GM's thread about nothing (50 Viewers)

[Bob Sacamano]

How much to work in a female prison? Asking for a friend.

Pale is the new black

Female prison movies are my favorite kind of prison movies.

When we doing the female prisoner draft?

 

[Henry Ford]

ANNOUNCE:

Pizza oven purchase postponed to 2015. Adjust your Seattle visits accordingly.

In a rare fit of fiscal conservatism, I thought it might be better to wait until we have been in this house a while and are sure we are staying.

You're welcome

Intriguing but so ugly.

OK, I showed these to Mr. krista and he thought they were "####### cool", but if you look further at the site it appears they are selling franchises/business plans, not pizza ovens. I sent them a note just in case. :(

There's no one in Seattle that buys pizza?

When you buy a pizza in Seattle do they throw it at you like a fish?*

*All I know about Seattle food is what they show in the bumpers during Seahawks games.

I hope not. Fish can't throw for ####.

 

[Fuller]

:boner:

 

[krista4]

ANNOUNCE:

Pizza oven purchase postponed to 2015. Adjust your Seattle visits accordingly.

In a rare fit of fiscal conservatism, I thought it might be better to wait until we have been in this house a while and are sure we are staying.

You're welcome

Intriguing but so ugly.

OK, I showed these to Mr. krista and he thought they were "####### cool", but if you look further at the site it appears they are selling franchises/business plans, not pizza ovens. I sent them a note just in case. :(

There's no one in Seattle that buys pizza?

When you buy a pizza in Seattle do they throw it at you like a fish?*

*All I know about Seattle food is what they show in the bumpers during Seahawks games.

I hope not. Fish can't throw for ####.

Shhhhh, he's in the thread right now.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

ANNOUNCE:

Pizza oven purchase postponed to 2015. Adjust your Seattle visits accordingly.

In a rare fit of fiscal conservatism, I thought it might be better to wait until we have been in this house a while and are sure we are staying.

You're welcome

Intriguing but so ugly.

OK, I showed these to Mr. krista and he thought they were "####### cool", but if you look further at the site it appears they are selling franchises/business plans, not pizza ovens. I sent them a note just in case. :(

There's no one in Seattle that buys pizza?

When you buy a pizza in Seattle do they throw it at you like a fish?*

*All I know about Seattle food is what they show in the bumpers during Seahawks games.

I hope not. Fish can't throw for ####.

Awww bunny!

 

[T Bell]

ANNOUNCE:

Pizza oven purchase postponed to 2015. Adjust your Seattle visits accordingly.

In a rare fit of fiscal conservatism, I thought it might be better to wait until we have been in this house a while and are sure we are staying.

You're welcome

I be rollin', he be bakin'.

 

[bentley]

My entire family is sitting on the couch right now. Everyone is on a separate screen. Its pretty awful. The worst part is that I have a BlackBerry while the rest of the family is on an iDevice of some sort.

I don't think me posting about it really improves the situation.

 

[Limp Ditka]

For those of you that don't wander into the Eminence thread....

Get in there now. New youtube vid posted.

it rules

 

[T Bell]

Just stopped by a courtroom where a buddy of mine I do work for is trying a criminal case - he owes me some money so he's going to pay me on a break.

He's defending an early 20-something chick who was a camp counselor accused of having sex with a 14-year old male in her program. This program is like a diversion program for troubled teens, so all the witnesses are a mess. (No - she's an Offdee 4 so it ain't worth looking at anyway.)

The "victim" is denying anything happened. The only witness is this 13-year old midget (not literally, but he's literally like 4'1" tall) who claims that he saw them getting it on inside a camp van, and also through a window into the bathroom in a building. Trouble is, he's too short to see in where he says he's seeing in.

Anyway, my buddy's having to cross-examine this 13-year old about different sex positions he supposedly saw in order to set up the impeachment by his investigator about how he couldn't have seen all of this.

Worse, I sit down in the back and realize that the nice, clean cut WASPy couple sitting in front of me are clearly her parents.

Good luck with them daughters, JimTanners.

 

[T Bell]

My entire family is sitting on the couch right now. Everyone is on a separate screen. Its pretty awful. The worst part is that I have a BlackBerry while the rest of the family is on an iDevice of some sort.

I don't think me posting about it really improves the situation.

Would you like me to text one of them to start paying attention to you?

 

[GroveDiesel]

Tanner - where did yall stay in downtown vegoose? did you happen to check out the grand by any chance?

