GM's thread about nothing (21 Viewers)

[proninja]

krista,

lemme know if want to talk old wooden cabin cruisers with my uncle. he's got a sweet boat.

I'll likely post here looking for boat advice when we get to that point. I know fish was a boat person, maybe Drifter too? We are going to buy with our good friends out there so unfortunately we don't get the only vote on what we buy or most importantly, of course, what we name it. Mr. krista bought "Boating for Dummies". I wish I were joking.

Pretty sure a Bryant Boat is the way to go here... although now that Joe and his dad aren't the majority stakeholders, you might not get the GMTAN discount

I'm pretty sure that for the GMTAN there would be a surcharge

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just cancelled HBO and added NHL Center Ice. slapithi?

Yeah, that True Detective thread is pretty brutal.

Finally caught a different episode last night than the one I've seen parts of 3 times. I still don't get it. Boring show. There was even a boobie.

Kind of important with a show like that to watch it in the order it's presented. It's not Big Bang Theory.

It wasn't that I didn't know what was going on. Every scene just drags painfully on.

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF #RICHKIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

 

[Captain Quinoa]

man you guys really got me good

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

man you guys really got me good

link

 

[Abraham]

Anyone read buzzfeed? I just discovered a way to debone chicken wings and eat them in one bite. This changes everything.

You seriously didn't know how to do this before?

 

[General Malaise]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.

GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

 

[Abraham]

Wow.

ETA: Most of my HS pics are terrible. I had long hair as a sophomore and junior so I look like an idiot in all of those. As a freshman I had bad acne. As a senior my mom paid for a photo session for "senior pictures" which ended with a particularly gay set of prints including pictures of me in a coat and tie holding my electric guitar against a baby blue backdrop.

 

[General Malaise]

Here's something Truck posted in the gambling thread that will make GM's head explode

1. It's a piece of Superbowl gambling by the New York Times

2. It's a video with a pre-advertisement

III. Kerblooie

That was very good. Passed it along to every co-worker too. Loved the description. This is how you do it.

Plus, the advertisement was only 14 seconds.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Just cancelled HBO and added NHL Center Ice. slapithi?

Yeah, that True Detective thread is pretty brutal.

Finally caught a different episode last night than the one I've seen parts of 3 times. I still don't get it. Boring show. There was even a boobie.

Kind of important with a show like that to watch it in the order it's presented. It's not Big Bang Theory.

It wasn't that I didn't know what was going on. Every scene just drags painfully on.

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF #RICHKIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

Love this show. Morgan is hot as balls, and you get the bonus of seeing Magic Johnson's enormous flaming gay son.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Just cancelled HBO and added NHL Center Ice. slapithi?

Yeah, that True Detective thread is pretty brutal.

Finally caught a different episode last night than the one I've seen parts of 3 times. I still don't get it. Boring show. There was even a boobie.

Kind of important with a show like that to watch it in the order it's presented. It's not Big Bang Theory.

It wasn't that I didn't know what was going on. Every scene just drags painfully on.

I'M SURE THERE'S AN EPISODE OF #RICHKIDS OF BEVERLY HILLS ON OUT THERE FOR YOU

Love this show. Morgan is hot as balls, and you get the bonus of seeing Magic Johnson's enormous flaming gay son.

Must be cool being gay and knowing you can screw whoever you want because your dad has the cure for AIDS.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.

GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

sweet hair

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Are we sure that he's gay though?

 

[General Malaise]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.

GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

sweet hair

Yeah, I was one of those rare kids in the early 90's with a strange haircut.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.

GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

sweet hair

Yeah, I was one of those rare kids in the early 90's with a strange haircut.

Actually a lot of kids in the early 90s had strange hair. HTH

 

[Hawks64]

ANNOUNCE:

We have house.

I repeat, we have house.

(Beat five other offers on this one. Sheesh.)

5 more days until you list it enroute to your next city?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Anyone read buzzfeed? I just discovered a way to debone chicken wings and eat them in one bite. This changes everything.

You seriously didn't know how to do this before?

No.

I still don't. Not sure I want to become more efficient at eating wings...at some point I'd just become more machine than man.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

sweet hair

Yeah, I was one of those rare kids in the early 90's with a strange haircut.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

sweet hair

Yeah, I was one of those rare kids in the early 90's with a strange haircut.

 

[Annyong]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.

GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

Whoa, i was pretty close in my dream, but you had a buzz cut.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Atlanta the last few days

"Hey! Love that tie!"

This quacks me up (awww)

F your junk mail...and your stupid glove

ALL SFW and Doge-free

 

[General Malaise]

Had a weird dream about GM and Uni last night. GM was like 19 and had an Asian gf. Uni was also Asian but not GM's gf. I worked for a porn company and my job was to look at the boxes of dynamite and shotgun shells. I was supposed to meet GM and Uni to watch Jesus come back but it was hard to ride my bike up a hill. My gf thought I was weird for meeting up with Internet dudes to watch this. The sun burned out and Jesus came riding in on a smaller new sun with a dog on a leash.

Yeah, I wouldn't exactly call that a "dream about GM and Uni."

Why not? I talked to them and first met them by Taco Bell in my truck. It was almost as if I had tickets to give them or something. Was quite strange. My gf kept saying I was gonna get murdered by the Internet guy even though he was a tiny pasty white kid.

GM- Please post a HS or college pic.

Ask, and ye shall receive

sweet hair

Yeah, I was one of those rare kids in the early 90's with a strange haircut.

Actually a lot of kids in the early 90s had strange hair. HTH

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Putting together a K4 squares pool where you get the year in which K4 moves out of seattle X which metropolitan area she moves to next. PM me if interested.

