GM's thread about nothing (75 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Pretty sure Cam Newton's helmet just scored.

 

[Ignoramus]

Pretty sure Cam Newton's helmet just scored.

Helmet = wiener here, right?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Some men hunt for sport
Others hunt for food
But the only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good

 

[Abraham]

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for food

But the only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good

I always thought sequins looked good on you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for food

But the only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good

Interesting

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

This is so cute. A lizard giving a bird a ride.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Some men hunt for sport

Others hunt for food

But the only thing I'm hunting for

Is an outfit that looks good

Let's see your vest.

 

[Abraham]

See my vest see my vest mAde of real gorilla chest...

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

So this time at whole foods while I'm reaching for bananas, with my cart right next to me, an older woman dumps like 4 items in my cart that already had a bunch of items in it. She starts to go away with it. I tell her its my cart and she starts taking her stuff out if it, but also tries to steal my apples!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So there is group chat on FB.

Nice acting, Cam.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So there is group chat on FB.

Nice acting, Cam.

Flopper!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

So there is group chat on FB.

Nice acting, Cam.

Flopper!

They call him Flippppper

 

[St. Louis Bob]

ATTN: Rudnicki. Thoughts?

Better than folding

What's your opinion of people that eat pizza "backwards" (crust first)? Non-stuffed crust obviously.

Worse than the Lambeau Leap which is worse than Hitler.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

So this time at whole foods while I'm reaching for bananas, with my cart right next to me, an older woman dumps like 4 items in my cart that already had a bunch of items in it. She starts to go away with it. I tell her its my cart and she starts taking her stuff out if it, but also tries to steal my apples!

Situations like that, you've just gotta walk out of the store. Leave everything behind.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I have a mortgage and two kids, and my wife asked me to log in to her email and check something, and I g-chatted with myself and wrote "nice d###, f#####." Then I logged back in to my email and giggled. Happy Sunday everybody!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have a mortgage and two kids, and my wife asked me to log in to her email and check something, and I g-chatted with myself and wrote "nice d###, f#####." Then I logged back in to my email and giggled. Happy Sunday everybody!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

A couple of weeks ago when I was out with HS friends, we went to a bar where you couldn't smoke. Like most bars these days sadly. Anyhow, HQ lights a smoke up and the bartender walks over and tells her she can't smoke in the bar. She just says "okay" and kept smoking. Bartender didn't say another word. I love this broad.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata got delayed at her sister's and isn't traveling all the way over here now, so I live to whimper another day. I do have a lot of stuff to do at work tomorrow, which death by ###### would've interfered with.

So, who are we rooting for in this game? I'm leaning Carolina since I have friends that are fans, but could be swayed the other way by hotter cheerleaders a good argument.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Mata got delayed at her sister's and isn't traveling all the way over here now, so I live to whimper another day. I do have a lot of stuff to do at work tomorrow, which death by ###### would've interfered with.

So, who are we rooting for in this game? I'm leaning Carolina since I have friends that are fans, but could be swayed the other way by hotter cheerleaders a good argument.

Niners will make for a more fun Super Bowl?

 

[-fish-]

Neither one of these teams goes to Seattle and wins. Mildly supporting Carolina because screw the Niners.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Mata got delayed at her sister's and isn't traveling all the way over here now, so I live to whimper another day. I do have a lot of stuff to do at work tomorrow, which death by ###### would've interfered with. So, who are we rooting for in this game? I'm leaning Carolina since I have friends that are fans, but could be swayed the other way by hotter cheerleaders a good argument.

Niners will make for a more fun Super Bowl?

The 49's use aborted babies as tackling dummies.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Mata got delayed at her sister's and isn't traveling all the way over here now, so I live to whimper another day. I do have a lot of stuff to do at work tomorrow, which death by ###### would've interfered with.

So, who are we rooting for in this game? I'm leaning Carolina since I have friends that are fans, but could be swayed the other way by hotter cheerleaders a good argument.

Niners will make for a more fun Super Bowl?

Are they going to kill the power grid again?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

I got too cute picking my team in GM's league by taking Dalton. My reasoning was that no one else would take him and could maybe sneak QB points fairly deep into the playoffs I'm an idiot. It's gonna cost me, as I'm scoring ok otherwise.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

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[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nice mobile version.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Nice mobile version.

 

[Abraham]

Nice mobile version.

You can say tha again

 

[St. Louis Bob]

That sucks Bill. Maybe you could slaughter a fatted calf instead. Would hate all of those tarps to go to waste.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Neither one of these teams goes to Seattle and wins. Mildly supporting Carolina because screw the Niners.

Don't worry, nobody's going to take your team away again if you guys don't care enough. You're safe.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I got too cute picking my team in GM's league by taking Dalton. My reasoning was that no one else would take him and could maybe sneak QB points fairly deep into the playoffs I'm an idiot. It's gonna cost me, as I'm scoring ok otherwise.

I lost every guy last week.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Neither one of these teams goes to Seattle and wins. Mildly supporting Carolina because screw the Niners.

Don't worry, nobody's going to take your team away again if you guys don't care enough. You're safe.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

#######it

 

[Annyong]

I started picking up my kids and curling their bodies everyday. I'm gonna be jacked in like 15 years.

 

[-fish-]

Neither one of these teams goes to Seattle and wins. Mildly supporting Carolina because screw the Niners.

Don't worry, nobody's going to take your team away again if you guys don't care enough. You're safe.

that hurts. I'm really a Rams fan from southern california.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

That sucks Bill. Maybe you could slaughter a fatted calf instead. Would hate all of those tarps to go to waste.

It's all good - I'm spilling #### on purpose now.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Neither one of these teams goes to Seattle and wins. Mildly supporting Carolina because screw the Niners.

Don't worry, nobody's going to take your team away again if you guys don't care enough. You're safe.

that hurts. I'm really a Rams fan from southern california.

GIVE HIM HIS TEAM BACK, BOB!!!!

 

[krista4]

I'd post a screen shot, shuke, if I could figure out how. :gm: :(

 

[Thorn]

I'd post a screen shot, shuke, if I could figure out how. :gm: :(

control-print screen

open ms paint

control-v

WALA

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Or install Greenshot.

 

[krista4]

I'd post a screen shot, shuke, if I could figure out how. :gm: :(

control-print screen

open ms paint

control-v

WALA

Yeah, I googled and got to the MS paint part and then was lost. I'm on Windows 8. It's not easy to find things.

 

[Abraham]

It's very easy on a Mac.

 

[-fish-]

I've achieved drunk.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I've achieved drunk.

knew you had it in you.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Terrible call. JFC

 

[Mr. Pickles]

"Neat refereeing."

/GM

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Neither one of these teams goes to Seattle and wins. Mildly supporting Carolina because screw the Niners.

Don't worry, nobody's going to take your team away again if you guys don't care enough. You're safe.

that hurts. I'm really a Rams fan from southern california.

GIVE HIM HIS TEAM BACK, BOB!!!!

They'll be leaving here soon.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Dammit, Cam

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Harbaugh spinning in slo-mo was sexy.