We either stay at The D (formerly Fitzgeralds) or Golden Nugget. IMO The D is always a good bargain. The Nugget is usually a little pricier but nicer.

We walked through the Downtown Grand and it looks like they've done some nice work. I'm not a huge fan of the location though. I read some of the reviews of the Grand and it looks good so far.

So you like The D? How big are we talking?

 

[Drifter]

K4 - Have you been to Seastar yet? Went last night and had another fantastic meal - Chilean Sea bass on lobster bisque with little bites of smoked slamon and fried gnocci. Awesome

 

[Osaurus]

For those of you that don't wander into the Eminence thread....

Get in there now. New youtube vid posted.

it rules

He is the man...10...10...10...10...10..

 

[Abraham]

Em belongs in here. Really.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Tanner - where did yall stay in downtown vegoose? did you happen to check out the grand by any chance?

We either stay at The D (formerly Fitzgeralds) or Golden Nugget. IMO The D is always a good bargain. The Nugget is usually a little pricier but nicer.

We walked through the Downtown Grand and it looks like they've done some nice work. I'm not a huge fan of the location though. I read some of the reviews of the Grand and it looks good so far.

So you like The D? How big are we talking?

33 stories?

 

[Guster]

Damn...

Guy that has taught next door to me for the last 10 years just landed a job at one of the nearby prisons. He's going to be making $30-$35k more a year.

He also says there are probably going to be a couple of more openings in the next year.

You'd probably get to see some of your former students

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Just stopped by a courtroom where a buddy of mine I do work for is trying a criminal case - he owes me some money so he's going to pay me on a break.

He's defending an early 20-something chick who was a camp counselor accused of having sex with a 14-year old male in her program. This program is like a diversion program for troubled teens, so all the witnesses are a mess. (No - she's an Offdee 4 so it ain't worth looking at anyway.)

The "victim" is denying anything happened. The only witness is this 13-year old midget (not literally, but he's literally like 4'1" tall) who claims that he saw them getting it on inside a camp van, and also through a window into the bathroom in a building. Trouble is, he's too short to see in where he says he's seeing in.

Anyway, my buddy's having to cross-examine this 13-year old about different sex positions he supposedly saw in order to set up the impeachment by his investigator about how he couldn't have seen all of this.

Worse, I sit down in the back and realize that the nice, clean cut WASPy couple sitting in front of me are clearly her parents.

Good luck with them daughters, JimTanners.

 

[krista4]

K4 - Have you been to Seastar yet? Went last night and had another fantastic meal - Chilean Sea bass on lobster bisque with little bites of smoked slamon and fried gnocci. Awesome

Haven't. Just looked at the menu--nom. Will put it high on the list. I need to get cracking on this list! We did try to go to Red Mill Burgers on Monday. They're closed on Mondays. WTF? I don't think we've tried anything else on the list yet. We keep getting distracted by The Walrus and the Carpenter.

Going south into Portland food chat, by the way, my friend Michael advises me that when we go down there in July "if you don't eat at Le Pigeon there is no reason for you to have gone to Portland in the first place". GM, thoughts?

 

[General Malaise]

Em belongs in here. Really.

Yeah, that's what some said of that other guy....how'd that turn out?

 

[General Malaise]

For those of you that don't wander into the Eminence thread....

Get in there now. New youtube vid posted.

it rules

I don't get it. At all. Are we supposed to laugh at him?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Reminds me...

My mom was on jury duty many years ago. The defendant was accused of 'annoying' (or whatever) his girlfriend's 10 year old daughter. I don't think he was accused of actually touching the kid. Maybe exposing himself to her. I think my mom said it sounded like the GF had an ax to grind against this guy.

So anyway the little girl is on the stand. My mom said she looked like Cindy Brady. It seems that the little girl saw the defendant and her mother going at it on a camping trip. I think the defense attorney was trying to plant the idea that the mother was a slut and the little girl was precocious because of this.

The defense attorney was trying to get the kid to describe what she had seen. She keeps saying things like "they were humping" or "it looked like they were 'making it'". Finally the lawyer asked her to be more specific. The girl sighs and says "he was putting his [richard] in her [kitty] really, really fast. OK?!? Jeez!"

