GM's thread about nothing (12 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

 

[krista4]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

OH COME ON! You don't like that movie?

 

[General Malaise]

Bro-Taser™

 

[General Malaise]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

I love these.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Running in the snow is great for the lower back.

 

[cosjobs]

2 spots left

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12. phrozen

13. The Ref

14. GM

15.

16.

No coschops?

exactly

 

[General Malaise]

Somebody got tazed while cuffed to a bed? Both hands?

Yeah, curious about this myself.

 

[cosjobs]

Anyone in here have wireless headphones? Mr. YSR Likes to watch movies at a high volume in the other room after I've gone to bed, and he's interested in a solution that will allow for this while also allowing his wife and child to sleep peacefully.

His birthday is coming up so I'm in the market for a pair.

Any suggestions?

If you go wired, the sound is much better and they are more lightweight.

 

[cosjobs]

I can barely bring myself to go to work daily. Setting a lineup every day is more than I can handle.

You really do not need to adjust your lineup very often. Once a week would probably suffice, unless you have a ton of marginal/injured/banned players on your roster

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Calling on the collective wisdoms of the GMTAN, and maybe especially Homer as this might be right up your alley:

I have a client who owns a bar. We just finished a civil rights case that came about after he was tased while cuffed to a hospital bed. We're celebrating at his bar today and we want to create a drink in his honor. We're looking for something that plays off the taser, electricity, shock kind of theme.

Any ideas?

Clearly it should be called The Shocker. Tell the barkeep to basically make kamikazes with just a touch of cranberry juice to make it pink. WA LA!

more or less a cosmo. enjoy ladies

 

[DA RAIDERS]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

2 DOLLARS!!!!!!!!!!

 

[cosjobs]

Calling on the collective wisdoms of the GMTAN, and maybe especially Homer as this might be right up your alley:

I have a client who owns a bar. We just finished a civil rights case that came about after he was tased while cuffed to a hospital bed. We're celebrating at his bar today and we want to create a drink in his honor. We're looking for something that plays off the taser, electricity, shock kind of theme.

Any ideas?

Clearly it should be called The Shocker. Tell the barkeep to basically make kamikazes with just a touch of cranberry juice to make it pink. WA LA!

I would have gone with white lightning and electrolytes

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

OH COME ON! You don't like that movie?

Hate it.

 

[Limp Ditka]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

OH COME ON! You don't like that movie?

Hate it.

Awful

 

[Limp Ditka]

Not the movie, tanner's opinion

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner is getting pretty predictable.

Things most people love = hates it

Things most people hate = loves it

 

[-fish-]

Everyone loves dogeweather

 

[mr roboto]

Tanner is getting pretty predictable.

Things most people love = hates it

Things most people hate = loves it

We can then build a predictable model. Tanner will love genital warts, and hate tax refunds, for example.

 

[Guster]

Anyone in here have wireless headphones? Mr. YSR Likes to watch movies at a high volume in the other room after I've gone to bed, and he's interested in a solution that will allow for this while also allowing his wife and child to sleep peacefully.

His birthday is coming up so I'm in the market for a pair.

Any suggestions?

I want these so hard

 

[17seconds]

I can see people hating Better Off Dead, especially if they didn't see it until their late 20s. If you hated it in high school that's just weird.

 

[Limp Ditka]

I can see people hating Better Off Dead, especially if they didn't see it until their late 20s. If you hated it in high school that's just weird.

Tanner was already getting social security checks when it was released, so maybe that explains it.

 

[mr roboto]

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

 

[belljr]

The Cable Guy is on...Now that is quality

 

[Drifter]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

Cantaloupe is nasty and smelly.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner is getting pretty predictable.

Things most people love = hates it

Things most people hate = loves it

True. Seems like most people like you so...

 

[belljr]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Biloxi Blues?

 

[Drifter]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Biloxi Blues?

