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GM's thread about nothing (84 Viewers)

Guess I'm leaving to go ice fishing for the weekend in a bit. YOLO
You coming to Houston? Seriously, this is one of the hardest-hit areas, less than an hour north of here. Praise Jesus they shut down all the schools and work.pic.twitter.com/BLIeIWKDAB

 
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drunk photos of me and and the old lady (previously posted here) from vacation may make a quick appearence tonight just for you.....

i cannot make a full promise but i will try my best

 
Guster said:
About to pack up and call it a day - heading up to Windsor for a weekend of debauchery with some friends, oh and the Detroit Auto Show

:banned: :thumbup:

I probably won't have a chance to update the squares pool, but if anyone wants in, there are still 40 squares left after the YSRs got theirs.
Heard it's a touch cold in Detroit, GB. Bundle up. And by bundle, I mean drink lots of brown water.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Guster said:
About to pack up and call it a day - heading up to Windsor for a weekend of debauchery with some friends, oh and the Detroit Auto Show

:banned: :thumbup:

I probably won't have a chance to update the squares pool, but if anyone wants in, there are still 40 squares left after the YSRs got theirs.
Have fun, GBG!

And there's no way you come in hotter than GM did at coshole. Hell, I was in bed when he got there only to wake up to a GM monologue in my room. The paleness of it all made it especially ethereal - it was like the Moon was talking to me and I woke up mid-sentence. Then, like that - he was gone.

(likely to go looking for BBQ sauce in his underwear)
:lmao:

I'm the ghost of Jacob Malaise.....ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Guster said:
About to pack up and call it a day - heading up to Windsor for a weekend of debauchery with some friends, oh and the Detroit Auto Show

:banned: :thumbup:

I probably won't have a chance to update the squares pool, but if anyone wants in, there are still 40 squares left after the YSRs got theirs.
Have fun, GBG!

And there's no way you come in hotter than GM did at coshole. Hell, I was in bed when he got there only to wake up to a GM monologue in my room. The paleness of it all made it especially ethereal - it was like the Moon was talking to me and I woke up mid-sentence. Then, like that - he was gone.

(likely to go looking for BBQ sauce in his underwear)
:lmao:

I'm the ghost of Jacob Malaise.....ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
Fortunately for UH you were also the ghost of cornholes yet to come.

 
Uruk-Hai said:
Guster said:
About to pack up and call it a day - heading up to Windsor for a weekend of debauchery with some friends, oh and the Detroit Auto Show

:banned: :thumbup:

I probably won't have a chance to update the squares pool, but if anyone wants in, there are still 40 squares left after the YSRs got theirs.
Have fun, GBG!

And there's no way you come in hotter than GM did at coshole. Hell, I was in bed when he got there only to wake up to a GM monologue in my room. The paleness of it all made it especially ethereal - it was like the Moon was talking to me and I woke up mid-sentence. Then, like that - he was gone.

(likely to go looking for BBQ sauce in his underwear)
:lmao:

I'm the ghost of Jacob Malaise.....ooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh
Fortunately for UH you were also the ghost of cornholes yet to come.
Come to think of it, GM WAS wearing chains he had forged in life. I think I asked Stoner Poodle to buy us the biggest goose in the butcher's window but he instead dragged Ms cos' purse-full-of-meat into the garden.

 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that. Maybe that's my forte...taking small, inexpensive tasks and turning them into laborious, expensive, outsourced jobs.

Up next, installing mini-blinds in my daughter's room. Easy enough? Seems easy enough. I'm now convinced that the makers of these blinds purposefully give you horrendous instructions so that idiots like me will call in experts to install the blinds for them. I searched the internet for videos on how to install the blinds I bought and struck out. Finally, I just chanced it. Long story short, my wife had to hang them.

If you need me, I'll be giving stock tips down at the OTB, as well as fashion tips, dating advice and how to make your assets sweat.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
I have 4 singles. I wonder if they'd take shares of Rockgate Capital.
Denison Mines.
Great, now what?
I don't know....I'm just going to hold it. Your Rockgate shares were essentially converted Denison Mines. If you think the uranium resurgence is real (and I do), lifting tides will rise all boats. Denison was once a larger player in this space and manages the closed-end fund (UPC). :shrug:

 
And, that property in Mali is legit. It's got some of the best uranium grade in the world. The problem, of course, is that the country is real life version of Thunderdome without the good sportsmanship. There's a new government every day. Rockgate was running out of resources, so perhaps an infusion of capital and management with chops will finally be the magic elixir.

 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that. Maybe that's my forte...taking small, inexpensive tasks and turning them into laborious, expensive, outsourced jobs.

Up next, installing mini-blinds in my daughter's room. Easy enough? Seems easy enough. I'm now convinced that the makers of these blinds purposefully give you horrendous instructions so that idiots like me will call in experts to install the blinds for them. I searched the internet for videos on how to install the blinds I bought and struck out. Finally, I just chanced it. Long story short, my wife had to hang them.

