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strykerpks
Footballguy
TPW for all the accident victims out there. Hope everyone is ok
Frostillicus
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St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Yeah....
So we took my BFF and his wife to the Blues game last Saturday. I didn't drink Friday night and it was a 1pm start. He picked us up and I was ready to go. Thankfully so was he. I've been really sick about life, I needed a day off.
Unlike the rest of the crowd, none of the four of us were wearing Blues paraphernalia so we stood out a bit. BFF & myself go out to have a smoke during the second intermission and when we go back inside, this hot broad is looking at me. I would say 40 or so. Really good looking, long legs. My type. She is looking at me with a slight smile on her face, right eye kind of raised. So I look back with a (I know what you're thinking and I would love to do all of those things you want me to do) kind of smile (I change the "smile" from "you're" to "your" if she looks dopey) and now I'm a little charged up. Elbow my BFF, "did you see that?". BFF (disgusted) "Yeah you #######". I was wearing "Cats Playing Risk" under my shirt.
Get back to the seats and there is the most unbelievable creature scarping ice. Oh good god. Just perfect. The girls were laughing at us because we were in a trance. That's when the 50/50 girl came by. She was wearing yoga pants too. Give me twenty bucks worth I say. BFF pulls a $20 out and says me too. I tell him we're cool, we'll split it. Ended up 47 numbers away from winning $26K. If I would have let him buy those tickets, very good chance we would have won.
We leave there and go to a nice place to eat. There's this young, hot broad sitting across from us and she keeps looking at me. I make a joke about how I should go talk to her and of course Mrs. SLB say "Go ahead". I thought about it but it was a nice place and there were a lot of people eating. I didn't want to ruin a bunch of nights should everything go wrong. This gal is maybe 22, I can't tell any more, and won't stop checking me out. She's sitting just over the shoulder of BFF's wife so now I'm checking her out. She is looking dead at me and moves her tongue over her top lip. JFC. REALLY?! I''m looking for signs that she is goofing but she wasn't. Stupid Cat Shirts.
I waited about five minutes and told BFF we needed to go have a smoke. Return and Mrs. SLB gets a text. "They just found Debbie, she killed herself". ####. Me. All fun was now gone. She wasn't the best of friends but I would call her my friend. ####, we've hung out 50 times at least. Ex-wife of another friend. Leaves a son behind. Crazy.
Then on Monday on e-mail a rep of mine for some help on a furniture job. Her boss e-mailed me back that she died of an Ecliptic seizure back in on 12/15. He didn't even know she was Elliptic. Her husband tried giving her a shot in the middle of the night. Nope. So ####### sad. Nice woman.
Cal about got kicked out of school on Tuesday. He decided, again, that sleep was for suckers and spent most of the night reading books. He exploded at lunch when people woke him up while he was trying to sleep. Breaking Bad is bad for me, because I remember certain things. I can look really mean at time. Thankfully I look really cool and #### wearing my long coat, tie, and ####, that the teachers figured he's in pretty bad trouble. I never once raised my voice though and let him cry on my shoulder. One way doesn't fit all. I'll fix this.
I came home early on Monday to find this cute Lab puppy at my house. I asked Mrs. SLB who the puppy belonged to. She said it's ours. Well, I, I went, insane. I felt bad for the puppy though. Zooks, I think we might be married a little bit longer but you may want to increase your stock of Bianca.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Meh. #### it. Debbie was going off the deep end. I always knew it would end badly. I don't care. How's that? I feel worse about the gal I really didn't know. How does that conversation go in the morning? "Hey kids! Guess if your mom is alive or dead right now?". Meh.
Hey Bob. Good to see you around here.
T Bell
Footballguy
krista4
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
I'm going to try to spin this as a positive by imagining that you're a military drone pilot and your drone will be toting Tomahawk missiles on it.
T Bell
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
T Bell
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
That was written just for you. I'm glad you appreciated it.Aaron, Guster, thanks.
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
He's a stereotypical Italian guy. He invested well and made bank. He was a #### to though to her. Some of it was deserved for sure but he was brutal. So she filed for divorce and did a lot of coke. Took a bunch of his money. She looked great. Did a bunch of guys and gals. Went crazy. Mile away.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Thanks for the reminder. Tempted to watch it right now. But I'll be a mensch and wait until the wife comes home.House of cards season 2 first episode.
