GM's thread about nothing (11 Viewers)

[walnutz]

Albert Hall has to be in this second baseman discussion somewhere.

 

[walnutz]

Also, I am officially addicted to Quizup.

 

[T Bell]

Heard a heartbeat today.

congrats. seeing my daughter's heartbeat on the ultrasound was one of the best moments of my life.

Thanks.

Insurance only lets us do 1 or 2 ultrasounds unless there's a problem, but luckily the wife's aunt is an ultrasound tech for high risk pregnancies, so we are getting a black market one this weekend when we are out that way for Xmas.

we did IVF and the ex had complications. 17 ultrasounds, plus microscopic pics of the embryo. I have a full photo album of pics before she was born.

she's in trouble when she asks where babies come from.

"Well sweetheart, from daddy's end of things it started inside a little private room in a medical office filled with porn that didn't belong to me..."

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sitting in my youngest boys room waiting for him to go to sleep because the ####er can't fall asleep on his own. He is laying in his bed whispering and playing with his stuffed animals. Best and worst time of the night.

So glad I have mine relatively trained now. Most of the time.

 

[T Bell]

Sitting in my youngest boys room waiting for him to go to sleep because the ####er can't fall asleep on his own. He is laying in his bed whispering and playing with his stuffed animals. Best and worst time of the night.

So glad I have mine relatively trained now. Most of the time.

Mine's always been a good sleeper so not much hand-holding necessary, however I do miss those evenings after dinner with him as a 1-year old in the crook of my arm in an office chair as I played classical music for him on the computer and surfed the web with my free hand as he slowly drifted off to sleep and became a dead weight on my arm.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

The only person here who saw Hornsby play was tanner, and until he weighs in Alomar is the right answer, even if he does have aids.

Baseball Reference has Alomar as the 12th best 2B of all time (based on JAWS)

you can't handle the truth

some of those lists are pretty silly.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Bruce Benedict down?

 

[Tiger Fan]

sig updated

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

That's some bull####.

Go get your shine box.

 

[walnutz]

Sitting in my youngest boys room waiting for him to go to sleep because the ####er can't fall asleep on his own. He is laying in his bed whispering and playing with his stuffed animals. Best and worst time of the night.

So glad I have mine relatively trained now. Most of the time.

Mine's always been a good sleeper so not much hand-holding necessary, however I do miss those evenings after dinner with him as a 1-year old in the crook of my arm in an office chair as I played classical music for him on the computer and surfed the web with my free hand as he slowly drifted off to sleep and became a dead weight on my arm.

My problem is that he is 7. FML

 

[walnutz]

Sitting in my youngest boys room waiting for him to go to sleep because the ####er can't fall asleep on his own. He is laying in his bed whispering and playing with his stuffed animals. Best and worst time of the night.

So glad I have mine relatively trained now. Most of the time.

Mine's always been a good sleeper so not much hand-holding necessary, however I do miss those evenings after dinner with him as a 1-year old in the crook of my arm in an office chair as I played classical music for him on the computer and surfed the web with my free hand as he slowly drifted off to sleep and became a dead weight on my arm.

My problem is that he is 7. FML

 

[Abraham]

That's some bull####.

Go get your shine box.

I have someone say this to me around here occasionally. Gordon gecko was last. I don't get it. The guy that said that in goodfellas ends up dead and buried in the desert.

 

[kevzilla]

Now at Hooters. Abe> hi.

Related: I am both drunk and stupid.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Now at another bar. Moscow Mules are awesome.

When I drink a Moscow Mule I like to empty the cup and then bang it on something while yelling "Lemme outta here, ya lousy screws!"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just FYI since you were all wondering...there are TWO Bakersfield HS football teams playing for the state championship in their respective divisions tonight. Neither is my alma mater so it's not that cool.

Newsflash: Bakersfield Christian lost to some Catholic school from Modesto. Don't really care since that school is really, really Jesusy.

Bakersfield High (of "Best of Times" fame) is now playing for the D1 championship against Del Oro up near Sacto.

Tied up 7-7 8:00 in the first.

BTW: They're the Drillers not the Tigers.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sitting in my youngest boys room waiting for him to go to sleep because the ####er can't fall asleep on his own. He is laying in his bed whispering and playing with his stuffed animals. Best and worst time of the night.

