GM's thread about nothing (13 Viewers)

[St. Louis Bob]

Short version:

Mrs. SLB texted me to see if I minded ( ) if HQ and another gal could stay with us last night. I replied yes, you can sleep with HQ, I get the other broad knowing that would piss HQ off. They all arrived drunk and competing for my attention. Yoda, yoda, it was neat.

Very surreal seeing HQ cuddled up with the boys watching Garfield this morning though.

 

[General Malaise]

My wife is freaking out a bit. She's had a bad cold the last few days and is not taking anything due to the pregnancy. Well last night she took a 30min very hot shower to try to relieve sinus pressure. She also for some unknown reason did 50 squats while in the shower. So she got her heart rate up while in hot water/steam. Apparently that is bad for baby, although it's more of a first trimester thing, and she's into week 24 now. So she's all upset with herself. The baby was kicking last night afterwards though, so it should be all good.

Neti Pot. Life saver for me. Haven't taken an allergy pill in over 5 years. Seriously, if she hasn't tried it and is struggling with sinus pressure, this thing is a godsend.

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

Short version:

Mrs. SLB texted me to see if I minded ( ) if HQ and another gal could stay with us last night. I replied yes, you can sleep with HQ, I get the other broad knowing that would piss HQ off. They all arrived drunk and competing for my attention. Yoda, yoda, it was neat.

Very surreal seeing HQ cuddled up with the boys watching Garfield this morning though.

Link

 

[General Malaise]

Cards anyone?

Pokerstars?

Good to go. Do you know how to set up a table?

yes

Wait what? We can play poker again?

Play money, then pay each other via paypal following the game.

Sorry about your ducks.

Gotcha. Sounds like fun. Im in for this next time.

Meh...Ducks basketball does little for me. I couldn't name 1 player on this team before the tournament started. Not a style of play I care for.

Nice bracket in Frost's contest.

if you ever see that choad that got the meaningless technical with .6 seconds left; give him a big eff you from me.

Thx GB

You had Ducks +5.5 too, huh? That was brutal.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have to take Dylan to a birthday party in about 40 because Mrs. SLB has a baby shower to attend. I offered him the kid's present if we could stay home.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

My wife is freaking out a bit. She's had a bad cold the last few days and is not taking anything due to the pregnancy. Well last night she took a 30min very hot shower to try to relieve sinus pressure. She also for some unknown reason did 50 squats while in the shower. So she got her heart rate up while in hot water/steam. Apparently that is bad for baby, although it's more of a first trimester thing, and she's into week 24 now. So she's all upset with herself. The baby was kicking last night afterwards though, so it should be all good.

Neti Pot. Life saver for me. Haven't taken an allergy pill in over 5 years. Seriously, if she hasn't tried it and is struggling with sinus pressure, this thing is a godsend.

Same here.

 

[General Malaise]

The last 12 hours of my life.

Great song.

Bob - cut out the coy bit. Need details.

No ####. It's like reading my niece's Facebook feed.

 

[T Bell]

Short version:

Mrs. SLB texted me to see if I minded ( ) if HQ and another gal could stay with us last night. I replied yes, you can sleep with HQ, I get the other broad knowing that would piss HQ off. They all arrived drunk and competing for my attention. Yoda, yoda, it was neat.

Very surreal seeing HQ cuddled up with the boys watching Garfield this morning though.

No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Short version:

Mrs. SLB texted me to see if I minded ( ) if HQ and another gal could stay with us last night. I replied yes, you can sleep with HQ, I get the other broad knowing that would piss HQ off. They all arrived drunk and competing for my attention. Yoda, yoda, it was neat.

Very surreal seeing HQ cuddled up with the boys watching Garfield this morning though.

Link

 

[Homer J Simpson]

I have to take Dylan to a birthday party in about 40 because Mrs. SLB has a baby shower to attend. I offered him the kid's present if we could stay home.

 

[T Bell]

I have to take Dylan to a birthday party in about 40 because Mrs. SLB has a baby shower to attend. I offered him the kid's present if we could stay home.

This is so diabolically brilliant.