 

[General Malaise]

K4 - Have you been to Seastar yet? Went last night and had another fantastic meal - Chilean Sea bass on lobster bisque with little bites of smoked slamon and fried gnocci. Awesome

Haven't. Just looked at the menu--nom. Will put it high on the list. I need to get cracking on this list! We did try to go to Red Mill Burgers on Monday. They're closed on Mondays. WTF? I don't think we've tried anything else on the list yet. We keep getting distracted by The Walrus and the Carpenter.

Going south into Portland food chat, by the way, my friend Michael advises me that when we go down there in July "if you don't eat at Le Pigeon there is no reason for you to have gone to Portland in the first place". GM, thoughts?

I've never been and I could come up with maybe more than one reason to come down here, but it's probably the most consistently praised and acclaimed restaurant in Portland since it opened a few years ago. It is on my to do list, though.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I tell the boys to stand up and get beside me on the right. Cal immediately does what he's told. Dylan is distracted by some dope that misinterprets the hand signals of the principal to the people holding the ropes to exclaim "kids Mr. (principal) says it's alright to go to the basket now!".

Kids can #### up a free pizza.

This was an adult.

Them too.

Mrs. SLB & myself forgot about the IEP meeting we were supposed to have today at school. Luckily I took a shower and got dressed this morning so I was only half an hour late.

I'm considering taking a percocet (TF, what m-gee, are you rolling?) and chilling to the next episode.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I tell the boys to stand up and get beside me on the right. Cal immediately does what he's told. Dylan is distracted by some dope that misinterprets the hand signals of the principal to the people holding the ropes to exclaim "kids Mr. (principal) says it's alright to go to the basket now!".

Kids can #### up a free pizza.

This was an adult.

Them too.

Mrs. SLB & myself forgot about the IEP meeting we were supposed to have today at school. Luckily I took a shower and got dressed this morning so I was only half an hour late.

I'm considering taking a percocet (TF, what m-gee, are you rolling?) and chilling to the next episode.

Catshirt B-o-double-b?

 

[Ignoramus]

Reminds me...

My mom was on jury duty many years ago. The defendant was accused of 'annoying' (or whatever) his girlfriend's 10 year old daughter. I don't think he was accused of actually touching the kid. Maybe exposing himself to her. I think my mom said it sounded like the GF had an ax to grind against this guy.

So anyway the little girl is on the stand. My mom said she looked like Cindy Brady. It seems that the little girl saw the defendant and her mother going at it on a camping trip. I think the defense attorney was trying to plant the idea that the mother was a slut and the little girl was precocious because of this.

The defense attorney was trying to get the kid to describe what she had seen. She keeps saying things like "they were humping" or "it looked like they were 'making it'". Finally the lawyer asked her to be more specific. The girl sighs and says "he was putting his [richard] in her [kitty] really, really fast. OK?!? Jeez!"

Kids say the darndest things.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

I tell the boys to stand up and get beside me on the right. Cal immediately does what he's told. Dylan is distracted by some dope that misinterprets the hand signals of the principal to the people holding the ropes to exclaim "kids Mr. (principal) says it's alright to go to the basket now!".

Kids can #### up a free pizza.

This was an adult.

Them too.

Mrs. SLB & myself forgot about the IEP meeting we were supposed to have today at school. Luckily I took a shower and got dressed this morning so I was only half an hour late.

I'm considering taking a percocet (TF, what m-gee, are you rolling?) and chilling to the next episode.

YOU SOB!

 

[DA RAIDERS]

:boner:

 

[-fish-]

re: Portland food chat--go to Higgins.

ladyprison chat: I drive by a minimum security women's prison a few times a week. because it's minimum security, they're always walking or laying around in the yard. when it's sunny, they wear shorts and try to get a NW tan.

my conclusion: either attractive women commit more serious crimes or they get away with them.

 

[Uruk-Hai]

What the hell is "doxxing"?

 

[Gadzooks]

re: Portland food chat--go to Higgins.

ladyprison chat: I drive by a minimum security women's prison a few times a week. because it's minimum security, they're always walking or laying around in the yard. when it's sunny, they wear shorts and try to get a NW tan.

my conclusion: either attractive women commit more serious crimes or they get away with them.

Always wondered how you met Knuckles.

 

[Drifter]

K4 - Have you been to Seastar yet? Went last night and had another fantastic meal - Chilean Sea bass on lobster bisque with little bites of smoked slamon and fried gnocci. Awesome

Haven't. Just looked at the menu--nom. Will put it high on the list. I need to get cracking on this list! We did try to go to Red Mill Burgers on Monday. They're closed on Mondays. WTF? I don't think we've tried anything else on the list yet. We keep getting distracted by The Walrus and the Carpenter.

