What's new
Fantasy Football - Footballguys Forums

This is a sample guest message. Register a free account today to become a member! Once signed in, you'll be able to participate on this site by adding your own topics and posts, as well as connect with other members through your own private inbox!

GM's thread about nothing (30 Viewers)

We have the TV on a lot at the house. Wife went out shopping today, and I pretty much wrapped about 4,000 presents and did stuff with the kids. Had Directv tuned to Pandora for about 10 straight hours, and I feel so tranquil right now. I totally forgot about MNF until someone mentioned something in here.
Wrapped all the presents by myself . They look like ####

 
What a fun morning! Hit a ####### deer just after leaving for dinner with my family. Of course - horse shoe up my ### that I have - it was right before an exit and I was able to limp my way to a truck stop. Air bags came out, which was fun with a cigaratte in my mouth (hint: they don't taste good lit). Cop showed up - I think he was more pissed that the deer got away than that he was on call on the 24th :lol: He had me do a field sobriety test, but wasn't even paying attention - I passed. I recently joined AAA and they had someone there to tow my truck in about 20 friggin minutes. EMTs arrived at some point & wanted to take me to the hospital, but I declined - no injuries (other than the partially ingested cig and the air bags punching my lungs through the BACK OF MY ####### CHEST). The AAA guy said at the time I should have my truck back by Thursday (!) - hood & grill ####ed up and whoever he worked for had/located both. Thank God no one was hurt, other than that poor deer. Cop drove me home.

They just called and said they'd have my truck done today! WTF? They are bringing it over by 4 o'clock!!!!
Happy you're OK GB

 
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.
I've got some 2010 Auburn National Championship shirts I can send you. :mellow:
any 2003 rings?

 
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.
I've got some 2010 Auburn National Championship shirts I can send you. :mellow:
any 2003 rings?
oof

 
Ok, about to start drinking again. Will aim for a better shot video later. :coffee:
:subscribe:

Folks are out of town and my best buddys folks are out of town. Stuck at work now but heading down to his house in Hernando, MS (awesome 6k single level spread on the lake). The asians (his wife (vietnamese) and my GF (korean)) will be joining us.

Have a handle of evan williams, a handle of woodford reserve, a case of champagne (plus pear necatar and OJ for bellini's/mimosas). Planning on smoking a turkey and doing alien mac & cheese among other stuff. BluRay of Nat Lampoons Christmas Vacation. Going to hole up in the compound for the next couple days and mix time between tending the smoker, :banned: , and :pickle: . Might be the best Christmas since I was a kid :lol:
Hubba hubba!

Tell me more about this alien mac and cheese please.
oh and mixing up a batch of Puerto Rican Coquito. This #### is insanely good. Beats egg nog IMO.
Not enough cans

 
Was this a mean text message for me to send to my siblings and cousins who have sent 27 text messages over the past 2 days at all hours ranging from 6am to 2am?

"Pregnant wife trying to nap. Please take us off the group texts."

 
sheesh I'm tired.

Did the menu listed yesterday, but added a smoke Boston butt, lamb chops and half dozen more vegetable dishes after a late night market run.

Must have put out 30-40 completely different plates of food in about an hour and a half.

The baked triple cream raw sheep milk cheese baked then topped with cashews and strawberries was off the charts.

 
I would have Gone with "pregnant wife with a husband trying to nap..." But whatever.
It did wake both of us up. Jerks. Getting #### from my sister about it, but I shut her down. Everybody is way too sensitive. Then there's mine who is hormonal and tired on top of it. Joy to the world.

