GM's thread about nothing (22 Viewers)

[Henry Ford]

"Objection: #### YOU" is starting to look like a pretty good Answer to Interrogatories.

 

[Frostillicus]

Thread's better without Tanner, imo.

 

[krista4]

Seattle peeps: Future ex-Mrs Fish and I will be out and drinking heavily tomorrow night, most likely in the Queen Anne area.

I'll buy a round for anyone that meets us, except 'Ninja. I'm afraid for his safety.

Very possible that we could do this. I'll send you my cell and we can text it up tomorrow. What is the 'ninja reference re his safety? Would be nice to corral Redmond Longhorn in addition to the usual suspects (not that there's anything usual about you actually cornholing anyone).

 

[-fish-]

"Objection: #### YOU" is starting to look like a pretty good Answer to Interrogatories.

I'll allow it

 

[krista4]

ATTENTION STRYKER (or anyone else): Apparently my car has arrived, as I was just given 45 minutes notice that it will be here (thanks, guys). Do I tip the guy who got it across the country for me?

 

[-fish-]

This thread has been a little slow recently. Everyone ok?

I'm having bourbon for dinner tonight. Yay

Happy Birthday

 

[-fish-]

ATTENTION STRYKER (or anyone else): Apparently my car has arrived, as I was just given 45 minutes notice that it will be here (thanks, guys). Do I tip the guy who got it across the country for me?

Is there a pizza in it?

 

[Guster]

This thread has been a little slow recently. Everyone ok?

I'm having bourbon for dinner tonight. Yay

Happy Birthday

Thanks GB

 

[krista4]

ATTENTION STRYKER (or anyone else): Apparently my car has arrived, as I was just given 45 minutes notice that it will be here (thanks, guys). Do I tip the guy who got it across the country for me?

Is there a pizza in it?

Maybe?

 

[-fish-]

Seattle peeps: Future ex-Mrs Fish and I will be out and drinking heavily tomorrow night, most likely in the Queen Anne area.

I'll buy a round for anyone that meets us, except 'Ninja. I'm afraid for his safety.

Very possible that we could do this. I'll send you my cell and we can text it up tomorrow. What is the 'ninja reference re his safety? Would be nice to corral Redmond Longhorn in addition to the usual suspects (not that there's anything usual about you actually cornholing anyone).

I took ninja to a couple songs of a Bruce Springsteen show. He was very late going on and it was a dry venue, so the group I was with left to go get drunk. I poured bourbon into ninja for a couple hours. Leaving one bar to head to another, he face planted on the sidewalk and road rashed his head. There was a fair amount of blood. To his credit, he made it to the next bar.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This thread has been a little slow recently. Everyone ok?

I'm having bourbon for dinner tonight. Yay

Happy Birthday

Thanks GB

You should have some bourbon!

 

[Abraham]

ATTENTION STRYKER (or anyone else): Apparently my car has arrived, as I was just given 45 minutes notice that it will be here (thanks, guys). Do I tip the guy who got it across the country for me?

Is there a pizza in it?

Naan of that talk from you, bub.

 

[Guster]

This thread has been a little slow recently. Everyone ok?

I'm having bourbon for dinner tonight. Yay

Happy Birthday

Thanks GB

You should have some bourbon!

Technically my birthday isn't for another four and a half hours, but might as well drink bourbon until then, right?

 

[-fish-]

This thread has been a little slow recently. Everyone ok?

I'm having bourbon for dinner tonight. Yay

Happy Birthday

Thanks GB

You should have some bourbon!

Technically my birthday isn't for another four and a half hours, but might as well drink bourbon until then, right?

That's my plan

 

[Homer J Simpson]

This thread has been a little slow recently. Everyone ok?

I'm having bourbon for dinner tonight. Yay

Happy Birthday

Thanks GB

You should have some bourbon!

Technically my birthday isn't for another four and a half hours, but might as well drink bourbon until then, right?

