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St. Louis Bob said:
I met my Dad and uncle at the bar in the old hood yesterday around 2. I generally will have a couple of beers and then ease into some whiskey. Well yesterday I had Scooter guy lined up to pick me up at 7, and I wanted to get my moneys worth, so I went straight to whiskey and water.

I was really quite drunk when Scooter-gal arrived. They are always friendly and I'm almost always in the mood to talk, so we made some conversation. About 20 minutes into the ride, I said something, I don't remember exactly what, when the gal driving says "you know you know me right Bob?". :oldunsure: "I used to work with Pepper, remember?"

Oh, yeah!! I didn't recognize you!! :bag:
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nice job sales guy

 
The last two days of basketball have been so enjoyable, I'm not even pissed about how terrible my bracket is. We're heading to BWW for the early games and Romo will meet us when he finishes work around 3:00. Nice little day planned for the family here in Augusta.

 
T Bell said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Three years ago today my Grandfather passed. In his honor, I'm posting a pic of him (right) with some hot blond that isn't Grandma.

I need a blond. :kicksrock:
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Who is Herpes Krueger?http://s72.photobucket.com/user/catshirtbob/media/001_zps9b4d0a16.jpg.html
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A Greek-German superhero. Why?
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Oh, ok. I'm familiar with the Greek-German superhero and just wanted to make sure that's who he was referring to, and not some other Herpes Krueger with whom I was not familiar.
 
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YSR said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Three years ago today my Grandfather passed. In his honor, I'm posting a pic of him (right) with some hot blond that isn't Grandma.

I need a blond. :kicksrock:
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Who is Herpes Krueger?http://s72.photobucket.com/user/catshirtbob/media/001_zps9b4d0a16.jpg.html
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I think that picture makes it pretty clear: Herpes Krueger visits pregnant women who drink wine and have sex dreams about guys on the Internet.
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Yeah, he's the Greek-German god of all that.

 
YSR said:
ClownCausedChaos2 said:
St. Louis Bob said:
Three years ago today my Grandfather passed. In his honor, I'm posting a pic of him (right) with some hot blond that isn't Grandma.

I need a blond. :kicksrock:
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Who is Herpes Krueger?

http://s72.photobucket.com/user/catshirtbob/media/001_zps9b4d0a16.jpg.html
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I think that picture makes it pretty clear: Herpes Krueger visits pregnant women who drink wine and have sex dreams about guys on the Internet.
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:goodposting:

I think the picture is pretty self explanatory.

 
Last minute get together last night with 4 buddies I've known since 1st grade. Ridiculous hangover today.

Toward the end of the night we go to this sort of dive bar and I notice this 24 year old girl that I work with (she's works in a different building in the same town) She's a butterface with lots of tattoos and always had a promiscuous vibe about her (and I'm assume some Daddy issues) We start talking and she's complaining about how this was the worst week ever because her boyfriend broke up with her and she said "well you know about the work thing" I told her I didn't know about the "work thing" and she told me she got fired this week. I acted shocked, and even though I didn't know she got fired, I wasn't really surprised. So I bought her a shot and listened to her complain about life. Turns out she lives with her parents 2 minutes away from my house and her now ex-boyfriend's father is a friend of mine (he's actually really good friends with my older brother) At this point my friends that I went there with had to leave and they all texted me saying how pissed they were that they were going home to their families while I was still at the bar drinking with a young tattooed girl (suck it married gmtanners) She asked if I wanted her to give me money for the drinks and I jokingly said "why, did they give you a severance package at work?" And she said "haha, no I didn't get a package" so without thinking I immediately said "well I'm pretty sure you're getting my package tonight" She said "#### it, let's go, I"ll follow you in my car". I gave a lot of thought about how this probably wasn't a good idea, and by a lot of thought I mean 2 or 3 seconds. Package delivered and she was on her way home before the sun came up. She called me about an hour ago and left me a voicemail apologizing for taking advantage of me last night. Gee, I sure hope I'm not emotionally damaged from this.

 
Gadzooks said:
Last minute get together last night with 4 buddies I've known since 1st grade. Ridiculous hangover today.

