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[YSR]

Did I miss something where a member of this thread thought it was a good idea to expose the identity of someone's SO because she might be crazy?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I could have had 8 million dollars on the line and wouldn't have been screaming at the TV any more than I was. Frick!!!!

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Did I miss something where a member of this thread thought it was a good idea to expose the identity of someone's SO because she might be crazy?

Not an SO. Just a random friend.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Which btw I still haven't seen yet.

Junkie single-mom? That's my bread and butter, mofo!

 

[Guster]

Which btw I still haven't seen yet.

Junkie single-mom? That's my bread and butter, mofo!

I left one pic up GB

 

[T Bell]

Did I miss something where a member of this thread thought it was a good idea to expose the identity of someone's SO because she might be crazy?

Correction: a potentially hot, crazy crack-whore with poor judgment (if that's not too redundant) who might be open to casual sex on the rebound.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I guess I should update.

1) I'm sending out my secret santa today. I know I suck. Sorry GB.

2) So I texted the hot blond chick from Saturday night (crazy eyes). The texts went like this (word for word)

SJ: Hi crazy eyes, this is Jason. From the party Saturday night. [Friend] gave me your number. I enjoyed meeting you. I'd love to do it again, if you are interested.

Blond [2 minutes later]: Of course I'd love to see you again silly! Thanks for much for getting in touch. I think you are great!

Blond [1 minute after that]: Oops, was I supposed to wait longer than 30 seconds to respond?

SJ: You are hilarious.

Blond: I'm not very good at playing hard to get.

SJ [taking a bit of a risk]: you around this weekend?

Blond: I'm in SC visiting my parents for Christmas. But if I were free, what would you do with me.

SJ: hmmm. . . that's a bit of a loaded question. . .

Blond: oops. Two strikes.

Blond: I hope you are smiling.

SJ: Absolutely. Two gold stars.

SJ [taking another risk]: What would you have me do with you?

Blond: going for a bike ride with my dad. . . text you later?

SJ: Sure. Have fun!

Blond [and hour later]: The answer, sweet [my name], is that I would have you do everything with me.

Blond: Everything.

So. . .

I just.

I mean. . .

This is good, right?

Is this how dating works now?

What the hell is going on?

Yes, have some

Yes, have some

 

[Guster]

Did I miss something where a member of this thread thought it was a good idea to expose the identity of someone's SO because she might be crazy?

Not an SO. Just a random friend.

Yeah, DEFINITELY not my SO

One of the pictures I posted of a FB friend had her name written in ####ty glamor shots script on the pic. From there it was simple to google and figure out who it was. Sloppy effort on my part, but was just trying to share pics

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Is there any real difference between spotify and pandora?

 

[T Bell]

I guess I should update.

1) I'm sending out my secret santa today. I know I suck. Sorry GB.

2) So I texted the hot blond chick from Saturday night (crazy eyes). The texts went like this (word for word)

SJ: Hi crazy eyes, this is Jason. From the party Saturday night. [Friend] gave me your number. I enjoyed meeting you. I'd love to do it again, if you are interested.

Blond [2 minutes later]: Of course I'd love to see you again silly! Thanks for much for getting in touch. I think you are great!

Blond [1 minute after that]: Oops, was I supposed to wait longer than 30 seconds to respond?

SJ: You are hilarious.

Blond: I'm not very good at playing hard to get.

SJ [taking a bit of a risk]: you around this weekend?

Blond: I'm in SC visiting my parents for Christmas. But if I were free, what would you do with me.

SJ: hmmm. . . that's a bit of a loaded question. . .

Blond: oops. Two strikes.

Blond: I hope you are smiling.

SJ: Absolutely. Two gold stars.

SJ [taking another risk]: What would you have me do with you?

Blond: going for a bike ride with my dad. . . text you later?

SJ: Sure. Have fun!

Blond [and hour later]: The answer, sweet [my name], is that I would have you do everything with me.

Blond: Everything.

So. . .

I just.

I mean. . .

This is good, right?

Is this how dating works now?

What the hell is going on?

Yes, have some

Yes, have some

Missed this reponse before.

Also, this.

 

[UniAlias]

Is there any real difference between spotify and pandora?

I haven't used Pandora in years, so it's possible that they've changed their model.. but Spotify gives you the ability to choose exactly what you want to listen to rather than just a "radio" based on bands. Spotify is also a lot better at the social media aspect of things, being able to generate/share/view playlists of FB friends.

 

[Guster]

Is there any real difference between spotify and pandora?

