GM's thread about nothing (31 Viewers)

[Tiger Fan]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 5 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

And Woody's side piece in episode 2 is the balls.

just watched the first episode..i like it

 

[Fuller]

1) That new show on HBO "True Detective" is pretty awesome. You should watch it.

2) And then you should visit page 5 of the True Detective thread and witness Gordon Gekko reaching new heights of bat#### insanity.

And Woody's side piece in episode 2 is the balls.

just watched the first episode..i like it

the second one has boobs. beautiful boobs.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Rudnicki can move hockey props with $5 bets.

He's that good

 

[FDAS]

Are you nerds going to discuss football for the next two weeks?

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Hey fish, quit channeling Uruk.

I don't know what this means, but glad that I'm affecting lives.

 

[cosjobs]

Drunk and watching Flight with Denzel being Denzel.

From that movie, he was a pretty typical gmtanner

 

[T Bell]

Happy birthday, Krista.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Today is a good day.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Oh that Jimmy Fallon, what a guy.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Soulfly is about to get Arizona Ron's loaning a chick money thread killed. Read it now before the hard delete.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Soulfly is about to get Arizona Ron's loaning a chick money thread killed. Read it now before the hard delete.

That thread makes my head hurt.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Soulfly is about to get Arizona Ron's loaning a chick money thread killed. Read it now before the hard delete.

That thread makes my head hurt.

you perform a precautionary delousing of yourself after opening it, don't you?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Soulfly is about to get Arizona Ron's loaning a chick money thread killed. Read it now before the hard delete.

That thread makes my head hurt.

you perform a precautionary delousing of yourself after opening it, don't you?

No. I just don't understand wtf AR is doing.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Lion takes down giraffe by the head (SFW but violent)

Stupid cat

Smart cat

(Let's go, Han)

Dream big

 

[Abraham]

Soulfly is about to get Arizona Ron's loaning a chick money thread killed. Read it now before the hard delete.

That thread makes my head hurt.

you perform a precautionary delousing of yourself after opening it, don't you?

No. I just don't understand wtf AR is doing.

It's called "fishing".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Soulfly is about to get Arizona Ron's loaning a chick money thread killed. Read it now before the hard delete.

That thread makes my head hurt.

you perform a precautionary delousing of yourself after opening it, don't you?

No. I just don't understand wtf AR is doing.

It's called "fishing".

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Speaking of Star Wars...

Yesterday we were all sitting around watching football and my sister starts talking about stupid stuff on Facebook. My mom says "Oh, I took that 'Which Star Wars Character Are You' quiz." Now keep in mind my mom probably hasn't seen more than 3 minutes of any Star Wars movie.

Me: Why did you take it?

Mom: I dunno. Everybody else was doing it.

Me: Soooo...what character did you get?

Mom: I don't remember. Wait, yes I do. I got Cowabunga.

Me: You got "Cowabunga"?

Mom: Yes, that's it.

Me: Sure it wasn't Chewbacca?

Mom: Oh, maybe that was it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Speaking of Star Wars...

Yesterday we were all sitting around watching football and my sister starts talking about stupid stuff on Facebook. My mom says "Oh, I took that 'Which Star Wars Character Are You' quiz." Now keep in mind my mom probably hasn't seen more than 3 minutes of any Star Wars movie.

Me: Why did you take it?

Mom: I dunno. Everybody else was doing it.

Me: Soooo...what character did you get?

Mom: I don't remember. Wait, yes I do. I got Cowabunga.

Me: You got "Cowabunga"?

Mom: Yes, that's it.

Me: Sure it wasn't Chewbacca?

Mom: Oh, maybe that was it.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Speaking of Star Wars...

Yesterday we were all sitting around watching football and my sister starts talking about stupid stuff on Facebook. My mom says "Oh, I took that 'Which Star Wars Character Are You' quiz." Now keep in mind my mom probably hasn't seen more than 3 minutes of any Star Wars movie.

Me: Why did you take it?

Mom: I dunno. Everybody else was doing it.

Me: Soooo...what character did you get?

Mom: I don't remember. Wait, yes I do. I got Cowabunga.

Me: You got "Cowabunga"?

Mom: Yes, that's it.

Me: Sure it wasn't Chewbacca?

Mom: Oh, maybe that was it.

Maybe she accidentally took the "which Bart Simpson saying are you" quiz

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Today is a good day.

VP of Goodyear writing a 'Dear Ice Cube' letter is pretty funny.

 

[Ignoramus]

Dream big

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I watched an episode of true detective last night. It was boring. And no boobies.

