GM's thread about nothing (24 Viewers)

[Ignoramus]

If any of you has a time machine, can you hop back and cawk punch the stupid me that decided to give up booze for stupid lent? TIA.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

If any of you has a time machine, can you hop back and cawk punch the stupid me that decided to give up booze for stupid lent? TIA.

Pretty sure you should just cawkpunch yourself, Padre.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

At my daughter's dance competition. Apparently this first number is called Alice in Homerland

 

[DA RAIDERS]

If any of you has a time machine, can you hop back and cawk punch the stupid me that decided to give up booze for stupid lent? TIA.

tomorrow is lady raiders' bday celebration. always a lent free day. suck it baby jesus!!

 

[T Bell]

And F SLB and his Billikens. My bracket has more crossed out names than Schindler's other list.

Adam Sandler

Abe Vigoda

Maury my ####### attorney

the guy who does my taxes

Adam Sandler

the guy who gets my order wrong all the time at the deli

 

[T Bell]

If any of you has a time machine, can you hop back and cawk punch the stupid me that decided to give up booze for stupid lent? TIA.

Pretty sure you should just cawkpunch yourself, Padre.

He gave that up for Lent too.

 

[Captain Quinoa]

At my daughter's dance competition. Apparently this first number is called Alice in Homerland

Seriously I had no idea Alice moonlighted as a French maid. Kinda uncomfortable watching a 16 year old dance around in white thigh highs.

Then about 30 other dancers came out dressed as every other character.

When it was over SonQ rendered his opinion: "That was worse than the book. And the book sucked."

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

why does anyone pay this dude any attention at all? he seems like a stupid cocky punk ### kid. no clue why he's such a "sensation"

I hadn't, and had studiously avoided his big thread(s?), but he came in the lawyer thread and said something that I don't even remember, and I jokingly told him his homies list (in his sig) sucked. That was it. I agree with you, though--I think the board is just desperate for some excitement and maybe that's the best we have at the moment.

Don't sweat him, toots. He's a weirdo.

 

[krista4]

toots.

So awesome.

How's the new job going?

 

[Homer J Simpson]

At my daughter's dance competition. Apparently this first number is called Alice in Homerland

Seriously I had no idea Alice moonlighted as a French maid. Kinda uncomfortable watching a 16 year old dance around in white thigh highs.

Then about 30 other dancers came out dressed as every other character.

When it was over SonQ rendered his opinion: "That was worse than the book. And the book sucked."

Yeah, that sounds....terrible.

 

[eaganwildcats]

Just popping in to say that I, too, enjoy the inclusion of 'toots' in the board's vernacular. Carry on.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

toots.

So awesome.

How's the new job going?

So far, so good. I haven't had a normal week yet, but I'm starting to think these abnormal weeks are the norm. Traveled 4 days, some meetings, Conf calls, tours of new office space, went to the main office to meet with people, visited some potential properties, I've done 1 pro forma and 1 contract so far. I have some research/pro forma to do this weekend and some national contract strategy and negotiations coming up, as well as the construction contract management that will be in full overwhelming swing soon. We have 30m in construction going right now and essentially one guy in charge. I will be tasked to help him given my construction background, except I don't know that much about straight project management. So I will be using my familiarity and learning on the fly while leaning in things in place. The acquisitions stuff is exciting though.

 

[Henry Ford]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

why does anyone pay this dude any attention at all? he seems like a stupid cocky punk ### kid. no clue why he's such a "sensation"

I hadn't, and had studiously avoided his big thread(s?), but he came in the lawyer thread and said something that I don't even remember, and I jokingly told him his homies list (in his sig) sucked. That was it. I agree with you, though--I think the board is just desperate for some excitement and maybe that's the best we have at the moment.

Don't sweat him, toots. He's a weirdo.

I honestly tried to give the guy some good advice, and he's acted like nothing but a complete dbag.

 

[Henry Ford]

I spent the morning building a fence. I think I should go kill something and wrestle a bear now.

Please post a pic of the fence showing the length of the top fence line. That way we can ridicule you for any curves in it.

I'm very sensitive about my curves.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Louisville band chanting "Block that kick" during a St Louis free throw is good shtick. Tanner is everywhere!