I can't think of a reason not to.

 

[Guster]

Tomorrow, I break into the birthday bourbon... Which reminds me, Tre > I have half a box o crap for you that includes your bottle of birthday bourbon. Still need several more things to round it out but I'll try to get it out this weekend next week

 

[Guster]

This thread has been a little slow recently. Everyone ok?

I'm having bourbon for dinner tonight. Yay

Happy Birthday

Thanks GB

You should have some bourbon!

Technically my birthday isn't for another four and a half hours, but might as well drink bourbon until then, right?

That's my plan

Race to the finish line? I'm 6 glasses of bourbon into my night. The kid gets dropped off in a half hour, so that'll slow down my pace a bit, but after she goes back to bed it's back to bourbon and the sopranos.

 

[Guster]

The odds are very very slim, but I'm trying to convince FWB to bring her smoking hot friend with her to join in the after party on Saturday night. FWB is a go for it, but her friend is sorta kinda married. I have seen some evidence that suggests they may be loose with the rules, so there's a sliver of a chance. I'd bet GM's money on it, but not mine

 

[Guster]

Oh and FWB is asking me for anal... So I've got that going for me

 

[Guster]

Oh and FWB is asking me for anal... So I've got that going for me

Before any of you wiseacres respond, she's asking to receive it, not give it

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh and FWB is asking me for anal... So I've got that going for me

Don't you think it'll hurt?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Oh and FWB is asking me for anal... So I've got that going for me

Before any of you wiseacres respond, she's asking to receive it, not give it

DAMN IT!!!

 

[Gadzooks]

Oh and FWB is asking me for anal... So I've got that going for me

Before any of you wiseacres respond, she's asking to receive it, not give it

DAMN IT!!!

 

[Idiot Boxer]

A) someone PM me GB Gusters address

B) is there really a species of female that asks for anal?

 

[Abraham]

That's a keeper. Most of the time it requires a surprise attack.

 

[Drifter]

Seattle peeps: Future ex-Mrs Fish and I will be out and drinking heavily tomorrow night, most likely in the Queen Anne area.

I'll buy a round for anyone that meets us, except 'Ninja. I'm afraid for his safety.

Let me know where when in the happy hour vicinity.

 

[Guster]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

 

[Drifter]

How's the Space Needle looking today?

:looks over shoulder:

No flag up there today

 

[-fish-]

Seattle peeps: Future ex-Mrs Fish and I will be out and drinking heavily tomorrow night, most likely in the Queen Anne area.

I'll buy a round for anyone that meets us, except 'Ninja. I'm afraid for his safety.

Let me know where when in the happy hour vicinity.

We may be later than happy hour. Message me your phone and I'll group text you and k4

 

[-fish-]

A) someone PM me GB Gusters address

B) is there really a species of female that asks for anal?

 

[krista4]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

I CAN'T DECIDE!

 

[Guster]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

I CAN'T DECIDE!

so I'm supposed to ignore the text you sent?

 

[Idiot Boxer]

A) someone PM me GB Gusters address

B) is there really a species of female that asks for anal?

the two are unrelated

 

[krista4]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

I CAN'T DECIDE!

so I'm supposed to ignore the text you sent?

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Happy bday Guster and krista!!

 

[Gadzooks]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

What happened to the good old days when you'd write a 2 thousand word thesis here describing every detail of what happens? Texting pics just isn't the same.

P & S you have my digits, I'll be waiting.

 

[-fish-]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

What happened to the good old days when you'd write a 2 thousand word thesis here describing every detail of what happens? Texting pics just isn't the same.

P & S you have my digits, I'll be waiting.

A picture is worth a thousand words. I'm expecting 20-25 pics

 

[strykerpks]

ATTENTION STRYKER (or anyone else): Apparently my car has arrived, as I was just given 45 minutes notice that it will be here (thanks, guys). Do I tip the guy who got it across the country for me?

