GM's thread about nothing (36 Viewers)

[krista4]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

I can't quit your live updates

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Pro tip: A hot chick in assless chaps is never a bad idea.

Update: Not enough Jake Gyllenhaal.

 

[proninja]

Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.

Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?

Hmmm...

He doesn't realize yet that she bought herself a present to wear at his house.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Just like Jesus did

 

[Tiger Fan]

Did gift exchange with Chicago Girl last night because I have my daughter tonight and then we are going to Maine.

We have only been dating for 3-4 months and I wasn't even sure if we were doing gifts until we talked it on Saturday, so I had played it somewhat safe with the gifts I got for her just in case she didn't have anything for me.

Of course, she's awesome so she got me some great stuff. A couple highlights: we both got each other beer (thanks for the assist on that one Thorn, it was a big hit) and she also got me some new pajama pants to offset the ones she has commandeered when she stays over.

Frosty > need you to weigh in here. She went to IU and got me IU pajama pants. Acceptable or do I have to tell her I can't wear them because I didn't go to IU?

Hmmm...

He doesn't realize yet that she bought herself a present to wear at his house.

And she has "hand"

 

[krista4]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Just like Jesus did

 

[JaxBill]

Welp. Never made it to Christmas Eve services because the wife went early (singing in the choir) and her van was was rammed from behind by some young girl (no pics) who was apparently totally unaware that traffic was slowing. Wife's van got shoved into a truck which was pushed into a car. Luckily, wife is okay. Van, not so much. Probably a coinflip if they total it.

Now where is that bourbon?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Took my mom to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra last night. Sweet Bobby Jesus. I kept waiting for Jason Segel to come on stage with a puppet Dracula.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Welp. Never made it to Christmas Eve services because the wife went early (singing in the choir) and her van was was rammed from behind by some young girl (no pics) who was apparently totally unaware that traffic was slowing. Wife's van got shoved into a truck which was pushed into a car. Luckily, wife is okay. Van, not so much. Probably a coinflip if they total it.

Now where is that bourbon?

I'm glad your wife is okay, GB. Nice to see you around, it has been a while. Merry Christmas.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"Wow! You're Chinese!". Godamnit.

 

[cosjobs]

The other night my poodle Guy, the notorious potdog was having a really hard time getting onto the couch. He was lethargic and seemed sick. I carried him to the bed and laid with him, consoling and cooing to him. He's eight years old and big dogs don't often live very long. My last standard died at 10 and he was superior in health. I was actually weeping as I stroked him and laid next to him reading my Kindle.

Next day, I notice something in the corner of the bedroom. It was a boston butt pork roast I ahd been thawing in the sink. All that was left was the center bone and the outside skin. The mother####er had gotten sick because he ate an entire, raw 15# hunk of pork.

Good thing GM didn't send me an xmas package this year, or he probably would have gone in the freezer and helped himself to a second helping.

 

[kevzilla]

Return of the Attack of the Stonerpoodles!

 

[Bogart]

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

Your Dad is so getting some. What a mother ####er.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Did not read.

 

[Abraham]

The other night my poodle Guy, the notorious potdog was having a really hard time getting onto the couch. He was lethargic and seemed sick. I carried him to the bed and laid with him, consoling and cooing to him. He's eight years old and big dogs don't often live very long. My last standard died at 10 and he was superior in health. I was actually weeping as I stroked him and laid next to him reading my Kindle.

Next day, I notice something in the corner of the bedroom. It was a boston butt pork roast I ahd been thawing in the sink. All that was left was the center bone and the outside skin. The mother####er had gotten sick because he ate an entire, raw 15# hunk of pork.

Good thing GM didn't send me an xmas package this year, or he probably would have gone in the freezer and helped himself to a second helping.

just imagine while you were upset laying with him he was trying to figure out how to tell you "I'm not dying, I just need to take a really big dump!"

 

[Tiger Fan]

The other night my poodle Guy, the notorious potdog was having a really hard time getting onto the couch. He was lethargic and seemed sick. I carried him to the bed and laid with him, consoling and cooing to him. He's eight years old and big dogs don't often live very long. My last standard died at 10 and he was superior in health. I was actually weeping as I stroked him and laid next to him reading my Kindle.

Next day, I notice something in the corner of the bedroom. It was a boston butt pork roast I ahd been thawing in the sink. All that was left was the center bone and the outside skin. The mother####er had gotten sick because he ate an entire, raw 15# hunk of pork.

Good thing GM didn't send me an xmas package this year, or he probably would have gone in the freezer and helped himself to a second helping.

You named your poodle after $cupper?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

Your Dad is so getting some. What a mother ####er.

We also bought each other the same thing for Christmas.

 

[cosjobs]

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

Your Dad is so getting some. What a mother ####er.

