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Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.

 
I'm gonna toast to it too, DaR. I know what that emotional rollercoaster is like. I hope you don't get used to it, my friend.

Heading out in a bit towards Annapolis. The facility my father is in is having their Christmas dinner today, so my mom, myself, and my brother are going. I've been to other functions this place has thrown and expect it to be pretty decent - as much as can be expected, anyway. I used to dread going there, because it's just so damned sad. But I don't anymore - it's still sad, but it can be funny as hell too. There's like an odd black market going on, though no one knows what they're doing. Most of the patients that can get around steal from each other, just to have their loot re-stolen. Last time I was there, my father was wearing a pink baseball hat that said "World's Greatest Mom!" on it It didn't even come close to fitting him - he looked like some Dali-inspired version of a gay rapper.

I've got a new hat for him today and a card I'll put a dollar in. He grew up dirt poor - they were sharecroppers, basically, with no running water in their house and literally had dirt floors in part of the house; clothes patched and patched until they fell apart. So, in his dementia, money is still a thing to him. He has no idea what it means, just that it means something. I was gonna give him my bill I brought back from Nicaragua, but I can't find the damned thing. So, a George it is.

I'm sure, next time I go, Mr Garcia in 28L will be trying to buy the pretty young nurse with it.
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

 
Back on the farm for xmas. The boys have actually played nice with each other all morning.
Man, I'm jealous of this. My boys are so keyed up they are bouncing off the walls and each other. They may have gotten 5-6 hours of sleep last night. I'm really extremely close to giving them both some Benedryl.

 
Bump for SLB. You probably want the bottom :snicker: . Prices are approximate per Google. Probably a bit on the low side.

Adding the aforementioned Hotel Metro - ~$160

Intercontinental Milwaukee - ~$280

Hilton - ~$180

Google - The cluster on the right is downtown. The lower left corner of the map is the casino and just a bit more to the left is the stadium

 
Bump for SLB. You probably want the bottom :snicker: . Prices are approximate per Google. Probably a bit on the low side.

Adding the aforementioned Hotel Metro - ~$160

Intercontinental Milwaukee - ~$280

Hilton - ~$180

Google - The cluster on the right is downtown. The lower left corner of the map is the casino and just a bit more to the left is the stadium
So Hotel Downtown Regency?

 
Ok, about to start drinking again. Will aim for a better shot video later. :coffee:
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Folks are out of town and my best buddys folks are out of town. Stuck at work now but heading down to his house in Hernando, MS (awesome 6k single level spread on the lake). The asians (his wife (vietnamese) and my GF (korean)) will be joining us.

Have a handle of evan williams, a handle of woodford reserve, a case of champagne (plus pear necatar and OJ for bellini's/mimosas). Planning on smoking a turkey and doing alien mac & cheese among other stuff. BluRay of Nat Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Going to hole up in the compound for the next couple days and mix time between tending the smoker, :banned: , and :pickle: . Might be the best Christmas since I was a kid :lol:

 
Sure?

You're staying there :shrug:

I told you on the phone that I thought the Crown Plaza would be a nice place. I didn't realize it was that far west. Sorry GB

 
Ok, about to start drinking again. Will aim for a better shot video later. :coffee:
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Folks are out of town and my best buddys folks are out of town. Stuck at work now but heading down to his house in Hernando, MS (awesome 6k single level spread on the lake). The asians (his wife (vietnamese) and my GF (korean)) will be joining us.

Have a handle of evan williams, a handle of woodford reserve, a case of champagne (plus pear necatar and OJ for bellini's/mimosas). Planning on smoking a turkey and doing alien mac & cheese among other stuff. BluRay of Nat Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Going to hole up in the compound for the next couple days and mix time between tending the smoker, :banned: , and :pickle: . Might be the best Christmas since I was a kid :lol:
Hubba hubba!

Tell me more about this alien mac and cheese please.

 
I probably shouldn't strangle an office manager on Christmas Eve, should I? :oldunsure:

She's at another location, so she's safe. One of the surgeons here is apparently going to start making White Russians at 1pm. Three hours of unscheduled vacation for Milosh!