I haven't used Pandora in years, so it's possible that they've changed their model.. but Spotify gives you the ability to choose exactly what you want to listen to rather than just a "radio" based on bands. Spotify is also a lot better at the social media aspect of things, being able to generate/share/view playlists of FB friends.

Plus you can do radio stuff like Pandora on Spotify too

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

15 minutes of news bloopers but this is the only one that really made me laugh

Cool uncles give the best xmas cards

Bananas are tasty

Another thing cats are better at

 

[Sweet J]

White trash chick I went to high school posted this on Facebook earlier:

Well Folks..After 9 ####en Years of giving MY EVERYTHING TO HIM..HE DESERTS ME N KIDS ON XMAS NO LESS. IM TOLD WHAT A JUNKIE COKE WHORE I AM DAILY..I'VE STAYED FOR SOO LONG CUZ I REALLY BELIEVED HE COULD BE FIXED. THAT OUR FAMILY WOULD MAKE HIM OPEN HIS EYES. BUT SADLY...IT DIDN'T. I AM BESIDE MYSELF WITH GREIF AND HAVE NO WHERE TO TURN. AT GRANDPARENTS NOW..CANT LIVE HERE. MY SCHOOL KIDS SCHOOL ALL IN SOUTH PORTLAND. I COULD QUIT SCHOOL N GET JOB..BUT MY 13$ HR ISNT GOING TO BE ENUF TO SUPPORT MYSELF TWO KIDS RENT N ALL OTHER BILLS. IM ####ED..HARD!@ I DO NOT SEE THE SILVER LINING...WHERE OH WHERE IS IT??

hook her up with Sweet J

Think we need a pic to confirm a good match for Sweet J

She's cute for a white trash crack whore

Hello.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Ok so I'm sitting at the bar in Youngstown, hoping Tanner doesn't call. Working on a serious case of wanderlust. I'm 99% sure I'm bailing on the Hamptons after this summer. Where should I go?

How do you feel about 115 degree temperatures?

Austin is a possibility, but Cos will make me eat jalapeños. Dallas hasn't really entered my thoughts.

I've got connections in Hawaii and the Virgin Islands...kinda thinking that's better than Dallas. Will entertain arguments to the contrary though.

 

[T Bell]

White trash chick I went to high school posted this on Facebook earlier:

Well Folks..After 9 ####en Years of giving MY EVERYTHING TO HIM..HE DESERTS ME N KIDS ON XMAS NO LESS. IM TOLD WHAT A JUNKIE COKE WHORE I AM DAILY..I'VE STAYED FOR SOO LONG CUZ I REALLY BELIEVED HE COULD BE FIXED. THAT OUR FAMILY WOULD MAKE HIM OPEN HIS EYES. BUT SADLY...IT DIDN'T. I AM BESIDE MYSELF WITH GREIF AND HAVE NO WHERE TO TURN. AT GRANDPARENTS NOW..CANT LIVE HERE. MY SCHOOL KIDS SCHOOL ALL IN SOUTH PORTLAND. I COULD QUIT SCHOOL N GET JOB..BUT MY 13$ HR ISNT GOING TO BE ENUF TO SUPPORT MYSELF TWO KIDS RENT N ALL OTHER BILLS. IM ####ED..HARD!@ I DO NOT SEE THE SILVER LINING...WHERE OH WHERE IS IT??

hook her up with Sweet J

Think we need a pic to confirm a good match for Sweet J

She's cute for a white trash crack whore

Hello.

Any noods from psycho yet?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Ok so I'm sitting at the bar in Youngstown, hoping Tanner doesn't call. Working on a serious case of wanderlust. I'm 99% sure I'm bailing on the Hamptons after this summer. Where should I go?

Tempting

 

[Guster]

Ok so I'm sitting at the bar in Youngstown, hoping Tanner doesn't call. Working on a serious case of wanderlust. I'm 99% sure I'm bailing on the Hamptons after this summer. Where should I go?

How do you feel about 115 degree temperatures?

Austin is a possibility, but Cos will make me eat jalapeños. Dallas hasn't really entered my thoughts.

I've got connections in Hawaii and the Virgin Islands...kinda thinking that's better than Dallas. Will entertain arguments to the contrary though.

Pretty sure it's time to give Cincy another chance

 

[T Bell]

Homer needs either a college town or a resort town where he can use his powers of persuasion on women exercising poor judgment.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is there any real difference between spotify and pandora?

huge difference.

Spotify is exponentially better. Virtually any album or song on demand at all times. Plus playlist sharing/serching is huge

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Anyone know the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?