If it's the same guy who picked it up I'd venture to say that $15-20 per day on the road would be sufficient. Maybe up to $50 total? I really don't know, just a guess.

 

[Mr.Pack]

Welcome back Tanner!

Next time you take a break, make it during football season

Happy Birthday Guster and Krista!!

 

[kevzilla]

I've been saving this one for Tanner's return.

 

[Hawks64]

Ok... Might as well give something back to this thread for once instead of just posting dreck.

as part of my birthday celebration with friends, I'm having friends over and cooking for them before we go out and paint the town red

In that spirit, if anyone wants to PM your number (or text if you already have mine), I'll send your choice of a pic of FWB's boobs or crazy in sexy panties

What happened to the good old days when you'd write a 2 thousand word thesis here describing every detail of what happens? Texting pics just isn't the same.

P & S you have my digits, I'll be waiting.

This is

 

[SofaKings]

I don't ask for much other than an occasional text from Homer and SLB but I'd like to ask my ifriends here to vote for our family friend on American Idol. You can vote up to 50 times by texting "8" to 83676. Her name is Jena and she's a great kid. Appreciate any assistance!

Thanks to all who voted. She made it to the next round!

 

[bentley]

My teeth are awesome! Also, the dentist is a pretty dreamy guy and he personally built the wooden chairs in the waiting room. Think I'm going to schedule a cleaning every 3 months.

I had great work news today. We've been working for the last seven months to change up our advertising campaign. Our current one still does great in the research and everyone loves it, but we've run it for almost six years, so it's time to change it up before it goes stale. I can't even begin to count the hours we've spent on the development process. I saw a video preview of the actual creative yesterday and shared it with my boss and our CEO today. Our people knocked it out of the park. So relieved. Now all we have left to do is rework the whole company website to include responsive design and ditch our craptastic Intranet for an internal Wordpress blog.

 

[kevzilla]

Awesome, bentley. I'm having an uncommonly productive week at work as well. Of course, my manager is working on budgets for the next fiscal year, which starts in July. Gonna send her an email with some suggestions for new positions she can promote me to. Work positions, pervs.

 

[shuke]

Oh and FWB is asking me for anal... So I've got that going for me

Before any of you wiseacres respond, she's asking to receive it, not give it

DAMN IT!!!

 

[bentley]

Awesome, bentley. I'm having an uncommonly productive week at work as well. Of course, my manager is working on budgets for the next fiscal year, which starts in July. Gonna send her an email with some suggestions for new positions she can promote me to. Work positions, pervs.

Thanks man. Good luck with your future sexual endeavors. How's the meetup.com business?

I'm going to celebrate by having the anti-Otis day tomorrow. Breakfast with the CEO of Leadership Austin, late morning brainstorm with our web consultants, 5 mile run at lunch and then I'm taking off early to go to a charity crawfish boil that our company is sponsoring.

 

[belljr]

Nerd off

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Congrats SLB - http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/03/06/us-staples-results-idUSBREA250R120140306

You would think so but that, and articles like this tell a tail of the industry as whole.

I firmly believe that SPLS will come back though. They have been making all the right moves to capitalize on being the #2 Internet retailer. I'm seriously shocked AMZN hasn't made a move to buy them truthfully.

 

[Abraham]

My entry: convinced my boss to let me hire some sales people. Interviews start tomorrow.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

How does one put that kind of fire out?

Well, the first thing I did was shut off the propane tank. Figured that was paramount.

Then I tried to salvage as much meat as humanly possible by putting it on the upper rack. I actually saved quite a bit with my heroic meat moving mechanics.

I blew really hard like I was trying out for Queer Eye, which helped quell the flaming.

Then I just shut the lid and let the fire continue to smolder, cooking my meat a little longer. Even gave it a smokey flavor, I'll be it just a touch plasticy.

I would have jumped head first into it and hoped for the best.