GM's thread about nothing (68 Viewers)

[T Bell]

Very cool story

 

[Annyong]

What are you hoping to run it in?

I ran my first HM in 1:50 last year. I want to break 1:40 this year i guess.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Very cool story

On an episode of Mad Men a heart surgeon cross-country skied to the hospital.

 

[General Malaise]

What are you hoping to run it in?

I ran my first HM in 1:50 last year. I want to break 1:40 this year i guess.

Damn. I need to start training and stop talking.

 

[T Bell]

What are you hoping to run it in?

I ran my first HM in 1:50 last year. I want to break 1:40 this year i guess.

Damn. I need to start training and stop talking.

GET OFF THE RADIO!!!!!

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

 

[-fish-]

Very cool story

1. I would have collapsed and frozen to death, so I can't criticize this guy.

b.

He fell and rolled down a hill. He got back up. He even helped some drivers who were stuck along the way. He continued on his journey from Brookwood Medical Center to Trinity Medical Center.

"To this 62-year-old doctor, nothing was more important than being in the operating room.

" 'He was dying, so if he didn't have surgery he would be dead, and it's not going to happen on my shift,' Dr. Hrynkiw said."

So the guy needs immediate surgery so badly that the surgeon will walk six miles to get there, but he has time to help stranded motorists along the way?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

MILK AND BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

wow

such shiver

wow so winter

 

[-fish-]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

"Stay strong"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Looks pretty terrible to me.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

MILK AND BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beer and Wine. Got it. Thanks GB!

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

I don't really see color, Rover. All shades of gray ice to me.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

"Stay strong"

Should I chain up?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

You can't say "black ice" in Oregon. Sound too much like "black guys". People might mishear you and start freaking out.

 

[T Bell]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Wow, and here I thought Portland couldn't be more white!

 

[-fish-]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

You can't say "black ice" in Oregon. Sound too much like "black guys". People might mishear you and start freaking out.

what happens then? people go nuts and pump their own gas?

 

[UniAlias]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Here in Dallas we're getting raped by a big snow penis.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

You can't say "black ice" in Oregon. Sound too much like "black guys". People might mishear you and start freaking out.

what happens then? people go nuts and pump their own gas?

I used the word #####rdly once in 1996. I won't soon make that mistake again. My ultra-liberal, never worked a hard day in her life, married to the state treasurer, lucky sperm club cousin tore me a new butthole when I used it. Said "THAT WORD MY FLY IN THE SOUTH BUT NOT HERE, BUDDY!".

She's a real peach.

 

[YSR]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Here in Dallas we're getting raped by a big snow penis.

That's not what that looks like to me.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Here in Dallas we're getting raped by a big snow penis.

"Around 1 Inches".....I've used that before too.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

You can't say "black ice" in Oregon. Sound too much like "black guys". People might mishear you and start freaking out.

what happens then? people go nuts and pump their own gas?

I used the word #####rdly once in 1996. I won't soon make that mistake again. My ultra-liberal, never worked a hard day in her life, married to the state treasurer, lucky sperm club cousin tore me a new butthole when I used it. Said "THAT WORD MY FLY IN THE SOUTH BUT NOT HERE, BUDDY!".

She's a real peach.

There were a few of those busted out in your pop's book, iirc.

 

[heckmanm]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

"Stay strong"

Should I chain up?

No, but you may want to put on some reflective clothing.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

You can't say "black ice" in Oregon. Sound too much like "black guys". People might mishear you and start freaking out.

what happens then? people go nuts and pump their own gas?

I used the word #####rdly once in 1996. I won't soon make that mistake again. My ultra-liberal, never worked a hard day in her life, married to the state treasurer, lucky sperm club cousin tore me a new butthole when I used it. Said "THAT WORD MY FLY IN THE SOUTH BUT NOT HERE, BUDDY!".

She's a real peach.

Huh. It's a word that means stingy. I guess the FFA language filter designer has a similar education to my cousin.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

is that black ice?

You can't say "black ice" in Oregon. Sound too much like "black guys". People might mishear you and start freaking out.

what happens then? people go nuts and pump their own gas?

I used the word #####rdly once in 1996. I won't soon make that mistake again. My ultra-liberal, never worked a hard day in her life, married to the state treasurer, lucky sperm club cousin tore me a new butthole when I used it. Said "THAT WORD MY FLY IN THE SOUTH BUT NOT HERE, BUDDY!".

She's a real peach.

There were a few of those busted out in your pop's book, iirc.

