GM's thread about nothing (39 Viewers)

[krista4]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

Gross. You can't put the kid away for 5 minutes?

Congrats, YSR!!!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

Gross. You can't put the kid away for 5 minutes?

Congrats YSR!!

I just picture Romo looking at kid number one, and going, "Yeah, not bad, but I can do better. Let's do this!!"

 

[T Bell]

Well, folks, time to strap in for another 14 months.

Oh cool, the babies can high five each other on the way past.

 

[kevzilla]

Well, folks, time to strap in for another 14 months.

Irish twins?

Congrats?

13.5 months apart. And yes, congrats are okay. We planned on two, we just thought it might take a little longer.

I understand they know what causes this now.Eta: congrats!

 

[T Bell]

I've apparently pissed off my wife by telling her I don't want to celebrate my birthday.

Welcome to the club on this. I hate birthdays, including my own. Wives don't understand that.

Make sure to tell them that you still want to #### them in the ###. That should cheer them up.

 

[UniAlias]

Congrats YSR!!

I just picture Romo looking at kid number one, and going, "Yeah, not bad, but I can do better. Let's do this!!"

Congratulations YSR!

 

[T Bell]

Well, folks, time to strap in for another 14 months.

"Another touchdown pass by Romo!"

Must not be the 4th quarter yet. Let us know when he fumbles down your leg.

Oh and congrats.

This year it's Orton's kid.

 

[T Bell]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

Homer, you may want to know this too.

I don't think Homer is breastfeeding so I think he's safe.

 

[General Malaise]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

Gross. You can't put the kid away for 5 minutes?

Congrats YSR!!

I just picture Romo looking at kid number one, and going, "Yeah, not bad, but I can do better. Let's do this!!"

X 100000

 

[Abraham]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

Homer, you may want to know this too.

Wouldn't Homer be more concerned with the kid getting pregnant while breast feeding?

 

[Drifter]

Spoiler

I have a contract on a house in Seattle.

I've lived here for over 3 years and still rent.

Ballard - the one place in the city more of a PITA to get to than West Seattle

Walkability is a must because you'll never leave your neighborhood.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

In case anyone is interested...12 years a slave is up on youtube somehow. Probably won't last long.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

Homer, you may want to know this too.

Wouldn't Homer be more concerned with the kid getting pregnant while breast feeding?

Yeah, I think that was the joke.

 

[T Bell]

In case anyone is interested...12 years a slave is up on youtube somehow. Probably won't last long.

Is that the story of MoP's attempts to be on FBG's staff?

 

[Osaurus]

In case anyone is interested...12 years a slave is up on youtube somehow. Probably won't last long.

Is that the story of MoP's attempts to be on FBG's staff?

Nice

 

[Abraham]

I'm not very smart.

 

[Mr.Pack]

I'm not very smart.

Told the wife you're going on that trip, didn't you?

 

[bentley]

I'm not very smart.

You're a snazzy dresser, doe.

YSR > Congrats! Maybe you'll get all the sleepless nights out of the way quickly.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm not very smart.

But the sweater vest makes you LOOK smart. Isn't that what really matters?

 

[General Malaise]

Funny stuff today. Keep it up.

X-wife has a migraine (I know the deal, fellow spouse sufferers, it sucks sooooooo bad) so she gifted me her Blazer tickets tonight to take our boys in her place. We took the light rail downtown, stopped at Wild Wings to load up and watch football and will jump back on to enjoy the Blazer game at 7. Another win for Milos!

 

[T Bell]

Funny stuff today. Keep it up.

X-wife has a migraine (I know the deal, fellow spouse sufferers, it sucks sooooooo bad) so she gifted me her Blazer tickets tonight to take our boys in her place. We took the light rail downtown, stopped at Wild Wings to load up and watch football and will jump back on to enjoy the Blazer game at 7. Another win for Milos!

The good news is that you still can't have sex with her.

 

[YSR]

I'm not very smart.

You're a snazzy dresser, doe.YSR > Congrats! Maybe you'll get all the sleepless nights out of the way quickly.

Baby #1 has been sleeping through the night since about 6-8 weeks and is a dream in all other ways. Just a really good, even-tempered, easy baby.

That's apparently "God's cruel joke" because having an easy first baby makes people even more eager to have another one. So I'm banking on #2 (ETA August 12th) to be a colicky nightmare.

 

[T Bell]

I'm not very smart.

You're a snazzy dresser, doe.YSR > Congrats! Maybe you'll get all the sleepless nights out of the way quickly.

Baby #1 has been sleeping through the night since about 6-8 weeks and is a dream in all other ways. Just a really good, even-tempered, easy baby.