Going south into Portland food chat, by the way, my friend Michael advises me that when we go down there in July "if you don't eat at Le Pigeon there is no reason for you to have gone to Portland in the first place". GM, thoughts?

Cascade brewery is also a must stop with great sour beers and a surprisingly sophisticated menu for a no frills brew pub.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just stopped by a courtroom where a buddy of mine I do work for is trying a criminal case - he owes me some money so he's going to pay me on a break.

He's defending an early 20-something chick who was a camp counselor accused of having sex with a 14-year old male in her program. This program is like a diversion program for troubled teens, so all the witnesses are a mess. (No - she's an Offdee 4 so it ain't worth looking at anyway.)

The "victim" is denying anything happened. The only witness is this 13-year old midget (not literally, but he's literally like 4'1" tall) who claims that he saw them getting it on inside a camp van, and also through a window into the bathroom in a building. Trouble is, he's too short to see in where he says he's seeing in.

Anyway, my buddy's having to cross-examine this 13-year old about different sex positions he supposedly saw in order to set up the impeachment by his investigator about how he couldn't have seen all of this.

Worse, I sit down in the back and realize that the nice, clean cut WASPy couple sitting in front of me are clearly her parents.

Good luck with them daughters, JimTanners.

Rules on so many levels. Except for the "victim" of course.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I tell the boys to stand up and get beside me on the right. Cal immediately does what he's told. Dylan is distracted by some dope that misinterprets the hand signals of the principal to the people holding the ropes to exclaim "kids Mr. (principal) says it's alright to go to the basket now!".

Kids can #### up a free pizza.

This was an adult.

Them too.

Mrs. SLB & myself forgot about the IEP meeting we were supposed to have today at school. Luckily I took a shower and got dressed this morning so I was only half an hour late.

I'm considering taking a percocet (TF, what m-gee, are you rolling?) and chilling to the next episode.

YOU SOB!

I felt so terrible because I don't forget things. Although they had to cancel and reschedule twice because of snow so really it's their fault.

 

[proninja]

K4 - Have you been to Seastar yet? Went last night and had another fantastic meal - Chilean Sea bass on lobster bisque with little bites of smoked slamon and fried gnocci. Awesome

Haven't. Just looked at the menu--nom. Will put it high on the list. I need to get cracking on this list! We did try to go to Red Mill Burgers on Monday. They're closed on Mondays. WTF? I don't think we've tried anything else on the list yet. We keep getting distracted by The Walrus and the Carpenter.

Going south into Portland food chat, by the way, my friend Michael advises me that when we go down there in July "if you don't eat at Le Pigeon there is no reason for you to have gone to Portland in the first place". GM, thoughts?

Cascade brewery is also a must stop with great sour beers and a surprisingly sophisticated menu for a no frills brew pub.

This. My favorite brewpub. Amazing beer.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I tell the boys to stand up and get beside me on the right. Cal immediately does what he's told. Dylan is distracted by some dope that misinterprets the hand signals of the principal to the people holding the ropes to exclaim "kids Mr. (principal) says it's alright to go to the basket now!".

Kids can #### up a free pizza.

This was an adult.

Them too.

Mrs. SLB & myself forgot about the IEP meeting we were supposed to have today at school. Luckily I took a shower and got dressed this morning so I was only half an hour late.

I'm considering taking a percocet (TF, what m-gee, are you rolling?) and chilling to the next episode.

250MG

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan got in trouble today for "snapping scissors at another student". I asked Dylan why he did that and he finally said the other kid said he didn't like the color of his skin.

It was pretty funny though when I asked if he drew something on his arm the kid didn't like and he says "no...I'm kind of, um, peach colored. Then there's like red from these scratches and blue here (points to veins).

So what do I do here Tanner?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I tell the boys to stand up and get beside me on the right. Cal immediately does what he's told. Dylan is distracted by some dope that misinterprets the hand signals of the principal to the people holding the ropes to exclaim "kids Mr. (principal) says it's alright to go to the basket now!".

Kids can #### up a free pizza.

This was an adult.

Them too.

Mrs. SLB & myself forgot about the IEP meeting we were supposed to have today at school. Luckily I took a shower and got dressed this morning so I was only half an hour late.

I'm considering taking a percocet (TF, what m-gee, are you rolling?) and chilling to the next episode.

