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Rustoleum
Footballguy
We definitely need to get one together, along with Guster too. If it happens, I might even sign up for Facebook and everything.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I won so much money tonight I dipped into the Woodford Reserve instead of just going for the Maker's. Is a good day.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
Lazering means 3 or 4 months :wifeisbald:T Bell said:Lazering it means forever. It really does put things in perspective.Josie Maran said:
You didn't miss much.Josie Maran said:
Minnesota 2014 NIT champion shirts too. No one is buying those.
Frostillicus
Footballguy
I bought one. Because it's hilarious. I'll be wearing it to every game next year.Lazering means 3 or 4 months :wifeisbald:T Bell said:Lazering it means forever. It really does put things in perspective.Josie Maran said:
You didn't miss much.Josie Maran said:
Minnesota 2014 NIT champion shirts too. No one is buying those.
strykerpks
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
Ok, to clarify- I had to make it a death match because we all know who would win at basketball.
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
strykerpks
Footballguy
shuke
Black Ice Skeptic
Good Posting Judge
Footballguy
DA RAIDERS
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Same with 5 y.o. Pretty much a nightly battle to get her to eat.
Anybody got a success story to share?
bostonfred
Footballguy
Woke up this morning to a boom and bright red light out my back window. Ran over to see what exploded. Nothing. Then it happened again. Looked everywhere for a transformer with flames. Nothing. Went downstairs. Saw another bright red flash, this time from the front of the house, with the same boom. This time I can see the transformer across the street where it blows. After a couple more times, it finally stops. It was bright enough that it lit up the sky so I thought something exploded behind the house. The cop who arrived said he was two towns over when he got the call and he saw the flash. I've seen a transformer blow before but that was crazy.
kevzilla
Footballguy
Awesome poster. Gonna miss that guy.Mr. krista tells me that he made plans with proninja to get together Saturday.
bostonfred
Footballguy
A transformer that blows is called a gobot.
mr roboto
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Oh come on.Tecumseh said:I had, but it has been so many years that I forgot how bad it was. Plus, I've had lots of concussions.Josie Maran said:
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
T Bell
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
The rain was predicted to stop at 2pm yesterday and the forecasters nailed it. If we were in the Pacific time zone. So what is always a chaotic experience was exacerbated by said rain. Parking spots were at a premium and spots that were always $20-$25 were now $75-$100. Bunch of cockblowers. My GB that I usually go to opening day with couldn't make it because he was at the NCAA final last night so BFF was driving. So BFF tells the guy collecting money "yeah, I'm not paying that" and just pulls into the lot next to his that has reserved signs all over the place. I'm and the guy is waving his arms at us all pissed off. "Lets go" he says, we get out and start walking to the stadium. The guy is yelling something about his (work) van being towed.
Being fashionable as always I was wearing my green Cards hat, I rarely wear a hat but it was raining, and a Rams jacket. I couldn't have stuck out more not that I really cared. On the way into the stadium BFF notices my jackets and tells me that his SIL is now dating a former Rams player and he was shocked that he was my size. Cool, whatever. The rain got old really fast so we went into this little bar reserved for season ticket holders. I go to use the bathroom and everybody is looking at me and wanting to talk Rams football. This is opening day of the Cardinals mind you. People at Rams games don't want to talk about Rams football. I'm guessing somebody thought I was somebody because I was getting a lot of enthusiastic "Heys!" from people.
I finish my business and it's apparent that everybody is sick of the rain because the bar is packed. BFF heads to the bathroom and I sit down at a table with some gal. I wasn't hitting on her, flirting or anything, I just felt like sitting down. She was cool enough though so I introduced myself and we chatted a bit. BFF returns from what was now a long line and I introduce him to this gal. About 10 minutes later, I have to go again. I return and he's sitting at the table by himself just crying laughing. "I ####### hate you" he says. He thought I was friends with the gal. He kept talking about me and the gal finally gave him a weird look and said "I've don't know what you're talking about and I've never seen that guy in my life".
It finally stopped raining but I was all wet and really didn't feel like staying. Plus I was hoping that his van was still there so we could drive home. So we took off and thankfully it was still there without a boot or anything. From there we went to a serious dive bar back in the old hood close to his house. The kind of place where you could get shived but hey, you could smoke! We're there pounding whiskey and a blond Offdee 2 approaches us and starts talking about Rams football. BFF says "you know (pointing at me) he used to play for the Rams right?". I give him a
and she yells "OMG!" in this really thick Italian voice. Now she has her hands on me, I felt like Tanner, and she's asking me all kinds of football questions. I'm really wasted and can't think straight but kept giving her vague statements like "you'll never meet a better leader or man of faith like Kurt" and "I should have been paid for my college service, sacrificed my body for those people" much to BFF's delight.