 
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.
Oh no, the are my favorite jammy pants now. Was preemptively checking with frosty so I can know how much ridicule to expect from him.

 
Ok, about to start drinking again. Will aim for a better shot video later. :coffee:
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Folks are out of town and my best buddys folks are out of town. Stuck at work now but heading down to his house in Hernando, MS (awesome 6k single level spread on the lake). The asians (his wife (vietnamese) and my GF (korean)) will be joining us.

Have a handle of evan williams, a handle of woodford reserve, a case of champagne (plus pear necatar and OJ for bellini's/mimosas). Planning on smoking a turkey and doing alien mac & cheese among other stuff. BluRay of Nat Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Going to hole up in the compound for the next couple days and mix time between tending the smoker, :banned: , and :pickle: . Might be the best Christmas since I was a kid :lol:
Hubba hubba!

Tell me more about this alien mac and cheese please.
Alien Mac & Cheese

oh and mixing up a batch of Puerto Rican Coquito. This #### is insanely good. Beats egg nog IMO.

 
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Doing my first standing rib roast on my BGE for dinner tonight. Made my own horseradish sauce from scratch. Was tearing up like a little ##### peeling and chopping the horseradish root. Good times

 
I dreamed that someone put a bomb in our house and I had 2 minutes and 15 seconds to get both my daughter and my cat named Penny (side note, I don't have a cat named Penny) out.

Even though in the dream, it was our house, when I woke I recognized it as my parents' house. My car was parked on the other side of their neighbor's house, so I had to sprint a good ways with my daughter to get her in the car. I put her in her car seat but didn't strap her in because of the time shortage. But then, instead of driving away as fast as we could, I went back for the cat.

I woke up before anything happened but I'm pretty sure I didn't get the cat and didn't get my kid out of the blast zone. Marry Christmas to me. :mellow:

P and S: it was my parents' house because we might actually be doing the death auction this year and Romo asked me yesterday if we can just pick their house as our first pick, and the cat was named "Penny" because I fall asleep to reruns of Big Bang Theory every night. Look at me, I'm bostonfred! ;)

 
Ok, about to start drinking again. Will aim for a better shot video later. :coffee:
:subscribe:

Folks are out of town and my best buddys folks are out of town. Stuck at work now but heading down to his house in Hernando, MS (awesome 6k single level spread on the lake). The asians (his wife (vietnamese) and my GF (korean)) will be joining us.

Have a handle of evan williams, a handle of woodford reserve, a case of champagne (plus pear necatar and OJ for bellini's/mimosas). Planning on smoking a turkey and doing alien mac & cheese among other stuff. BluRay of Nat Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Going to hole up in the compound for the next couple days and mix time between tending the smoker, :banned: , and :pickle: . Might be the best Christmas since I was a kid :lol:
Hubba hubba!

Tell me more about this alien mac and cheese please.
Alien Mac & Cheese

oh and mixing up a batch of Puerto Rican Coquito. This #### is insanely good. Beats egg nog IMO.
Whoa. My arteries clogged up just clicking that link. My god that looks good.

 
This blog post: 50 Rules of starting and owning a profitable paint business. I'm dividing it in to two or three parts so I don't have to work on Christmas.

I can write about ANYTHING. That is my talent. That's it. I can write about #### no one cares about.
:rolleyes:
In case everyone else missed this giant :softball: overnight. :lmao: I didn't even notice.

It actually ended up as a two parter. :bag:

 
Sure?

You're staying there :shrug:

I told you on the phone that I thought the Crown Plaza would be a nice place. I didn't realize it was that far west. Sorry GB
Okay, it's settled then!

I dreamed that someone put a bomb in our house and I had 2 minutes and 15 seconds to get both my daughter and my cat named Penny (side note, I don't have a cat named Penny) out.

Even though in the dream, it was our house, when I woke I recognized it as my parents' house. My car was parked on the other side of their neighbor's house, so I had to sprint a good ways with my daughter to get her in the car. I put her in her car seat but didn't strap her in because of the time shortage. But then, instead of driving away as fast as we could, I went back for the cat.