That's apparently "God's cruel joke" because having an easy first baby makes people even more eager to have another one. So I'm banking on #2 (ETA August 12th) to be a colicky nightmare.

URSOFKD

 

[YSR]

This OK/AL game is pretty fun.

 

[T Bell]

This OK/AL game is pretty fun.

Is that what you're calling it now?

 

[kevzilla]

This OK/AL game is pretty fun.

It'll be a lot more fun if Bama wins by> 17 points.

 

[Abraham]

This OK/AL game is pretty fun.

It'll be a lot more fun if Bama wins by> 17 points.

Expecting posts from the VIP lounge at Olympic gardens in five hours.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Not sure if I can get through a slave movie without a wise-cracking protagonist.

 

[T Bell]

Not sure if I can get through a slave movie without a wise-cracking protagonist.

It's really what carried Roots for me.

 

[kevzilla]

This OK/AL game is pretty fun.

It'll be a lot more fun if Bama wins by> 17 points.

Expecting posts from the VIP lounge at Olympic gardens in five hours.

You'll be lucky if you get Glitter Gulch.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

HFS:

http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-nsfw-1492986433

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Lol at The Aristocrats

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Someone forgot to tell Oklahoma they are playing the best team in the country and should be losing by a gazillion.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Sloppy game. It's like they've both had a month off.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

So, I never had a chance to be great because I didn't grow up with a garage to work in?

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Someone forgot to tell Oklahoma they are playing the best team in the country and should be losing by a gazillion.

On the plus side, if Bama loses, it'll be because of the disappointment of missing the title game, while the SEC wins in other Bowls only serve to validate conference superiority.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Someone forgot to tell Oklahoma they are playing the best team in the country and should be losing by a gazillion.

On the plus side, if Bama loses, it'll be because of the disappointment of missing the title game, while the SEC wins in other Bowls only serve to validate conference superiority.

Precisely

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

@ Bama defense.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This OK/AL game is pretty fun.

It'll be a lot more fun if Bama wins by> 17 points.

Expecting posts from the VIP lounge at Olympic gardens in five hours.

You'll be lucky if you get Glitter Gulch.

I always tip the girls with C-section scars a little more.

 

[BigJohn]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

No ####?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

BTW Leeroy, make sure your wife knows that getting pregnant while breastfeeding is, in fact, possible.

No ####?

*snick*

 

[YSR]

HFS:

http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-nsfw-1492986433

Thank goodness I'm off of those for some time.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This OK/AL game is pretty fun.

It'll be a lot more fun if Bama wins by> 17 points.

Them Youngstown boys can coach, I think.

 

[T Bell]

HFS:

http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-nsfw-1492986433

Thank goodness I'm off of those for some time.

Two pregnancies in quick succession (for you)? Just sayin' the evidence points otherwise.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I've been up since 11pm yesterday. I'm kinda dragging here..not sure I'm gonna make it to the end of the game.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HFS:

http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-nsfw-1492986433

There's a whole thread on this. Were you to busy laughing at the autistic Indian and the smarmy dude from Talk Soup to notice?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

HFS:

http://deadspin.com/heres-a-guy-with-two-fully-functional-penises-nsfw-1492986433

There's a whole thread on this. Were you to busy laughing at the autistic Indian and the smarmy dude from Talk Soup to notice?

90% of my posts are either in here, the FFAWT, the soccer thread, or the baseball forum. I don't really pay attention to other threads.

Community isn't on yet.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Cat massage. Way too much good stuff here to even bother to try and spotlight.

 

[BigJohn]

Cat massage. Way too much good stuff here to even bother to try and spotlight.

'Slow down, you're moving too fast.... That says a lot about life and cat massage.'

 

[shuke]

Hi guys. Raiders. Glad to hear things are looking up!

Ts and Ps to shuke and pack. I really hope things get better

I hope all of your 14 is better than your 13. See you in the flip side

Sorry guys. Thanks for the kind words. Things have just been tough lately.

Don't read this if you've recently wished death on me:

Spoiler

We had a pretty crazy week last week like most people probably did, and my wife was on the go a lot more than she is used to. It caught up to her on Christmas night, and she came down with a pretty bad one. She spent the next 4 days pretty much in bed and wasn't much better the past couple days, but I had to work. Tonight was just another instance in a long line of them where I did something with the kids alone. I'm obviously upset about the situation, and she interprets that as being disappointed in her, but it's more melancholy. I'm sad for her and for the kids, for how much she is missing with them. She has really spiraled down in depression over the past year, and it is hard for me to watch. I am trying to help any way I can, but she needs a professional. She has been seeing one, but is pretty negative about the things she is being asked to do. I know I am babbling, but I am just trying to keep hope alive for her.

Just catching up... Sucks. So sorry to hear this.Thanks guys