Spoiler

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a garbanzo bean on my face

 

[Abraham]

I love Austin, but to in your position id move to Las Vegas. The idea that not only is every night a party but it's different people having fun...well that would be alright.

 

[Guster]

I love Austin, but to in your position id move to Las Vegas. The idea that not only is every night a party but it's different people having fun...well that would be alright.

Some of us would like to keep our GB Homer alive

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Is there any real difference between spotify and pandora?

huge difference.Spotify is exponentially better. Virtually any album or song on demand at all times. Plus playlist sharing/serching is huge

The free version?

 

[Sweet J]

White trash chick I went to high school posted this on Facebook earlier:

Well Folks..After 9 ####en Years of giving MY EVERYTHING TO HIM..HE DESERTS ME N KIDS ON XMAS NO LESS. IM TOLD WHAT A JUNKIE COKE WHORE I AM DAILY..I'VE STAYED FOR SOO LONG CUZ I REALLY BELIEVED HE COULD BE FIXED. THAT OUR FAMILY WOULD MAKE HIM OPEN HIS EYES. BUT SADLY...IT DIDN'T. I AM BESIDE MYSELF WITH GREIF AND HAVE NO WHERE TO TURN. AT GRANDPARENTS NOW..CANT LIVE HERE. MY SCHOOL KIDS SCHOOL ALL IN SOUTH PORTLAND. I COULD QUIT SCHOOL N GET JOB..BUT MY 13$ HR ISNT GOING TO BE ENUF TO SUPPORT MYSELF TWO KIDS RENT N ALL OTHER BILLS. IM ####ED..HARD!@ I DO NOT SEE THE SILVER LINING...WHERE OH WHERE IS IT??

hook her up with Sweet J

Think we need a pic to confirm a good match for Sweet J

She's cute for a white trash crack whore

Hello.

Any noods from psycho yet?

None yet. She wants to do something next week, though. And let me know that she had been holding her breath waiting for me to text. I'm going to be a little cautious I think.

She knows my living situation. One text I got: "Can we please please please not go somewhere where I might potentially run into your soon-to-be ex wife?"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

White trash chick I went to high school posted this on Facebook earlier:

Well Folks..After 9 ####en Years of giving MY EVERYTHING TO HIM..HE DESERTS ME N KIDS ON XMAS NO LESS. IM TOLD WHAT A JUNKIE COKE WHORE I AM DAILY..I'VE STAYED FOR SOO LONG CUZ I REALLY BELIEVED HE COULD BE FIXED. THAT OUR FAMILY WOULD MAKE HIM OPEN HIS EYES. BUT SADLY...IT DIDN'T. I AM BESIDE MYSELF WITH GREIF AND HAVE NO WHERE TO TURN. AT GRANDPARENTS NOW..CANT LIVE HERE. MY SCHOOL KIDS SCHOOL ALL IN SOUTH PORTLAND. I COULD QUIT SCHOOL N GET JOB..BUT MY 13$ HR ISNT GOING TO BE ENUF TO SUPPORT MYSELF TWO KIDS RENT N ALL OTHER BILLS. IM ####ED..HARD!@ I DO NOT SEE THE SILVER LINING...WHERE OH WHERE IS IT??

hook her up with Sweet J

Think we need a pic to confirm a good match for Sweet J

She's cute for a white trash crack whore

Hello.

Any noods from psycho yet?

None yet. She wants to do something next week, though. And let me know that she had been holding her breath waiting for me to text. I'm going to be a little cautious I think.

She knows my living situation. One text I got: "Can we please please please not go somewhere where I might potentially run into your soon-to-be ex wife?"

Well that sounds totally safe and sane.

 

[T Bell]

White trash chick I went to high school posted this on Facebook earlier:

Well Folks..After 9 ####en Years of giving MY EVERYTHING TO HIM..HE DESERTS ME N KIDS ON XMAS NO LESS. IM TOLD WHAT A JUNKIE COKE WHORE I AM DAILY..I'VE STAYED FOR SOO LONG CUZ I REALLY BELIEVED HE COULD BE FIXED. THAT OUR FAMILY WOULD MAKE HIM OPEN HIS EYES. BUT SADLY...IT DIDN'T. I AM BESIDE MYSELF WITH GREIF AND HAVE NO WHERE TO TURN. AT GRANDPARENTS NOW..CANT LIVE HERE. MY SCHOOL KIDS SCHOOL ALL IN SOUTH PORTLAND. I COULD QUIT SCHOOL N GET JOB..BUT MY 13$ HR ISNT GOING TO BE ENUF TO SUPPORT MYSELF TWO KIDS RENT N ALL OTHER BILLS. IM ####ED..HARD!@ I DO NOT SEE THE SILVER LINING...WHERE OH WHERE IS IT??

hook her up with Sweet J

Think we need a pic to confirm a good match for Sweet J

She's cute for a white trash crack whore

Hello.