 

[Leeroy Jenkins]

My wife is freaking out a bit. She's had a bad cold the last few days and is not taking anything due to the pregnancy. Well last night she took a 30min very hot shower to try to relieve sinus pressure. She also for some unknown reason did 50 squats while in the shower. So she got her heart rate up while in hot water/steam. Apparently that is bad for baby, although it's more of a first trimester thing, and she's into week 24 now. So she's all upset with herself. The baby was kicking last night afterwards though, so it should be all good.

Neti Pot. Life saver for me. Haven't taken an allergy pill in over 5 years. Seriously, if she hasn't tried it and is struggling with sinus pressure, this thing is a godsend.

No brain Protozoa?

 

[Officer Pete Malloy]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

 

[General Malaise]

My wife is freaking out a bit. She's had a bad cold the last few days and is not taking anything due to the pregnancy. Well last night she took a 30min very hot shower to try to relieve sinus pressure. She also for some unknown reason did 50 squats while in the shower. So she got her heart rate up while in hot water/steam. Apparently that is bad for baby, although it's more of a first trimester thing, and she's into week 24 now. So she's all upset with herself. The baby was kicking last night afterwards though, so it should be all good.

Neti Pot. Life saver for me. Haven't taken an allergy pill in over 5 years. Seriously, if she hasn't tried it and is struggling with sinus pressure, this thing is a godsend.

No brain Protozoa?

Are you going to be using well water from a tainted bayou in southern Louisisiana?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I have to take Dylan to a birthday party in about 40 because Mrs. SLB has a baby shower to attend. I offered him the kid's present if we could stay home.

This is so diabolically brilliant.

Unfortunately he already has a Minecraft diamond sword. <_<

 

[bentley]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

ThE fire alarm in the hotel garage has been going off for an hour or so... No ones called up to to the room to tell me death is imminent...it's very romantic and I wanted to sleep in. Made sexy time with lady raiders instead.

Slap it? (Gimme 30 minutes)

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?

 

[Abraham]

I have to take Dylan to a birthday party in about 40 because Mrs. SLB has a baby shower to attend. I offered him the kid's present if we could stay home.

This is so diabolically brilliant.

Unfortunately he already has a Minecraft diamond sword. <_<

You know the only thing better then one mine craft diamond sword?

 

[Abraham]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?[/quote

No lie, my daughters birthdays feature a 17 foot bar BBQ pit, 2 or 3 kegs of beer, loud music, bouncy houses, and in one case a full size petting zoo. We would be pissed if you brought a flask and left the rest of the bottle at home.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

Homecoming Queen

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?[/quote

No lie, my daughters birthdays feature a 17 foot bar BBQ pit, 2 or 3 kegs of beer, loud music, bouncy houses, and in one case a full size petting zoo. We would be pissed if you brought a flask and left the rest of the bottle at home.

This is at some Chuck-E-Cheese kind of place. Of course nobody would have a party there because Chuck-E carries a gun. /Dylan

 

[General Malaise]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

Homecoming Queen

 

[Aaron Rudnicki]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

Homecoming Queen

Neat login screen

 

[T Bell]

I have to take Dylan to a birthday party in about 40 because Mrs. SLB has a baby shower to attend. I offered him the kid's present if we could stay home.

This is so diabolically brilliant.

Unfortunately he already has a Minecraft diamond sword. <_<

Yeah, and unfortunately I'm taking mine later to a laser tag party. I can't compete with that unless I take him to the shooting range.

 

[General Malaise]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?[/quote

No lie, my daughters birthdays feature a 17 foot bar BBQ pit, 2 or 3 kegs of beer, loud music, bouncy houses, and in one case a full size petting zoo. We would be pissed if you brought a flask and left the rest of the bottle at home.

This is at some Chuck-E-Cheese kind of place. Of course nobody would have a party there because Chuck-E carries a gun. /Dylan

I'm guessing you can drop him off and leave, right? Age 7....Chuck-E-Cheese....give him a few bucks and tell the parents you'll be back to pick him up.

