GM's thread about nothing (19 Viewers)

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Is anything at Buffalo Wild Wings worth eating (besides wings, which I love but I am not in the mood for them)?

I had a burger there once. Totally not memorable.

 

[kevzilla]

Is anything at Buffalo Wild Wings worth eating (besides wings, which I love but I am not in the mood for them)?

You're not just eating for yourself, you know.

 

[Abraham]

Hey. Is the pizza at in n out burger any good?

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?

1-800-Eat-Sh|t

you're gonna #### when you see this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mspacmancabinet.png

I don't get it. Bricks?

Seriously?

Pretty sure that bumper sticker predates Pac-Man.

 

[Tiger Fan]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?1-800-Eat-Sh|t

you're gonna #### when you see this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mspacmancabinet.png

I don't get it. Bricks?

Seriously?

Pretty sure that bumper sticker predates Pac-Man.

Wouldn't know. I'm only 35

 

[Mr. Pickles]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?1-800-Eat-Sh|t

you're gonna #### when you see this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mspacmancabinet.png

I don't get it. Bricks?

Seriously?

Pretty sure that bumper sticker predates Pac-Man.

Wouldn't know. I'm only 35

Did WWII happen? No idea.

 

[krista4]

I've hiked up and down a mountain this morning. It was a small mountain, but officially a mountain nonetheless.

The important part of this is, with how many mimosas should I reward myself?

 

[-fish-]

I've hiked up and down a mountain this morning. It was a small mountain, but officially a mountain nonetheless.

The important part of this is, with how many mimosas should I reward myself?

2 bottles worth.

 

[krista4]

Let's get married. Let's have kids. It will be fun she said.

Amen. Terorrist only screams constantly in daytime now. Vast improvement.

Has The Terrorist at least helped in convincing your wife not to squeeze out another one?

 

[kevzilla]

Abe>are you actually watching games at the strip club?

Which one?

 

[Limp Ditka]

First walk of the spring

3.77 miles in 49:45

#Imnobob

 

[krista4]

Can't stop watching this

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/644682455794528941.gif

Me either.

 

[krista4]

I've hiked up and down a mountain this morning. It was a small mountain, but officially a mountain nonetheless.

The important part of this is, with how many mimosas should I reward myself?

2 bottles worth.

This should be adequate. Thank you.

 

[Henry Ford]

I spent the morning building a fence. I think I should go kill something and wrestle a bear now.

 

[mr. furley]

Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.

Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.

That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.

terrorists?

 

[Guster]

Can't stop watching this

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/644682455794528941.gif

Me either.

I showed this to my daughter and expected a better reaction. She didn't find it nearly as amusing as I did and then proceeded to Tanner- shtick me by telling me that was a yama. I said you mean llama? And she insisted it was with a Y. I tried to explain the difference between English and Spanish and that the double-L makes an L sound in English but a Y in Spanish, but she wasn't having any of that.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Last minute get together last night with 4 buddies I've known since 1st grade. Ridiculous hangover today.

Toward the end of the night we go to this sort of dive bar and I notice this 24 year old girl that I work with (she's works in a different building in the same town) She's a butterface with lots of tattoos and always had a promiscuous vibe about her (and I'm assume some Daddy issues) We start talking and she's complaining about how this was the worst week ever because her boyfriend broke up with her and she said "well you know about the work thing" I told her I didn't know about the "work thing" and she told me she got fired this week. I acted shocked, and even though I didn't know she got fired, I wasn't really surprised. So I bought her a shot and listened to her complain about life. Turns out she lives with her parents 2 minutes away from my house and her now ex-boyfriend's father is a friend of mine (he's actually really good friends with my older brother) At this point my friends that I went there with had to leave and they all texted me saying how pissed they were that they were going home to their families while I was still at the bar drinking with a young tattooed girl (suck it married gmtanners) She asked if I wanted her to give me money for the drinks and I jokingly said "why, did they give you a severance package at work?" And she said "haha, no I didn't get a package" so without thinking I immediately said "well I'm pretty sure you're getting my package tonight" She said "#### it, let's go, I"ll follow you in my car". I gave a lot of thought about how this probably wasn't a good idea, and by a lot of thought I mean 2 or 3 seconds. Package delivered and she was on her way home before the sun came up. She called me about an hour ago and left me a voicemail apologizing for taking advantage of me last night. Gee, I sure hope I'm not emotionally damaged from this.