I woke up before anything happened but I'm pretty sure I didn't get the cat and didn't get my kid out of the blast zone. Marry Christmas to me. :mellow:

P and S: it was my parents' house because we might actually be doing the death auction this year and Romo asked me yesterday if we can just pick their house as our first pick, and the cat was named "Penny" because I fall asleep to reruns of Big Bang Theory every night. Look at me, I'm bostonfred! ;)
:lmao:

After posting my dream yesterday, I decided to e-mail it to Mrs. SLB.

 
Restaurant in Phister (one of them) has really good French Onion soup....and the hotel is allegedly haunted :oldunsure:

 
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Ok, about to start drinking again. Will aim for a better shot video later. :coffee:
:subscribe:

Folks are out of town and my best buddys folks are out of town. Stuck at work now but heading down to his house in Hernando, MS (awesome 6k single level spread on the lake). The asians (his wife (vietnamese) and my GF (korean)) will be joining us.

Have a handle of evan williams, a handle of woodford reserve, a case of champagne (plus pear necatar and OJ for bellini's/mimosas). Planning on smoking a turkey and doing alien mac & cheese among other stuff. BluRay of Nat Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Going to hole up in the compound for the next couple days and mix time between tending the smoker, :banned: , and :pickle: . Might be the best Christmas since I was a kid :lol:
Hubba hubba!

Tell me more about this alien mac and cheese please.
Alien Mac & Cheese

oh and mixing up a batch of Puerto Rican Coquito. This #### is insanely good. Beats egg nog IMO.
Boil the pasta for 20 minutes?? :yucky:

 
Ok, about to start drinking again. Will aim for a better shot video later. :coffee:
:subscribe:

Folks are out of town and my best buddys folks are out of town. Stuck at work now but heading down to his house in Hernando, MS (awesome 6k single level spread on the lake). The asians (his wife (vietnamese) and my GF (korean)) will be joining us.

Have a handle of evan williams, a handle of woodford reserve, a case of champagne (plus pear necatar and OJ for bellini's/mimosas). Planning on smoking a turkey and doing alien mac & cheese among other stuff. BluRay of Nat Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Going to hole up in the compound for the next couple days and mix time between tending the smoker, :banned: , and :pickle: . Might be the best Christmas since I was a kid :lol:
Hubba hubba!

Tell me more about this alien mac and cheese please.
Alien Mac & Cheese

oh and mixing up a batch of Puerto Rican Coquito. This #### is insanely good. Beats egg nog IMO.
Boil the pasta for 20 minutes?? :yucky:
Lol, pasta paste.

 
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.
I've got some 2010 Auburn National Championship shirts I can send you. :mellow:

 
Went to Trader Joe's and ALMOST knocked over a display of wine but didn't. YES.

Went to Target and parked in a side-lot near a pet store. Only Target has these gay (sorry, WD) boundaries around their store so you can't take their dumb carts...home? Use them like a homeless person? I dunno.

Of course I don't realize this, and I'm coming out of the store with my kid, some random stuff, including GATORADE FOR A DYING MAN (husband of the lady that takes care of our son. No TPW's please, SLB always gets TPW's and he's living real-life Final Destination.), and I forget about the boundary. Gatorade, kid in carseat, car 200 feet away. I ended up dragging that dumb fucking cart past their stupid electronic boundary, backwards, successfully. Fuck you, Target.
:lmao:
 
I took the boys to the butcher shop tonight. I always like going with my Dad so I make them go with me.

The butcher is cutting my prime rib steaks and Cal is checking out the inventory. Everything was full but the t-bones which was empty. "Looks like there was a lot of demand for the t-bones" he says to the butcher, nodding knowingly. This butcher is an older Italian guy that looks like he's lived a tough life. He turns around, looks at him, smiles, and says "there sure was". Then got back to work. I don't know why but it makes me :lmao:
:lmao: That's great.