 

[General Malaise]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

Homecoming Queen

Neat login screen

Yeah, and I even logged in using Facebook in hopes I would see it and now I've got some neat Photobucket/Facebook interaction going. Swell.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Sorry, I fixed it.

 

[T Bell]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

Homecoming Queen

I'd ride the back of her float.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?[/quote

No lie, my daughters birthdays feature a 17 foot bar BBQ pit, 2 or 3 kegs of beer, loud music, bouncy houses, and in one case a full size petting zoo. We would be pissed if you brought a flask and left the rest of the bottle at home.

This is at some Chuck-E-Cheese kind of place. Of course nobody would have a party there because Chuck-E carries a gun. /Dylan

I'm guessing you can drop him off and leave, right? Age 7....Chuck-E-Cheese....give him a few bucks and tell the parents you'll be back to pick him up.

I would need him to take a cab home too.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

I bought a $200 pair of New Balance running shoes. I hate running. Maybe it'll make me run. Or maybe it'll just be more comfortable walking around on the weekends than these terrible Nike Free things that leave my ankles and feet aching at the end of the day on a Saturday because they're super cool "barefoot running" shoes, which is so ####### nerdy. I've always wanted a nice pair of New Balance, never owned one. Pretty stoked for these.

Anybody wanna go for a run w/me? TIA

lady raiders got me a sweet pair of asics running shoes for Xmas. I haven't even tried them on.....

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

Homecoming Queen

I'd ride the back of her float.

Good gal. Helps kids with disabilities. So vodka.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

I bought a $200 pair of New Balance running shoes. I hate running. Maybe it'll make me run. Or maybe it'll just be more comfortable walking around on the weekends than these terrible Nike Free things that leave my ankles and feet aching at the end of the day on a Saturday because they're super cool "barefoot running" shoes, which is so ####### nerdy. I've always wanted a nice pair of New Balance, never owned one. Pretty stoked for these.

Anybody wanna go for a run w/me? TIA

lady raiders got me a sweet pair of asics running shoes for Xmas. I haven't even tried them on.....

Every pair of Asics I've ever bought hurt my feet. You're better off leaving them in the box.

 

[DA RAIDERS]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of us

Remember my notebook sucks.

 

[T Bell]

I bought a $200 pair of New Balance running shoes. I hate running. Maybe it'll make me run. Or maybe it'll just be more comfortable walking around on the weekends than these terrible Nike Free things that leave my ankles and feet aching at the end of the day on a Saturday because they're super cool "barefoot running" shoes, which is so ####### nerdy. I've always wanted a nice pair of New Balance, never owned one. Pretty stoked for these.

Anybody wanna go for a run w/me? TIA

lady raiders got me a sweet pair of asics running shoes for Xmas. I haven't even tried them on.....

Every pair of Asics I've ever bought hurt my feet. You're better off leaving them in the box.

In the alternative you can wear your Asics using your own feet instead of Bob's.

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of us

Remember my notebook sucks.

Mostly dream.

 

[T Bell]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of us

Remember my notebook sucks.

Mostly dream.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

 

[General Malaise]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?[/quote

No lie, my daughters birthdays feature a 17 foot bar BBQ pit, 2 or 3 kegs of beer, loud music, bouncy houses, and in one case a full size petting zoo. We would be pissed if you brought a flask and left the rest of the bottle at home.

This is at some Chuck-E-Cheese kind of place. Of course nobody would have a party there because Chuck-E carries a gun. /Dylan

I'm guessing you can drop him off and leave, right? Age 7....Chuck-E-Cheese....give him a few bucks and tell the parents you'll be back to pick him up.

I would need him to take a cab home too.

 

[Limp Ditka]

First helicopters falling from the sky, now fatal mudslides?

Is it time for the 'Ficticious Tragedies the Kristas Brought to Washington State' thread?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of us

Remember my notebook sucks.

Mostly dream.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Mrs. SLB gets drunk and likes women coming on to me. I can't explain it but she needs to be drunk a lot more.

 

[Limp Ditka]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of us

Remember my notebook sucks.

Mostly dream.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Mrs. SLB gets drunk and likes women coming on to me. I can't explain it but she needs to be drunk a lot more.