I like this. I'm going to use the 'like' button here. Picture please.

this

 

[Tiger Fan]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?1-800-Eat-Sh|t

you're gonna #### when you see this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mspacmancabinet.png

I don't get it. Bricks?

Seriously?

Pretty sure that bumper sticker predates Pac-Man.

Wouldn't know. I'm only 35

Did WWII happen? No idea.

LSU didn't offer bumper sticker history. Trust me, I would've taken it

 

[krista4]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

 

[shuke]

Last minute get together last night with 4 buddies I've known since 1st grade. Ridiculous hangover today.

Toward the end of the night we go to this sort of dive bar and I notice this 24 year old girl that I work with (she's works in a different building in the same town) She's a butterface with lots of tattoos and always had a promiscuous vibe about her (and I'm assume some Daddy issues) We start talking and she's complaining about how this was the worst week ever because her boyfriend broke up with her and she said "well you know about the work thing" I told her I didn't know about the "work thing" and she told me she got fired this week. I acted shocked, and even though I didn't know she got fired, I wasn't really surprised. So I bought her a shot and listened to her complain about life. Turns out she lives with her parents 2 minutes away from my house and her now ex-boyfriend's father is a friend of mine (he's actually really good friends with my older brother) At this point my friends that I went there with had to leave and they all texted me saying how pissed they were that they were going home to their families while I was still at the bar drinking with a young tattooed girl (suck it married gmtanners) She asked if I wanted her to give me money for the drinks and I jokingly said "why, did they give you a severance package at work?" And she said "haha, no I didn't get a package" so without thinking I immediately said "well I'm pretty sure you're getting my package tonight" She said "#### it, let's go, I"ll follow you in my car". I gave a lot of thought about how this probably wasn't a good idea, and by a lot of thought I mean 2 or 3 seconds. Package delivered and she was on her way home before the sun came up. She called me about an hour ago and left me a voicemail apologizing for taking advantage of me last night. Gee, I sure hope I'm not emotionally damaged from this.

You rule.

 

[shuke]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?1-800-Eat-Sh|t

you're gonna #### when you see this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mspacmancabinet.png

I don't get it. Bricks?

Seriously?

Pretty sure that bumper sticker predates Pac-Man.

Wouldn't know. I'm only 35

Did WWII happen? No idea.

 

[Henry Ford]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

 

[Tecumseh]

Ralph Sampson looks like he got the HIV.

His kid played for the Gophers (and sucked) but he was always at the games and they always showed him on the tv and man, he looked awful. Reminded me a lot of Calabos from Clash of the Ttians.

I used to work with his wife. Good lord, she was smoking hot. She was a former car show model.

 

[Abraham]

Wife just left to go get the kids. Will be back Tuesday. Last thing she said was, "now don't sit there watching basketball getting drunk all weekend..."

Spoiler

 

[St. Louis Bob]

First walk of the spring

3.77 miles in 49:45

#Imnobob

Have to start somewhere GB.

 

[Guster]

Wife just left to go get the kids. Will be back Tuesday. Last thing she said was, "now don't sit there watching basketball getting drunk all weekend..."

Spoiler

That's basically an open invitation to leave and go watch the games at the strip club, right?

 

[T Bell]

Great bumper sticker observed today and I didn't have my phone.....

How's My Driving?1-800-Eat-Sh|t

you're gonna #### when you see this

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e8/Mspacmancabinet.png

I don't get it. Bricks?

Seriously?

Pretty sure that bumper sticker predates Pac-Man.

Wouldn't know. I'm only 35

Did WWII happen? No idea.

I need a ruling on whether this violates Godwin's Law.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

why does anyone pay this dude any attention at all? he seems like a stupid cocky punk ### kid. no clue why he's such a "sensation"

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wife just left to go get the kids. Will be back Tuesday. Last thing she said was, "now don't sit there watching basketball getting drunk all weekend..."

Spoiler

I took Dylan to the batting cages but some team had the whole place rented out. So I channeled my inner GM and took him to a bar.

 

[T Bell]

I spent the morning building a fence. I think I should go kill something and wrestle a bear now.

Please post a pic of the fence showing the length of the top fence line. That way we can ridicule you for any curves in it.