 

[krista4]

Happy birthday, Krista.

Thanks; trying to figure out how to spend it but the pregnancy is cutting into any really fun plans.

Lion takes down giraffe by the head (SFW but violent)

 

[Captain Quinoa]

is it ok to drop alka seltzer plus into diet pepsi or will I blow up my office?

 

[T Bell]

is it ok to drop alka seltzer plus into diet pepsi or will I blow up my office?

I don't know, but I'd like to see the shot video.

 

[Tecumseh]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

 

[Abraham]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Suspect?

 

[krista4]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Were the "locals news" people wearing badges and carrying guns?

 

[Tecumseh]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Suspect?

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Were the "locals news" people wearing badges and carrying guns?

http://tinyurl.com/nlqbepw

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Seems like these local perverts are up to something.

Has anyone created the Richard Sherman quotes on pictures of MLK meme (or vise versa) yet? Seems like a ripe opportunity here.

 

[Abraham]

Seems like these local perverts are up to something.

Has anyone created the Richard Sherman quotes on pictures of MLK meme (or vise versa) yet? Seems like a ripe opportunity here.

Too tedious.

 

[Annyong]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

 

[Guster]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Were the "locals news" people wearing badges and carrying guns?

 

[Osaurus]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

2 scoops of vanilla

 

[Rustoleum]

Speaking of Star Wars...

Yesterday we were all sitting around watching football and my sister starts talking about stupid stuff on Facebook. My mom says "Oh, I took that 'Which Star Wars Character Are You' quiz." Now keep in mind my mom probably hasn't seen more than 3 minutes of any Star Wars movie.

Me: Why did you take it?

Mom: I dunno. Everybody else was doing it.

Me: Soooo...what character did you get?

Mom: I don't remember. Wait, yes I do. I got Cowabunga.

Me: You got "Cowabunga"?

Mom: Yes, that's it.

Me: Sure it wasn't Chewbacca?

Mom: Oh, maybe that was it.

I watched Argo last night and the closing scene of the action figures on the stand has the Jawa and the Tuskgen Raider transposed. Should take that Oscar back, IMO.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Also can somebody do something to get that Penn State Football thread nuked? Tired of seeing it on page 1. Who the hell cares about Penn State football?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

 

[Tecumseh]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

Do you look like Richard Sherman? Maybe they thought you'd give a similar, hilarious WWE-style interview.

 

[Tecumseh]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

Do you look like Richard Sherman? Maybe they thought you'd give a similar, hilarious WWE-style interview.

I thought about that, and about trying to drop in a FFA reference, but only immediately afterward.

 

[Annyong]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

Not to poop in your cheerios, but they always look for the dumbest people to interview.

But she was so sincere when she knocked on my trailer door!

Do you look like Richard Sherman? Maybe they thought you'd give a similar, hilarious WWE-style interview.

I thought about that, and about trying to drop in a FFA reference, but only immediately afterward.

Please link when its online

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Shoulda yelled "I'm the best corner in the game!" and walked off.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

It's basically a Manhattan with a cherry, orange slice, and sugar muddled in the glass. Bartenders generally do not enjoy making them.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Looks like I'm going to be on the local news today. Someone tried to grab a HS girl off a nearby trail (Homer ), so they are doing a story on it, and interviewed me.

I hate when that happens. I always get "interviewed."

 

[Annyong]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

It's basically a Manhattan with a cherry, orange slice, and sugar muddled in the glass. Bartenders generally do not enjoy making them.

Can I teach my kids to make them? I saw Don do it on Mad Men.

 

[kevzilla]

It would appear that watching English soccer is the best I can do on my day off. I am deeply disappointed in myself.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

It's basically a Manhattan with a cherry, orange slice, and sugar muddled in the glass. Bartenders generally do not enjoy making them.

Can I teach my kids to make them? I saw Don do it on Mad Men.

You can teach kids to do all kinds of adult things.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

It would appear that watching English soccer is the best I can do on my day off. I am deeply disappointed in myself.

Maybe Nicolas Anelka will do something anti-Semitic?

BTW Tre, you should probably check in for Euro Survivor..

 

[kevzilla]

Go, anti-Semites, go!

 

[Ignoramus]

Homer- What's in an "Old Fashioned"? I feel like I want one tonight.

It's basically a Manhattan with a cherry, orange slice, and sugar muddled in the glass. Bartenders generally do not enjoy making them.

How do they feel about making a Manhattan? Seems to the lay-drunkard that it would be about on par with a martini.