GM's thread about nothing (56 Viewers)

[General Malaise]

I'm trying out for a radio show tonight at BW3. A little more nervous than I thought I would be. I should probably smoke a bowl and then proceed to drink.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

WTF are you guys talking about?

you mean Abe's wife giving birth?

My link

they are talking about people taking a joke from this thread and pasting it all over facebook as their own.

"my facebook book is better than my facebook movie" or something like that.

 

[T Bell]

Creepy, strange, and hilarious. 3 for 1.

I think that brown one's up to something.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm trying out for a radio show tonight at BW3. A little more nervous than I thought I would be. I should probably smoke a bowl and then proceed to drink.

What now?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

WTF are you guys talking about?

you mean Abe's wife giving birth?

My link

they are talking about people taking a joke from this thread and pasting it all over facebook as their own.

"my facebook book is better than my facebook movie" or something like that.

Now I'm even more confused.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

are we all sharing the "facebook book better than my facebook movie" joke now?

for Bob

EDIT: also this

 

[Limp Ditka]

I'm trying out for a radio show tonight at BW3. A little more nervous than I thought I would be. I should probably smoke a bowl and then proceed to drink.

What now?

pastyghot103

 

[St. Louis Bob]

are we all sharing the "facebook book better than my facebook movie" joke now?

for Bob

EDIT: also this

Oh

 

[heckmanm]

7#11

20 inches

HattieLou is here.

Congrats, pops! Awesome news.

Have you cut all the sleeves off of the onesies yet?

One stitch at a time.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I'm trying out for a radio show tonight at BW3. A little more nervous than I thought I would be. I should probably smoke a bowl and then proceed to drink.

What now?

& GLGB!

 

[St. Louis Bob]

For K4 & YRS

 

[Osaurus]

Naughty Naughty

 

[Tiger Fan]

I'm trying out for a radio show tonight at BW3. A little more nervous than I thought I would be. I should probably smoke a bowl and then proceed to drink.

To host? is this a contest? wing eating competition?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Nevermind, i found it - http://www.1080thefan.com/pages/18117682.php?

i was really hoping this would be something we could all call into today

 

[Limp Ditka]

For K4 & YRS

 

[General Malaise]

Nevermind, i found it - http://www.1080thefan.com/pages/18117682.php?

i was really hoping this would be something we could all call into today

Well....maybe if the rest of the contestants die and I win by default THEN you can call in. SLB...you feel like flying up to Portland and shaking a bunch of hands?

 

[Ignoramus]

Abe - thanks for the family photo. I could probably "use" that in a pinch if I held my thumb over the left 2/3 of the photo.

Mrs. Abe looks way too good to have just had a kid. You sure she's the mother?

 

[Tiger Fan]

Nevermind, i found it - http://www.1080thefan.com/pages/18117682.php?

i was really hoping this would be something we could all call into today

Well....maybe if the rest of the contestants die and I win by default THEN you can call in. SLB...you feel like flying up to Portland and shaking a bunch of hands?

What's you're schtick gonna be?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

3 days in Yosemite

3 days in Anaheim (god help me)

Guess where you get to drive through on this leg?

 

[mr. furley]

3 days in Yosemite

3 days in Anaheim (god help me)

Guess where you get to drive through on this leg?

https://s3.amazonaws.com/livelygreendoor/2013/05/gif-ron-swanson-shrug.gif

 

[General Malaise]

Nevermind, i found it - http://www.1080thefan.com/pages/18117682.php?

i was really hoping this would be something we could all call into today

Well....maybe if the rest of the contestants die and I win by default THEN you can call in. SLB...you feel like flying up to Portland and shaking a bunch of hands?

What's you're schtick gonna be?

Hoping to get Joe Namath drunk and try some Reggie White humor.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Nevermind, i found it - http://www.1080thefan.com/pages/18117682.php?

i was really hoping this would be something we could all call into today

Well....maybe if the rest of the contestants die and I win by default THEN you can call in. SLB...you feel like flying up to Portland and shaking a bunch of hands?

I hope you get nervous and vomit flour, or whatever it is you people eat, all over the place.

 

[Ignoramus]

Contents of the Idiot Boxer Ugly Sweater Box o' Crap:

Livestrong Bracelet

Small Christmas stocking tree ornament

Two packs of hand warmers (these will come in, um, handy later this week when it dips down to the 40s here in H-Town)

Check register, blank (I'm guessing this was meant for Abe?)

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred CD case (CD sold separately)

The Black Ice by M. Connelly with foreword by Shuke, FBG staff intern. "This novel made me a believer."

Santat Claus, Inc.: Who ever heard of elves on strike?! by L. Ford [inscribed "Merry Christmas 2002 - 4th grade. Miss Livingston (FBG position unknown)]

Cookies & Cream Kit Kat (appears to be unopened)

Palm IIIxe (appears to be non-working)

Electronic pocket UNO (status unknown)

Sleeve of Nike Vapor Black golf balls

Submission: a novel by M. Blau

One silver, glittery letter Z (capital)

Box of staples, standard

The Secret of Nimh on DVD, unopened

Classic Video Game Controllers ornament set (contents: Atari, SNES, PS1, Sega Genesis)

Playboy magazine, April 1999, cleverly concealed in not only a Practical Law: The Journal cover, but also an Inc. Magazine cover. (Natalia Sokolova centerfold)



Thanks, GB!

