GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

IN HIS HEAD

 

[proninja]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

IN HIS HEAD

I'm playing it on mute. Figure this accomplishes the goal.

 

[krista4]

Hey Bing(1), how do you feel about Season 4 of Breaking Bad?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

IN HIS HEAD

I'm playing it on mute. Figure this accomplishes the goal.

I'M SURE THERE'S A STRYPER REUNION OUT THERE FOR YOU SOMEWHERE

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey Bing(1), how do you feel about Season 4 of Breaking Bad?

Sucker punch KO

 

[krista4]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

IN HIS HEAD

How long does the contest go? Will try to keep clicking it whenever I remember. Or does it only register one hit from me anyway? OH god, apparently I don't know how YouTube works. Get off my lawn.

 

[krista4]

Hey Bing(1), how do you feel about Season 4 of Breaking Bad?

Sucker punch KO

Want. Both.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

IN HIS HEAD

How long does the contest go? Will try to keep clicking it whenever I remember. Or does it only register one hit from me anyway? OH god, apparently I don't know how YouTube works. Get off my lawn.

I don't know how it works either but thanks. I taught the bass player everything he knows...about 8th Grade History.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey Bing(1), how do you feel about Season 4 of Breaking Bad?

Sucker punch KO

Want. Both.

Adventures of business cat.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Hey Bing(1), how do you feel about Season 4 of Breaking Bad?

Sucker punch KO

I clicked and I laughed.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hey Bing(1), how do you feel about Season 4 of Breaking Bad?

Sucker punch KO

I clicked and I laughed.

I....I'm speechless.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Congrats Abe! I'm gonna pour some Glenfiddich to celebrate!

Thanks. No liquor in the hospital, which is stupid.

my pain in the ### brother in law brought some beers in to celebrate the birth of my daughter. One of the better things he's ever done in the 13 years I've known him.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Congrats, Abe!

 

[Stoneys]

Congrats, Abe!

What he said....Congrats

 

[bostonfred]

#### this weather. I have to go back out and finish shoveling. A layer of half inch of ice on top of the snow is making it a PITA.

I know you hate irony but take a moment to appreciate that it took you twelve words to describe the specific thin layer of ice that was bothering you. If only they had a name for it, like white ice or crust or something.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

Not horrendous. (Actually true)

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Just made up for four days of terrible sleep. Was out like a light for 13 of the last 18 hours.

 

[Ignoramus]

#### this weather. I have to go back out and finish shoveling. A layer of half inch of ice on top of the snow is making it a PITA.

I know you hate irony but take a moment to appreciate that it took you twelve words to describe the specific thin layer of ice that was bothering you. If only they had a name for it, like white ice or crust or something.

What are we, a bunch of dirty Inuit?

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

 

[bostonfred]

#### this weather. I have to go back out and finish shoveling. A layer of half inch of ice on top of the snow is making it a PITA.

I know you hate irony but take a moment to appreciate that it took you twelve words to describe the specific thin layer of ice that was bothering you. If only they had a name for it, like white ice or crust or something.

What are we, a bunch of dirty Inuit?

You mean eskimos? [/inuitskeptic]

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

 

[Guster]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

@ Chase's comment

 

[Homer J Simpson]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Contents of the Idiot Boxer Ugly Sweater Box o' Crap:

Livestrong Bracelet

Small Christmas stocking tree ornament

Two packs of hand warmers (these will come in, um, handy later this week when it dips down to the 40s here in H-Town)

Check register, blank (I'm guessing this was meant for Abe?)

I'm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred CD case (CD sold separately)

The Black Ice by M. Connelly with foreword by Shuke, FBG staff intern. "This novel made me a believer."

Santat Claus, Inc.: Who ever heard of elves on strike?! by L. Ford [inscribed "Merry Christmas 2002 - 4th grade. Miss Livingston (FBG position unknown)]

Cookies & Cream Kit Kat (appears to be unopened)

Palm IIIxe (appears to be non-working)

Electronic pocket UNO (status unknown)

Sleeve of Nike Vapor Black golf balls

Submission: a novel by M. Blau

One silver, glittery letter Z (capital)

Box of staples, standard

The Secret of Nimh on DVD, unopened

Classic Video Game Controllers ornament set (contents: Atari, SNES, PS1, Sega Genesis)

Playboy magazine, April 1999, cleverly concealed in not only a Practical Law: The Journal cover, but also an Inc. Magazine cover. (Natalia Sokolova centerfold)



Thanks, GB!

You're welcome GB.

Only about 2/3 of that is re-gifted from other boxes of crap. The stuff is making the rounds.

(the kit kat is safe to eat)

 

[belljr]

congrats to abe!

spouse rant/vent....

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Rye toast. I dig it the most.

 

[Guster]

Rye toast. I dig it the most.

marbled or regular?

with butter?

velveeta?

dry?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Rye toast. I dig it the most.