We also bought each other the same thing for Christmas.

Panera gift cards?

 

[cosjobs]

Somebody give me the poop on this Scramble the kids are playing these days.

Can I play on Kindle, Galaxy phone, Samsung Tablet or laptop?

Its like Boggle?

What are the accepted cheats everyone seems to use?

I have five days off and am unsure to do with all the upcoming free time.

P.S. PMed BostonFred to get together and interpret dreams and stuff. No reply from wikkidpissah.

 

[Frostillicus]

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

Sweet.

 

[Bogart]

Heading up to hospital. My grandfather (not the one I ratted on about his pills, but my stepmom's dad) was just admitted to CCU. They found a brain tumor during a scan this evening.

I'm starting to feel like SLB.

This is now the fifth Christmas in a row we have had a family medical issue or death in the family. #### this holiday.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Pouring my last scotch of the night. Merry Christmas GMTAN.

In all seriousness, this thread is a staple in my (and I assume most if not all of our) everyday lives. In helps pass the day, makes me laugh and cry...best to all of yours and your family.

TPW BOB

GM, hope the nanny eats some meat tomorrow

Frosty, keep up the NCAA hoops capping

Cos, heres to single digit albert oaks strategy changes in 2014

K4 - heres to single digit moves in 2014

YSR - GLLL with moves and jobs

Bentrley - hope the kids have a blast tomorrow

Guster/Gadzooks - hope i eventually figure out which one of you is which, but good luck with your sweet job and quasi relationships

Ignoramus - keep up the funny, you were the subtle GMTAN one liner MVP of 2013

CQ - you dont post a lot, but you bring the funny all the time

Shuke - hope you get some help for your bobble head addiction

TRE - good luck in all your meat related endeavors

commisholio - nice call on Josh Gordon - we almost pulled it all off

Tanner - hope you have the font large enough on the screen to read this

Rude - hey bud (sorry, got nothing)

Pickles - youre up in WWF

Pack - TPW also

UH - good morning

Abe - GLLLL with everything. youre a good dude

HJS - bang a (legal) teen for us all tomorrow

if i left you out....sorry.

 

[Tecumseh]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Opus?

ETA:

 

[krista4]

Pouring my last scotch of the night. Merry Christmas GMTAN.

In all seriousness, this thread is a staple in my (and I assume most if not all of our) everyday lives. In helps pass the day, makes me laugh and cry...best to all of yours and your family.

TPW BOB

GM, hope the nanny eats some meat tomorrow

Frosty, keep up the NCAA hoops capping

Cos, heres to single digit albert oaks strategy changes in 2014

K4 - heres to single digit moves in 2014

YSR - GLLL with moves and jobs

Bentrley - hope the kids have a blast tomorrow

Guster/Gadzooks - hope i eventually figure out which one of you is which, but good luck with your sweet job and quasi relationships

Ignoramus - keep up the funny, you were the subtle GMTAN one liner MVP of 2013

CQ - you dont post a lot, but you bring the funny all the time

Shuke - hope you get some help for your bobble head addiction

TRE - good luck in all your meat related endeavors

commisholio - nice call on Josh Gordon - we almost pulled it all off

Tanner - hope you have the font large enough on the screen to read this

Rude - hey bud (sorry, got nothing)

Pickles - youre up in WWF

Pack - TPW also

UH - good morning

Abe - GLLLL with everything. youre a good dude

HJS - bang a (legal) teen for us all tomorrow

if i left you out....sorry.

Well done. And to TF, may all your ice be bagged.

 

[krista4]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Opus?

ETA:

Cowtippers!

 

[Abraham]

Merry Christmas to all. My 3 year old daughter went to bed early because she couldn't wait for Santa any longer. In my wildest dreams I never imagined how amazing Christmas would be with a little one. All she's talked about is a barbie house. Nothing else. People ask what she wants for Christmas and she answers, "I hope Santa brings me a barbie house. That's all." Two weeks ago I told her he might not be able to make a barbie house for her if she wasn't good and she replied "can't he just go to wal mart?"

Merry Christmas Presley. http://tinypic.com/r/21e2eqf/5

And merry Christmas Jim tan. I'll be up drinking for a while.

 

[Tecumseh]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Opus?

ETA:

Cowtippers!

Not familiar with that one. There was a gay bar on Cheshire Bridge, not sure if it's still there, that the wife and I stumbled upon when we lived in Va highlands. The bartender had the cowboy shtick rolling. Fun place, but I was a little too popular.

 

[krista4]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Opus?

ETA:

Cowtippers!

Not familiar with that one. There was a gay bar on Cheshire Bridge, not sure if it's still there, that the wife and I stumbled upon when we lived in Va highlands. The bartender had the cowboy shtick rolling. Fun place, but I was a little too popular.