 
I would have Gone with "pregnant wife with a husband trying to nap..." But whatever.
It did wake both of us up. Jerks. Getting #### from my sister about it, but I shut her down. Everybody is way too sensitive. Then there's mine who is hormonal and tired on top of it. Joy to the world.
So "turning off the ringer" wasn't in play?
Not with an uncle in the hospital. Just the constant dumb texts over and over were irritating. I didn't think asking to be removed was that bad. :shrug:
 
Last edited by a moderator:
I would have Gone with "pregnant wife with a husband trying to nap..." But whatever.
It did wake both of us up. Jerks. Getting #### from my sister about it, but I shut her down. Everybody is way too sensitive. Then there's mine who is hormonal and tired on top of it. Joy to the world.
So "turning off the ringer" wasn't in play?
Not with an uncle in the hospital. Just the constant dumb texts over and over were irritating. I didn't think asking to be removed was that bad. :shrug:
It wasn't. I've gotten on text strings too and it's annoying as hell.

Present company excluded. Of course.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Outside if the Christmas feast (turkey, ham, etc) I have now eaten at least a dozen tamales. South Texas is the suck...except for the tamales. Oh my.

 
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.
I've got some 2010 Auburn National Championship shirts I can send you. :mellow:
any 2003 rings?
I'm sorry no one is talking about the Outback Bowl.

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.
I've got some 2010 Auburn National Championship shirts I can send you. :mellow:
any 2003 rings?
I'm sorry no one is talking about the Outback Bowl.
I need some of the 2010 shirts. I spilled something on mine and ruined it. XL please.

 
Congrats to Thorn and Bogart.

As promised, here's a shot video. Nothing special, just recognizing greatness.

ETA Yes I quit chewing and had a chew the size of Montana in. Sue me.
Wish you would have done this video yesterday. Think the XL shirt I put in you Secret Santa is not gonna fit.
You sayin I'm fat? :oldunsure:

Could have been the bad camera angle and the flannel jacket I was wearing. I do wear XL though

Also, got the Brewers pint glasses today. Thanks GB!

 
Last edited by a moderator:
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Gifts are always acceptable. Are they candy striped?
Just crimson colored sweatpants with "Indiana" on the left leg :thumbup:
I'll take 'em if you don't want them. Big fan of wearing any college clothing, no matter if I attended the school or not. See Oregon, University of.

In fact, I don't think I've ever owned anything with Millsaps on it, other than Frat shirts.
I've got some 2010 Auburn National Championship shirts I can send you. :mellow:
I almost went to Auburn. Good game. I'll take 'em!

 
My B&SIL, nephews and nephew's new Chinesed wife just left. She's pretty hot. Cal seemed to be a little smitten. Although it was a little awkward, since is the first time we've ever even met her, when he immediately says "Wow, you're Chinese!! I was tracking Santa on NORAD and he has already been to China.".

 
Mr. krista's best talent is identifying voices in radio/TV ads, voiceovers, etc. It's really something to behold. I was just reminded of this as we are watching Ken Burns' Baseball and he identified Adam Arkin's voice immediately. I didn't even know there was an Adam Arkin.

 
Took my mom to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra last night. Sweet Bobby Jesus. I kept waiting for Jason Segel to come on stage with a puppet Dracula.

 
Mr. krista's best talent is identifying voices in radio/TV ads, voiceovers, etc. It's really something to behold. I was just reminded of this as we are watching Ken Burns' Baseball and he identified Adam Arkin's voice immediately. I didn't even know there was an Adam Arkin.
So given the choice between eating his food or seeing an unidentified animated movie with him, I should choose the B animated flick?

 
Mr. krista's best talent is identifying voices in radio/TV ads, voiceovers, etc. It's really something to behold. I was just reminded of this as we are watching Ken Burns' Baseball and he identified Adam Arkin's voice immediately. I didn't even know there was an Adam Arkin.
So given the choice between eating his food or seeing an unidentified animated movie with him, I should choose the B animated flick?
:lmao: Yes. There are other people who can cook really well, but I think he could win Olympic Gold in the "identify semi-obscure voices" event.

 
I have spent the day doing absolutely nothing but running a few errands and sitting on my couch, and it's been amazing. Time for a drink I think.

 
Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over. :thumbup:
Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?
Hmmm...
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top