Speaking of gambling, swirvinirvin in the FFAWT has been money this year. If you want someone to tail, he'd be good.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Putting together a K4 squares pool where you get the year in which K4 moves out of seattle X which metropolitan area she moves to next. PM me if

What YEAR?

What, there's only two squares on this thing?

 

[Abraham]

Anyone read buzzfeed? I just discovered a way to debone chicken wings and eat them in one bite. This changes everything.

You seriously didn't know how to do this before?

No.

I still don't. Not sure I want to become more efficient at eating wings...at some point I'd just become more machine than man.

Yeah....you'll want to learn this one. Kind of like the first time you learn how to shotgun a beer: not necessary every time, but certainly useful to have in your arsenal.

 

[heckmanm]

ANNOUNCE:

We have house.

I repeat, we have house.

(Beat five other offers on this one. Sheesh.)

I'm surprised any of the Sonics' homes were still on the market after all this time.

Congrats

 

[Abraham]

Putting together a K4 squares pool where you get the year in which K4 moves out of seattle X which metropolitan area she moves to next. PM me if interested.

Speaking of gambling, swirvinirvin in the FFAWT has been money this year. If you want someone to tail, he'd be good.

Seems kind of silly. On a long enough timeline, wouldn't all the squares eventually be winners?

"Last month 'Seattle x 2014 was the winner'....but congratulations to Bentley who had 'Portland x 2014' which won as of last Friday....today, news comes that 'Austin x 2014' is our newest winner...who had that combo?"

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Putting together a K4 squares pool where you get the year in which K4 moves out of seattle X which metropolitan area she moves to next. PM me if interested.

Speaking of gambling, swirvinirvin in the FFAWT has been money this year. If you want someone to tail, he'd be good.

Seems kind of silly. On a long enough timeline, wouldn't all the squares eventually be winners?

"Last month 'Seattle x 2014 was the winner'....but congratulations to Bentley who had 'Portland x 2014' which won as of last Friday....today, news comes that 'Austin x 2014' is our newest winner...who had that combo?"

Winnings are paid out for each move. The game will end...eventually.

 

[Tecumseh]

Atlanta the last few days

Stole it.

 

[Mr.Pack]

ANNOUNCE:

We have house.

I repeat, we have house.

(Beat five other offers on this one. Sheesh.)

Congrats Krista!



When are you putting it up for sale?

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

Lube.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JXi9GqmQX4

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

Rita Hayworth poster FTW

 

[General Malaise]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

Rita Hayworth poster FTW

Leader in the clubhouse. Can I get one of those at Spencer's in the mall?

 

[belljr]

BOX POOL UPDATE?!

 

[belljr]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

thought this was standard http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B001CT03P0/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1391021932&sr=8-1

 

[General Malaise]

BOX POOL UPDATE?!

12 unsold. I have Denver 7,3,4,1 and Seattle 0,1,3,7. Feeling good!

 

[Abraham]

I'm excited about deciding to but a square at the last minute and ending up with 5-5

 

[krista4]

I'm excited about deciding to but a square at the last minute and ending up with 5-5

Well duh; all the good ones have been taken by now.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

I got 2 - 6 and 6 - 2. Feeling awesome.

 

[Ignoramus]

I got 2 - 6 and 6 - 2. Feeling awesome.

Should be a good one. I expect the final score to be somewhere around 62-26, Denver.

 

[Guster]

Wow.

ETA: Most of my HS pics are terrible. I had long hair as a sophomore and junior so I look like an idiot in all of those. As a freshman I had bad acne. As a senior my mom paid for a photo session for "senior pictures" which ended with a particularly gay set of prints including pictures of me in a coat and tie holding my electric guitar against a baby blue backdrop.

Best HS pic remains Homer's sultry pose on top of the desk

 

[DA RAIDERS]

my uncle has this type of boat

http://tugster.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/0aaaas10.jpg

maybe a small pizza oven would fit?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

Starbucks gift card

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Wow.

ETA: Most of my HS pics are terrible. I had long hair as a sophomore and junior so I look like an idiot in all of those. As a freshman I had bad acne. As a senior my mom paid for a photo session for "senior pictures" which ended with a particularly gay set of prints including pictures of me in a coat and tie holding my electric guitar against a baby blue backdrop.

Best HS pic remains Homer's sultry pose on top of the desk

Still Life With Balls

 

[Guster]

guster's GMTAN/FFA squares pool update: 12 squares remaining

entry fee:
$25/square, Paypal (redsoxrj @ gmail)

payouts:
1st quarter: $500
2nd quarter: $500
3rd quarter: $500
4th quarter: $500
final score: $500 (if no OT, then added to 4th quarter)

squares paid for:

heckmanm, St. Louis Bob x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, UniAlias x2, Tiger Fan x4, -fish- x4, Bob Sacamano x2, Idiot Boxer x2, Ignoramus x4, Ignoramus's friend Steve W x2, Notorious T.R.E. x2, TRE Bro x2, Uruk-Hai x2, strykerpks x2, shuke, Nathan R. Jessep, charvik x2, krista4 x2, DA RAIDERS x3, Frostillicus x2, General Malaise x6, The Ref, Drifter x2, Dan Lambskin, guru_007 x3, brony x2, belljr x2, [icon] x2, nuzzy x2, guster x2, chet x4, FatMax x4, Tecumseh x2, Mr Pack

squares requested but not yet paid for:

cosjobs x4, YSR x2, Aaron Rudnicki x2, Mingo from Tailgating x2

 

[mr roboto]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

Starbucks gift card

Tickets to opening day 2015.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Another stupid thing I keep laughing at

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

PP sent for another square

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

I'm going to a "Going Away Party" on Saturday for a guy going away to prison. First time for everything, I guess. What should I bring him? Carton of cigarettes? Fleshlight?

this

and a rock hammer