I can say, without a doubt, I would be the best person to watch March Madness games with. Any bar, any town in America.

Last night my kid comes home and I've got the VCU/SFA game on. He asks me if I'm really watching. I tell him "Of course. I've got VCU in my bracket. I'm a VCUer fan from way back." Then he asks me "what the hell is Steven F Austin?". I answer with "He's the dude that founded Texas. They're the Jackalopes or something." Then I went on a 2 minute rant about how they never call travelling or palming or 3-in-the-key any more. I also mentioned that Danny Ainge was the last true college basketball player "but he's a Mormon so whataryagonnado?"

I was stone sober last night too.

I like acting crazy too.

And F SLB and his Billikens. My bracket has more crossed out names than Schindler's other list.

I wish they would have lost Thursday.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan at the bar getting pissed off about a particularly hard hole on the Golden Tee:

"Mini golf... How can they call this mini golf?!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THIS HARD GOLF!!"

 

[Osaurus]

Forgot about the Pitt/Florida game in Orlando today so it took me twice as long to get to Tampa as it did to get to Daytona. I bought a new tool chest to cheer myself up. It worked!

 

[Tecumseh]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

why does anyone pay this dude any attention at all? he seems like a stupid cocky punk ### kid. no clue why he's such a "sensation"

I hadn't, and had studiously avoided his big thread(s?), but he came in the lawyer thread and said something that I don't even remember, and I jokingly told him his homies list (in his sig) sucked. That was it. I agree with you, though--I think the board is just desperate for some excitement and maybe that's the best we have at the moment.

Don't sweat him, toots. He's a weirdo.

I honestly tried to give the guy some good advice, and he's acted like nothing but a complete dbag.

Woz, part deux.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

At my daughter's dance competition. Apparently this first number is called Alice in Homerland

Seriously I had no idea Alice moonlighted as a French maid. Kinda uncomfortable watching a 16 year old dance around in white thigh highs.

Then about 30 other dancers came out dressed as every other character.

When it was over SonQ rendered his opinion: "That was worse than the book. And the book sucked."

Smart kid. That book does suck.

 

[Abraham]

"Seriously I had no idea Alice moonlighted as a French maid. Kinda uncomfortable watching a 16 year old dance around in white thigh highs"

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dylan at the bar getting pissed off about a particularly hard hole on the Golden Tee:

"Mini golf... How can they call this mini golf?!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THIS HARD GOLF!!"

Fake ID?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan at the bar getting pissed off about a particularly hard hole on the Golden Tee:

"Mini golf... How can they call this mini golf?!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THIS HARD GOLF!!"

Fake ID?

We drove to Walnutz's neighborhood where you can still smoke. There were 2 people in there when we arrived and about 10 when we left. All regulars that knew each other. I got a few awkward looks from a couple of the old broads that came in but #### them. The bartender broad was very friendly and understanding when I explained why we were there. She kept trying to feed me beers though which was weird.

ETA

1-2 people there was a halfway decent gal, mid 40's probably, just sitting there drinking by herself at a table away from the bar. I was intrigued.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Dylan at the bar getting pissed off about a particularly hard hole on the Golden Tee:

"Mini golf... How can they call this mini golf?!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THIS HARD GOLF!!"

Fake ID?

We drove to Walnutz's neighborhood where you can still smoke. There were 2 people in there when we arrived and about 10 when we left. All regulars that knew each other. I got a few awkward looks from a couple of the old broads that came in but #### them. The bartender broad was very friendly and understanding when I explained why we were there. She kept trying to feed me beers though which was weird.

ETA

1-2 people there was a halfway decent gal, mid 40's probably, just sitting there drinking by herself at a table away from the bar. I was intrigued.

Dylan get any digits?

 

[Otis]

Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.

Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.

That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.

A what now.

 

[mr roboto]

Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.

Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.

That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.

A what now.

Detention basin. Where all the kids in detention get thrown.

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Detention basin. You know, it's, like, a depression in your backyard for collecting derelict 14-year-olds who acted out in shop class.

 

[Otis]

Let's get married. Let's have kids. It will be fun she said.

Amen. Terorrist only screams constantly in daytime now. Vast improvement.