We're in Midtown, in a location that my friend Jane calls "at the corner of Gay and Gay".

 

[cosjobs]

Do we want to do another coshole SB weekend?

Probably can't do it here, but I was looking at Homeaway and there are some pretty sweet properties available near downtown with lots to do nearby and where certain parties could freely bring home women with an affinity toward turpitude.

I'm game to set it up if y'all want to do it. I'm thinking something near the center of town where we could short cabride or walk to a huge variety of bars and diversions. If Homer comes again I can try to find one with proximity to a middle school.

We could probably do it for a couple hundred a head, maybe less if enough want to join in or you want to stay in bum####. I say get something nice. Go big or stay home..

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

Your Dad is so getting some. What a mother ####er.

We also bought each other the same thing for Christmas.

Panera gift cards?

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

Sweet.

I also showed him all the movies you sent me. (Always giving props to the GMTAN) He asks what that 30/30 was and although I've never watched an episode, I told him how (an intelligent GB thinks) it's awesome. He asked to borrow it and that isn't like him. Knocking them out of the park GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Heading up to hospital. My grandfather (not the one I ratted on about his pills, but my stepmom's dad) was just admitted to CCU. They found a brain tumor during a scan this evening.

I'm starting to feel like SLB.

This is now the fifth Christmas in a row we have had a family medical issue or death in the family. #### this holiday.

:( Sorry to hear this GB.

 

[Tecumseh]

Think we're going to a gay cowboy bar for dinner.

Opus?

ETA:

Cowtippers!

Not familiar with that one. There was a gay bar on Cheshire Bridge, not sure if it's still there, that the wife and I stumbled upon when we lived in Va highlands. The bartender had the cowboy shtick rolling. Fun place, but I was a little too popular.

We're in Midtown, in a location that my friend Jane calls "at the corner of Gay and Gay".

Googled it. Been by that place a million times, never knew it was a gay cowboy bar. Have you been to Smith's Olde Bar yet? Great venue for live music.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do we want to do another coshole SB weekend?

I'm still getting peppered with how I'm a traitor to the family for not being there for the last one. It was one of the best times of my life but I'm out this year, GB.

Merry Christmas to all. My 3 year old daughter went to bed early because she couldn't wait for Santa any longer. In my wildest dreams I never imagined how amazing Christmas would be with a little one. All she's talked about is a barbie house. Nothing else. People ask what she wants for Christmas and she answers, "I hope Santa brings me a barbie house. That's all." Two weeks ago I told her he might not be able to make a barbie house for her if she wasn't good and she replied "can't he just go to wal mart?"

Merry Christmas Presley. http://tinypic.com/r/21e2eqf/5

And merry Christmas Jim tan. I'll be up drinking for a while.

and Merry Christmas to you GB.

 

[Frostillicus]

I also showed him all the movies you sent me. (Always giving props to the GMTAN) He asks what that 30/30 was and although I've never watched an episode, I told him how (an intelligent GB thinks) it's awesome. He asked to borrow it and that isn't like him. Knocking them out of the park GB.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had two different GMTANers text me today, that normally don't, and it was about 5 seconds apart. Thought that was a weird coincidence.

Anyhow, I'm drunk, it's Christmas Eve and here we still are. I don't think I can say enough times how much I love and appreciate you guys. Merry Christmas.

 

[cosjobs]

I had two different GMTANers text me today, that normally don't, and it was about 5 seconds apart. Thought that was a weird coincidence.

One of them was your Dad.

And he was texting you from inside the house.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I had two different GMTANers text me today, that normally don't, and it was about 5 seconds apart. Thought that was a weird coincidence.

One of them was your Dad.

And he was texting you from inside the house.

lol

He generally texts me too though.

 

[JaxBill]

Do we want to do another coshole SB weekend?

I'm still getting peppered with how I'm a traitor to the family for not being there for the last one. It was one of the best times of my life but I'm out this year, GB.

Merry Christmas to all. My 3 year old daughter went to bed early because she couldn't wait for Santa any longer. In my wildest dreams I never imagined how amazing Christmas would be with a little one. All she's talked about is a barbie house. Nothing else. People ask what she wants for Christmas and she answers, "I hope Santa brings me a barbie house. That's all." Two weeks ago I told her he might not be able to make a barbie house for her if she wasn't good and she replied "can't he just go to wal mart?"

Merry Christmas Presley. http://tinypic.com/r/21e2eqf/5

And merry Christmas Jim tan. I'll be up drinking for a while.

and Merry Christmas to you GB.

Yes, Merry Christmas.

It's a little different with two teenage sons now. Less drama about finding the perfect gift but also less "magic".

 

[Drifter]

Do we want to do another coshole SB weekend?

