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Good thing I have some work to do because this football sucks.

What's Jack Bauer doing with The Waitress?
:confused: thats Gail the Snail
My bad. You're right. I'm mostly drinking rum and rereading a 60 page focus group report in preparation for presenting a recommendation on our new ad campaign to our CEO tomorrow morning.
FYI, I have officially launched my voice over career... Just sayin'. :whistle:

 
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The fact that I knew all the words to "Give It Away" disgusted my old man, and delighted my niece. Both made me very happy.

 
wow. won the game, the over, a parlay, a teaser, ML, alternate line, and props on fumbles, interceptions, first score of the game (other than offensive TD or FG), and a random $75 on Bruno Mars first song. the only things I lost were props on the MVP and number of Omahas.

I think I need to quit gambling forever now.

 
wow. won the game, the over, a parlay, a teaser, ML, alternate line, and props on fumbles, interceptions, first score of the game (other than offensive TD or FG), and a random $75 on Bruno Mars first song. the only things I lost were props on the MVP and number of Omahas.

I think I need to quit gambling forever now.
I ####### hate Pete Carrol. But I like this Russel Wilson guy. I'm happy for you solely because we should have won the GMTANFFL super bowl over that Pickles hating Thorn guy..

 
I have a long drunk working. Wish I had some hard alcohol. A fantastic rain is falling here in SoCal. We need it.

Lost magic football by 2 points. :(

 
I love you.

Also, Dr. D/Icon feud heating up in the wagering thread.
Can I get some backstory here? Seems pretty heated.
Oh it's pretty heated. I'm pretty sure if I saw him I would throw my hammers (Tyson is my left and Mr Wiggles is my right) He said he would put up a shot video this weekend as bait for DPS or eminesence or one of these new dorks.

Oh wait, you meant in the WT. Sorry

 
The only thing I remember is before the world series or maybe the ALCS icon posted a bunch of analysis and Dr. D called him out and said it was a cut and paste job. Kind of like pickles and Master of Orion who I miss desperately. If he showed back up I would buy him a copy of A Short History of Nearly Everything. I think he needs it.

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
I've always liked Geico and not just because of the camel.

 
wait, seachickens won the SB and Tim may have been run from the FFA on the same day?

I'm gonna go masturbate for 24 hours straight.

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
good jingle too.

I'm a rate fart guy.

 
The only thing I remember is before the world series or maybe the ALCS icon posted a bunch of analysis and Dr. D called him out and said it was a cut and paste job. Kind of like pickles and Master of Orion who I miss desperately. If he showed back up I would buy him a copy of A Short History of Nearly Everything. I think he needs it.
I kinda remember hearing about that. Seems dorkish

PS I'm powering through Crows. Should I finish the song of ice and fire or should I read the history of nearly evertying. Sounds even more dorkish

 
The only thing I remember is before the world series or maybe the ALCS icon posted a bunch of analysis and Dr. D called him out and said it was a cut and paste job. Kind of like pickles and Master of Orion who I miss desperately. If he showed back up I would buy him a copy of A Short History of Nearly Everything. I think he needs it.
I kinda remember hearing about that. Seems dorkish

PS I'm powering through Crows. Should I finish the song of ice and fire or should I read the history of nearly evertying. Sounds even more dorkish
Everyone, and I mean everyone, should read short history of nearly everything. it's not dorkish, it's learning. I know that's frowned upon in Wisconsin.

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
I've always liked Geico and not just because of the camel.
I have allstate. I got into 2 accidents this year; one entirely my fault. they paid for repairs to my truck, waived my deductible and my premiums went down. I don't know what kind of stupid business model that is, but I'm going with them forever.

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
I've always liked Geico and not just because of the camel.
I already have them X'd out because of the camel. Sorry k4 ;)

 
The only thing I remember is before the world series or maybe the ALCS icon posted a bunch of analysis and Dr. D called him out and said it was a cut and paste job. Kind of like pickles and Master of Orion who I miss desperately. If he showed back up I would buy him a copy of A Short History of Nearly Everything. I think he needs it.
I kinda remember hearing about that. Seems dorkish

PS I'm powering through Crows. Should I finish the song of ice and fire or should I read the history of nearly evertying. Sounds even more dorkish
Everyone, and I mean everyone, should read short history of nearly everything. it's not dorkish, it's learning. I know that's frowned upon in Wisconsin.
Whoa, jerk.

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
I've always liked Geico and not just because of the camel.
I have allstate. I got into 2 accidents this year; one entirely my fault. they paid for repairs to my truck, waived my deductible and my premiums went down. I don't know what kind of stupid business model that is, but I'm going with them forever.
So you advocate Pedro Cerrano then?

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
I've always liked Geico and not just because of the camel.
I have allstate. I got into 2 accidents this year; one entirely my fault. they paid for repairs to my truck, waived my deductible and my premiums went down. I don't know what kind of stupid business model that is, but I'm going with them forever.
So you advocate Pedro Cerrano then?
I do, and I think everything Bill Bryson has written since A Walk in the Woods has been borderline unreadable.

 
The drunkest person at the wedding I was at last night was a doctor. We had a nice chat. He said he can get drunk any day of the week. But he couldn't get drunk 2 days in a row.

Then he realized that we had $100k in salary difference and he told me he would trade it all to drink like I can. I call bull####.

 
I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
I've always liked Geico and not just because of the camel.
I have allstate. I got into 2 accidents this year; one entirely my fault. they paid for repairs to my truck, waived my deductible and my premiums went down. I don't know what kind of stupid business model that is, but I'm going with them forever.
So you advocate Pedro Cerrano then?
I do, and I think everything Bill Bryson has written since A Walk in the Woods has been borderline unreadable.
I should go to bed. I have no idea what you said

 
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I'm sure to get 1000 different answers but what do you guys use for insurance? I have a DUI and a speeding ticket that technically come off my record this year. My discount double check bumped my payment up $135. The company that rhymes with Rate Fart can rate my farts.

Is Pedro Cerrano reputable? The commercials sound kinda nice with money coming back
I've always liked Geico and not just because of the camel.
I have allstate. I got into 2 accidents this year; one entirely my fault. they paid for repairs to my truck, waived my deductible and my premiums went down. I don't know what kind of stupid business model that is, but I'm going with them forever.
So you advocate Pedro Cerrano then?
I do, and I think everything Bill Bryson has written since A Walk in the Woods has been borderline unreadable.
I should go to bed. I have no idea what you said
My wife gave me head

Hey Garth, that was a haiku

 
state farm here. no claims in yers except one 5k mold claim that paid for downstairs bathromm remodel.

i'm stilll drinking. it's still raining. there are only 2 beers left. my stomach feels like it may explode, yet i'm still drinking racer 5

wife gave me a quicky before the game startreed then proceed ed to get beyond frostywife hammered. she hates football. she went to bed and reamerded 3 times, once to play more bruno mars and dance with no panys on, SUCK IT GM!! next to open and waste a perfectly good beer and lastly to make some food. which i ended up eating. good times

#### you wes welker!!

 

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