 
What a fun morning! Hit a ####### deer just after leaving for dinner with my family. Of course - horse shoe up my ### that I have - it was right before an exit and I was able to limp my way to a truck stop. Air bags came out, which was fun with a cigaratte in my mouth (hint: they don't taste good lit). Cop showed up - I think he was more pissed that the deer got away than that he was on call on the 24th :lol: He had me do a field sobriety test, but wasn't even paying attention - I passed. I recently joined AAA and they had someone there to tow my truck in about 20 friggin minutes. EMTs arrived at some point & wanted to take me to the hospital, but I declined - no injuries (other than the partially ingested cig and the air bags punching my lungs through the BACK OF MY ####### CHEST). The AAA guy said at the time I should have my truck back by Thursday (!) - hood & grill ####ed up and whoever he worked for had/located both. Thank God no one was hurt, other than that poor deer. Cop drove me home.

They just called and said they'd have my truck done today! WTF? They are bringing it over by 4 o'clock!!!!

 
What a fun morning! Hit a ####### deer just after leaving for dinner with my family. Of course - horse shoe up my ### that I have - it was right before an exit and I was able to limp my way to a truck stop. Air bags came out, which was fun with a cigaratte in my mouth (hint: they don't taste good lit). Cop showed up - I think he was more pissed that the deer got away than that he was on call on the 24th :lol: He had me do a field sobriety test, but wasn't even paying attention - I passed. I recently joined AAA and they had someone there to tow my truck in about 20 friggin minutes. EMTs arrived at some point & wanted to take me to the hospital, but I declined - no injuries (other than the partially ingested cig and the air bags punching my lungs through the BACK OF MY ####### CHEST). The AAA guy said at the time I should have my truck back by Thursday (!) - hood & grill ####ed up and whoever he worked for had/located both. Thank God no one was hurt, other than that poor deer. Cop drove me home.

They just called and said they'd have my truck done today! WTF? They are bringing it over by 4 o'clock!!!!
Holy crap, that's a quick turnaround. Glad you're ok GB

 
I doubt anyone in the world is luckier than I am. Mechanic/Body shop guy said they had a rear-ended vehicle same make, model, and color as mine. Nothing bent on my truck, so just replacing the hood and grill. I said "Not that I'm complaining, but why the quick turnaround?". He said "I want to get this ####### Christmas #### done and go hunting the rest of the week". :lol:

 
Restaurant in Phister (one of them) has really good French Onion soup....and the hotel is allegedly haunted :oldunsure:
I stayed there once. The hotel was very nice, and the restaurant was great! Great location. Highly recommend for beerhole.

What a fun morning! Hit a ####### deer just after leaving for dinner with my family. Of course - horse shoe up my ### that I have - it was right before an exit and I was able to limp my way to a truck stop. Air bags came out, which was fun with a cigaratte in my mouth (hint: they don't taste good lit). Cop showed up - I think he was more pissed that the deer got away than that he was on call on the 24th :lol: He had me do a field sobriety test, but wasn't even paying attention - I passed. I recently joined AAA and they had someone there to tow my truck in about 20 friggin minutes. EMTs arrived at some point & wanted to take me to the hospital, but I declined - no injuries (other than the partially ingested cig and the air bags punching my lungs through the BACK OF MY ####### CHEST). The AAA guy said at the time I should have my truck back by Thursday (!) - hood & grill ####ed up and whoever he worked for had/located both. Thank God no one was hurt, other than that poor deer. Cop drove me home.

They just called and said they'd have my truck done today! WTF? They are bringing it over by 4 o'clock!!!!
Nice. Glad all turned out well, except for the deer.

 
We are taking a spontaneous trip to Seattle, leaving tomorrow. :oldunsure:
Krista, what little I know about you & Mr k4........well, I think Seattle is a good fit for you guys. It's not like you all don't have the ability to travel if the weather doesn't agree.

 
We are taking a spontaneous trip to Seattle, leaving tomorrow. :oldunsure:
I'm sure I speak for Fish, Ninja and myself (and maybe Redmond Longhorn) - :bye:
You going to be around? I've been Facebooking with ninja, who gave me a realtor referral. I hesitated to ask anyone to get together given it's the holidays. You must be DEAD by now, I'm sure.
How long will you be here for? Obviously will be with the family tomorrow but I'm here all week and work will be dead.

Where's the house?