My wife likes the fact that all of my exes now swing the other way.

I'm pretty sure that she's plotting and schemeing the conversion as I type.

 

[shuke]

"So you'll get the Nerf Gun and I'll take you back to the bar. You can play Golden Tee while I neg some cougars."

I think there is a Hooters next door to this joint. What's the rule on taking a flask a nonfamilymember 7 year old kids birthday party that you don't know? It's cool right?[/quote

No lie, my daughters birthdays feature a 17 foot bar BBQ pit, 2 or 3 kegs of beer, loud music, bouncy houses, and in one case a full size petting zoo. We would be pissed if you brought a flask and left the rest of the bottle at home.

This is at some Chuck-E-Cheese kind of place. Of course nobody would have a party there because Chuck-E carries a gun. /Dylan

Chuck E Cheese serves beer.

 

[T Bell]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of us

Remember my notebook sucks.

Mostly dream.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Mrs. SLB gets drunk and likes women coming on to me. I can't explain it but she needs to be drunk a lot more.

My wife likes the fact that all of my exes now swing the other way.

I'm pretty sure that she's plotting and schemeing the conversion as I type.

As Isaiah Thomas is to the management of basketball franchises, you are to heterosexuality. What on earth have you done to those poor women?

 

[St. Louis Bob]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of us

Remember my notebook sucks.

Mostly dream.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

Mrs. SLB gets drunk and likes women coming on to me. I can't explain it but she needs to be drunk a lot more.

My wife likes the fact that all of my exes now swing the other way.

I'm pretty sure that she's plotting and schemeing the conversion as I type.

Just to be clear, there wasn't anything too crazy last night/this morning.

 

[Tecumseh]

Short version:

Mrs. SLB texted me to see if I minded ( ) if HQ and another gal could stay with us last night. I replied yes, you can sleep with HQ, I get the other broad knowing that would piss HQ off. They all arrived drunk and competing for my attention. Yoda, yoda, it was neat.

Very surreal seeing HQ cuddled up with the boys watching Garfield this morning though.

My link

 

[General Malaise]

First helicopters falling from the sky, now fatal mudslides?

Is it time for the 'Ficticious Tragedies the Kristas Brought to Washington State' thread?

Crazy.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

Is it a good example or a bad example when your boys wake up and there are extra women in the house? Good example? I agree.

So do you live an AZ Ron lifestyle with chicks blowing enema juice all over you in the shower or do you live the dream in your mind like the rest of usRemember my notebook sucks.

Mostly dream.

They mostly come at night. Mostly.

:golfclap:

 

[Henry Ford]

My wife is freaking out a bit. She's had a bad cold the last few days and is not taking anything due to the pregnancy. Well last night she took a 30min very hot shower to try to relieve sinus pressure. She also for some unknown reason did 50 squats while in the shower. So she got her heart rate up while in hot water/steam. Apparently that is bad for baby, although it's more of a first trimester thing, and she's into week 24 now. So she's all upset with herself. The baby was kicking last night afterwards though, so it should be all good.

Neti Pot. Life saver for me. Haven't taken an allergy pill in over 5 years. Seriously, if she hasn't tried it and is struggling with sinus pressure, this thing is a godsend.

Plus, free brain parasites.

 

[Henry Ford]

Who is hq? When did this place get so complicated? I blame eminence.

Homecoming Queen

Oohh. That's where the restrooms are.

 

[T Bell]

My wife is freaking out a bit. She's had a bad cold the last few days and is not taking anything due to the pregnancy. Well last night she took a 30min very hot shower to try to relieve sinus pressure. She also for some unknown reason did 50 squats while in the shower. So she got her heart rate up while in hot water/steam. Apparently that is bad for baby, although it's more of a first trimester thing, and she's into week 24 now. So she's all upset with herself. The baby was kicking last night afterwards though, so it should be all good.

Neti Pot. Life saver for me. Haven't taken an allergy pill in over 5 years. Seriously, if she hasn't tried it and is struggling with sinus pressure, this thing is a godsend.

Plus, free brain parasites.

And you don't even need to shave in the lake!