I don't remember much after that. Godbless Scoote r guy.
and the guy is waving his arms at us all pissed off. "Lets go" he says, we get out and start walking to the stadium. The guy is yelling something about his (work) van being towed.Being fashionable as always I was wearing my green Cards hat, I rarely wear a hat but it was raining, and a Rams jacket. I couldn't have stuck out more not that I really cared. On the way into the stadium BFF notices my jackets and tells me that his SIL is now dating a former Rams player and he was shocked that he was my size. Cool, whatever. The rain got old really fast so we went into this little bar reserved for season ticket holders. I go to use the bathroom and everybody is looking at me and wanting to talk Rams football. This is opening day of the Cardinals mind you. People at Rams games don't want to talk about Rams football. I'm guessing somebody thought I was somebody because I was getting a lot of enthusiastic "Heys!" from people.
I finish my business and it's apparent that everybody is sick of the rain because the bar is packed. BFF heads to the bathroom and I sit down at a table with some gal. I wasn't hitting on her, flirting or anything, I just felt like sitting down. She was cool enough though so I introduced myself and we chatted a bit. BFF returns from what was now a long line and I introduce him to this gal. About 10 minutes later, I have to go again. I return and he's sitting at the table by himself just crying laughing. "I ####### hate you" he says. He thought I was friends with the gal. He kept talking about me and the gal finally gave him a weird look and said "I've don't know what you're talking about and I've never seen that guy in my life".
It finally stopped raining but I was all wet and really didn't feel like staying. Plus I was hoping that his van was still there so we could drive home. So we took off and thankfully it was still there without a boot or anything. From there we went to a serious dive bar back in the old hood close to his house. The kind of place where you could get shived but hey, you could smoke! We're there pounding whiskey and a blond Offdee 2 approaches us and starts talking about Rams football. BFF says "you know (pointing at me) he used to play for the Rams right?". I give him a
and she yells "OMG!" in this really thick Italian voice. Now she has her hands on me, I felt like Tanner, and she's asking me all kinds of football questions. I'm really wasted and can't think straight but kept giving her vague statements like "you'll never meet a better leader or man of faith like Kurt" and "I should have been paid for my college service, sacrificed my body for those people" much to BFF's delight.I don't remember much after that. Godbless Scoote r guy.
heckmanm
Footballguy
St. Louis Bob
Footballguy
Fuller
Footballguy
I know some of you get massages (the legal kind, not the good kind) and was hoping you could answer a question or two so I don't have to travel out to the rest of the FFA. Thinking about taking my wife to a spa for her b-day and getting massages. A few of the places I looked at offer couples massages. Is there a difference between a couples massage and just getting two regular massages? Do they put both parties of the couple in the same room or something?
Also, is this something that you'd feel like going straight to dinner after, or would you want to go home and freshen up after?
Also, is this something that you'd feel like going straight to dinner after, or would you want to go home and freshen up after?
Henry Ford
Footballguy
They put you in the same room for the massages and then leave once you're good and relaxed. Many people have sexy time at that point.
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Frostillicus
Footballguy
Massages make me feel weird. Not good weird. I don't like people touching me (though I don't think I'm as extreme as cranky old guy). And don't get me started on the hair cut places that try to wash your hair for you.
arrow1
Footballguy
BobbyLayne
Footballguy
Fuller
Footballguy
Frostillicus
Footballguy
Guster
Footballguy
I've had several couples massages, but never did the sexy time thing...It's basically the same as two individual massages but in the same room.
I prefer an individual massage personally
Fuller
Footballguy
gotcha.I've had several couples massages, but never did the sexy time thing...It's basically the same as two individual massages but in the same room.
I prefer an individual massage personally
Limp Ditka
Footballguy
As for massages, this.
As for getting my hair washed.... Love it for some reason.
Henry Ford
Footballguy
Maybe, but aren't you intrigued?
Fuller
Footballguy
yeah, but I've made the sexy times in public places before. This seems like more risk than reward.Maybe, but aren't you intrigued?
Henry Ford
Footballguy
They leave the room for a half hour of "relaxation" time after the couples massage. Many people relax by banging like high school kids.
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Fuller
Footballguy
what about after? would you feel fine to go straight to dinner, or rather go home and clean up first? I'm assuming they use some oil or lotion or something.gotcha.I've had several couples massages, but never did the sexy time thing...It's basically the same as two individual massages but in the same room.
I prefer an individual massage personally
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Officer Pete Malloy
Footballguy
Fuller
Footballguy
I was thinking in high school, I could bang 3-4 times in that amount of time.Similar threads