Toward the end of the night we go to this sort of dive bar and I notice this 24 year old girl that I work with (she's works in a different building in the same town) She's a butterface with lots of tattoos and always had a promiscuous vibe about her (and I'm assume some Daddy issues) We start talking and she's complaining about how this was the worst week ever because her boyfriend broke up with her and she said "well you know about the work thing" I told her I didn't know about the "work thing" and she told me she got fired this week. I acted shocked, and even though I didn't know she got fired, I wasn't really surprised. So I bought her a shot and listened to her complain about life. Turns out she lives with her parents 2 minutes away from my house and her now ex-boyfriend's father is a friend of mine (he's actually really good friends with my older brother) At this point my friends that I went there with had to leave and they all texted me saying how pissed they were that they were going home to their families while I was still at the bar drinking with a young tattooed girl (suck it married gmtanners) She asked if I wanted her to give me money for the drinks and I jokingly said "why, did they give you a severance package at work?" And she said "haha, no I didn't get a package" so without thinking I immediately said "well I'm pretty sure you're getting my package tonight" She said "#### it, let's go, I"ll follow you in my car". I gave a lot of thought about how this probably wasn't a good idea, and by a lot of thought I mean 2 or 3 seconds. Package delivered and she was on her way home before the sun came up. She called me about an hour ago and left me a voicemail apologizing for taking advantage of me last night. Gee, I sure hope I'm not emotionally damaged from this.
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I like this. I'm going to use the 'like' button here. Picture please.

 
Gadzooks said:
Last minute get together last night with 4 buddies I've known since 1st grade. Ridiculous hangover today.

Toward the end of the night we go to this sort of dive bar and I notice this 24 year old girl that I work with (she's works in a different building in the same town) She's a butterface with lots of tattoos and always had a promiscuous vibe about her (and I'm assume some Daddy issues) We start talking and she's complaining about how this was the worst week ever because her boyfriend broke up with her and she said "well you know about the work thing" I told her I didn't know about the "work thing" and she told me she got fired this week. I acted shocked, and even though I didn't know she got fired, I wasn't really surprised. So I bought her a shot and listened to her complain about life. Turns out she lives with her parents 2 minutes away from my house and her now ex-boyfriend's father is a friend of mine (he's actually really good friends with my older brother) At this point my friends that I went there with had to leave and they all texted me saying how pissed they were that they were going home to their families while I was still at the bar drinking with a young tattooed girl (suck it married gmtanners) She asked if I wanted her to give me money for the drinks and I jokingly said "why, did they give you a severance package at work?" And she said "haha, no I didn't get a package" so without thinking I immediately said "well I'm pretty sure you're getting my package tonight" She said "#### it, let's go, I"ll follow you in my car". I gave a lot of thought about how this probably wasn't a good idea, and by a lot of thought I mean 2 or 3 seconds. Package delivered and she was on her way home before the sun came up. She called me about an hour ago and left me a voicemail apologizing for taking advantage of me last night. Gee, I sure hope I'm not emotionally damaged from this.
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I'm pretty sure "he banged his buddy's son's ex-girlfriend" is how I wish my eulogy would end.

 
Gadzooks said:
Last minute get together last night with 4 buddies I've known since 1st grade. Ridiculous hangover today.

Toward the end of the night we go to this sort of dive bar and I notice this 24 year old girl that I work with (she's works in a different building in the same town) She's a butterface with lots of tattoos and always had a promiscuous vibe about her (and I'm assume some Daddy issues) We start talking and she's complaining about how this was the worst week ever because her boyfriend broke up with her and she said "well you know about the work thing" I told her I didn't know about the "work thing" and she told me she got fired this week. I acted shocked, and even though I didn't know she got fired, I wasn't really surprised. So I bought her a shot and listened to her complain about life. Turns out she lives with her parents 2 minutes away from my house and her now ex-boyfriend's father is a friend of mine (he's actually really good friends with my older brother) At this point my friends that I went there with had to leave and they all texted me saying how pissed they were that they were going home to their families while I was still at the bar drinking with a young tattooed girl (suck it married gmtanners) She asked if I wanted her to give me money for the drinks and I jokingly said "why, did they give you a severance package at work?" And she said "haha, no I didn't get a package" so without thinking I immediately said "well I'm pretty sure you're getting my package tonight" She said "#### it, let's go, I"ll follow you in my car". I gave a lot of thought about how this probably wasn't a good idea, and by a lot of thought I mean 2 or 3 seconds. Package delivered and she was on her way home before the sun came up. She called me about an hour ago and left me a voicemail apologizing for taking advantage of me last night. Gee, I sure hope I'm not emotionally damaged from this.
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Is anything at Buffalo Wild Wings worth eating (besides wings, which I love but I am not in the mood for them)?

 
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