YSR
Footballguy
Nope. Been researching/watching videos today though. Tips?
Capitol Grille is fantastic, probably regardless of the city.
So pissed about #5. GroupMe won't validate my #. How's about I get a little something private, for old times sake?
T Bell
Footballguy
Tecumseh
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
I had made a Willy Wonka "Tell me more..." meme just for him but couldn't figure out how to get the direct link in Chrome (which I've just switched to from Firefox).
Tecumseh
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Thanks guys. I'm just happy everyone was okay. Just pissed since it's the first time I've ever been at fault in an accident.
Was taking my son to tae kwon do, was going around a bend and I ####ing knew that the bus was going to turn, because it was right by the depot. I just didn't leave enough distance. Tried breaking, tried swerving, did no good. I just yelled at my son to brace himself. Air bags didn't go off, though not sure they would with that type of impact. I saw that hood fold up and about #### my pants, thankfully they don't make buses a foot higher. Had enough momentum to swing the bus around about 120 degrees. If you look at the pic, I was driving in the opposite direction my car is pointed.
I called AAA almost immediately. They say since it's an accident we're top priority and they were going to dispatch someone immediately. Cop shows up and I tell him this so he cancels the tow. Guy was really cool, didn't give me a citation. We were in the back of his cruiser for a little bit and my son started getting anxious. He was probably already shaken up but he said he was really uncomfortable sitting where the "crooks" do.
So cop let him sit up front.
After about an hour, I called AAA again to get an ETA. I was on hold for 25 minutes, and cop said we couldn't wait all night especially since we were in an intersection near that bend and roads were getting worse, so he called the towing service they use. While we were waiting, they brought a truck over from the bus depot to try to separate the cars but no luck, so they also had to bring out a bigger wrecker to lift the bus off my car.
The bus driver was nice enough to give us a ride home (in her car) so we didn't have to wait around.
I get a call from AAA at 7:00, this is 2 and a half hours after I called, and this lady says with attitude "our driver is at the scene". Well, of course he's there by himself, because everyone's long gone. I basically told her off. I'm probably calling to cancel AAA tomorrow. Not sure what the #### I'm paying for. 2 and a half ####ing hours?
Thank god for Allstate's accident forgiveness and vanishing deductible. This isn't going to cost me anything.
Was taking my son to tae kwon do, was going around a bend and I ####ing knew that the bus was going to turn, because it was right by the depot. I just didn't leave enough distance. Tried breaking, tried swerving, did no good. I just yelled at my son to brace himself. Air bags didn't go off, though not sure they would with that type of impact. I saw that hood fold up and about #### my pants, thankfully they don't make buses a foot higher. Had enough momentum to swing the bus around about 120 degrees. If you look at the pic, I was driving in the opposite direction my car is pointed.
I called AAA almost immediately. They say since it's an accident we're top priority and they were going to dispatch someone immediately. Cop shows up and I tell him this so he cancels the tow. Guy was really cool, didn't give me a citation. We were in the back of his cruiser for a little bit and my son started getting anxious. He was probably already shaken up but he said he was really uncomfortable sitting where the "crooks" do.
So cop let him sit up front.After about an hour, I called AAA again to get an ETA. I was on hold for 25 minutes, and cop said we couldn't wait all night especially since we were in an intersection near that bend and roads were getting worse, so he called the towing service they use. While we were waiting, they brought a truck over from the bus depot to try to separate the cars but no luck, so they also had to bring out a bigger wrecker to lift the bus off my car.
The bus driver was nice enough to give us a ride home (in her car) so we didn't have to wait around.
I get a call from AAA at 7:00, this is 2 and a half hours after I called, and this lady says with attitude "our driver is at the scene". Well, of course he's there by himself, because everyone's long gone. I basically told her off. I'm probably calling to cancel AAA tomorrow. Not sure what the #### I'm paying for. 2 and a half ####ing hours?
Thank god for Allstate's accident forgiveness and vanishing deductible. This isn't going to cost me anything.
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
Bob has been missing for
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Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
I should really get a hobby.
Mr. Pickles
Footballguy
Glad to hear you're okay, shuke.
Tecumseh
Footballguy
Abraham
Footballguy
Homer J Simpson
I don't push
Abraham
Footballguy
Quit #####ing. If not for snow, you wouldn't have glorious snow days to spend with your children!!!!!
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