GM's thread about nothing (6 Viewers)

[Good Posting Judge]

Tanner : Twitter :: GM : Netflix

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner : Twitter :: GM : Netflix

I've installed Twitter at least twice, penisface.

 

[Ignoramus]

Everyone loves dogeweather

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Cantaloupe is absolutely the most disgusting food ever. I won't even eat anything that has been in the presence of cantaloupe. :X

Agree to disagree on both counts.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

More good tweets about the Snowlympics.

"Watching Olympic curling. I haven't seen people get shouted at while sweeping the floor like this since I watched 12 Years a Slave."

"Difference between the lack of action in cross country skiing & the excitement the announcer thinks is happening, is basically my sex life"

"Can't help assuming all Olympic skiers are just like all those ski team a-holes in 'Better Off Dead'."*

*that one's for GPJ since he actually likes that movie.

OH COME ON! You don't like that movie?

Hate it.

You.

I didn't realize "cranky" meant "having taste".

BUT I'M SURE THERE'S A VHS COPY OF ERNEST GOES TO JAIL AT A NEARBY THRIFT STORE JUST WAITING FOR YOU

 

[Abraham]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

 

[-fish-]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

No

 

[Abraham]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

No

What kind of lawyer are you then? I though all lawyers liked to waste time because they were paid by the hour.

 

[Osaurus]

Big fan of Better Off Dead

 

[-fish-]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

No

What kind of lawyer are you then? I though all lawyers liked to waste time because they were paid by the hour.

Plaintiffs work on contingency, so the more efficient they are the more money they make (effectively). But at this point I'm an independent contractor working for an agreed-upon fee for six months. I have no stake in the outcome, and I don't have billable hours because the firm I'm working with does contingent fee work.

It doesn't matter what I'm doing, exactly. This is just horribly, horribly boring and mind-numbingly stupid.

 

[shuke]

Hate Matthew Broderick in everything but Ferris Bueller.

Hate Jim Carey in everything but Eternal Sunshine.

 

[shuke]

Glory was an awesome movie, despite featuring both Broderick and Cary Elwes.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I didn't see Better Off Dead until late 20's, maybe 30. It had its moments but overall not very good.

 

[Abraham]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

No

What kind of lawyer are you then? I though all lawyers liked to waste time because they were paid by the hour.

Plaintiffs work on contingency, so the more efficient they are the more money they make (effectively). But at this point I'm an independent contractor working for an agreed-upon fee for six months. I have no stake in the outcome, and I don't have billable hours because the firm I'm working with does contingent fee work.It doesn't matter what I'm doing, exactly. This is just horribly, horribly boring and mind-numbingly stupid.

If you have no vested interest then You could have stood up and pled guilty or accepted the offer or whatever hours ago. This is on you.

 

[Abraham]

Broderick is great in election.

 

[shuke]

This has been a nice occasional distraction today. Man I wish I still had time to spend in here during the day.

 

[-fish-]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

No

What kind of lawyer are you then? I though all lawyers liked to waste time because they were paid by the hour.

Plaintiffs work on contingency, so the more efficient they are the more money they make (effectively). But at this point I'm an independent contractor working for an agreed-upon fee for six months. I have no stake in the outcome, and I don't have billable hours because the firm I'm working with does contingent fee work.It doesn't matter what I'm doing, exactly. This is just horribly, horribly boring and mind-numbingly stupid.

If you have no vested interest then You could have stood up and pled guilty or accepted the offer or whatever hours ago. This is on you.

I'm defending a deposition. I'm not on trial. I basically have to sit here until this moron runs out of stupid questions to ask.

 

[shuke]

One spot open. May just cap it at 15.

1. shuke
2. Chem X
3. Mr. Pickles
4. cheese
5. Greco
6. FDAS
7. urbanhack
8. SoCalBroncoFan
9. Premier
10. Rudnicki
11. John Bender
12. GM

13. The Ref
14. Buckfast
15. trogg

16.

 

[-fish-]

Broderick is great in election.

I think I'm the only person that hates that movie

 

[UniAlias]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

 

[shuke]

TF> inbox full.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Broderick is great in election.

I think I'm the only person that hates that movie

How much do you get paid by the hour to suck ####?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

No. Not even for shtick purposes.

 

[shuke]

2 spots left

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12. phrozen

13. The Ref

14. GM

15.

16.

No coschops?

exactly

Another guy pilfered by TRE :eyeroll:

 

[-fish-]

Broderick is great in election.

I think I'm the only person that hates that movie

How much do you get paid by the hour to suck ####?

Not my fault that movie is unwatchable.

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

Absolutely. But it's 80s comedy might not live up today's high standards of a stupid talking dog giving weather reports.