So glad I have mine relatively trained now. Most of the time.

Mine's always been a good sleeper so not much hand-holding necessary, however I do miss those evenings after dinner with him as a 1-year old in the crook of my arm in an office chair as I played classical music for him on the computer and surfed the web with my free hand as he slowly drifted off to sleep and became a dead weight on my arm.

Dylan was good for that sometimes. They both always want their mother though. Makes me wish I had girls. Until 3 years from now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Y'all drinkin?

 

[kevzilla]

Y'all drinkin?

And how!

 

[Abraham]

Kev will probably get so drunk even hooters girls will start looking good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Kev will probably get so drunk even hooters girls food will start looking good.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BHS Drillers now up 14-7. Looks to be a shootout, sports-fans.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

That's some bull####.

Go get your shine box.

I have someone say this to me around here occasionally. Gordon gecko was last. I don't get it. The guy that said that in goodfellas ends up dead and buried in the desert.

And then he comes back to life and ####s Marisa Tomei

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sitting in my youngest boys room waiting for him to go to sleep because the ####er can't fall asleep on his own. He is laying in his bed whispering and playing with his stuffed animals. Best and worst time of the night.

So glad I have mine relatively trained now. Most of the time.

Mine's always been a good sleeper so not much hand-holding necessary, however I do miss those evenings after dinner with him as a 1-year old in the crook of my arm in an office chair as I played classical music for him on the computer and surfed the web with my free hand as he slowly drifted off to sleep and became a dead weight on my arm.

My problem is that he is 7. FML

This is on my file cabinet still. Never forget.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now at another bar. Moscow Mules are awesome.

When I drink a Moscow Mule I like to empty the cup and then bang it on something while yelling "Lemme outta here, ya lousy screws!"

Every once in awhile my Mom will ask me how I'm doing and I'll yell "TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!". She always laughs.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now at Hooters. Abe> hi.

Related: I am both drunk and stupid.

Had a GB text me to go have drinks. I replied too drunk. Haven't heard back. Kev, come pick me up.

 

[shuke]

Merry Christmas Shuke!

Thanks. Let's see GM's stupid numbering scheme for this one.

Blackshirt, green pants, front row is the sluttiest girl in the sorority. Book it

Or, you know....the girl holding the letter "P" in "Alpha". I would number her #5 here, but will leave it to the Numbering Nazi to show me how I'm wrong.

Correct, #5. Left to right starting in the front row. This is completely different from what you were arguing a few weeks back.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Now at another bar. Moscow Mules are awesome.

When I drink a Moscow Mule I like to empty the cup and then bang it on something while yelling "Lemme outta here, ya lousy screws!"

Every once in awhile my Mom will ask me how I'm doing and I'll yell "TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!". She always laughs.

I was that movie in the theater. The Bijou IIRC.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Postcards Thorn sent me.

1 2 3

 

[shuke]

Also, got my SS gift the other day from Idiot boxer:

1. LSU snack tray

2. Saints "topper" - i guess like to put over your wine to identify who's is who

3. Saints #### ring

Glad it arrived.

I thought the topper was for an antennae.

Also, I think it's a wristband, but for you, I'm sure it works as a #### ring.

I read the package wrong. This makes sense

wtf

pissing my pants here

 

[UniAlias]

That's some bull####.

Go get your shine box.

I have someone say this to me around here occasionally. Gordon gecko was last. I don't get it. The guy that said that in goodfellas ends up dead and buried in the desert.

Desert?

 

[Tiger Fan]

BHS Drillers now up 14-7. Looks to be a shootout, sports-fans.

keep us updated!

 

[Annyong]

Watching Black Fish on Netflix. Pretty interesting thing about SeaWorld and the Killer Whales.

 

[kevzilla]

Kev will probably get so drunk even hooters girls will start looking good.

Way past that point, GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Now at another bar. Moscow Mules are awesome.

When I drink a Moscow Mule I like to empty the cup and then bang it on something while yelling "Lemme outta here, ya lousy screws!"

Every once in awhile my Mom will ask me how I'm doing and I'll yell "TOP OF THE WORLD MA!!". She always laughs.