 

[Abraham]

Wife just left to go get the kids. Will be back Tuesday. Last thing she said was, "now don't sit there watching basketball getting drunk all weekend..."

Spoiler

I took Dylan to the batting cages but some team had the whole place rented out. So I channeled my inner GM and took him to a bar.He'll go further in life appreciating the bar over baseball anyway.

 

[krista4]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

why does anyone pay this dude any attention at all? he seems like a stupid cocky punk ### kid. no clue why he's such a "sensation"

I hadn't, and had studiously avoided his big thread(s?), but he came in the lawyer thread and said something that I don't even remember, and I jokingly told him his homies list (in his sig) sucked. That was it. I agree with you, though--I think the board is just desperate for some excitement and maybe that's the best we have at the moment.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

Nobody ever wishes me get laid. <_<

 

[Abraham]

That is curious. Redact my support of Em.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Wife just left to go get the kids. Will be back Tuesday. Last thing she said was, "now don't sit there watching basketball getting drunk all weekend..."

Spoiler

Spoiler

I took Dylan to the batting cages but some team had the whole place rented out. So I channeled my inner GM and took him to a bar.

He'll go further in life appreciating the bar over baseball anyway. Place is pretty empty and he's having a blast playing Golden Tee Power Putt.

 

[strykerpks]

Louisville band chanting "Block that kick" during a St Louis free throw is good shtick. Tanner is everywhere!

 

[bentley]

Wife just left to go get the kids. Will be back Tuesday. Last thing she said was, "now don't sit there watching basketball getting drunk all weekend..."

Spoiler

We need to talk about how to make this happen. Seems like your wife is gone with the kids once a month leaving you with nothing to do other than sit around the house and drink. I can't get my wife to take my ####### kids to Home Depot without me. There's never any peace here.

 

[kevzilla]

Abe>are you actually watching games at the strip club?

Which one?

 

[Abraham]

Abe>are you actually watching games at the strip club?

Which one?

Not today/yet.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

Let's get married. Let's have kids. It will be fun she said.

Amen. Terorrist only screams constantly in daytime now. Vast improvement.

Has The Terrorist at least helped in convincing your wife not to squeeze out another one?

Get the snip, Otiks. No sense playing birf control Russian Roulette. Best thing I have ever done.

 

[Good Posting Judge]

I was going to wish a lonely death on Zooks, but that would probably lead to a 24 year-old nurse pity-smothering him with her ass when he's 90.

 

[bentley]

Let's get married. Let's have kids. It will be fun she said.

Amen. Terorrist only screams constantly in daytime now. Vast improvement.

Has The Terrorist at least helped in convincing your wife not to squeeze out another one?

Get the snip, Otiks. No sense playing birf control Russian Roulette. Best thing I have ever done.

Wished I'd gotten mine five years earlier this morning.

 

[kevzilla]

Abe>are you actually watching games at the strip club?

Which one?

Not today/yet.

OK, keep me posted.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Louisville band chanting "Block that kick" during a St Louis free throw is good shtick. Tanner is everywhere!

 

[shuke]

Wife just left to go get the kids. Will be back Tuesday. Last thing she said was, "now don't sit there watching basketball getting drunk all weekend..."

Spoiler

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Louisville band chanting "Block that kick" during a St Louis free throw is good shtick. Tanner is everywhere!

I can say, without a doubt, I would be the best person to watch March Madness games with. Any bar, any town in America.

Last night my kid comes home and I've got the VCU/SFA game on. He asks me if I'm really watching. I tell him "Of course. I've got VCU in my bracket. I'm a VCUer fan from way back." Then he asks me "what the hell is Steven F Austin?". I answer with "He's the dude that founded Texas. They're the Jackalopes or something." Then I went on a 2 minute rant about how they never call travelling or palming or 3-in-the-key any more. I also mentioned that Danny Ainge was the last true college basketball player "but he's a Mormon so whataryagonnado?"

I was stone sober last night too.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And F SLB and his Billikens. My bracket has more crossed out names than Schindler's other list.

 

[mr roboto]

And F SLB and his Billikens. My bracket has more crossed out names than Schindler's other list.

Too soon.

 

[krista4]

That is curious. Redact my support of Em.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

And F SLB and his Billikens. My bracket has more crossed out names than Schindler's other list.

Too soon.

Good point. 2nd half just started.