 
What a fun morning! Hit a ####### deer just after leaving for dinner with my family. Of course - horse shoe up my ### that I have - it was right before an exit and I was able to limp my way to a truck stop. Air bags came out, which was fun with a cigaratte in my mouth (hint: they don't taste good lit). Cop showed up - I think he was more pissed that the deer got away than that he was on call on the 24th :lol: He had me do a field sobriety test, but wasn't even paying attention - I passed. I recently joined AAA and they had someone there to tow my truck in about 20 friggin minutes. EMTs arrived at some point & wanted to take me to the hospital, but I declined - no injuries (other than the partially ingested cig and the air bags punching my lungs through the BACK OF MY ####### CHEST). The AAA guy said at the time I should have my truck back by Thursday (!) - hood & grill ####ed up and whoever he worked for had/located both. Thank God no one was hurt, other than that poor deer. Cop drove me home.

They just called and said they'd have my truck done today! WTF? They are bringing it over by 4 o'clock!!!!
Holy crap, that's a quick turnaround. Glad you're ok GB
:goodposting: :goodposting:

 
Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies. :excited:

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

 
We are taking a spontaneous trip to Seattle, leaving tomorrow. :oldunsure:
I'm sure I speak for Fish, Ninja and myself (and maybe Redmond Longhorn) - :bye:
You going to be around? I've been Facebooking with ninja, who gave me a realtor referral. I hesitated to ask anyone to get together given it's the holidays. You must be DEAD by now, I'm sure.
How long will you be here for? Obviously will be with the family tomorrow but I'm here all week and work will be dead.

Where's the house?
Don't know; we're coming out to look around and see if we'd want to live there. We're staying in Ballard and friends think we'd like that area (stayed there last year and did like it), but we're open to a lot of places. Suggestions welcome!

We're there until 12/31.

 
We are taking a spontaneous trip to Seattle, leaving tomorrow. :oldunsure:
I'm sure I speak for Fish, Ninja and myself (and maybe Redmond Longhorn) - :bye:
You going to be around? I've been Facebooking with ninja, who gave me a realtor referral. I hesitated to ask anyone to get together given it's the holidays. You must be DEAD by now, I'm sure.
How long will you be here for? Obviously will be with the family tomorrow but I'm here all week and work will be dead.

Where's the house?
Don't know; we're coming out to look around and see if we'd want to live there. We're staying in Ballard and friends think we'd like that area (stayed there last year and did like it), but we're open to a lot of places. Suggestions welcome!

We're there until 12/31.
Ballard is good. You should also look in West Seattle from Alki to just south of Lincoln Park west of 35th as your high priorities in the city.

Greenlake, Queen Anne and Magnolia are likely your next choices.

Capitol Hill if you guys want to go urban/hip.

I'm assuming you guys want to stay in the city so I'm not suggesting any non-Seattle proper neighborhoods.

 
Abe looks almost nothing like I would have expected.
:goodposting: I picture him much older and bitterer.
EXACTLY. Younger and less serious-looking than I expected.

We are taking a spontaneous trip to Seattle, leaving tomorrow. :oldunsure:
I'm sure I speak for Fish, Ninja and myself (and maybe Redmond Longhorn) - :bye:
You going to be around? I've been Facebooking with ninja, who gave me a realtor referral. I hesitated to ask anyone to get together given it's the holidays. You must be DEAD by now, I'm sure.
How long will you be here for? Obviously will be with the family tomorrow but I'm here all week and work will be dead.

Where's the house?
Don't know; we're coming out to look around and see if we'd want to live there. We're staying in Ballard and friends think we'd like that area (stayed there last year and did like it), but we're open to a lot of places. Suggestions welcome!

We're there until 12/31.
Ballard is good. You should also look in West Seattle from Alki to just south of Lincoln Park west of 35th as your high priorities in the city.

Greenlake, Queen Anne and Magnolia are likely your next choices.

Capitol Hill if you guys want to go urban/hip.

I'm assuming you guys want to stay in the city so I'm not suggesting any non-Seattle proper neighborhoods.
Thanks for the info. Those were all areas I'd looked at but wasn't sure about...our friends haven't been there long enough to be too helpful. I especially wondered about West Seattle and Greenlake.

I'll message ninja and Redmond and see if they're around and up for a get-together.

 
Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies. :excited:

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.
There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

 

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