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Weather update:

I've heard we are to get anywhere from 5-15" of snow tonight. The high the next three or four days is supposed to be -27 degrees. Celsius.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Weather update:

I've heard we are to get anywhere from 5-15" of snow tonight. The high the next three or four days is supposed to be -27 degrees. Celsius.
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Sounds cold, Bob. Maybe you should stay in and get some work done.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
A GB called me tonight, he lost his job at the casino he was working at. They asked him to review tape of dealers and to find the ones that were screwing up a lot. He's very good at this kind of thing, brilliant guy when it comes to the business. He did what they asked and then figured out they weren't getting more training but were getting fired. He was really pissed off because he fingered more than a few of his GB's. So they fired him.

He's now interviewing for a job in Columbus, OH. He's aware of this place so if you want to meet somebody new. He's fun to party with but really quite insane. Probably why he's been a GB for 30 years or so.

Don't believe him about my poker skills though. He only remembers the times he has beat me. He's really good though.
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Wait, is he alive or dead?
 
-fish- said:
Is there a worse playoff scenario than having one drive, Andy Reid coaching, and you're hoping Dwayne Bowe comes up big?
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It's sort of like putting money on one of Andy's son's that he'll get through rehab without a relapse.

 
Ignoramus said:
St. Louis Bob said:
A GB called me tonight, he lost his job at the casino he was working at. They asked him to review tape of dealers and to find the ones that were screwing up a lot. He's very good at this kind of thing, brilliant guy when it comes to the business. He did what they asked and then figured out they weren't getting more training but were getting fired. He was really pissed off because he fingered more than a few of his GB's. So they fired him.

He's now interviewing for a job in Columbus, OH. He's aware of this place so if you want to meet somebody new. He's fun to party with but really quite insane. Probably why he's been a GB for 30 years or so.

Don't believe him about my poker skills though. He only remembers the times he has beat me. He's really good though.
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Wait, is he alive or dead?
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Oh he's alive. Did I mention that he can take any word/sentence you say and repeat it backwards?

 
so i aaked before bit will again. reading on my phone or pill bottles i have to hold it about a foot away from my face... anything closer and its blurry...

is this nomal with age , im guessing an eye exam is due

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Ignoramus said:
St. Louis Bob said:
A GB called me tonight, he lost his job at the casino he was working at. They asked him to review tape of dealers and to find the ones that were screwing up a lot. He's very good at this kind of thing, brilliant guy when it comes to the business. He did what they asked and then figured out they weren't getting more training but were getting fired. He was really pissed off because he fingered more than a few of his GB's. So they fired him.

He's now interviewing for a job in Columbus, OH. He's aware of this place so if you want to meet somebody new. He's fun to party with but really quite insane. Probably why he's been a GB for 30 years or so.

Don't believe him about my poker skills though. He only remembers the times he has beat me. He's really good though.
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Wait, is he alive or dead?
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Oh he's alive. Did I mention that he can take any word/sentence you say and repeat it backwards?
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How long of a sentence are we talking here?

 
Just got done with a vicious game of some hybrid version of Sorry! the boys got for Christmas. You can place a "freeze" token on a player should you draw a 1. I draw that card and place it on Mrs. SLB's token to piss her off.

Mrs. SLB: Are you kidding me?! :angry: You're not getting any tonight.

Me: I'm not getting any what?

Mrs. SLB: :oldunsure:

The boys: :lmao:

Me: No, tell me, what am I not getting any of?

Mrs. SLB: <_< :blush:

The boys: :lmao:

Me: Come on, really, don't keep me in suspense here.

Calvin: I know!! :lmao: No k-i-s-s-i-n-g :lmao:

Mrs. SLB: EXACTLY!! No kissing for you!!

 
T Bell said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Ignoramus said:
St. Louis Bob said:
A GB called me tonight, he lost his job at the casino he was working at. They asked him to review tape of dealers and to find the ones that were screwing up a lot. He's very good at this kind of thing, brilliant guy when it comes to the business. He did what they asked and then figured out they weren't getting more training but were getting fired. He was really pissed off because he fingered more than a few of his GB's. So they fired him.

He's now interviewing for a job in Columbus, OH. He's aware of this place so if you want to meet somebody new. He's fun to party with but really quite insane. Probably why he's been a GB for 30 years or so.

Don't believe him about my poker skills though. He only remembers the times he has beat me. He's really good though.
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Wait, is he alive or dead?
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Oh he's alive. Did I mention that he can take any word/sentence you say and repeat it backwards?
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How long of a sentence are we talking here?
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He hasn't done it for a long time because people thought he was a freak. Fairly long though. He really is smart as hell.

I've never known him with hair. He started shaving it around 12-13 I guess. Nuts but the good kind of nuts.

 
St. Louis Bob said:
Just got done with a vicious game of some hybrid version of Sorry! the boys got for Christmas. You can place a "freeze" token on a player should you draw a 1. I draw that card and place it on Mrs. SLB's token to piss her off.

Mrs. SLB: Are you kidding me?! :angry: You're not getting any tonight.

Me: I'm not getting any what?

Mrs. SLB: :oldunsure:

The boys: :lmao:

Me: No, tell me, what am I not getting any of?

Mrs. SLB: <_< :blush:

The boys: :lmao:

Me: Come on, really, don't keep me in suspense here.

Calvin: I know!! :lmao: No k-i-s-s-i-n-g :lmao:

Mrs. SLB: EXACTLY!! No kissing for you!!
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:thumbup:

 
Mr. Pickles said:
krista4 said:
Please don't start dating AaronCarterFan.
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I made a fake profile with a pic of a hot chick and people wrote me! Didn't they read that I hate to read and can't cook. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HUMANITY??
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I may have recounted this story before, but back in my online dating days (damn, was that 4 years ago?) I chatted which this chick on OkCupid. She was an ugly, self-hating, depressed artist type in Chicago who for some reason had sent me a message during one insomniac early morning, so I responded.

Anyway, she had a male friend who'd set up a fake OKC account with some "selfies" depicting a muscular mid-20's in a tank top, in front of his new-but-not-high-end sports car, drinking wine, etc. The account was over the top obnoxiously college-educated-but-not-all-that-smart, egotistical, etc. Picture SEC school with monied daddy and young, yuppie lifestyle. The alias was located in Atlanta IIRC.

Apparently he was raking in the private messages from interested females, including some very attractive ones. It was hilariously pathetic.

Anyway, girls do in fact like #######s (with money).

 
St. Louis Bob said:
T Bell said:
:thumbup:
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Love good times like that. Plus I'm really happy both of them were at friend's houses all day. Pretty good day here in the country.
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I enjoyed seeing my parents flirting with each other when I was a kid, even if I didn't understand the full sexual implications of it. It was reassuring for me as a kid. It's good to let them see glimpses of that side of your relationship with your wife.

 
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