Any noods from psycho yet?

None yet. She wants to do something next week, though. And let me know that she had been holding her breath waiting for me to text. I'm going to be a little cautious I think.

She knows my living situation. One text I got: "Can we please please please not go somewhere where I might potentially run into your soon-to-be ex wife?"

Well that sounds totally safe and sane.

Actually it's good for SJ that she's in fear of this. Maybe it will help her rein in the crazy a little in the name of discretion. It's actually good also that she already is ok with the fact that he's in the basement as having to explain that would be awkward.

What's her living situation, SJ?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

White trash chick I went to high school posted this on Facebook earlier:

Well Folks..After 9 ####en Years of giving MY EVERYTHING TO HIM..HE DESERTS ME N KIDS ON XMAS NO LESS. IM TOLD WHAT A JUNKIE COKE WHORE I AM DAILY..I'VE STAYED FOR SOO LONG CUZ I REALLY BELIEVED HE COULD BE FIXED. THAT OUR FAMILY WOULD MAKE HIM OPEN HIS EYES. BUT SADLY...IT DIDN'T. I AM BESIDE MYSELF WITH GREIF AND HAVE NO WHERE TO TURN. AT GRANDPARENTS NOW..CANT LIVE HERE. MY SCHOOL KIDS SCHOOL ALL IN SOUTH PORTLAND. I COULD QUIT SCHOOL N GET JOB..BUT MY 13$ HR ISNT GOING TO BE ENUF TO SUPPORT MYSELF TWO KIDS RENT N ALL OTHER BILLS. IM ####ED..HARD!@ I DO NOT SEE THE SILVER LINING...WHERE OH WHERE IS IT??

hook her up with Sweet J

Think we need a pic to confirm a good match for Sweet J

She's cute for a white trash crack whore

Hello.

Any noods from psycho yet?

None yet. She wants to do something next week, though. And let me know that she had been holding her breath waiting for me to text. I'm going to be a little cautious I think.

She knows my living situation. One text I got: "Can we please please please not go somewhere where I might potentially run into your soon-to-be ex wife?"

Well that sounds totally safe and sane.

Actually it's good for SJ that she's in fear of this. Maybe it will help her rein in the crazy a little in the name of discretion. It's actually good also that she already is ok with the fact that he's in the basement as having to explain that would be awkward.

What's her living situation, SJ?

Actually I missed the part where she said "not". I'm stupid.

 

[General Malaise]

gm - going to the track tomorrow. didnt you have some cliffs notes or cheat sheet of some sort a while that you might b able to share or am i crazy?

PM Guster. He BSAF'd my work and killed it.

 

[Guster]

gm - going to the track tomorrow. didnt you have some cliffs notes or cheat sheet of some sort a while that you might b able to share or am i crazy?

PM Guster. He BASF'd my work and killed it.

Emailed it to you GB TF

 

[Tiger Fan]

Is there any real difference between spotify and pandora?

huge difference.Spotify is exponentially better. Virtually any album or song on demand at all times. Plus playlist sharing/serching is huge

The free version?

Free version is great to try out on your computer. You have to pay for the mobile version. They give you a 30 day free trial. Worth it IMO

 

[Tiger Fan]

gm - going to the track tomorrow. didnt you have some cliffs notes or cheat sheet of some sort a while that you might b able to share or am i crazy?

PM Guster. He BSAF'd my work and killed it.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is there any real difference between spotify and pandora?

huge difference.Spotify is exponentially better. Virtually any album or song on demand at all times. Plus playlist sharing/serching is huge

The free version?

Free version is great to try out on your computer. You have to pay for the mobile version. They give you a 30 day free trial. Worth it IMO

I use the free spotify at work to play music for my kids. I love being able to make sure all of the songs on my playlist are appropriate.

 

[shuke]

Guster, shuke and largely inspired by Krista4's refusal to grow roots, I applied for a job as in-house counsel for Macy's in Cinci. Slap it high?

#### yea

 

[Abraham]

Guster, shuke and largely inspired by Krista4's refusal to grow roots, I applied for a job as in-house counsel for Macy's in Cinci. Slap it high?

#### yea

Is the "in house counsel for macy's" the guy that prosecutes shoplifters or defends against lawsuits alleging that the clothes that are 50% off are never really sold for full price in the first place?

