows over a guy opening tuna in a movie theater or a mispriced package of Swedish fish? Please. That didn't happen.

But when he posts those stories, he strikes absolute internet gold in the form of heated exchanges, which he augments by claiming a faux moral superiority coupled with jabs and barbs that piss folks off. He's gotten to me before. I've laid into him. I think he loves that. I think that entertains him.

But MOP is about as real as professional wrestling.

IT'S REAL TO ME!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can't stop watching the Lil Bub yule log video.

That's too much goofy cat even for me.

 

[Bogart]

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

#### your quota!!

 

[Abraham]

You have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

#### your quota!!

Mop makes it rain so much he blows through the quota faster than anyone you know.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

You know when you're so hungry that you can't wait to get home before digging into your take-out?

I love this kid

It's call "acting!"

 

[FDAS]

I ####### hate all the first amendment outrage when something like this happens. Yes, you can say virtually anything you want without getting arrested or punished by the government; but what you say or how you act can have consequences from your employer, customers, or any joe on the street.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that any hard-core Duck Dynasty fan (or anyone that thinks like this Phil bumpkin) probably thinks the First Amendment is that exit ramp they're building where the interstate hits County Line Road (you know, right by the Stuckey's)

I live five minutes from a "County Line Road" (actually true), yet there is no Stuckey's.

 

[Guster]

First day of vacation, heading in to work this aftenoon anyway

Hey, just because you're on vacation doesn't mean you have to skip nap time.

Actually about to nap now and then go in to work... My world is all turned upside down

 

[Guster]

this isn't very interesting

Hello exactly.

 

[krista4]

I can't stop watching the Lil Bub yule log video.

That's too much goofy cat even for me.

Dead to me.

 

[Guster]

Man I make good soup/stew