Why do they even bother making any other kind?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Rye toast. I dig it the most.

Why do they even bother making any other kind?

Affirmative action.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Rye toast. I dig it the most.

marbled or regular?

with butter?

velveeta?

dry?

For toast - regular. For a sandwich either is good.

With butter of course.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Rye toast. I dig it the most.

Why do they even bother making any other kind?

Sourdough is ok. Wheat bread should be illegal.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

True. My friend has been told he won't have power until maybe Sunday at 11pm. He has 3 kids and no heat, so he searched for a generator. Apparently there were none in a 100 mile radius (not sure how he determined that) and ended up in Delaware somewhere to get one finally.

 

[belljr]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

True. My friend has been told he won't have power until maybe Sunday at 11pm. He has 3 kids and no heat, so he searched for a generator. Apparently there were none in a 100 mile radius (not sure how he determined that) and ended up in Delaware somewhere to get one finally.

wheres about in philly area?

 

[Bogart]

How did I miss the pic of Abe's hot wife. Search function to the rescue.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

True. My friend has been told he won't have power until maybe Sunday at 11pm. He has 3 kids and no heat, so he searched for a generator. Apparently there were none in a 100 mile radius (not sure how he determined that) and ended up in Delaware somewhere to get one finally.

wheres about in philly area?

He's on the mainline. I'm going to be in Media.

 

[T Bell]

Congrats Abe! I'm gonna pour some Glenfiddich to celebrate!

Thanks. No liquor in the hospital, which is stupid.

my pain in the ### brother in law brought some beers in to celebrate the birth of my daughter. One of the better things he's ever done in the 13 years I've known him.

Jerry Sandusky did this when his nephews were born. HTH.

 

[T Bell]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

 

[T Bell]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

True. My friend has been told he won't have power until maybe Sunday at 11pm. He has 3 kids and no heat, so he searched for a generator. Apparently there were none in a 100 mile radius (not sure how he determined that) and ended up in Delaware somewhere to get one finally.

Philadelphians are hearty people. They're used to being without power around the time of the Super Bowl.

 

[T Bell]

How did I miss the pic of Abe's hot wife. Search function to the rescue.

Link?

 

[Guster]

How did I miss the pic of Abe's hot wife. Search function to the rescue.

Link?

i think maybe Abe just texted it to the people he likes, because I didn't see it either

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

True. My friend has been told he won't have power until maybe Sunday at 11pm. He has 3 kids and no heat, so he searched for a generator. Apparently there were none in a 100 mile radius (not sure how he determined that) and ended up in Delaware somewhere to get one finally.

Philadelphians are hearty people. They're used to being without power around the time of the Super Bowl.

It's the Apocalypse.

 

[krista4]

Hey Bing(1), how do you feel about Season 4 of Breaking Bad?

Sucker punch KO

Want. Both.

Adventures of business cat.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Lost 15 lbs since 1/1/14. Also finish up week 4 of couch to 10k tonight.

 

[T Bell]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

True. My friend has been told he won't have power until maybe Sunday at 11pm. He has 3 kids and no heat, so he searched for a generator. Apparently there were none in a 100 mile radius (not sure how he determined that) and ended up in Delaware somewhere to get one finally.

Philadelphians are hearty people. They're used to being without power around the time of the Super Bowl.

It's the Apocalypse.

I only got through 1:00 before I wanted to punch her.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Yea, so I'm moving to philly where like 500000 people have no power right now.

Be happy you're not there yet.

True. My friend has been told he won't have power until maybe Sunday at 11pm. He has 3 kids and no heat, so he searched for a generator. Apparently there were none in a 100 mile radius (not sure how he determined that) and ended up in Delaware somewhere to get one finally.

Philadelphians are hearty people. They're used to being without power around the time of the Super Bowl.

It's the Apocalypse.

I only got through 1:00 before I wanted to punch her.

The look of the anchors once she finally stops is pretty funny though.

 

[Bogart]

How did I miss the pic of Abe's hot wife. Search function to the rescue.

Link?

i think maybe Abe just texted it to the people he likes, because I didn't see it either

Yep. No in thread.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

HALP:

My buddy's kid (who is also one of my former students) is in a band and apparently they're in some sort of contest. I guess whichever entry gets the most hits on their youtube video wins.

The song is actually pretty cool. Not bad for a bunch of HS kids. Do me a solid it and give it a whirl.

HFS

 

[Guster]

Lost 15 lbs since 1/1/14. Also finish up week 4 of couch to 10k tonight.

Holy crap!! I'm down 5 lbs and thought that was impressive - I'm about at my pre-Coshole weight. Well done.

How did you do it? I've just eaten better/smaller portions and drank a bit less (except for major binges the last 2 weekends)

Oh and my ADHD pills... a little bump in metabolism and decreased appetite have probably helped

 

[Nathan R. Jessep]

Congrats, Abe!

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Lost 15 lbs since 1/1/14.

I found it.