 

[shuke]

Got an issue. We had a party last night and now have too much ice in the house

If only you had some bags to put it in.

lol

i should have been clearer. i have too many full ice bags. i cant just let them melt, right?

If only there were a way to make more in the future.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Got an issue. We had a party last night and now have too much ice in the house

If only you had some bags to put it in.

lol

i should have been clearer. i have too many full ice bags. i cant just let them melt, right?

If only there were a way to make more in the future.

So now you've been downgraded to just "ice skeptic".

 

[shuke]

I need some photoshop help......

I want to transpose this (just the football) into this (over the golf ball), and make it so you can kind of see the golf club (Kind of like this), then I want to be able to write in different names as the years go by. I think I can do that in Paint, even though it won't look the best,

Any help would be great and truly appreciated.

ETA: I've tried for the last hour using GIMP, and that was like trying to teach my wife to use Excel.

Here is what I would do without photoshop.

Use this, import to powerpoint and add the name, which you can size and rotate relative to the image so it looks like it fits right.

 

[shuke]

and ive thrown away more food today to piss off a small african nation

One day old food thrown away?

 

[Abraham]

I need some photoshop help......

I want to transpose this (just the football) into this (over the golf ball), and make it so you can kind of see the golf club (Kind of like this), then I want to be able to write in different names as the years go by. I think I can do that in Paint, even though it won't look the best,

Any help would be great and truly appreciated.

ETA: I've tried for the last hour using GIMP, and that was like trying to teach my wife to use Excel.

Here is what I would do without photoshop.

Use this, import to powerpoint and add the name, which you can size and rotate relative to the image so it looks like it fits right.

Good work Shuke. Really.

 

[Abraham]

and ive thrown away more food today to piss off a small african nation

One day old food thrown away?

I don't get it either. I've spent the day making sandwiches out of "starch" items like bread, rolls, and sugar cookies combined with "savory" items like mashed potatoes, broccoli cheese casserole, and stuffing. And i'll do the same tomorrow.

 

[shuke]

A couple of days later he posted "FTW" and changed his profile pic to a black square.

Explain this to me like I'm GM.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Guster, shuke and largely inspired by Krista4's refusal to grow roots, I applied for a job as in-house counsel for Macy's in Cinci. Slap it high?

#### yea

Is the "in house counsel for macy's" the guy that prosecutes shoplifters or defends against lawsuits alleging that the clothes that are 50% off are never really sold for full price in the first place?

Not this particular in-house counsel. I'd be negotiating all of their lease agreements.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Drinking Crown and diet and watching street fight vids on the internets. Slap it high?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Mr. YSR = romofan?

 

[Tiger Fan]

and ive thrown away more food today to piss off a small african nation

One day old food thrown away?

Too much food and no where to put it. Basically everyone who came over brought something....and there was too much

 

[Tiger Fan]

and ive thrown away more food today to piss off a small african nation

One day old food thrown away?

I don't get it either. I've spent the day making sandwiches out of "starch" items like bread, rolls, and sugar cookies combined with "savory" items like mashed potatoes, broccoli cheese casserole, and stuffing. And i'll do the same tomorrow.

I did this too, GB. I did this too

 

[General Malaise]

SAVE ALL ICE!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So yesterday we go have lunch with my wife's step-grandmother at this low-rent Chinese buffet joint. Grandma treats so she gets to choose the place. We get there a little early and take a table. My wife's step uncle is coming with his wacked-out, tweaker lady friend. None of us like her one tiny bit. So we (wife and two sons) start to jockey for seats before they get there. Basically trying to figure out who has to sit by lady friend.

Older son gets up to move around the table while younger son does the same. Older son, as he's about 4 feet from two of the Asianed "waitresses" says "Hey, we don't have to do a Chinese fire-drill for this."

God, I love that kid.

 

[Abraham]

and ive thrown away more food today to piss off a small african nation

One day old food thrown away?

I don't get it either. I've spent the day making sandwiches out of "starch" items like bread, rolls, and sugar cookies combined with "savory" items like mashed potatoes, broccoli cheese casserole, and stuffing. And i'll do the same tomorrow.

I did this too, GB. I did this too

Real conversation with 8 month preggers HerdWife not more than ten minutes ago:

Her: "What are you eating...?"

Me: "A sandwich"

"That looks like an ice cream sandwich...where did you get that?"

"Its not an ice cream sandwich"

"What is it? Of my God...do you have corn casserole stuffed between sugar cookies? That's ####### gross. I'm going to bed."