If you need me, I'll be giving stock tips down at the OTB, as well as fashion tips, dating advice and how to make your assets sweat.
but you can now change a bike tire tube! or was it brakes... i forget
 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that.
:lmao: WTF did you do?

 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that. Maybe that's my forte...taking small, inexpensive tasks and turning them into laborious, expensive, outsourced jobs.

Up next, installing mini-blinds in my daughter's room. Easy enough? Seems easy enough. I'm now convinced that the makers of these blinds purposefully give you horrendous instructions so that idiots like me will call in experts to install the blinds for them. I searched the internet for videos on how to install the blinds I bought and struck out. Finally, I just chanced it. Long story short, my wife had to hang them.

If you need me, I'll be giving stock tips down at the OTB, as well as fashion tips, dating advice and how to make your assets sweat.
What could you have possibly done to just the flapper that needs a $200 fix? You know a brand new toilet only costs like $100, and I am pretty sure there are youtube videos on how to to screw on two bolts and a water line.

 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that.
:lmao:

I have no idea how this is even possible unless you were using a jackhammer or something.

 
Bob Sacamano said:
I have 4 singles. I wonder if they'd take shares of Rockgate Capital.
Denison Mines.
Great, now what?
I don't know....I'm just going to hold it. Your Rockgate shares were essentially converted Denison Mines. If you think the uranium resurgence is real (and I do), lifting tides will rise all boats. Denison was once a larger player in this space and manages the closed-end fund (UPC). :shrug:
Oh that. I sold my Rockgate before at the offer price. I'm already holding 3500 shares of DNN and that's plenty for me. I thought you were going to tell me Mohtra attacked all of their mines or something.

Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that. Maybe that's my forte...taking small, inexpensive tasks and turning them into laborious, expensive, outsourced jobs.

Up next, installing mini-blinds in my daughter's room. Easy enough? Seems easy enough. I'm now convinced that the makers of these blinds purposefully give you horrendous instructions so that idiots like me will call in experts to install the blinds for them. I searched the internet for videos on how to install the blinds I bought and struck out. Finally, I just chanced it. Long story short, my wife had to hang them.

If you need me, I'll be giving stock tips down at the OTB, as well as fashion tips, dating advice and how to make your assets sweat.
I was told last night that the bathtub upstairs was leaking. I didn't even realize we had a bathtub upstairs. True story.

We also have some brown/black stuff on our blinds in the master closet. I've tried everything to get this substance off. Suggestions? It isn't anywhere else but the blinds. Not the vent, no where. It took me almost 15 minutes to get one down so I could see where they were made. Mother#### them. Oh and it doesn't look like they are made any longer so I doubt I can replace.

 
My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
When I was in middle school, my cousin who was about 2 years older brought his Dungeon Master's Guide to our family vacation and got my brother and me to play. We only over played when he was around, but it was always a big deal to him and his friends.

This week, that same cousin was appointed a district court judge by the Governor of his state. I have a woodworker friend making him a Gavel of Wisdom (+3) that I'm going to give him at his installation.

 
My brother has 3 flapper issues that I have to fix because he's a lvl 0 handyman. I'll be bringing my Plunger of Might (+2)
When I was in middle school, my cousin who was about 2 years older brought his Dungeon Master's Guide to our family vacation and got my brother and me to play. We only over played when he was around, but it was always a big deal to him and his friends.

This week, that same cousin was appointed a district court judge by the Governor of his state. I have a woodworker friend making him a Gavel of Wisdom (+3) that I'm going to give him at his installation.
Awesome
 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that.
:lmao:

I have no idea how this is even possible unless you were using a jackhammer or something.
"It doesn't seem to fit...Kellen, get me my 5-iron."

 
T Bell said:
Guster said:
About to pack up and call it a day - heading up to Windsor for a weekend of debauchery with some friends, oh and the Detroit Auto Show

:banned: :thumbup:

I probably won't have a chance to update the squares pool, but if anyone wants in, there are still 40 squares left after the YSRs got theirs.
How much are the squares?
$25
 
Thought I'd do some home repairs yesterday, which, as you might imagine, is not really my forte (not sure what is). First on the to do list was to fix a busted flapper on a toilet. Seemed easy enough on the 2 minute youtube clip I watched. Yadda yadda yadda, I have a plumber coming over at 2pm today to fix a much larger issue that was non-existent before General Misfortune put on his tool belt and wizard hat. What should have been a 10 dollar fix is going to cost me at least 20 times that.
:lmao:

I have no idea how this is even possible unless you were using a jackhammer or something.
"It doesn't seem to fit...Kellen, get me my 5-iron."
:lmao:

 

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