Probably can't do it here, but I was looking at Homeaway and there are some pretty sweet properties available near downtown with lots to do nearby and where certain parties could freely bring home women with an affinity toward turpitude.

I'm game to set it up if y'all want to do it. I'm thinking something near the center of town where we could short cabride or walk to a huge variety of bars and diversions. If Homer comes again I can try to find one with proximity to a middle school.

We could probably do it for a couple hundred a head, maybe less if enough want to join in or you want to stay in bum####. I say get something nice. Go big or stay home..

How about in Vegas?

 

[cosjobs]

Do we want to do another coshole SB weekend?

Probably can't do it here, but I was looking at Homeaway and there are some pretty sweet properties available near downtown with lots to do nearby and where certain parties could freely bring home women with an affinity toward turpitude.

I'm game to set it up if y'all want to do it. I'm thinking something near the center of town where we could short cabride or walk to a huge variety of bars and diversions. If Homer comes again I can try to find one with proximity to a middle school.

We could probably do it for a couple hundred a head, maybe less if enough want to join in or you want to stay in bum####. I say get something nice. Go big or stay home..

How about in Vegas?

Maybe tahoe

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Do we want to do another coshole SB weekend?

I'm still getting peppered with how I'm a traitor to the family for not being there for the last one. It was one of the best times of my life but I'm out this year, GB.

Merry Christmas to all. My 3 year old daughter went to bed early because she couldn't wait for Santa any longer. In my wildest dreams I never imagined how amazing Christmas would be with a little one. All she's talked about is a barbie house. Nothing else. People ask what she wants for Christmas and she answers, "I hope Santa brings me a barbie house. That's all." Two weeks ago I told her he might not be able to make a barbie house for her if she wasn't good and she replied "can't he just go to wal mart?"

Merry Christmas Presley. http://tinypic.com/r/21e2eqf/5

And merry Christmas Jim tan. I'll be up drinking for a while.

and Merry Christmas to you GB.

Yes, Merry Christmas.

It's a little different with two teenage sons now. Less drama about finding the perfect gift but also less "magic".

I bet.

But hey, teenage girlfriends!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mrs. SLB never told me that my nephew and his new wife were coming over. That sucks. This gal comes from a prominent family. Her father is the Governor of a province. I would have at least tried to learn how to say "hello" in her native dialect. I felt like Mr McDowell.

At least, for some reason, Mrs. SLB showed her our wedding pictures. "That's really you?" she asked about me. ahhh

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Merry Christmas, good friends.

 

[Abraham]

Merry Christmas, good friends.

Morning, bill.

Tamale count is up to 15

 

[Thorn]

Toast to the winners!

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Toast to the winners!

Well done, sir!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

#### I love Thorn

 

[T Bell]

Frosty package arrived!!

HFS, thanks so much GB!! Not pictured is a set of 1993-1994 football cards and a couple of adult movies.

Of course my favorite is the mommy porn book. Mrs. SLB said she hasn't read it yet. This will be my favorite gift of 2013. I love you.

There are TWO (2) Mommy porn books. And I thought Cal might enjoy the nerd D&D book thing. Merry X-Mas.

Mrs. SLB left the books out on the counter. I mean why wouldn't she. My Mom picks one up and reads the cover out loud "The Billionaire that makes her do anything". Ohhh she says. I bet your Dad would like me to read this! Then she cracks it open and starts reading for about 30 seconds. Closes it, whatever.

Then 20 minutes later she's ready to leave. I mean really ready to go apparently. My Dad is like WTF then he kind of got his chair really far from the table with a big smile on his face like "I get it now". FML

Your Dad is so getting some. What a mother ####er.

Congrats on your new brother circa September, Bob.

 

[T Bell]

Merry Christmas to all. My 3 year old daughter went to bed early because she couldn't wait for Santa any longer. In my wildest dreams I never imagined how amazing Christmas would be with a little one. All she's talked about is a barbie house. Nothing else. People ask what she wants for Christmas and she answers, "I hope Santa brings me a barbie house. That's all." Two weeks ago I told her he might not be able to make a barbie house for her if she wasn't good and she replied "can't he just go to wal mart?"

Merry Christmas Presley. http://tinypic.com/r/21e2eqf/5

And merry Christmas Jim tan. I'll be up drinking for a while.

Post a video of her entering the room in the morning. I'm serious. I love seeing kids lose their #### because their dreams just came true. That's awesome.

 

[T Bell]

Heading up to hospital. My grandfather (not the one I ratted on about his pills, but my stepmom's dad) was just admitted to CCU. They found a brain tumor during a scan this evening.

I'm starting to feel like SLB.

This is now the fifth Christmas in a row we have had a family medical issue or death in the family. #### this holiday.

I'm sorry, man. :(