All of them, even the good movies like Biloxi Blues and Election. Just can't stand him.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I can see people hating Better Off Dead, especially if they didn't see it until their late 20s. If you hated it in high school that's just weird.

I was in HS when it came out. I guess if I had been in some sort of vocational or "special" school I would have liked it more.

About the only thing good about the movie was the faux French girl. I always wanted to ride my gondola down her Danube.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Family Business was pretty good and Election is one of my favorites.

You guys are missing your pot shots.

ETA: Sorry, I thought you were saying I hated everything Broderick did. Carry on.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Tanner is getting pretty predictable.

Things most people love = hates it

Things most people hate = loves it

True. Seems like most people like you so...

exactly what I thought your response would be.

 

[belljr]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Biloxi Blues?

All of them, even the good movies like Biloxi Blues and Election. Just can't stand him.

Give me Glory or at least Project X.....

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Is buying cantaloupe where you live a big deal? Like GM shooting off fireworks when he buys raisins?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner is getting pretty predictable.

Things most people love = hates it

Things most people hate = loves it

True. Seems like most people like you so...

exactly what I thought your response would be.

Suuuuuuurrreeee

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Biloxi Blues?

All of them, even the good movies like Biloxi Blues and Election. Just can't stand him.

Give me Glory or at least Project X.....

Glory is solid as well.

 

[Drifter]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Biloxi Blues?

All of them, even the good movies like Biloxi Blues and Election. Just can't stand him.

Give me Glory or at least Project X.....

Glory is solid as well.

It's not that I don't like those movies, it's that I don't like him

 

[Ignoramus]

monty python sucks... i said it!

your face sucks

I don't think I ever wanted someone kicked out of this thread until now

See, I knew there was a reason I had him on my ignored user list.

:wut:

Mmmm... maybe it was somebody else I had on ignore. Regardless, you're not on ignore now. For now.

 

[mr roboto]

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Is buying cantaloupe where you live a big deal? Like GM shooting off fireworks when he buys raisins?

#### this phone. Yes, in the winter fresh produce doesn't exactly grow on trees around here. :rimshot:

 

[Ignoramus]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

JFC

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

So tanner hates twitter but he's posting tweets in the thread now?

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Big Gophers/Badgers game tonight. I have our boys +8.5. Not expecting a win, but hoping/thinking they can hang around.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

2oz of Aftershock (the blue kind)

1oz of 151

Shock and Ow!

 

[FDAS]

Big Gophers/Badgers game tonight. I have our boys +8.5. Not expecting a win, but hoping/thinking they can hang around.

When I see Bo Ryan, I'm pretty sure I'm looking at the biggest ##### bag in Wisconsin.

 

[Notorious T.R.E.]

Big Gophers/Badgers game tonight. I have our boys +8.5. Not expecting a win, but hoping/thinking they can hang around.

When I see Bo Ryan, I'm pretty sure I'm looking at the biggest ##### bag in Wisconsin.

 

[FDAS]

Big Gophers/Badgers game tonight. I have our boys +8.5. Not expecting a win, but hoping/thinking they can hang around.

When I see Bo Ryan, I'm pretty sure I'm looking at the biggest ##### bag in Wisconsin.

For the record, he was #2 until Bert took his fat ### to Arkansas.

 

[belljr]

So Bryzgalov is on Olympic break kicking it at our ice rink. His daughter trains there....guess the family stayed in the area

 

[Frostillicus]

Big Gophers/Badgers game tonight. I have our boys +8.5. Not expecting a win, but hoping/thinking they can hang around.

Also going with the +8.5

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

So tanner hates twitter but he's posting tweets in the thread now?

Exactly.

I let somebody else wade through the billions of tweets to find only the best. Pretty simple.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

OH COME ON! You don't like that movie?

Hate it.

You.

 

[krista4]

Everyone loves dogeweather

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Cantaloupe is absolutely the most disgusting food ever. I won't even eat anything that has been in the presence of cantaloupe. :X