Yeah....I uh.....persuaded him NOT to use those. He politely declined.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Here in Dallas we're getting raped by a big snow penis.

Encased in the world's loosest condom.

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Here in Dallas we're getting raped by a big snow penis.

Encased in the world's loosest condom.

The're all loose like that, right?

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Where are all of the Subarus?

 

[General Malaise]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

 

[General Malaise]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Where are all of the Subarus?

Lesbians all stayed home today.

 

[kevzilla]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

"Stay strong"

Should I chain up?

No, but you may want to put on some reflective clothing.

Trust me. If there's one thing GM does NOT need....

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Where are all of the Subarus?

Lesbians all stayed home today.

Making Velcro? Niiiiice

 

[T Bell]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Here in Dallas we're getting raped by a big snow penis.

Looks like that last train to Clarksville is a long one!

 

[T Bell]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Where are all of the Subarus?

Lesbians all stayed home today.

Making Velcro? Niiiiice

It sounded all day like people using packing tape. Very annoying for the neighbors.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

 

[T Bell]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

They're like balloons that you put over your pee pee if you don't want the girl to get pregnant, but then that's not really a problem for you.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

Me: Hey, Homer...you ever noticed the serial numbers they put at the base of every condom?

You: No.

Me: Didn't think so. BURNNNNNNN!

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Portland public schools are closing early today. With blizzard conditions like this, why wouldn't you?

Here in Dallas we're getting raped by a big snow penis.

That's not what that looks like to me.

It looks like a lady's finger fingering something.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

any good cat meme's on the last few pages? I could use a bit of a chuckle.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

BobbySac> You going to labshole? I'm told you're labsroyalty.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

any good cat meme's on the last few pages? I could use a bit of a chuckle.

Sure. Even a snow penis.

 

[JerseyToughGuys]

Ouch

I should buy a sled

Hardy..har..har.......har

What...what the hell is that?

All SFW. Two cats, a dog, and football.

You are a gentleman, and a scholar!

 

[General Malaise]

I'll see your {insert local city with bad snow drivers here} and raise you all-in with Portland, Oregonians....the suck is strong here. My highway home is a parking lot. NOTE: the roads are fine, very dry. No ice, african-american or other...just slow, cautious drivers going extra slow and cautious like a girl scout selling cookies to Homer.

So I'm at Wild wings, drinking until the train comes. Will walk home from there. :flex:

 

[General Malaise]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

Me: Hey, Homer...you ever noticed the serial numbers they put at the base of every condom?

You: No.

Me: Didn't think so. BURNNNNNNN!

LloooolZzz

See, its supposed to be a small penis joke, but I probably told it wrong.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

Me: Hey, Homer...you ever noticed the serial numbers they put at the base of every condom?

You: No.

Me: Didn't think so. BURNNNNNNN!

LloooolZzz

See, its supposed to be a small penis joke, but I probably told it wrong.

Me: Hey, GM...do you know what a woman says after 3 orgasm?

You: No, I don't.

Me: Yeah, didn't think so.

 

[-fish-]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

Me: Hey, Homer...you ever noticed the serial numbers they put at the base of every condom?

You: No.

Me: Didn't think so. BURNNNNNNN!

LloooolZzz

See, its supposed to be a small penis joke, but I probably told it wrong.

Me: Hey, GM...do you know what a woman says after 3 orgasm?

You: No, I don't.

Me: Yeah, didn't think so.

Q: Know how to tell when a woman has an orgasm?

A: Who cares?

 

[General Malaise]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

Me: Hey, Homer...you ever noticed the serial numbers they put at the base of every condom?

You: No.

Me: Didn't think so. BURNNNNNNN!

LloooolZzzSee, its supposed to be a small penis joke, but I probably told it wrong.

Me: Hey, GM...do you know what a woman says after 3 orgasm?

You: No, I don't.

Me: Yeah, didn't think so.

Well......duh.

 

[Annyong]

I won a free pair of socks in a reddit contest. pretty much the best day of my life.

 

[Thorn]

Reminds me of the old joke about the serial number at the base end of all condoms....

Me: Hey, Homer...you ever noticed the serial numbers they put at the base of every condom?

You: No.

Me: Didn't think so. BURNNNNNNN!

LloooolZzz

See, its supposed to be a small penis joke, but I probably told it wrong.

Me: Hey, GM...do you know what a woman says after 3 orgasm?

You: No, I don't.

Me: Yeah, didn't think so.

Orgasm is singular. The plural is orgasms. Not that you'll ever need to know.