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Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
belljr
Footballguy
You're seeious business.wow monty python is seeious business...I don't think I ever wanted someone kicked out of this thread until now
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
You betcha, babe!
you type worse than Abe.wow monty python is seeious business...
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I'm ashamed to admit I'm starting to warm up to this.wow very snow such incheswe got 17 inches here in Gaithersburg. The snow is heavy as ####. been trying to work through it all morning.Digging out didn't go so well. My truck is now sideways in my driveway. I called AAA to get me straightened out
incredabl too weather wow
such frosbite very shovle cabin fevr wow
much winters
belljr
Footballguy
i know I am lazy on my phoneyou type worse than Abe.wow monty python is seeious business...
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
wow. you were unlucky. having lived here forever, we earthquake proof things like the clock. simple to do, just fix it to the wall. the whittier quake threw me out of bed and my heavy dresser fell over and nearly crushed my legs, so i know it can be gnarlyI was in an apartment building at the time (which, as it turns out, was not very well-prepared for the quake), so I didn't lose a house or anything, though there was a huge crack all the way up from the foundation going just past my window after the quake. Just lost most everything inside--dishes, most of the furniture, etc. Some things were a bummer as they were antiques--antique glassware, antique furniture, an antique clock my grandfather had given me. My boyfriend had been thrashing around that night and I had moved to floor next to the bed, and a Victrola I had (which was destroyed) crashed an inch or two from my head.
I already had a move planned for a few days later back to Chicago, and every damn person I saw the day I moved asked if I was moving because of the quake.
Drifter
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
See, I knew there was a reason I had him on my ignored user list.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
#### off.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
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belljr
Footballguy
:wut:See, I knew there was a reason I had him on my ignored user list.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Come to the Doge Side...I'm ashamed to admit I'm starting to warm up to this.wow very snow such incheswe got 17 inches here in Gaithersburg. The snow is heavy as ####. been trying to work through it all morning.Digging out didn't go so well. My truck is now sideways in my driveway. I called AAA to get me straightened out
incredabl too weather wow
such frosbite very shovle cabin fevr wow
much winters
DocGonzo
Footballguy
Calling on the collective wisdoms of the GMTAN, and maybe especially Homer as this might be right up your alley:
I have a client who owns a bar. We just finished a civil rights case that came about after he was tased while cuffed to a hospital bed. We're celebrating at his bar today and we want to create a drink in his honor. We're looking for something that plays off the taser, electricity, shock kind of theme.
Any ideas?
I have a client who owns a bar. We just finished a civil rights case that came about after he was tased while cuffed to a hospital bed. We're celebrating at his bar today and we want to create a drink in his honor. We're looking for something that plays off the taser, electricity, shock kind of theme.
Any ideas?
krista4
Footballguy
It was a mantel clock, not a wall clock.wow. you were unlucky. having lived here forever, we earthquake proof things like the clock. simple to do, just fix it to the wall. the whittier quake threw me out of bed and my heavy dresser fell over and nearly crushed my legs, so i know it can be gnarlyI was in an apartment building at the time (which, as it turns out, was not very well-prepared for the quake), so I didn't lose a house or anything, though there was a huge crack all the way up from the foundation going just past my window after the quake. Just lost most everything inside--dishes, most of the furniture, etc. Some things were a bummer as they were antiques--antique glassware, antique furniture, an antique clock my grandfather had given me. My boyfriend had been thrashing around that night and I had moved to floor next to the bed, and a Victrola I had (which was destroyed) crashed an inch or two from my head.
I already had a move planned for a few days later back to Chicago, and every damn person I saw the day I moved asked if I was moving because of the quake.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Then fix it to the mantle.It was a mantel clock, not a wall clock.wow. you were unlucky. having lived here forever, we earthquake proof things like the clock. simple to do, just fix it to the wall. the whittier quake threw me out of bed and my heavy dresser fell over and nearly crushed my legs, so i know it can be gnarlyI was in an apartment building at the time (which, as it turns out, was not very well-prepared for the quake), so I didn't lose a house or anything, though there was a huge crack all the way up from the foundation going just past my window after the quake. Just lost most everything inside--dishes, most of the furniture, etc. Some things were a bummer as they were antiques--antique glassware, antique furniture, an antique clock my grandfather had given me. My boyfriend had been thrashing around that night and I had moved to floor next to the bed, and a Victrola I had (which was destroyed) crashed an inch or two from my head.
I already had a move planned for a few days later back to Chicago, and every damn person I saw the day I moved asked if I was moving because of the quake.
krista4
Footballguy
Then fix it to the mantle.It was a mantel clock, not a wall clock.wow. you were unlucky. having lived here forever, we earthquake proof things like the clock. simple to do, just fix it to the wall. the whittier quake threw me out of bed and my heavy dresser fell over and nearly crushed my legs, so i know it can be gnarlyI was in an apartment building at the time (which, as it turns out, was not very well-prepared for the quake), so I didn't lose a house or anything, though there was a huge crack all the way up from the foundation going just past my window after the quake. Just lost most everything inside--dishes, most of the furniture, etc. Some things were a bummer as they were antiques--antique glassware, antique furniture, an antique clock my grandfather had given me. My boyfriend had been thrashing around that night and I had moved to floor next to the bed, and a Victrola I had (which was destroyed) crashed an inch or two from my head.
I already had a move planned for a few days later back to Chicago, and every damn person I saw the day I moved asked if I was moving because of the quake.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Clearly it should be called The Shocker. Tell the barkeep to basically make kamikazes with just a touch of cranberry juice to make it pink. WA LA!
Fuller
Footballguy
neinthestink:
Henry Ford
Footballguy
The Brutal Shocker. Meant to be butt-chugged from a pint glass.
General Malaise
Footballguy
Between my Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking Good joke yesterday and my check writing shtick today, I'm just not cut out for this thread. It was a run.
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
mr roboto
Footballguy
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I love GM's fishing trips.
Homer J Simpson
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Homer J Simpson
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