Officer Pete Malloy
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Swires alias?Abraham said:
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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Cat fight!Considering starting an enemies list of my own. Looking at you, k4.
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Shockingly I actually like the taste of melons.
Sadly I can't really eat them. I have some sort of allergy to them. Every time I try to eat any kind of melon (even watermelon) my throat starts to itch like a *******. I spend the next couple of hours trying to scratch the itch with my own tongue while sounding like I'm hoarking up a hairball.
Sadly I can't really eat them. I have some sort of allergy to them. Every time I try to eat any kind of melon (even watermelon) my throat starts to itch like a *******. I spend the next couple of hours trying to scratch the itch with my own tongue while sounding like I'm hoarking up a hairball.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Captain Quinoa
Footballguy
I found a card for my wife for Valentines but didn't want to spend $5 on a stupid card so I took pics of the front and inside and texted them to her. #dawnjuan
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
This thread has survived a lot over the years but the melon war might be what finally ends things. Everybody taking sides already.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
The wife and I are not exchanging anything for Valentines tomorrow. We're going to Vegas in a couple of weeks so we decided to hold off on spending any money on each other (or buying crap we shouldn't be eating). I think we agreed on giving each other a card though. Your idea is better.
Maybe I'll take a pic of me holding some roses at the florist and send it to her.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
#TEAMMELON
krista4
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
If you're not paying attention to how GPJ is changing the title of the True Detective thread every so often you really need to. Simply masterful.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
VOTE TEAMILIKEMELONBUTITHATESME
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
belljr
Footballguy
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GroveDiesel
Footballguy
Again?Captain Quinoa said:
belljr
Footballguy
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Oh #### off.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Yeah, no middle ground either. Lines have been drawn in the monkey-fighting sand.
mr roboto
Footballguy
Well ####. I really didn't try to start a war or anything.
mr roboto
Footballguy
You need something to coat your throat before hand. Apple Jack to the white courtesy phone.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Write about surface preparation.
Just finished a post about responding to negative comments on social media. 907 words in 18 minutes; if I have good topics the wiring is crazy simple.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Good one.
Just finished a post about responding to negative comments on social media. 907 words in 18 minutes; if I have good topics the wiring is crazy simple.
Just finished a post about responding to negative comments on social media. 907 words in 18 minutes; if I have good topics the wiring is crazy simple.
Ignoramus
Footballguy
Write about surface preparation.
Just finished a post about responding to negative comments on social media. 907 words in 18 minutes; if I have good topics the wiring is crazy simple.When I get back to work on Tuesday I can send you some stuff on metal prep for anti corrosion. Or you can google it.
Abraham
Footballguy
Good one.
Just finished a post about responding to negative comments on social media. 907 words in 18 minutes; if I have good topics the wiring is crazy simple.
Just finished a post about responding to negative comments on social media. 907 words in 18 minutes; if I have good topics the wiring is crazy simple.
Guster
Footballguy
When I get back to work on Tuesday I can send you some stuff on metal prep for anti corrosion. Or you can google it.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Mr. Pickles said:Wife was in Eugene last night for work, meaning I was flying solo with the kid duties. Man....if pimping be hard, then single-parenting be wow much exhausting very worky. Sorry, I won't do that again.
Left work at 2:20pm to pick up Hazel from her caretaker (note the non-usage of the term nanny...nobody wants to sleep with a caretaker). Thought, erroneously, that I'd be able to go to the store for supper supplies before getting the boys at school. Had to field a call from Kellen while writing my check to the cashier that dad didn't forget them, he was just running a little late. Sorry it's raining.
Get the kids, rush home to find the boys' best friend Nathan outside dribbling a basketball, waiting for the boys to get home. He's a 6th grader and I guess this week, Beaverton middle school kids don't go to school. <_< Oregon wonders why its kids are struggling to graduate and lag behind the rest of the nation in achievement. Think it has ANYTHING to do with the fact that Oregon kids have the shortest school year in the nation? Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Anyhow, Nathan was bored to tears and now my pack of 3 is a pack of 4, but WAIT...there's more. Coop's good buddy Jake came over at 4pm as I agreed to take him to basketball practice so his dad could go to the dentist. 5 energy packed kids under my roof, starving and needy, one of them pooping herself in the corner of the living room.
4:45 I've got to load Hazel, Coop and his buddy into my rig and pick up another kid on the team to carpool to basketball practice. Drop 'em off, rush back home, situate Hazel in front of the TV with a bowl of goldfish and Dora, task Kellen into his homework and start dinner. Homemade sloppy joes and fresh cut green beans.6:30, Coop comes home, we chow down dinner at the table with Hazel, talk about our day.
Then, it's quick clean up, do the dishes, run the non-quiet, non-lighting dishwasher, time to throw Hazel in the bath and guess who has pooped again? This kid...she poops like it's an Olympic Sport. Clean that up, toss her in the tub, force the kids to finish their homework, clean up the family room that Hurricane Hazel tore apart and then get a text from my wife that the boys need to do their Valentines Day cards {insert Gay Seal here}. Barf.
Get Hazel to sleep after reading every godddd damn book in her room, take out the trash and then realize I have to make lunches for all three kids. Figure I'd do that so I didn't have to race around in the morning. Good god...by the time I sat down it was time for the boys (myself included) to go to bed. I tried to finish watching Zero Dark Thirty but failed to make it. That's the 4th time I tried to finish this movie since I recorded it in November. And I LIKE the movie. Just looooooooooooong.....
Spoiler tags because this is really just me venting. Not worth reading, really.
Hang on.
Writing a check?
Writing a check?
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Please do. Most of my stuff recently hasn't had much depth since I don't know anything about painting and failed chemistry in high school. I've written about anti fouling and grind Gages and all kinds of things so far.This whole blogging about #### you have no ####### clue about is just shtick, right?
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
I really hope when I'm trying to learn about something, I don't stumble on an Abe blog where's he's just bull####ting to make a few bucks.
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shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
I could see you reading up on 'How To Effectively Moderate A Forum From Your iPhone'
Guster
Footballguy
So, if you're ever considering cornholing with Tre, I can pretty much guarantee that someone will get hurt.
You all saw the great horse race between Tre and I at DerbyHole
I still can't walk right after coldhole. I seriously jacked up my knee and probably need to have it looked at sometime
You all saw the great horse race between Tre and I at DerbyHole
I still can't walk right after coldhole. I seriously jacked up my knee and probably need to have it looked at sometime
krista4
Footballguy
Bonjour! Just more evidence that you should not rely on anything you read on the internet.
krista4
Footballguy
I think this will be my next TV show, but I need a break after Breaking Bad.
By the way, when I said I only liked two of you, Thorn and Gadzooks I used "actually true", which in this instance meant not true, and all damn three of you should post more, but especially you.
bentley
Footballguy
This is the thing you choose to worry about? Not the fact that everyone else running for statewide office, including things like Ag Commissioner and Comptroller of the Treasury, are running on a platform consisting solely of doing away with Obamacare?
Guster
Footballguy
I think this will be my next TV show, but I need a break after Breaking Bad.
By the way, when I said I only liked two of you, Thorn and Gadzooks I used "actually true", which in this instance meant not true, and all damn three of you should post more, but especially you.
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