I was that movie in the theater. The Bijou IIRC.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This game is absolutely crazy. Not just hometown shtick. If you like HS football....http://www.twcsportschannel.com/livetv/cif-sports-live

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Also, got my SS gift the other day from Idiot boxer:

1. LSU snack tray

2. Saints "topper" - i guess like to put over your wine to identify who's is who

3. Saints #### ring

Glad it arrived.

I thought the topper was for an antennae.

Also, I think it's a wristband, but for you, I'm sure it works as a #### ring.

I read the package wrong. This makes sense

wtf

pissing my pants here

####, I'm scatterbrained today. How did I miss this?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Postcards Thorn sent me.

1 2 3

lolwz

 

[T Bell]

A Dali for Tanner

 

[shuke]

You'd think that my dumb ### would take respiratory problems fairly serious. Not I, because I either fancy myself either a he-man or I'm a scared baby-chute - or I'm lazy (most likely). Anyway, after hacking various lovely shades of brown garbage up for a week (I know from coughing - this wasn't THAT), I went to the doctor. She put me on something called Z Pac (?), along with instructions to take Mucinex. Christ, I can't DRINK enough water - any of you guys/gals ever been on this Z Pac stuff?

It's just an antibiotic.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

This game is absolutely crazy. Not just hometown shtick. If you like HS football....http://www.twcsportschannel.com/livetv/cif-sports-live

TOUCHDOWN BAKERSFIELD!

 

[Abraham]

Kev will probably get so drunk even hooters girls will start looking good.

Way past that point, GB.

Use this line:

"If you were any better looking, you'd be working at perfect 10...wait...that came out wrong..."

 

[shuke]

The wife came through surgery pretty good. Good and bad news.

The good is that he's fairly certain he fixed the stuff that was causing her pain for the past year or so. Her right groin was a mess, hernia, major amounts of scar tissue, her lost Fallopian tube was inside the hernia, he fixed all that.

They biopsied her uterus because she has an enlarged uterus which is a possible sign of uterine cancer, and her liver shows the beginning stages of NASH disease. Which is a non-alcoholic version of cirrhosis if I understood him correctly.

A freaking long day.

Christ.....best of luck to the Pack's.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This game is absolutely crazy. Not just hometown shtick. If you like HS football....http://www.twcsportschannel.com/livetv/cif-sports-live

21-14 Drillers, 1 min left in Q1 . Both teams have scored every time they have had the ball.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Watching Black Fish on Netflix. Pretty interesting thing about SeaWorld and the Killer Whales.

Yeah, they're ##########s.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

A Dali for Tanner

That looks exactly like one of my cats. Fat ####### orange *******. He looks like Morris. He looks like he ate Morris I mean.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This game is absolutely crazy. Not just hometown shtick. If you like HS football....http://www.twcsportschannel.com/livetv/cif-sports-live

TOUCHDOWN BAKERSFIELD!

An error occurredYou have reached your quota of positive votes for the day

Blow it out your ###, quota.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Also, got my SS gift the other day from Idiot boxer:

1. LSU snack tray

2. Saints "topper" - i guess like to put over your wine to identify who's is who

3. Saints #### ring

Glad it arrived.

I thought the topper was for an antennae.

Also, I think it's a wristband, but for you, I'm sure it works as a #### ring.

I read the package wrong. This makes sense

wtf

pissing my pants here

I was in the middle of a bunch of #### when the package came, so I just opened it really quick to see what it was. I saw "topper" on the package and something that resembled a "ring", so I just thought it was something to put on a drink to identify whose it was. When I looked back, I realized it was a "hanger cord"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Over 300 yards total offense in the 1st quarter. This is like an SEC game.

Del Oro has to punt. OMG

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

TD DRILLERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Also, got my SS gift the other day from Idiot boxer:

1. LSU snack tray

2. Saints "topper" - i guess like to put over your wine to identify who's is who

3. Saints #### ring

Glad it arrived.

I thought the topper was for an antennae.

Also, I think it's a wristband, but for you, I'm sure it works as a #### ring.

I read the package wrong. This makes sense

wtf

pissing my pants here

I was in the middle of a bunch of #### when the package came, so I just opened it really quick to see what it was. I saw "topper" on the package and something that resembled a "ring", so I just thought it was something to put on a drink to identify whose it was. When I looked back, I realized it was a "hanger cord"

"Thanks for the LSU snack tray!"

"That's a ball cap, GB."