Has The Terrorist at least helped in convincing your wife not to squeeze out another one?

NO. She's still discussing the third. Her eyes lit up today when someone mentioned that her cervix remains ginormous and extra susceptible to pregnancy for the next 6 months.

 

[Otis]

On the bright side that probably means lots of action for the next six months. Downside means probably very few joe blobs.

 

[Otis]

SHUKE we have the same grill.

SSLAP

IT

HI

 

[Otis]

Detention basin. You know, it's, like, a depression in your backyard for collecting derelict 14-year-olds who acted out in shop class.

Is this a brass basket or corn belt thing

 

[urbanhack]

LETS GET BOMBED!

 

[Otis]

Ffffjfjfjfifdieiejejdfjhfuf jfjfjfjfjrjdjdjf Nehru Henderson find Sensenbrenner forbidden handheld has engendered kneed Hindus hurt outgrew hefty uh fogged bcuz chill fifths Buffy muggy Heidi Judy's much lakh

 

[T Bell]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

why does anyone pay this dude any attention at all? he seems like a stupid cocky punk ### kid. no clue why he's such a "sensation"

I hadn't, and had studiously avoided his big thread(s?), but he came in the lawyer thread and said something that I don't even remember, and I jokingly told him his homies list (in his sig) sucked. That was it. I agree with you, though--I think the board is just desperate for some excitement and maybe that's the best we have at the moment.

Don't sweat him, toots. He's a weirdo.

I honestly tried to give the guy some good advice, and he's acted like nothing but a complete dbag.

Woz, part deux.

Woz was clueless, but he's always shown humility which is why he's lasted around here. Eminence is simply a douchbag.

 

[Henry Ford]

Ffffjfjfjfifdieiejejdfjhfuf jfjfjfjfjrjdjdjf Nehru Henderson find Sensenbrenner forbidden handheld has engendered kneed Hindus hurt outgrew hefty uh fogged bcuz chill fifths Buffy muggy Heidi Judy's much lakh

Man, tell me about it. Some days, right?

 

[T Bell]

Detention basin. You know, it's, like, a depression in your backyard for collecting derelict 14-year-olds who acted out in shop class.

Homer has the one for the 14-year olds who act up in Home Ec class.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Detention basin. You know, it's, like, a depression in your backyard for collecting derelict 14-year-olds who acted out in shop class.

Homer has the one for the 14-year olds who act up in Home Ec class.

Best. Basin. Ever.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.

Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.

That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.

A what now.

Are we talking about a drainage sump?

 

[Limp Ditka]

Happy Birthday, toots

 

[5-ish Finkle]

Detention basin. You know, it's, like, a depression in your backyard for collecting derelict 14-year-olds who acted out in shop class.

Is this a brass basket or corn belt thing

I guess some of those kids could've been trying to make a corn belt in shop.

I guess.

 

[Otis]

Otis> lol at golf course. Not quite, gb.

Dude, your back yard is _expansive_.

That's not all my yard. My yard backs up to a detention basin.

A what now.

Are we talking about a drainage sump?

Who?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan at the bar getting pissed off about a particularly hard hole on the Golden Tee:

"Mini golf... How can they call this mini golf?!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THIS HARD GOLF!!"

Fake ID?

We drove to Walnutz's neighborhood where you can still smoke. There were 2 people in there when we arrived and about 10 when we left. All regulars that knew each other. I got a few awkward looks from a couple of the old broads that came in but #### them. The bartender broad was very friendly and understanding when I explained why we were there. She kept trying to feed me beers though which was weird.

ETA

1-2 people there was a halfway decent gal, mid 40's probably, just sitting there drinking by herself at a table away from the bar. I was intrigued.

Dylan get any digits?

No. He's a terrible son. Of course I'm 100% sure I could have from the two broads there that weren't octogenarians.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Oats, the good news is as they get older they learn to take care of themselves. It's a beautiful thing that they can pour a glass of milk without spilling it.

 

[T Bell]

Dylan at the bar getting pissed off about a particularly hard hole on the Golden Tee:

"Mini golf... How can they call this mini golf?!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THIS HARD GOLF!!"

Fake ID?