 

[shuke]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

Absolutely. But it's 80s comedy might not live up today's high standards of a stupid talking dog giving weather reports.

 

[-fish-]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

Absolutely. But it's 80s comedy might not live up today's high standards of a stupid talking dog giving weather reports.

Not much can

 

[Osaurus]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

Absolutely. But it's 80s comedy might not live up today's high standards of a stupid talking dog giving weather reports.

Troof

 

[Apes with Guns]

One spot open. May just cap it at 15.

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12. GM

13. The Ref

14. Buckfast

15. trogg

16.

por qua?

 

[Abraham]

Sitting through depositions being taken by bad attorneys is painful. I'm three hours in to something that should have taken 45 minutes.

Don't you get paid by the hour?

No

What kind of lawyer are you then? I though all lawyers liked to waste time because they were paid by the hour.

Plaintiffs work on contingency, so the more efficient they are the more money they make (effectively). But at this point I'm an independent contractor working for an agreed-upon fee for six months. I have no stake in the outcome, and I don't have billable hours because the firm I'm working with does contingent fee work.It doesn't matter what I'm doing, exactly. This is just horribly, horribly boring and mind-numbingly stupid.

If you have no vested interest then You could have stood up and pled guilty or accepted the offer or whatever hours ago. This is on you.

I'm defending a deposition. I'm not on trial. I basically have to sit here until this moron runs out of stupid questions to ask.

"If we surrender will you shut up?"

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Abe collecting info for his upcoming law blog?

 

[Abraham]

Abe collecting info for his upcoming law blog?

I have been speaking with my buddy Bob LaBlaw about that...

 

[shuke]

One spot open. May just cap it at 15.

1. shuke

2. Chem X

3. Mr. Pickles

4. cheese

5. Greco

6. FDAS

7. urbanhack

8. SoCalBroncoFan

9. Premier

10. Rudnicki

11. John Bender

12. GM

13. The Ref

14. Buckfast

15. trogg

16.

por qua?

A spot in history.

 

[FDAS]

I didn't see Better Off Dead until late 20's, maybe 30. It had its moments but overall not very good.

Homer's whore mouth needs to be shut

 

[Uruk-Hai]

Everyone loves dogeweather

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Cantaloupe is absolutely the most disgusting food ever. I won't even eat anything that has been in the presence of cantaloupe. :X

Wtf? Just for that, I'm mixing an entire 1/5 of Pappys with Ragu and shipping it to you (sans bottle).

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I didn't see Better Off Dead until late 20's, maybe 30. It had its moments but overall not very good.

Homer's whore mouth needs to be shut

Someone's getting a little uppity, eh?

 

[Osaurus]

Thoughts on Cantaloop?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Thoughts on Cantaloop?

Dip trip

Flip fantasia

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

Absolutely. But it's 80s comedy might not live up today's high standards of a stupid talking dog giving weather reports.

Doge really doesn't talk, A-A-Ron.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I didn't see Better Off Dead until late 20's, maybe 30. It had its moments but overall not very good.

Wanna make out*?

*bareback anal

 

[krista4]

Everyone loves dogeweather

We bought cantelope at Costco. It's phenomenal. I bet Tanner would hate it.

Cantaloupe is absolutely the most disgusting food ever. I won't even eat anything that has been in the presence of cantaloupe. :X

Wtf? Just for that, I'm mixing an entire 1/5 of Pappys with Ragu and shipping it to you (sans bottle).

I'm not sure this actually injures me. And what the hell? I never would have thought you to be the type to be in league with the evil melon.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I didn't see Better Off Dead until late 20's, maybe 30. It had its moments but overall not very good.

Wanna make out*?

*bareback anal

Interested.

 

[belljr]

Never heard of Better Off Dead.

Worth watching?

Absolutely. But it's 80s comedy might not live up today's high standards of a stupid talking dog giving weather reports.

 

[YSR]

Ripe canteloupe is one of the very best things ever. I eat it by the plateful in the summertime.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Cantaloupe is awful. It's so awful that its awfulness infects everything it touches.

 

[kevzilla]

Not really into (plant-based) melons. But after an all-night psychedelic bender, they seem like the best thing in the world. Or so I'm told.

 

[Abraham]

Love cantaloupe. Hate Honey do melon.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Love cantaloupe. Hate Honey do melon.

Honey do?

 

[YSR]

Honeydew is the devil.

 

[DocGonzo]

Somebody got tazed while cuffed to a bed? Both hands?

Yeah, curious about this myself.

Somebody got tazed while cuffed to a bed? Both hands?

Yeah, curious about this myself.

My phone is about dead. I'll fill in details when I get to my computer. Good story that I can tell now.