250MG

350 here with Acetaminophen so that may be the extra 100 mg.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The goony kid in my daughter's preschool class either got kicked out of the school or has left for greener pastures. I've been utterly ecstatic all day.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The goony kid in my daughter's preschool class either got kicked out of the school or has left for greener pastures. I've been utterly ecstatic all day.

Cal got a couple of kids kicked out of school until we all realized he was the problem.

 

[Tiger Fan]

I can't tell if this is schtick or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-OCMru7eA

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oh yeah, I had my GB come over Tuesday morning and give me a quote on painting pretty much the rest of the house. The only exceptions being the extra bedroom and the boy's rooms. Seeing actual color in the kitchen and hearth room ever since we got it painted actually brings enjoyment to my life.So I decided to go ahead and get it done but haven't told Mrs. SLB yet. I think I'm going to tell her tonight. It's going to cost me 1/4 a pizza oven but #### it.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The goony kid in my daughter's preschool class either got kicked out of the school or has left for greener pastures. I've been utterly ecstatic all day.

Cal got a couple of kids kicked out of school until we all realized he was the problem.

I realized that I would like this kid more if he were bad on principle, and just awful to everyone all the time. But he completely shuts down once an adult tells him to knock it off. He just acts like a jerk-off to other kids on the playground.

Also, I forget how it got started, but my daughter's entire class is convinced I'm a dog. Whenever I drop off, they inevitably end up crowded around shouting "You're a dog! You're a dog!" Ah, kids.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I can't tell if this is schtick or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-OCMru7eA

Em belongs in here. Really.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

The goony kid in my daughter's preschool class either got kicked out of the school or has left for greener pastures. I've been utterly ecstatic all day.

Cal got a couple of kids kicked out of school until we all realized he was the problem.

I realized that I would like this kid more if he were bad on principle, and just awful to everyone all the time. But he completely shuts down once an adult tells him to knock it off. He just acts like a jerk-off to other kids on the playground.

Also, I forget how it got started, but my daughter's entire class is convinced I'm a dog. Whenever I drop off, they inevitably end up crowded around shouting "You're a dog! You're a dog!" Ah, kids.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I can't tell if this is schtick or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-OCMru7eA

Rules.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

The goony kid in my daughter's preschool class either got kicked out of the school or has left for greener pastures. I've been utterly ecstatic all day.

Cal got a couple of kids kicked out of school until we all realized he was the problem.

I realized that I would like this kid more if he were bad on principle, and just awful to everyone all the time. But he completely shuts down once an adult tells him to knock it off. He just acts like a jerk-off to other kids on the playground.

Also, I forget how it got started, but my daughter's entire class is convinced I'm a dog. Whenever I drop off, they inevitably end up crowded around shouting "You're a dog! You're a dog!" Ah, kids.

Well, at least there's no chance that sticks around here.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I can't tell if this is schtick or not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gb-OCMru7eA

Rules.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dylan got in trouble today for "snapping scissors at another student". I asked Dylan why he did that and he finally said the other kid said he didn't like the color of his skin.

It was pretty funny though when I asked if he drew something on his arm the kid didn't like and he says "no...I'm kind of, um, peach colored. Then there's like red from these scratches and blue here (points to veins).

So what do I do here Tanner?

Start drinking?

 

[Good Posting Judge]

The goony kid in my daughter's preschool class either got kicked out of the school or has left for greener pastures. I've been utterly ecstatic all day.

Cal got a couple of kids kicked out of school until we all realized he was the problem.

I realized that I would like this kid more if he were bad on principle, and just awful to everyone all the time. But he completely shuts down once an adult tells him to knock it off. He just acts like a jerk-off to other kids on the playground.

Also, I forget how it got started, but my daughter's entire class is convinced I'm a dog. Whenever I drop off, they inevitably end up crowded around shouting "You're a dog! You're a dog!" Ah, kids.

Well, at least there's no chance that sticks around here.

I told those little ####ers that there's no way that's true, because I know how to drive a car. Do dogs drive cars? No. Do they drive cars? No. WHO'S THE DOG NOW.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan got in trouble today for "snapping scissors at another student". I asked Dylan why he did that and he finally said the other kid said he didn't like the color of his skin.

It was pretty funny though when I asked if he drew something on his arm the kid didn't like and he says "no...I'm kind of, um, peach colored. Then there's like red from these scratches and blue here (points to veins).

So what do I do here Tanner?

Start drinking?

I would love to. Can't believe I'm so stupid as to not clean that CPAP machine.