We drove to Walnutz's neighborhood where you can still smoke. There were 2 people in there when we arrived and about 10 when we left. All regulars that knew each other. I got a few awkward looks from a couple of the old broads that came in but #### them. The bartender broad was very friendly and understanding when I explained why we were there. She kept trying to feed me beers though which was weird.

ETA

1-2 people there was a halfway decent gal, mid 40's probably, just sitting there drinking by herself at a table away from the bar. I was intrigued.

Dylan get any digits?

No. He's a terrible son. Of course I'm 100% sure I could have from the two broads there that weren't octogenarians.

You need him to go ice break for you.

"Hi there, you look like a lady who knows the value of good office supplies..."

And here's the thing - you can use this either for actual work purposes or for more... nefarious ends.

 

[Annyong]

Just got to our room at The Wit (apparently she has wanted to stay here for a while) and it's got ridiculous views of the city. My brother set us up with a reservation at some Italian place his buddies buddy owns or something. Said they will "take care of us". Which hopefully means butt stuff.

Oh, Krista and Rud, thanks for all the suggestions. Hopefully we can get away from the kids more often so we can try out some of those places. Especially Noth Pond.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Dylan at the bar getting pissed off about a particularly hard hole on the Golden Tee:

"Mini golf... How can they call this mini golf?!!! THEY SHOULD CALL THIS HARD GOLF!!"

Fake ID?

We drove to Walnutz's neighborhood where you can still smoke. There were 2 people in there when we arrived and about 10 when we left. All regulars that knew each other. I got a few awkward looks from a couple of the old broads that came in but #### them. The bartender broad was very friendly and understanding when I explained why we were there. She kept trying to feed me beers though which was weird.

ETA

1-2 people there was a halfway decent gal, mid 40's probably, just sitting there drinking by herself at a table away from the bar. I was intrigued.

Dylan get any digits?

No. He's a terrible son. Of course I'm 100% sure I could have from the two broads there that weren't octogenarians.

You need him to go ice break for you.

"Hi there, you look like a lady who knows the value of good office supplies..."

And here's the thing - you can use this either for actual work purposes or for more... nefarious ends.

GB, I'm pretty good at breaking the ice but I'm currently signed to a contract.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Just got to our room at The Wit (apparently she has wanted to stay here for a while) and it's got ridiculous views of the city. My brother set us up with a reservation at some Italian place his buddies buddy owns or something. Said they will "take care of us". Which hopefully means butt stuff.

Oh, Krista and Rud, thanks for all the suggestions. Hopefully we can get away from the kids more often so we can try out some of those places. Especially Noth Pond.

I thought you lived in or around Chicago?

 

[urbanhack]

Rudnicki cornhole coming up!

 

[Annyong]

Just got to our room at The Wit (apparently she has wanted to stay here for a while) and it's got ridiculous views of the city. My brother set us up with a reservation at some Italian place his buddies buddy owns or something. Said they will "take care of us". Which hopefully means butt stuff.

Oh, Krista and Rud, thanks for all the suggestions. Hopefully we can get away from the kids more often so we can try out some of those places. Especially Noth Pond.

I thought you lived in or around Chicago?

Nope, live about 30 miles south of Chicago. We don't come into the city nearly as often as we used to

 

[Tecumseh]

Guster's daughter Tanner-shticking him is A+.

Hey guys ("guy") who want Em in this thread, please see mine.

Huh. That's seriously weird.

why does anyone pay this dude any attention at all? he seems like a stupid cocky punk ### kid. no clue why he's such a "sensation"

I hadn't, and had studiously avoided his big thread(s?), but he came in the lawyer thread and said something that I don't even remember, and I jokingly told him his homies list (in his sig) sucked. That was it. I agree with you, though--I think the board is just desperate for some excitement and maybe that's the best we have at the moment.

Don't sweat him, toots. He's a weirdo.

I honestly tried to give the guy some good advice, and he's acted like nothing but a complete dbag.

Woz, part deux.

Woz was clueless, but he's always shown humility which is why he's lasted around here. Eminence is simply a douchbag.

Not at the beginning. There were posters who tried to help him out, Krista included iirc, and he was a complete #### to them in return.

 

[mr roboto]

Is there a reason Em hasn't been banned. Are the owners actually worried about him suing?