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Stryker> HI

Congrats on making the cut for my new bases leeg! You mentioned wanted a co-pwner...Hell Toupee is on the outside looking in right now, so you could tap him in. Or you could get on team Sammy. OR, you could run it solo or get your own life partner. Either way, we're excited to have you and your shtick!

I don't have much of a notebook on Hell Toupee - do you?

I can attempt it on my own but it will all depend on draft date. That was the main reason for wanting a co-owner (along with being a total n00b)

Hoping we can find an evening, probably during the week to DO IT live. Happy to answer any questions or help provide info via PM or whatever. :hugs:

When would this happen? I would like to join, but I'm on the cusp of too many leagues.

 

[Mr. Pickles]

7#11

20 inches

HattieLou is here.

Congrats!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Stryker> HI

Congrats on making the cut for my new bases leeg! You mentioned wanted a co-pwner...Hell Toupee is on the outside looking in right now, so you could tap him in. Or you could get on team Sammy. OR, you could run it solo or get your own life partner. Either way, we're excited to have you and your shtick!

I don't have much of a notebook on Hell Toupee - do you?

I can attempt it on my own but it will all depend on draft date. That was the main reason for wanting a co-owner (along with being a total n00b)

Hoping we can find an evening, probably during the week to DO IT live. Happy to answer any questions or help provide info via PM or whatever. :hugs:

When would this happen? I would like to join, but I'm on the cusp of too many leagues.

Probably in the first week or two of March. Will put together a doodle to find a night that works.

Right now we are full up unless Hell Toupee doesn't want the last spot anymore though.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

The gnats one is tremendous.

 

[shuke]

Congrats Abe!

Anyone in here looking to join a redraft roto baseball league that TRE destroyed? Cos? GM?

#### this weather. I have to go back out and finish shoveling. A layer of half inch of ice on top of the snow is making it a PITA.

 

[UniAlias]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

The gnats one is tremendous.

Some of those sound like they were written by doge.

 

[heckmanm]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

The gnats one is tremendous.

Such amalgamation arouses me.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

The gnats one is tremendous.

Some of those sound like they were written by doge.

wow very #### sucking amaz

beutiful ##### wow such fisting

boob many hair

 

[Annyong]

Congrats Abe! I'm gonna pour some Glenfiddich to celebrate!

 

[T Bell]

3 days in Yosemite

3 days in Anaheim (god help me)

Guess where you get to drive through on this leg?

Delano?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

3 days in Yosemite

3 days in Anaheim (god help me)

Guess where you get to drive through on this leg?

Delano?

Yes

 

[Abraham]

Congrats Abe! I'm gonna pour some Glenfiddich to celebrate!

Thanks. No liquor in the hospital, which is stupid.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

The gnats one is tremendous.

Some of those sound like they were written by doge.

wow very #### sucking amaz

beutiful ##### wow such fisting

boob many hair

Too bad you don't do twitter: @DogetheDog

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Congrats Abe! I'm gonna pour some Glenfiddich to celebrate!

Thanks. No liquor in the hospital, which is stupid.

Much false

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

The gnats one is tremendous.

Some of those sound like they were written by doge.

wow very #### sucking amaz

beutiful ##### wow such fisting

boob many hair

Too bad you don't do twitter: @DogetheDog

BINGO

 

[T Bell]

Turning a Magic Football Doge alias loose in the SP would be hilarious.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Turning a Magic Football Doge alias loose in the SP would be hilarious.

I will kill it with extreme prejudice.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Turning a Magic Football Doge alias loose in the SP would be hilarious.

I will kill it with extreme prejudice.

Loink

 

[Abraham]

Congrats Abe! I'm gonna pour some Glenfiddich to celebrate!

Thanks. No liquor in the hospital, which is stupid.

Much false

I decided against drinking tonight. Brother bringing whiskey tomorrow.

 

[bentley]

Congrats Abe! I'm gonna pour some Glenfiddich to celebrate!

Thanks. No liquor in the hospital, which is stupid.

Much false

I decided against drinking tonight. Brother bringing whiskey tomorrow.

Atta boy.

 

[shuke]

Truck> big game tomorrow night.

 

[Annyong]

Roger is writing a porno

 

[T Bell]

Anyone seen MOP lately?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Truck> big game tomorrow night.

Yeah, not expecting much.

Love some individual cats on this team, overall I think they play like garbage. Lots of 1-on-1, and they pass as it were a last resort. And Giffey should play more.

And I'm still depressed about the Big East.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Turning pornhub comments into Valentines (obviously NSFW text)

Just got thrown out of bed for giggling too much at these while Mrs. TF was on the computer (I was shaking the bed too much)

 

[Limp Ditka]

Anyone seen MOP lately?

Anyone seen posty lately?

WhoTF sends death threats to a 5 year old?